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I pant a bit, tilt my head, and look at the woman I bit innocently.

3752
I bite the woman as she takes her hands off of me.

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I'm already wearing a collar you nutsack. A spiked collar grr manly.
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I immediately go back to chewing the woman's pants into submission. This time, I manage to make a rather large rip. I begin eating what I have removed.

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Off Topic / Re: What are you eating?
« on: June 10, 2012, 05:11:17 PM »
Surprised you didn't call me a lesbo.

In all seriousness, the last thing I consumed was cum coffee.
Lesbian.

3755
I continue to tap at the window and whine.

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I look at her through the window and attempt to look innocent, even though the man I peed on is right behind me. I tap at the window and whine.

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I sneak back under the seat of the woman with the tasty pants and exit through the door she forgot to close. My stomach is certainly getting the best of me today. I strut over to her and begin chewing on her pants again, this time managing to start ripping them.

3758
I wake up. Having regained some of my strength I make an effort to get up and walk around. I'm still shaking, cold, so I wrap the blanket around me like a robe and walk into the room everyone is in, "Alex, what did you p-put in me?"
We in da truck bro
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She has no idea what I- Oh dear. I just began urinating on the man's lap. After I finish, I quickly hop down and retreat back to where I woke up.

3759
The woman set me on a man's lap. She DARE lay her hands on Kowalski?! I suddenly stop. I hadn't done my business since I was in that box, and I'm still a puppy! I begin whining at the woman that set me on the man's lap.

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I keep my mouth on the pants but stop chewing. I look up at the woman in the most innocent way possible.

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I wake up underneath the seat of the vehicle. I had grown tired of biting the woman's arm. She obviously doesn't care. I sneak beneath the seats and poke my nose where it shouldn't belong. I begin sniffing the leg of a different woman. Goodness, it's a good thing the people that brought me here predicted there would be females. After sniffing at her pants a bit, my stomach alerts me that the stale kibble from yesterday wasn't fulfilling. I lightly bit into the woman's pants, hoping that it tasted better when it was off of her leg.

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ultimamax

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Games / Re: Help me spend $100
« on: June 10, 2012, 01:06:24 AM »

Saving is lame.
Says the guy with $115 I have left from Christmas.

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Off Topic / Re: Sad moments in video games
« on: June 10, 2012, 01:05:19 AM »

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