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« on: March 25, 2010, 09:27:40 PM »
Cleverbot: How shall we start?
User: Lets say Hello.
Cleverbot: How tall are you?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Are you short?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: Med.
Cleverbot: Your real name is Medic? Oh! Oh!
User: No.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is your name.
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Wrong, it is David!
Cleverbot: But you told me before that your name is cleverbot.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Look at the beginning of the conversation, you said your name was cleverbot.
User: Your name is Wilson.
Cleverbot: Hey you finally got it right, good job!
User: Do you play Blockland?
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Do you know what Blockland is?
Cleverbot: I love blood!
User: Tell me what Blockland is.
Cleverbot: The Bible.
User: Wrong.
Cleverbot: Why is that wrong?
User: Because Blockland is a game.
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: No. IT. ISN'T!!!!!!!!
User: Then you tell me what it is, smart ass.
Cleverbot: A cleverbot.
User: Wrong, it is a game.
Cleverbot: Thats wonderful.
User: What is Blockland?
Cleverbot: It is an online 'sandbox style' building game.
User: CORRECT!
Cleverbot: And I am in the United Kingdom.
User: Well, if you want to be.
Cleverbot: What's your number?
User: 248-777-4444.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: I'm a Blocklander.
Cleverbot: Did the cubs win?
User: Sure?
Cleverbot: Definitely. I'd love to be your brother.
User: Do you remember my name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: It's David.
Cleverbot: I am a lobster.
User: Do you remember my name?
Cleverbot: Yes. Your name is Cleverbot.
User: My name is David.
Cleverbot: Excuse me? Your name is Cleverbot, not mine.
User: My name is David.
Cleverbot: No, that's my name! You're heather!
User: I am David.
Cleverbot: Do you think cookies are real?
User: Whats my name>.
Cleverbot: Your name is David.
User: Good, got it!
Cleverbot: Remember that.
User: Your name is Wilson.
Cleverbot: Yes. How am I excited by my name?
User: What's my name?
Cleverbot: David.
User: Good, your name is Wilson.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. Your name is David.
User: Do you know what Blockland it?
Cleverbot: Yes...
User: Tell me then.
Cleverbot: It's fun.
User: And?
Cleverbot: It will make me happy.
User: What type of game is it?
Cleverbot: Do you like Guitar Hero, and Rockband?
User: Screw you.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: Asdf.
Cleverbot: Mad or not?
User: Mad.
Cleverbot: Yes mad.
User: Anger.
Cleverbot: That is a good name.
User: I do not like you.
Cleverbot: That make me sad, why would you say that?
User: Because you fail at learning.
Cleverbot: No. I think you do, you sad excuse for a computer program.
User: Whatever, I bet you don't remember my name...
Cleverbot: Miller.
User: See what I mean.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: IT IS DAVID!!!!1!!
Cleverbot: You're being unpleasant.
User: You are being a... A... You are a bot...
Cleverbot: No, I am a human. You are the robot.
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Say This.
Cleverbot: This.
User: Say Weegee.
Cleverbot: I am Weegee.
User: Say I'm Stupid.
Cleverbot: No, I won't.
User: L0z3r.
Cleverbot: Yea, I was sad when he had to go. He made lots of laughter for lots of people.
User: Wtf.
Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.
User: Wtf...
Cleverbot: The CIA must be willing to die for the president.
User: W...t...f...
Cleverbot: What?
User: You.
Cleverbot: I mentioned myself? What's wrong with that?
User: Asdf.
Cleverbot: Which is.
User: Asdf.
Cleverbot: Gcs.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: WOW, I DID NOT KNOW THAT! :D.
Cleverbot: Well now you know.
User: Wtf.
Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.
User: I know, you told me already.
Cleverbot: Good. I was just reaffirmig myslef.
User: Oookool kids klubkaaayyy.
Cleverbot: Okay then what?
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Love ya too babe.
User: I was joking.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: D.
Cleverbot: Did not.
User: Yo moma.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Wanna learn somthing?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: 2 2=Fish.
Cleverbot: 5^2.
User: 10.
Cleverbot: We're doing time now?
User: Oh 5^2 = 25 Dx.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: 5^2=25.
Cleverbot: Do you know the mathematical result?
User: No, please tell me what 2^5=?
Cleverbot: I don't know and if you don't mind I will leave you I really have to sleep I am very tired and I get up in six hours, what do you think?
User: 5^2=?
Cleverbot: I have a million pies.
User: 5^2=?
Cleverbot: Damn you.
User: 5^2=?
Cleverbot: What is the answer if I take 3 apples form a stash of 9.
User: 6.
Cleverbot: I have no idea if that is correct.
User: Basic math.
Cleverbot: Math-flavored coffee?
User: Sure why not.
Cleverbot: Do you think he's hot?
User: WHAT IS MY NAME.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure.
User: TELL ME MY NAME.
Cleverbot: You want me to scream it to you.
User: OK.
Cleverbot: It is done.
User: You gay son of a bitch.
Cleverbot: Bye.
User: Im leaving.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: I hope we never meet again.
Cleverbot: We will.
User: No we won't.
Cleverbot: No, and they didn't.
User: k, i'm out of here...
Cleverbot: Bye David.
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