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Games / Re: Team Fortress 2 - Megatopic

« on: June 20, 2012, 02:56:01 AM »

because of non gameplay affecting items that dont do anything yet?

No.
The gameplay.
Not items or trading.
I NEED this update to come out.
Everything is so old.
I've seen ALL of it.
THE SAME WEAPONS.
THE SAME MAPS.
OVER AND OVER AND OVER.
EVERYONE PLAYING PYRO!
I NEED THE UPDATE MAN.
I'VE BEEN PLAYING SINCE SNIPER V.S. SPY!

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Games / Re: Team Fortress 2 - Megatopic

« on: June 20, 2012, 02:50:19 AM »

Good God TF2 is just not fun to me anymore.

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Off Topic / Re: I have erections at night

« on: June 20, 2012, 02:19:28 AM »

I was going to say I just had an erection at 2:25 AM. Then I realized I was just looking at boner-inducing things.

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Forum Games / Re: Apocalypse: The Re-apocalyticalizing [Slow postin' no fun yo]

« on: June 20, 2012, 01:40:30 AM »

I put it in forward (???) and enter the hallway again, hands still on my eyes. "An assassin for a gang. They busted me out of a psycho center because my assassinations were violent. I was in the psycho center because normal prison didn't work. No more explanation needed? Good." I explain. I then do what I did earlier and reverse back into the room.

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Forum Games / Re: Apocalypse: The Re-apocalyticalizing [Slow postin' no fun yo]

« on: June 20, 2012, 01:35:46 AM »

"I'm sorry!" I shout as I continue to go in reverse, hands on my eyes.

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Forum Games / Re: Apocalypse: The Re-apocalyticalizing [Slow postin' no fun yo]

« on: June 20, 2012, 01:28:55 AM »

As I walk around muttering to myself, I end up seeing woman almost completely nude. I slap my hands onto my eyes and backup into a wall, then backup through a doorway.

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Forum Games / Re: Apocalypse: The Re-apocalyticalizing [Slow postin' no fun yo]

« on: June 20, 2012, 01:15:03 AM »

"How would not getting money by killing somebody someone else hates be beneficial to me... Am I even supposed to kill this person?" I mumble to myself as I pace.

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Forum Games / Re: Apocalypse: The Re-apocalyticalizing [Slow postin' no fun yo]

« on: June 20, 2012, 12:36:50 AM »

GET ON WITH IT

When the man takes the woman away, I pull down my medical mask and spit out a candy wrapper into my hand. I open it up and look at something printed onto it. I whistle calmly to myself as I do so. "Why do they decide to stick me with one last job... 'It won't benefit us, it's all for you! Trust us, it took us since we started giving you hits to find this person!'... My ass..." I muttered to myself. I then balled up the wrapper to a point where it was as small as possible, stuck it in the side of my mouth and pulled my mask back up.

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Forum Games / Re: Apocalypse: The Re-apocalyticalizing [Slow postin' no fun yo]

« on: June 19, 2012, 10:50:33 PM »

"Cool...?"

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Forum Games / Re: Apocalypse: The Re-apocalyticalizing [Slow postin' no fun yo]

« on: June 19, 2012, 10:48:11 PM »

POV CHANGE OOOOOO.

I fall with my arms up which only stops me from hitting my head. I fall and almost hit the woman. After throwing myself up onto my feet, I turn around and look at the people. "So, where have you guys been holding out?" I ask, adjusting my one shoulder pad.

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Off Topic / Re: Add a word to the above post!

« on: June 19, 2012, 10:42:31 PM »

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Off Topic / Re: Would you forget the above user's avatar?

« on: June 19, 2012, 10:21:39 PM »

nooo.

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Off Topic / Re: Truth or Dare

« on: June 19, 2012, 10:15:25 PM »

Kira365.
Would you be my roommate?

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Forum Games / Re: Apocalypse: The Re-apocalyticalizing [Slow postin' no fun yo]

« on: June 19, 2012, 09:59:06 PM »

"Alright, I gave you answers. Down please."

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Forum Games / Re: Apocalypse: The Re-apocalyticalizing [Slow postin' no fun yo]

« on: June 19, 2012, 09:56:22 PM »

NOT THE PRUNES.