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3736
I stop flailing and start barking at the woman with a great taste in pants.

3737
I begin barking, not stopping my mindless flailing.

3738
I begin flailing each of my limbs and my head, squealing as I do so.

3739
As soon as the woman exits with her new pants, I grab at the new pants like I did her old ones.

3740
I slowly moved my face into the woman's view, the same innocent smile taped onto my face.

3741
Off Topic / Re: Can anyone buy me a $33 Battlefield 3 Key?
« on: June 11, 2012, 07:01:49 PM »
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=2856.0
1. Those rules are for a different section.
2. He didn't break any rules within that thread anyways.

3742
I tilt my head at the door, furiously wagging my tail.

3743
I look at the woman behind me, and continue barking and scratching at the door.

3744
I bark and continue clawing at the door.

3745
I sprint over and start clawing and sniffing at the door to the room the woman is in.

3746
Every time the woman shakes me off, I get back on and tear at the leg some more. I manage to get a good grip on it and rip it from the knee down.

3747
I sprint out the door and sniff out the woman with delicious pants in no time. She tries to run, but having four legs, a smaller and more agile body, and my hunger to worry about, I finally reach her. I practically do a dog's version of a tackle into her leg and tear into the pant leg I have yet to begin ripping.

3748
I look at the door in the most innocent way, waiting for somebody to open it.

3749
I bark at the woman.

3750
I looked at the woman that complimented my guarding skills, then I eyeballed the other woman's pants again.

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