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Forum Games / Re: Reds at the border - ANOTHER text roleplay by Jorici

« on: March 06, 2011, 12:19:53 AM »

Name: Louis Pronts
Faction: Soviets
Job: Scout
Location: Border Between Canada and US
Equipment (4/6 Items): MK-2123, Ammo (30 Clips), Radio, Combat Knife
I didn't dare stop. I had to beat the Allies to the border. I hopped from building to building, hoping that I would eventually find my Hover Cruiser. After what seemed like an hour of running I tripped and fell over my Cruiser. I cranked on the ignition and headed off for the border, twice as fast then before. Border patrol finally came into view. I hit the breaks and sprinted up to them. "ALLIES, TONS OF THEM, COMING TO TAKE THE BORDER!" I stammered. Border control exchanged looks. They saw all the sweat on my face. All but one of them prepared for battle. The one took out a radio and requested assistance. After he was done he stood the ground with the others. I could see the Allies approaching in the distance. I stood the ground with the other men. I wasn't going to let a battle like this be fought without me!

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Forum Games / Re: The Exploration of Actal Chen-Text roleplay

« on: March 06, 2011, 12:13:57 AM »

Name: Max Pontz
Equipment: Mining Light (a light on a helmet), Backpack, Swiss Army Knife, Gloves, Rope
Description: Dusty, friendly most of the time, cracks under pressure, scar under left eye, birth mark on butt
Religion: Jewish

Hurr

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Forum Games / Re: Reds at the border - ANOTHER text roleplay by Jorici

« on: March 05, 2011, 08:38:35 PM »

My old guy died in an explosion. It wasn't pretty :C

Name: Louis Pronts
Faction: Soviets
Job: Scout
Location: Border Between Canada and US
Equipment (4/6 Items): MK-2123, Ammo (30 Clips), Radio, Combat Knife
Being on border duty wasn't easy. You had to be on your toes and vigilant at all times- HEY A PENNY! Ignore the penny... you have a job to do. There have been reports of the Allies making a surprise attack on Canada. I heard some footsteps nearby. I ducked behind a destroyed wall from a house that had fell victim to the battle for Canada. I aimed my MK-2123 toward the direction of the disturbance. I turned and looked at the other scout on duty with me, Bill Luttz. He gave me the signal "Watch my back". He moved up. He snuck up further and further toward the noises. It was getting hard to see him since it was dark. I saw flashes of light and heard gunfire. I ducked behind the wall. I peeked my head out. Flashlights were on Bill's corpse... Allies. I got up and began a mad dash for the border wall. I just needed to pass through and send the message that a group of Allies was coming! If I didn't make it there before the Allies... The Soviets might lose the Canadian border...

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Forum Games / Re: blockland court of law

« on: March 04, 2011, 11:44:31 PM »

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4808580

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Forum Games / Re: blockland court of law

« on: March 04, 2011, 09:27:15 PM »

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4808028

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Forum Games / Re: Reds at the border - ANOTHER text roleplay by Jorici

« on: March 04, 2011, 07:51:07 PM »

No. You do NOT control my character for me.

Fine
NINJAEDIT: You should know that it IS allowed, and you controlled Jorici earlier

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Forum Games / Re: A day in the life of Gabe Newell

« on: March 04, 2011, 07:48:17 PM »

7:03 Vomit up sandwich and eat it again

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Forum Games / Re: Highler Ridge :: Welcome to the city.

« on: March 04, 2011, 04:33:48 PM »

Um what the hell? Random much?

I was in a hurry
now may we please get back to buisness?

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Forum Games / Re: Reds at the border - ANOTHER text roleplay by Jorici

« on: March 04, 2011, 11:40:09 AM »

Name: Max Mcgowan
Faction: Allies
Job: T50 Pilot
Location: Venice, Italy, Northeast
Equipment (3/6 Items): Radio, Metal Bat, Lazer Pistol
We finally got to where we needed to go. After a walk over a hill I saw the battlefield. I began firing at every building and Soviet in sight. My radio buzzed. "The building to your left, I have a Soviet held captive in there! Don't shoot it!" I heard somebody say. "Who is this?" I asked. "Xavier! Now whatever you do, DON'T TAKE DOWN THAT BUILDING!" He said back. I slid the radio into my back pocket. I went back to work. I plowed through every Soviet in sight. After about half the soviets I went up to the building Xavier was in. I lowered the roosterpit and hopped out. I walked up some stairs and saw Xavier waiting. "Let's go!" I said. He nodded and came down to the T50 with the Soviet. I hopped into the driver's seat in the front, Xavier in the wider back seat with the Soviet next to him. Xavier kept his gun up to the Soviet's head so he wouldn't try anything. I continued to prance through the battlefield. The Soviet just watched all his comrads fall. Every once in a while he would look at the smile on my face. I enjoyed this. I had an excuse to smile. After continuing to plow through Italy it was like the Soviets were giving up! I knew they were preparing something ahead. I knew I wasn't going to like it...

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Forum Games / Re: Reds at the border - ANOTHER text roleplay by Jorici

« on: March 03, 2011, 05:55:11 PM »

Name: Max Mcgowan
Faction: Allies
Job: T50 Pilot
Location: Italy
Equipment (3/6 Items): Radio, Metal Bat, Lazer Pistol

And in case you're wondering, a T50 is a walking tank, but smaller and has machine guns.
I was prancing onto the battlefield. My T50 sent the Soviets running. I fired my guns in every direction. The sound of blood splattering all over the ground makes my day. The Soviets tried to blast down my T50, but I shot them before they had a chance. "Good job Snake Eyes!" I heard over my radio. I was called snake eyes since whenever we had some time to sit back and relax, every time I rolled a pair of dice, I would almost always get snake eyes. I kept blasting down a couple more Soviets when eventually it seemed like they were just handing me Italy on a platter! We just had to clear out the North East and then we pretty much had this in the bag. I stomped on a few radios and tables, and knew that when we reached the North East, the Soviets were gonna find Hell waiting at their doorstep...

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Forum Games / Re: Roll To Dodge: Revived

« on: March 02, 2011, 06:09:08 PM »

Hurr
My plane ran out of fuel so I crash landed. I'm taking refuge on a rocky shore

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Forum Games / Re: Highler Ridge :: Welcome to the city.

« on: March 02, 2011, 04:50:54 PM »

I like you're story but if we kept going with that how would we explain how I got to you guys?
Wait a sec, how about we wreck my current car and we head to you're friend?

ok let's do that :3
before Ipod's last post we crashed the car because some hobo ran in front of us. MOVING ON!

Name: Max
Status: Fine
Items: Baseball Bat, 10mm Pistol, Pistol Ammo (20 Clips)
Location: Bright Annex
Cash: $11,100
Objective: No current objective
Gained: Baseball Bat, 10mm Pistol, Pistol Ammo (20 Clips)
Lost: Nothing
We finally arrived at the house. It wasn't much, but it worked. Bruce unlocked the door and we headed in. "Make yourselves at home!" he said. I headed into the basement to find something to defend myself with. After digging through some of the boxes I found a metal baseball bat. A few dents here and there, but it was perfect. I walked back upstairs and upstairs again. I looked around at the bedrooms and the bathroom. I realised I hadn't taken a dump in a few days. I headed inside. A few hours later I popped out and the bathroom stank like a cow pie buffet. I headed into the living room. Bruce had a map out and passed out 10mm's and ammo to Jake and I. He then began to examine the map. "We need some new assignments, which we can get...HERE!" Bruce said circling a spot in Kelton with a red marker. "There is a guy there that pays people good money to run some errands for him" Bruce explained. "Ok, so how do we plan on getting there? We need to pay for the car and I'm pretty sure we don't have enough" I said. "How much we got? I got nothing" Bruce said. "uuuuh... 11,000 bucks" I said. "30" Jake said. "So I'm guessing we're about... $11,030 away!" I joked. "I'll return the car, we can find another ANYWHERE!" Bruce exclaimed. Jake and I looked at each other. We looked back at Bruce. "Let's do it!" I said.

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Forum Games / Re: Highler Ridge :: Welcome to the city.

« on: February 28, 2011, 07:11:43 PM »

I'm still confused. Jokey and I are going to Wallack. Then, Caution finds us near the crash site and arrests us? Correct me if I'm wrong.

Also, I feel bad for that guy in my story not looking where he was going, crashing into an oil truck, and not wearing a seat belt. All too ironic C:

we're now just going to your house with star

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Forum Games / Re: Highler Ridge :: Welcome to the city.

« on: February 27, 2011, 12:36:50 AM »

I'm getting a little confused so I'm just gonna guess what happened here. After Ipod and I were shoved into the back of the car, some other guy came up and took us away. The man that exploded in the car was the guy who took us away who isn't caution. Now we are on our way back to Wallack. Correct me if i'm wrong

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Forum Games / Re: Highler Ridge :: Welcome to the city.

« on: February 26, 2011, 03:46:27 PM »

Name: Max
Status: Fine
Items: Nothing
Location: Wallack, Central Boulevard crash site
Cash: $11,100
Karma: 0
Objective: No current objective
Gained: Nothing
Lost: Nothing
Bruce began to walk around and see what I have done to the warehouse. Due to habit I walked over to where my scooter usually was. I realised that it was still at the hospital. Either that or somebody stole it from the curb. I exited the warehouse and felt the rain patter on my face. Bruce walked up to my box where I keep clothing I find and tossed me a sweat shirt. I zipped it up and tucked my hands in the pockets. "We might as well get rid of this cop car" Bruce said to me. I nodded and began to move the boxes. I opened the warehouse doors some more so the car would have an easier time of exiting. We already lost a mirror and got some scratches on the way in. Bruce pulled it out and I shut the warehouse doors. I exited from the door next to the huge doors and entered the passenger seat. Bruce began to drive off. "Maybe we should cut through Central Boulevard" I said to Bruce. Bruce smiled and turned the corner. We then faced an obstacle. There was a crash. We tried to sneak around but a cop stopped us. We exited the vehicle. He gave us strange looks. "What are you doing with a police cruiser?" he asked. "We have to get it back to the station. Somebody asked us to fix it up for him" Bruce said. "May I see your license?" the cop asked. "Sure!" I said. I walked up to the car. I pretended to attempt to open something. I signaled Bruce to come help. He came over and I pulled his head down. "Dude, we're toast if we don't get out of here!" I whisper to him. "You're right, well what do we do then?" Bruce asked back. I walked back up to the cop. "Must have left it at the garage!" I say. The cop looks at us in the eyes. He takes a little slip of paper out of his pocket. I noticed it was two pictures. One of me walking out of my cell and the other of Bruce battling with a cop. He looked at the our faces then back at the pictures'. He slipped the paper back in his pocket. He went to reach for a gun but then he turned around and looked at a little girl. He slowly moved his hand away from his gun. "Get in my car, NOW!" he said to us. He had his hand on the gun but it was still in it's holster. We entered the cop car that belonged to the cop and he locked the doors. "I got the two convicts. They were in possesion of a stolen police cruiser" he said over a radio. "10-4, want somebody to come get them since you're busy with the accident?" somebody over the radio asked. "No I got it" he said back. He lowered the radio and gave us one last look. He went back to the crash. "What now?" Bruce asked me.