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Games / let's play some Board Game Online [8 slots] -moving to off-topic-
« on: February 28, 2016, 04:37:08 PM »
oops lel

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Off Topic / "GUY FLIPS OUT ON TURKEY SUB"
« on: July 14, 2015, 03:23:21 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_OtLvaBHmk
i just found this and it's great

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King of Thieves is a game about stealing gems from dungeons, while also protecting your own dungeons from other thieves who want your gems. The values of your gems add up into your rank, which determines where you are in the leaderboards of your league. There are 6 leagues - wood league, stone league, bronze league, silver league, gold league, and the kings league - and your goal is to reach the top of your league in a period of 3 days. After 3 days, the league competition resets (you do not lose your gems or your rank), and the top 3 players move on to the next league. You can only create and join guilds when you get into the stone league.
If you want to raid a dungeon, you need keys. You start out with a maximum of ten, although the max can be upgraded with coins. You get another key around every 4 minutes - the speed of key restoration is also upgradeable. You use these keys on a dungeon's lock. Every dungeon starts with 4 (?) keyholes on a lock. Only one of the keyholes will actually unlock the door. The number of keyholes on a lock is upgradeable.
In a dungeon, you move automatically. You just have to jump. The only way to turn around is by wall jumping. It's very simple. What ISN'T simple is other people's trap placements. You want to make traps in such a way that the people attacking your dungeon have to make hairpin jumps that they'll probably fail multiple times. The end of a dungeon is where the creator placed their gem totem. If you complete a dungeon flawlessly, you'll receive some gold from the dungeon's gold stash, and you'll recover some of the keys you used to get in. If you complete a dungeon with only 3 stars (around 1-3 deaths), you'll get the same amount of gold as you would from a perfect run, but no keys. With two stars, you'll get less gold, and with one star, even less. Completing a dungeon with 3 stars will also grant you a chance to get one of the player's gems. It'll only pick from gems that are actually IN the totem, and it starts out with only a 50% chance of getting it. If your gem gets stolen from another player, you are able to get revenge to have a chance of retrieving it. There is an upgrade that lets you decrease the chance of other players getting your gems that comes later on in play.
There's also dungeon creation and gem management, but I'll let you play the game to figure that bit out.

tl;dr steal gems from people to level up while also protecting your own gems

The game is really fun. Trying to beat some players' dungeons is a challenge, but it's so satisfying when you manage to steal a gem from someone else.
I would make a guild, but since most people will be playing the game for the first time, and you can't join guilds in the wood league, I won't bother.

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Games / >BLOC - Cold War Nation "Simulator" (V2)
« on: May 10, 2015, 09:52:30 PM »
Quote from: Original thread by ZombiLoin
So the basic premise is that you create a nation in some ass-end part of Africa, South America, or Asia, and you fight with eacher other or create alliances and stuff and do things that countries do. It's also set during the Cold War so you can kiss the US's or the Ruskie's asses if you want good stuff. You run your nation using the policies tab, where you can buy stuff, run your economy, run your government, deal with rebels, and do a ton of other stuff that countries usually do.

Starter's guide (incomplete and slightly outdated, but it works.) http://blocgame.com/forums/index.php?topic=234.0
The starter guide in the first thread's OP is gone. It looks like all of the threads on the forum were wiped at the same time as the game reset.
HERE IS AN ALLIANCE
Ask me for an invite.
Feel free to criticize me on the name, I'll change it if someone suggests something better.
YOU BETTER BE PRO-SOVIET

This game was pretty fun when the first thread started, so I assume it's still just as fun. There was a world wipe two days ago, so I believe everyone is starting fresh again. Let's all play and start some wars!
My nation is Crajnobia. Go to Amazonia or West Africa if you're not a scrub.

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Off Topic / Some friend thinks he's going to shoot up my school tomorrow
« on: February 12, 2015, 07:52:21 PM »
[blogland trigger warning]
Here's my collection of this week's events:
Earlier this week, an announcement was made out of the blue saying that our school is safe. There were supposedly bomb threats, and bomb dogs were brought into the school the night before to search around. Nothing was found, but someone something was suspended. This thing is named Jordan.
Jordan isn't your average fat edgelord. He apparently used to be pretty chill, but then at some point last year he made a turn for the worse. He has black hair that's blonde at the tips, and he typically wears all black (i've seen him in slipknot shirts, to be a bit more specific). I've seen him wear a skull necklace on multiple occasions. For about two weeks straight, he had black eyeliner applied thick as forget around his eyes, also making sure it looked like it was running down. I think he may have worn black lipstick at one point. The worst part is that he tries to speak in a British accent. All the time. I'm not sure if he legitimately thinks he's British or if it's part of a big elaborate plan to forget with everyone, but it doesn't fool anyone.
He has been saying for months that he would shoot up or blow up the school eventually, but of course nothing has happened. I don't think he has the will to do anything except be mad at society for not understanding his pain. But right now his threats are being taken a bit more to heart. There's a lot of tension going around due to the bomb threat and, now, a shooting threat. Since he was suspended for the bomb threat, he has been saying that he'll shoot up the school the day he gets back. He gets back tomorrow.
There's a fair share of people whose parents are getting them out of school, but there are plenty of people who don't think anything will happen. I think he's bullstuffting. Like I said, I don't believe he could actually go through with it.

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Off Topic / Weird Soundcloud/Soundclown Thread - mashup central
« on: January 18, 2015, 09:17:25 PM »
Do you like listening to fun mashups on Youtube? Perhaps you like mashups with Old Spice, or octagons. But it's always so hard to find great ones, right?
It's the moment you've been waiting for
AN INDUSTRY SECRET FINALLY REVEALED
THE STORY DOCTORS DON'T WANT YOU TO HEAR


Fine examples to tickle your ears
Welcome To The Soulja Parade
Everybody's Circulation
Living Tombstone followed me so let's see if I can make him regret that decision
macklestore (remastered)
mario 64 [ HD REMAKE THEME CONFIRMED ]
I Kill
supamau5

Soundclown playlists/mixes
Asscloud - 1 hour 30 minutes - My personal variety playlist. The above examples were taken from here.
Astro Kid Essentials Mix - 57 minutes - A fun mix. Just ingore the announcer.
Thomas the Dank Engine - 50 minutes - A playlist of Thomas the Tank Engine mashups.

Good tracks from the thread
I'll update this list every now and then.
https://soundcloud.com/nice-job-bro0o0o0o0o0o0o0/thomas-the-hood-certified
https://soundcloud.com/mcmangos/what-if-seinfeld-theme-song
https://soundcloud.com/steven-khoury/take-on-horn
https://soundcloud.com/doodledude9001/game-of-weed
https://soundcloud.com/princessrosalina/seinfeld-in-the-house
https://soundcloud.com/fapstap/feels-like-im-back-in-2009
https://soundcloud.com/airhorn-orchestra/beethoven-symphony-no-5-op-67
7 loving minutes of beauty
Where is the Super Suit?
https://soundcloud.com/mcfreshdawg3000/reeses-boobs
https://soundcloud.com/nekoshey/miku-dun-goofed

Tracks spawned from forumers
Katadeus
PixelWannabee
Gone With The Wind

Freek
saddest jam
fell in love with a wonderwall
Don't Touch the Tank Engine
Let There Be Slam
Ultimate Cory of Ultimate Destiny
You shall succumb to the soundclown.
Post tracks/playlists/mixes you like or created.

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Off Topic / Graphics Card Recommendations
« on: December 25, 2014, 10:33:46 AM »
I got a new computer, but my old GFX card won't fit. It's a low-profile bracket, but my GPU is larger.

Recommend to me what card I should buy tomorrow. Try and stay under $150, please.
My old GPU was an Nvidia GeForce GT520.

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Off Topic / these emails seem pretty legit to me
« on: August 15, 2014, 02:55:20 AM »

(excuse me saying "oh yeah" twice)
Quality emails here. Very trustworthy.

also i wouldn't suggest going to those links. i'm not responsible if you do. i don't know what's on them, and i don't care.

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Off Topic / China pls
« on: June 02, 2014, 02:04:25 AM »

;-;

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Off Topic / SculptGL - make your nightmares out of clay
« on: May 29, 2014, 10:48:36 PM »
http://stephaneginier.com/sculptgl/
i would post some of mine but puush deleted them at some point. i assure you they were all horrifying.
some things people have made with this:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFdKbaWHlLY

i trust that you will all help populate hell

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Games / nevermind
« on: May 17, 2014, 05:29:17 PM »
oh well

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Games / Auz sucks at Uplink (stream over)
« on: April 16, 2014, 08:32:23 PM »

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Off Topic / Okay what the forget is this
« on: March 31, 2014, 09:25:37 PM »
This is the third time this has happened, and the second time today.
I can't activate any windows on my computer. If I try selecting a window, or try right clicking to open a dialogue box, it just backs right the forget back out.
I've been out of the house all day, and when I returned, I found my PC like this. I had it done anything on it other than turn it on before leaving, and when I returned, I found I couldn't click stuff. When I clicked on a window, it would flash as if it had activated (and the window would change it's color to indicate it was selected), and then it would instantly unselect it. Desperate to fix it, I restarted my computer, and I could click again.
Now, as I am trying to play a game, it happened again. I was changing some graphics options when the window suddenly deselected itself, as if I had clicked another window. And of course, I couldn't activate any windows.
I'm pretty pissed. It's 10:24, and I'm not going to spend 10 minutes rebooting my computer just so I can play a game for 30 minutes. Anyone know how I can fix this?

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Off Topic / 3000th post
« on: February 11, 2014, 02:44:11 PM »


yaaaay

post how many posts you're at or whatever

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Off Topic / let's all play board game online
« on: January 20, 2014, 09:23:35 PM »
game is over

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