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10711

Help / Re: On the subject of parachutes and watches...

« on: March 30, 2010, 08:38:53 AM »

They work but sometimes if it's in your inventory it will randomly turn you invisible.

I know DX.

10712

Off Topic / Re: What books to read?

« on: March 30, 2010, 08:35:56 AM »

Try some of Clive Cussler's books.

They are not science fiction.

10713

Off Topic / Re: Jokes, anyone?

« on: March 30, 2010, 08:34:30 AM »

Batmans in the kitchen
Robins in the hall
But jokers in the bathroom
Peeing on the wall.

10714

Off Topic / Re: Wtf?

« on: March 29, 2010, 10:17:51 PM »

Santa mouse

10715

Off Topic / Re: Wtf?

« on: March 29, 2010, 10:09:44 PM »

They were actually large mouse droppings.

10716

Off Topic / Re: Jokes, anyone?

« on: March 29, 2010, 10:07:43 PM »

User: Wanna hear a joke?

Cleverbot: Sure

User: This thread.

Cleverbot: Ha ha.

10717

Off Topic / Re: Wtf?

« on: March 29, 2010, 10:04:58 PM »

They are actually nice people.

10718

Off Topic / Re: Wtf?

« on: March 29, 2010, 10:03:03 PM »

No, capitalist.

Alright everyone, work harder!

10719

Games / Re: Haven & Hearth

« on: March 29, 2010, 10:02:17 PM »

How 2 put pieces of bark together?

10720

Games / Re: Haven & Hearth

« on: March 29, 2010, 09:59:05 PM »

Can't drink from river?!!

I don't want beaver feaver!!

where 2 find cup.

10721

Off Topic / Re: Wtf?

« on: March 29, 2010, 09:58:03 PM »

No, my parents happen to be missionaries.

They drag me along with them sometimes. :(

10722

Games / Re: Haven & Hearth

« on: March 29, 2010, 09:55:42 PM »

HALP! i think i'm about to die of thirst!

Where 2 find water?!

10723

Off Topic / Re: Wtf?

« on: March 29, 2010, 09:55:06 PM »

Fatty Acids

10724

Off Topic / Re: Wtf?

« on: March 29, 2010, 09:50:40 PM »

I've lived in China for 4 years.

Nothing unusual for me.

10725

Off Topic / Re: Wtf?

« on: March 29, 2010, 09:45:45 PM »

Somebody left their chocolate cake on the table here.

*attempts to grab cake.