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Forum Games / Re: The Labyrinth - Accepting Characters!

« on: October 06, 2012, 02:04:37 PM »

Srsly what the forget.

Preform a NINJA JUMP over the Golem's head and stab him in the back.

If that fails, Run

What good would stabbing a monster made completely outta rock do?
There is no trying out a dumb move THEN running away.
At this point i'd just run. Despite golems having good loot it's not worth fighting one.

They're slow as hell so you'd make it away.

if you decide to run just choose what direction you'll be going.

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Forum Games / Re: The Labyrinth - Accepting Characters!

« on: October 06, 2012, 01:00:06 PM »

Slice his head off then take the spoils of battle

Your weapon only does 4 damage.
You missed anyways.

Okeydokey, I will now head north to the red stairs. (Which I assume goes downward)

You get confronted by a golem.

An updated map would be nice.

I bet it would.

loot loving everything

if the chest is locked grab an arrow and break the lock with it

It's unlocked.

In it is a rapier.

Strike Again

You try to strike, but the golem gets a critical hit and punches you in the stomach for 8 damage.

8/20 Health left.

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Forum Games / Re: The Labyrinth - Accepting Characters!

« on: October 05, 2012, 09:28:43 PM »

Run up

Rolled a 6.

Critical success, you do 8 damage.

Ouch. he has 6/12 health left.

Go west until I hit a wall

MONEY

Go up 4.

You do, nothing happens

Give archer the spear and tell him to leave.

If he doesn't, maul him.

He kind of staggers towards the spear, snatches it, then runs away.

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Off Topic / Re: Lolbot's new site design...

« on: October 05, 2012, 03:50:46 PM »

*tho up*

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Games / Re: Wayward: The Survival Rogue-Like.

« on: October 04, 2012, 10:14:53 PM »

This game... is hard as balls.

Not really.

I'm killing bears and stuff due to my golden sword :D

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Off Topic / Re: Things that really suck

« on: October 04, 2012, 09:49:37 PM »

people blocking pathways because they're too busy chatting.
i don't want to seem rude, so i wait until they finish their discussion but sometimes i just have to barge through. it's really unpleasant.

Yep.

When people stand in the middle of the hallways or are walking like freshmen so you have to actually wait until your turn.

When people skip a lunch line. But I don't really care about that much. It's just lunch.

When people make me repeat myself

When I'm suddenly stared at so i have to stare at them to make them stop and then this happens for ~10 times then I just go "forget it"

Teachers who give you 25-page research papers

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Off Topic / Re: Cartoon Network Turns 20

« on: October 04, 2012, 08:47:35 PM »

Adventure time was pretty good before it gained a cult like following who wear stuffty backpacks and hats and constantly quote stupid crap from the show. Spoiler alert, no one loving cares about lady rainicorn or princess bubble gum,  stop trying to make people read your god damn fanfics.

This, really.

Anyone who wears a cartoon character bookbag to high/middle school is weird as forget.

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Off Topic / Re: Cartoon Network Turns 20

« on: October 04, 2012, 08:44:42 PM »

Regular show is probably the best thing to happen to the network in awhile.

I'll judge them like this.

Regular Show, Adventure Time - Awesome
Chowder, Gumball - Good
Flapjack - stuff

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Off Topic / Re: Cartoon Network Turns 20

« on: October 04, 2012, 08:39:58 PM »

I don't have a problem with what's on cartoon network atm.

Some dumb shows did manage to slip by.

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Forum Games / Re: The Labyrinth - Accepting Characters!

« on: October 04, 2012, 08:02:18 PM »

yus.

3, 4, 3.

You melt the gold in the chest and attract an archer.

stab visor

You both parry again.


You have the stufftiest luck

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Forum Games / Re: The Labyrinth - Accepting Characters!

« on: October 04, 2012, 07:27:03 PM »

Go south until I hit a wall

You do, nothing happens.

alright just swing his sword away

You both critically fail, which is a parry on both parts.

Try to burn chest open with fire breath.

Do you want to risk burning the item inside AND attracting monsters?

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Forum Games / Re: The Labyrinth - Accepting Characters!

« on: October 03, 2012, 11:36:42 PM »

My baed

Rolled a 2. You get a pauldron, which is 2 armor points.

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Forum Games / Re: The Labyrinth - Accepting Characters!

« on: October 03, 2012, 11:22:11 PM »

Menen: Grab Exclamation Mark and make a sword.

If not, Try again for an attack to the head

You both get 4. It's parried.

Open chests.

Side note:
When looting a chest it goes as follows:
1- weapon
2- armor
3- gold
4- other
The lower chest is locked.
But the other one contains:
A spear!

I don't think you need it, but I guess another warrior can make use of it?

Slide against wall and backstab

That doesn't even sound possible.

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Forum Games / Re: The Labyrinth - Accepting Characters!

« on: October 03, 2012, 10:22:06 PM »

STAB GOLEM IN ITS GOLEM EYES

OK

Rolled a 1. Critical failure.


You attempt to gain momentum then do an upward lunge into the eye crystal.

It punches your fist, dealing 4 damage.

16/20

Backstab thief

Before you swing your sword down the thief hears you and quickly rotates.

Thief: What in Charon?!

Turn around and go forward to the first right.

You go.

BONEY

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Off Topic / Re: Anti-Drama: Mega Bear

« on: October 03, 2012, 09:52:28 PM »

"holla
(african for im admin and will ban extrude)"
-Megabeer

Funniest stuff I've seen on this forum for a while.