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First, you would get hit by a car. While you're in the hospital, the surgeons will inject you with what you think is numbing stuff, but it will actually be throw-up poison. You'll start throwing up and you'll get it all inside your body since they opened you up. One of the surgeons will then spoon-feed you the vomit that was inside you, and every time you decline to eat it, you will be cut with a serrated knife on your arm. You'll be feeling all this pain, too, and you'll be crying like the BITCH you are. Then, they'll just shoot you in the head because I'm tired of thinking of this stuff.

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Off Topic / Re: What would your last words be?

« on: May 02, 2013, 01:10:26 AM »

"i farted"

"What the forget did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the forget out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, forgeter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little stuff. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will stuff fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re loving dea-"

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Games / Re: Stonehearth - this game looks awesome

« on: May 02, 2013, 12:29:55 AM »

Quote from: Soukuw on May 01, 2013, 11:04:50 PM

Everything doesn't have to be made out of loving cubes.

cool
i like the way it looks with cubes, i wouldn't like it as much without it

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: May 01, 2013, 12:28:41 AM »

gay

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Games / Re: Stonehearth - this game looks awesome

« on: April 30, 2013, 11:52:07 PM »

i backed the game $15 :D

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Games / Re: Stonehearth - this game looks awesome

« on: April 30, 2013, 11:27:23 PM »

looks like it, but doesn't play like it

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Games / Re: Stonehearth - this game looks awesome

« on: April 30, 2013, 11:00:26 PM »

Quote from: Chrono on April 30, 2013, 09:27:42 PM

How dare you mention Minecraft in the OP.

Just because it's cubes? Honestly? Do you mine and craft like you do in Minecraft? Is your character just 6 cuboids stuck together?

No? Well, then I don't understand how this is any way like Minecraft apart from the fact that they both use voxels.

i knew someone would say this.
it's just because people recognize minecraft the most.
i feel the same way as you; i hate when people compare minecraft to other games, but, people recognize minecraft, so i used it.

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