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Off Topic / Re: Board Game Online
« on: July 07, 2012, 02:43:25 AM »
I won due to having a big snake, impressed a whore and went the last bit of space needed.
ownd.

2747
"Perfect..." I sob from inside the bathroom, still freezing.

2748
After getting sick of freezing, I remove my clothes, down to my boxer-briefs, and sit in the bathroom, which was already wet enough. I let my clothes rest on the side of the toilet as I rub my limbs for warmth.

2749
"This is all going to hell!" I yell as I fall onto the 'wall couch'. "We're donzo!"

2750
I pull over and exit the driver's seat. "Somebody hold me..."

2751
"Alright then!" I shout as I speed at the wall of cars. I plow through it, leaving a rather noticeable dent in the front of the RV. I drive down the road, shivering as I do so.

2752
"The other kid old man was fixing earlier!" I shout as crazies begin to jump onto the RV. I floor it and drive around the parking lot in an attempt to get them off. Some fall but others just manage to hold on.

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"What about the other guy?" I ask as I rev up the RV. The lights blind a crazy as it runs by.

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"Is that everyone?" I ask as I sit in the driver's seat.

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I hop in the RV, taking one of the beds.
Gnight, phone's about to die.
brother there only be one bed

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I exit the RV, still dripping wet. "EVERYONE IN THE RV!" I shout before coughing a bit.

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We reach the motel after a grueling run. I fall onto one of the cars in the wall, get up, crawl over it and run for the RV. I gasp for breath as I pull the door open and run into the bathroom. I don't even shut the door before I begin puking into the toilet. "Damn asthma." I mutter over a gag. I stop puking after two good chunks of vomit come out of my mouth. I then fall into a heap in the bathroom as I wait for air to get back into my lungs.

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After stomping the crazy's face into a mush, I free my pick and exit to find the Russian clenching his chest. Crazies were already en route to our destination, so I ran over to the Russian and pulled at his sleeve. "Go! Go!" I shout at him over the rain soaking my already freezing body.

2759
Derp, somebody that lives in my house wants to use a frame of your avatar for a Youtube profile picture.

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Kinda confused, are you helping Mikoyan by killing the crazy or what?
Miko went to the city to find me.
Three crazies were eating flesh in a deli.
Two heard Miko shouting.
They're fighting Miko now.
I heard them exit so I exited the freezer and saw only one crazy pigging out on flesh.
I'm killing it because fight response.

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