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Forum Games / Re: Apocalypse: The Re-apocalyticalizing [CHARACTER LIST CLEARED]

« on: July 06, 2012, 11:50:56 PM »

The two look at each other, look back at the Russian, then frown. They both tackle him at the same time. I open the freezer door to check the current situation, only to see one crazy left. I pull out my ice-axe, and while he's pigging out on flesh, I tap him on the shoulder. He turns around to get the chunk of flesh he was chewing on stabbed with my pick. I stabbed it so hard that it dug clean through the flesh and dug into the inside of the crazy's mouth. I pull him to the ground with the pick and begin stomping his face.

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Forum Games / Re: Apocalypse: The Re-apocalyticalizing [CHARACTER LIST CLEARED]

« on: July 06, 2012, 11:42:43 PM »

I hear somebody. The Russian. The crazies did too, because I heard some grumbling and then the door moan again.

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Forum Games / Re: Apocalypse: The Re-apocalyticalizing [CHARACTER LIST CLEARED]

« on: July 06, 2012, 05:50:40 PM »

Rain begins pouring down on the motel. Lightning strikes about every thirty seconds. Mild winds, but they're still cold.

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Off Topic / Re: Random Superhero Generator

« on: July 06, 2012, 05:45:26 PM »

Mr. Nappy is able to become immovable. Additionally, he has an uncommon flexibility. Sadly, Mr. Nappy is deathly afraid of snakes.

Just like me in real life.

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Forum Games / Re: Apocalypse: The Re-apocalyticalizing [CHARACTER LIST CLEARED]

« on: July 06, 2012, 04:56:29 PM »

After I finished puking, the rain had to be near the motel. Lightning struck again, and I saw black figures out in front of the deli (Through the front windows). I looked around for a place to hide, but my only option was the freezer. I attempted to open it, and it wasn't locked. I thanked Jesus and shut the door behind me as I entered. This freezer didn't have a window, but I heard the door moan and crazies muttering to each other. I was going to be here for a while.

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Off Topic / Re: My Little Pony: Friendship for Blockheads: General V2

« on: July 06, 2012, 04:52:13 AM »

Hi guys.
Just droppin' in.

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Games / Re: New Killing floor DLC SHUTUP AND TAKE MY DOSH

« on: July 06, 2012, 03:58:40 AM »

As funny as that is. It still isn't valid enough.
Does this character have new dialogue or anything?

I was thinking since the character is modeled after the voice actor, it'd have the first take of all the lines or something.

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Games / Re: Team Fortress 2 - Megatopic

« on: July 06, 2012, 02:19:33 AM »

actual advice please

I'm serious.

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Games / Re: Team Fortress 2 - Megatopic

« on: July 06, 2012, 02:17:29 AM »

Turn your graphics up from 'Wooden CPU'

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Forum Games / Re: [RTD -esque] Game of the Undead (No slots remaining) (SHOPPING!)

« on: July 05, 2012, 11:32:11 PM »

If we have 3$, get me the M80 bundle [.2 kg]

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Forum Games / Re: Apocalypse: The Re-apocalyticalizing [CHARACTER LIST CLEARED]

« on: July 05, 2012, 11:30:23 PM »

I enter the city and duck though multiple alleys to avoid getting spotted by crazies. I end up coming across an open door, which was the employee entrance/exit for a deli. "Meat, just what I want." I say to myself as I enter. The door made a creaking noise, which would alert me if something entered. I walk in, ending up in the back area where meat was screwed with. The freezer was shut, but it was a bit chilly where I was currently standing. It was dark due to the lights not working and the rainclouds being over the city. They would reach the motel in no time. I unzip my survival duffle (My duffle bag's lame name) to check for a light source, when the rain starts coming down outside. Lightning strikes almost seconds after the rain starts, and I caught a glimpse of what was scattered on the tables and floor. Bloody body parts. Some were chewed at, some had chunks missing, and others were skinned.
I threw up right on the spot.

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Forum Games / Re: Apocalypse: The Re-apocalyticalizing [CHARACTER LIST CLEARED]

« on: July 05, 2012, 08:07:09 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJMt_j4-0I4
for those who i didn't message steam
this played when we all died

>Read comments
>"i cried"
Pussies.

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Off Topic / Re: Let's Play Sanic

« on: July 05, 2012, 06:39:11 PM »

My sides.

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Off Topic / Re: My immature sister acts like a douche and I get blamed for it.

« on: July 05, 2012, 06:34:20 PM »

With my sister it's a love hate thing.
Sometimes she acts like an awesome sister.
Other times I want to staple her big mouth to the wall.

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Off Topic / Re: Go to the nearest book and go to page 45,that will be your love life

« on: July 05, 2012, 06:30:03 PM »

"CHAPTER III
THE PATHWAYS OF ELECTROMAGNETIC PULSES"

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