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Forum Games / Re: [800x600] Troll Adventures

« on: June 29, 2011, 06:22:17 PM »

Acquire cows, make cows have children, acquire shotgun, kill adults, give babies 'instant adult serum', use remains from old cows to make a cloning machine, clone living cows, kill the cows but let all the clones live, repeat steps 7 and 8 for infinite hamburgers.

Problem world hunger?

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Forum Games / Re: [800x600] Troll Adventures

« on: June 29, 2011, 05:24:33 PM »

Go to an aquarium, eat fish, claim that fish are sushi and are meant to be eaten if anyone asks. Problem aquariumcigarettes?

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Forum Games / Re: [100x70] Experiment Z - SWEET SEMEN OF BABY JESUS! ZOMBIES!

« on: June 29, 2011, 02:15:18 AM »

RUN AWAY

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Forum Games / Re: [100x70] Experiment Z - SWEET SEMEN OF BABY JESUS! ZOMBIES!

« on: June 29, 2011, 01:49:35 AM »

GONNA FLIP A COIN, ER, CALCULATOR!

...EVEN!

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Forum Games / Re: [100x70] Experiment Z - SWEET SEMEN OF BABY JESUS! ZOMBIES!

« on: June 29, 2011, 12:40:04 AM »

THROW THE KNIFE THEN FLIGHT

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Forum Games / Re: The Quest - A text based MMO :)

« on: June 29, 2011, 12:21:14 AM »

>Wong

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Forum Games / Re: The Quest - A text based MMO :)

« on: June 29, 2011, 12:06:33 AM »

>Wang H. Low

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Forum Games / Re: District 507 - A Text RPG about a corrupt government and mutants

« on: June 28, 2011, 11:44:12 PM »

Name: Max
Items: Makeshift Hammer
Health: 120
Social Status: Feared
Faction: Mutant
Class: 'Enhanced' Human
I swung my hammer over my head and into the chest of the other mutant. He flew into a rock behind him. I held my hammer above my head and smashed him further into the rock. "AND I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU AROUND HERE AGAIN!" I shouted at him. He pulled himself from the rock and ran off. As he did I put my hammer down and knelt down in front of some plants. I plucked one of the larger flowers from the ground and stuck it in my mouth, beginning to eat it. I picked my hammer up and rested it on my shoulder as I walked in the direction of one of the cities. After a few steps the other mutant returned. I readied my hammer, still chewing on the flower. It made me look like an idiot, but I could care less. He set down a small rock and pushed it towards me. I looked at the rock and back to the mutant. What was he trying to pull? I tapped the rock with my foot and it split in half. I was surprised but then I realised it was already split in two when he offered it to me. I removed the top and looked inside. It was a collection of different plants and leaves. I looked back at the mutant who gazed over at the flowers. I looked back at the rock and realised there were no flowers in it. I picked up the rock and walked away. The mutant ran toward the flowers in joy, and started to eat them. I was a nice guy, you just had to know how to not tick me off.

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Forum Games / Re: [100x60] Mike and the Murder Mystery - Ripping off threads since 1996

« on: June 28, 2011, 08:21:03 PM »

Trollbot: TAKE HIS HAT AND PUT IT ON NOW!

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Forum Games / Re: District 507 - A Text RPG about a corrupt government and mutants

« on: June 28, 2011, 08:15:31 PM »

Can mutants have melee weapons (Like makeshift hammers) besides just brute force and claws like the ones in Fallout 3? Also can you explain the 'world' more?

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Forum Games / Re: [100x70] Experiment Z - HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE, AND HIDE YO SMALL MAMMALS.

« on: June 28, 2011, 07:57:10 PM »

THROW YOUR FLASHLIGHT AT IT AND RUN BACK TO THE HOUSE!

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Forum Games / Re: [100x70] Experiment Z - HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE, AND HIDE YO SMALL MAMMALS.

« on: June 28, 2011, 03:19:29 AM »

Check the hole with light THEN look at the paper.

Gotta make sure nothing will get you while you're reading.

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Forum Games / Re: [100x70] Experiment Z - HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE, AND HIDE YO SMALL MAMMALS.

« on: June 28, 2011, 02:25:03 AM »

Enter carefully like in Silent Hill

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Forum Games / Re: Welcome to the enrichment center.

« on: June 28, 2011, 02:18:11 AM »

>Seeing what just happened, Max runs away in panic that he will be the next target

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Forum Games / Re: [100x70] Experiment Z - HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE, AND HIDE YO SMALL MAMMALS.

« on: June 28, 2011, 12:45:00 AM »

Look at picture and proceed into kitchen