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Forum Games / Re: Highler Ridge :: Welcome to the city.
« on: March 21, 2011, 06:03:14 PM »
IPOD! YOU WERE JUST COMPLAINING STAR AND I DON'T POST, NOW YOU WON'T POST! GAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Forum Games / Re: Highler Ridge :: Welcome to the city.
« on: March 20, 2011, 01:59:48 PM »
Name: Max
Status: Fine
Items: Room 300 Key
Location: Kelton Hotel
Cash: $10,100
Objective: No current objective
Gained: Nothing
Lost: Nothing

There was a knock at the door. I stared at Bruce for a few seconds, he was watching TV. I finally sighed and got the door myself. "Who is it?" I asked. "Is this Max or Bruce?" the person asked back. "What's it to you?" I said opening the door. "JAKE?!" I shouted. Bruce fell off the couch. "JAKE?!" He shouted. Jake walked inside and got a soda out of the fridge. "I'm not letting you get away from me that easily" Jake joked. Jake looked around. He checked out the small kitchen, the pool table, the flat screen and couches, the water bed in the back, and the balcony. "Nice place" he finally said. "Get used to it, this is gonna be our new place until the cops realise we are here" I said. "But how are we supposed to pay for this?" Jake asked. "It's only 1,000 bucks a month, and I got plenty!" I said. "But what about when we run out?" Jake asked again. "Rob a bank?" Bruce joked. An idea suddenly popped into my head. "BRUCE YOU'RE A JENIUS!" I exclaimed. He smiled. I dashed to the door. "Stay here, I'll be right back!" I said. "Where are you going?" Bruce asked. "I'm going shopping!" I exclaimed. "But what if the cops see you?" Jake asked. I flipped the hood of my sweatshirt over my head and zipped it up so only my eyes could be seen. "It will have to do for now" Bruce said. I opened the door and headed for the elevator. "Max wait!" Jake said from the door. He tossed me my money. "Thanks!" I said. I called the elevator and got inside. I walked out onto the streets. God knows if the cops will recognize me...

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Forum Games / Re: Highler Ridge :: Welcome to the city.
« on: March 18, 2011, 10:24:09 PM »
I'll just post

Name: Max
Status: Fine
Items: Room 300 Key
Location: Kelton Hotel
Cash: $10,100
Objective: No current objective
Gained: Room 300 Key
Lost: Everything and $1,000

I woke up, the blizzard still pounding on the windows. Wait... I rubbed my eyes... no more snowstorm? I then realised the car had been buried in snow. I was starving. I searched the car as Jake and Bruce slept. I opened the dashboard and found a bag of Chips! I quietly popped it open and ate a few. My hunger then got the best of my and I scarfed down the entire bag. Bruce began to wake up. I dashed back to the back seat and pretended to sleep. Bruce tried to turn on the car. "Engine is shot..." he mumbled. His head shot to the side. The snow was moving. I got up slowly. "Where's the fire?" I said. A snowplow was freeing our vehicle. Sadly, a cop was driving it. "We're toast" I said. I woke Jake up. He mumbled a few things and returned to Earth. The doors of the car burst open and guns were all over us. "Step out of the car" a cop said. We did as we were told. The cops stripped us of weapons and threw us all into separate cop cars. The cars stayed together, and I could see Bruce to my left. I gave him a few hand signals. In handees (I don't know) I told him "Get the cop to stop the car". I went first. I grabbed my chest and dove to the side. I screamed in fake pain. The cop turned his head around slightly. "HEART...BURN!" I shouted. The cop pulled the vehicle over. Bruce's vehicle had stopped as well. Jake kept going. The cops removed us from the cruisers and set us on the ground. I was rolling around screaming "HEART BURN, HEART BURN!!!" and Bruce was banging his head around screaming in pain. I could tell he was faking a stroke. After the cops got several feet away from us to call for backup, we made our move. We got up in record timing and sprinted to the nearest cop. I grabbed him around the neck and got behind him. I grabbed his gun and shot at a few cops. Bruce did the same. After a few cops were eliminated we took the guns. They were very low on ammo so we ditched them and headed for the hotel. We ended up crashing in Kelton, so we had a few choices, but the nearest hotel was best. "I CAN PAY!" I shouted on the sprint there. We snuck inside and headed to the front desk, cop cars speeding by outside. "One room, top floor please" I said to the manager, handing him 1,000 bucks. He nodded and handed us room keys. "Room 300" He said. We hopped in the elevator and went up to our room. "What about Jake?" I asked Bruce. "I don't know... hope he's alright" He said back. We opened the door and took a look at what we had to work with. It was a entrepreneur  paradise. Pool table, flat screen, water bed, this place had everything. We smiled and began to check the place out. Guess money DOES buy happiness!

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Forum Games / Re: Highler Ridge :: Welcome to the city.
« on: March 17, 2011, 06:27:15 PM »
Jokey or star won't respond fffffffhs
im waiting for star and I'm getting annoyed since I reeeeeaaaaaaallllly want black ops

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Forum Games / Re: Zombie Survival; It's spreading...
« on: March 14, 2011, 07:03:22 PM »
I-I-INSTA B-B-BANNN.

No tanks or L4D.

Aka the bulky zombie.
last I checked you were not the one running this
and yes I know of the second rule, but nowhere in my post do I say the word "Tank". It could have been my body builder neighbor.

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Forum Games / Re: Zombie Survival; It's spreading...
« on: March 13, 2011, 05:04:41 PM »
Name: Max Nappy
Health: Very Healthy
Equipment: Metal Baseball Bat, Miner Light, Combat Knife, Emergency supplies in a duffle bag
Location: Small rice farm a few hours from NYC

My father was stabbing every zombie that tried to get in the house with his pitchfork. My mother was trying to board up the windows. I was digging through everything we had, looking for our emergency kit. The zombies started to overpower my father and grab at him. My mother tried to save him, but she got bitten. They both got bitten, and finally pulled away. Blood was streaming down their arms and necks. I finally found the emergency kit. "Son, get out of here before we turn..." my father said to me. "BUT DAD!" I shouted. "GO!" My mother screamed with yellow starting to glow in her eyes. I quickly ran upstairs and grabbed a duffle bag. I dumped everything from the emergency kit inside. I bolted into the garage. I took one last look at my parents, infected and still trying to save me. I bolted into the garage and hopped into the truck. I hit the ignition and busted through the garage door. Zombies flew up and hit the windshield. I hung a right to get onto the main road when a huge bulky zombie with insane muscles charged at me. I hit the breaks and turned the steering wheel all the way to the right. I started plowing through the rice. I couldn't control the truck anymore. I hit the breaks but the truck lurched to it's left and started barrel rolling. I was flying all over the place in my seat. The truck finally hit one of the water pipes and flew a few feet up into the air. When it hit the ground it stopped, and I got knocked out.

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Forum Games / Re: Highler Ridge :: Welcome to the city.
« on: March 13, 2011, 03:44:54 PM »
So. You shoot him a bazillion times, Jokey, and bash his head and he is still alive? What the forget?
I really don't know. I'm losing my creative juices
EDIT: It's possible he could have survived... I missed his spine.

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Forum Games / Re: Highler Ridge :: Welcome to the city.
« on: March 11, 2011, 08:02:49 PM »
Name: Max
Status: Fine
Items: Baseball Bat, 10mm Pistol, Pistol Ammo (20 Clips), Ak-47, Rifle Ammo (30 Clips)
Location: Wallack
Cash: $11,100
Objective: No current objective
Gained: Nothing
Lost: Nothing

My slumber was interrupted yet again. Jake was shaking me as my eyes shot opened. "WHAT THE $%&# DO YOU WANT JAKE?!" I shouted. "WHILE YOU WERE ASLEEP SOME MEN CAME UP TO THE WAREHOUSE! THEY SAID THEY WANTED YOU, AND THEY HAD TOMMY GUNS! THEY STARTED SHOOTING AT BRUCE AND I, BUT WE MANAGED TO GET COVER! YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF THIS BOX AND HELP US!" Jake explained quickly. I got up and hopped out of the crate. I ran behind some crates. I heard gunfire everywhere. I poked my head out. Bruce shot a couple times with his pistol, and these idiots shot everywhere, they had a truck full of ammo! I finally found the crate I was looking for! Marbles! I opened the crate slightly and grabbed a handfull of marbles. I ran to and ladder and dashed up to the walkway. I threw the marbles down at the men when they walked forward. Two of them slipped and fell, another shot his head up in my direction. This wasn't good. "THERE HE IS!" he shouted. The two men got up and they all pointed their guns at me. "I'm dead" I mumbled. Bullets flew everywhere. I made a mad sprint for the ladder. A grenade landed behind me. A huge explosion engulfed the walkway. It began to fall. I slid down and landed in a box of packing peanuts. After digging my way out I realised a gun was to my head. I kicked it toward the ceiling as the man wielding it pulled the trigger. I took out my bat and BASHED him upside the head. I ran up to him and grabbed his tommy gun. I fired bullets all over his corpse to make sure he was dead. I then shot at the other two men. I hit one in the shoulder and missed another completely. They ran for their truck and drove off. I threw the gun to the ground. Jake and Bruce came up to me. "Nice work guys!" Bruce said. I fell to my knees. I was breathing heavily. A grenade rolled between my legs. I turned around in a split second. The man who I thought was dead used his dying breath to throw a grenade. "WHAT THE FU-" I shouted before the grenade explo- It didn't explode? Gas was pouring out of it. "IT'S A GAS GRENADE! DON'T BREATH IN the gaaassss....." I heard Jake say. I heard a thud after he was cut off. I heard another thud. I blacked out and hit the ground.

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You know you don't need to sensor your words right?
yes

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You and several others have wanted to work on boats for as long as you can remember. You finally get the chance, but the boat is a piece of $H1T! The boat might not be terrible, but the cargo is going to change your life forever...
SPLASH
A rouge wave hits the side of the boat and shoves it aside. The containers flew to the side and mashed into the safety bars. Everyone moves them back into their place. Then somebody noticed that the containers were open. He went to close it...and a hand shot out and grabbed him! He screamed in pain as brown nails dug into his skin. More hands shot and the container opened. The man was pulled inside. Men walked out. "INFECTED!" Somebody shouted. Everyone ran down into the lower decks. The containers down there were open as well. Everyone rushed upstairs and into the control room. They had to act fast or else the infected would be all over them in seconds. There weren't any doors protecting them, just tarps. The captain pulled out some crates. Inside were weapons. "We need to hold out until the lifeboat is lowered into the water!" The captain announced. Everyone grabbed a weapon. They ran for the lifeboat. One of them was lost to the storm. With a press of the 'RELEASE' button, the lifeboat wires snapped and started smoking. The rain was rusting the wheels that lowered the boat. The alarm that went off to alert people that the lifeboat was dropping didn't stop. It kept on wailing. The infected rushed at the men. They raised their weapons. The battle was on...



WELCOME TO MY NEWEST CREATION, THE S.S. INFECTED! The cheapest boat on the seven seas, now full of zombies, just perfect for killing! Here are some pictures:





SAVE: http://www.mediafire.com/?4m608js9j67cfs0

REQUIREMENTS:
Truenos Old Colorset
L4D2 Weapon Set
Left 4 Block

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Forum Games / Re: Highler Ridge :: Welcome to the city.
« on: March 06, 2011, 10:47:50 PM »
What. I am confused. Jokey, you live in a cardboard box? :O
no, i live in a warehouse that has been abandoned. I sleep in a crate.

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Forum Games / Re: Highler Ridge :: Welcome to the city.
« on: March 06, 2011, 01:33:36 PM »
Name: Max
Status: Fine
Items: Baseball Bat, 10mm Pistol, Pistol Ammo (20 Clips), Ak-47, Rifle Ammo (30 Clips)
Location: Wallack
Cash: $11,100
Objective: No current objective
Gained: Nothing
Lost: Nothing

We pulled up at my warehouse. I jogged inside and opened up the big doors. Bruce pulled the car inside. "Well, the cops are gone" I said from the suspended walkway. Jake was just looking around. Bruce sat on a crate. "When are we going to return the car?" I finally said. "I don't know... I should probably do it now" Bruce said,. He hopped into the car and drove off. An hour later he came back with ANOTHER car! "And this one is......" I said waiting for him to finish my sentence. "Stolen" He said. "Where did you get it?" Jake asked. "Somebody was dumb enough to go into a wedding and forgot to lock his door! Let alone close it!" Bruce laughed. I smiled. "So what now?" I said, "Hang around for a bit, looks like another storm is coming" Jake said. "Well in the mean time, make yourselves at home!" I said. I hopped into my box and lied down. I drifted off to sleep........

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Forum Games / Re: One Crazy Night Out! CHAPTER 1
« on: March 06, 2011, 01:22:11 PM »
Well looks like this got revived. I'll update in a few minutes
Bah i'm just not feelung this anymore... I'm gonna let it die

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