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AS DOG IS BITING CHAINSAW CRAZY GOJIRA TAKES SHOT BUT MISS.

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The crazy was hit in the shoulder by two of Alex's bullets. Angered, he revved up his chainsaw to scare her away, unsure if his revving scared her away or she just retreated, he would never know. The man in black's eyes began to open and he looked at the crazy from behind. Now that his black sweater's hood wasn't clinging to his head, I could see that he had some sort of black doctor's mask on, with some horrifying mouth painted onto it. He had a shoulder pad and knee pads, and the look in his eyes when he opened them could tear through your soul. He whistled at the crazy, who turned around, almost cutting the man's hand off. "The dog isn't your issue at the moment, what happened to cutting me in half?" he asked. The crazy let the words sink in, looked back at me, then looked back at the man, which was when I had an opening. I tackled his leg like I did Alex's once before, tearing into the leg of his overalls.

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Off Topic / Re: Things people do that piss you off
« on: June 17, 2012, 05:42:11 PM »
When people do stuff like this;
"carrot."
"HAHAHA, HE SAID carrot!"
Really? I didn't hear him, he was in the same room as me.

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Miko, if you want to die because nobody is around to save you, just die already.

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The humans weren't going to do any good, one was asleep and the other was drowsy. I barked at them and ran back to the hardware store. The chainsaw was still running, but now I could see who was holding it. It was a crazy, wearing overalls, no shirt, boots and a football helmet. He was covered in blood, but none of it was his. He was pulling a man dressed in completely black by the feet with a chain. The crazy climbed to the top of a shelf and hooked the end of the chain not attached to the man's feet to the ceiling. After jumping down, he revved his chainsaw. I began barking, drawing the crazy's attention instantly.

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Off Topic / Re: FIST VIDEO!!!
« on: June 17, 2012, 12:27:11 PM »
No fists.
I'm disappoint.

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I CONTINUE BARKING AT THE HUMANS.
JIMMIE FELL DOWN THE WELL.

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I do.
Of course they're not actually written do-


...I can explain.
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you said you had a few surprises in store
i assumed that was one of them.
by surprises i meant everything in the mall cop place for when you arrived

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what is happening

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i know, miko
I grab some medical supplies and jam them in my backpack.
I then collapse unconscious due to a tripwire and a sleeper dart left behind by Max.
you should probably help me alexia
I did nothing of the sort

I enter the hardware store, almost unable to breath from the scent of blood in my nose. Around the shop are several bodies hanging by their feet, chopped in half, a pool of blood and the top half beneath. A chainsaw is running somewhere in the back of the shop. I quickly run back to the humans and bark at them.

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WE SHOULD BE ON TOPIC AFAFA

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WHERE THE THREAD SHOULD BE GOING --->                                PLOT

WHERE IT'S GOING VVV



                        NOWHERE

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my sides are on fire

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I dash into the mall, disappearing around a corner. THE SCENT OF A LARGE AMOUNT OF BLOOD IS SOMEWHERE.

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