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Off Topic / Re: [MORAL DILEMMA] So 4 lolis want to forget you

« on: April 02, 2018, 02:05:30 AM »

< forget it become a loli
< befriend the lolis
< deviate typical flirting idea from them harem animes
< convince lolis to be witnesses
< in the meantime secretly dial 119
< lay eyes on op
< "n-notice me beachbum senpai"
< accidently bump into op with brute force
< op is drowning in loli puss
< SEDUCE (hentai moaning included)
< sirens heard from the distance a few minutes later
< team alpha steps in, gets alerted of situation, takes photographic evidence via cellphone
< party van arrives
< run towards fbi and accuse op of lewds
< team alpha shows fbi the goods
< fbi arrests op and puts him on love offender registry
< celebrate hard to the point of growing a richard
< ravioli ravioli dont lewd the futa loli
< live happily ever after

now if you'll excuse me, i'm going to make an appointment for an explosive chemotherapy that will last up to 4 generations

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Off Topic / Re: [news] Driverless Uber kills pedestrian [news]

« on: March 20, 2018, 05:40:04 PM »

the machines are turning on us

autonomous crowd-ramming Self Delete car bomber when?

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Off Topic / Re: did you participate in the walkout/walk for our lives

« on: March 14, 2018, 01:57:06 PM »

Why am I getting the feeling that one of these walkouts will get targeted in a sheer force of irony?

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Off Topic / Re: [stuff] truck spills forgetton of yolk all over the i76 in philadelphia

« on: March 13, 2018, 10:14:18 PM »

would you like some green eggs

where's the green steamed ham

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Off Topic / Re: [stuff] truck spills forgetton of yolk all over the i76 in philadelphia

« on: March 13, 2018, 10:09:33 PM »

Just imagine the smell of it over time.

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Off Topic / Re: Cool Cat is going to stop a school shooting.

« on: March 13, 2018, 12:30:21 AM »

on the plus side it might hypothetically stop honor students

but on the minus side cool cat has taught kids to yiff honor students to death and future generations are going to regress at an accelerated rate in society

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Off Topic / Re: Biggest bump you've seen?

« on: March 13, 2018, 12:17:55 AM »

i literally googled "bulge anime"

...its hataraku maou-sama

which i've watched before

but i dont recall this scene wtf

edit: apparently the giant snake is photoshopped in

I think I found that GIF and I must say, that's a sad excuse for an alligator.

Since you're banned, here's to you in your temporary memorial.



Cheers, big fella.

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Off Topic / Re: YouTube temporarily shuts down conservative channels "accidentally"

« on: March 06, 2018, 06:42:50 PM »

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Off Topic / Re: #TriggerALibrarianIn2Words

« on: March 06, 2018, 04:26:19 PM »

forget books

chicken beef
boost manhood

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Off Topic / Re: 90s nick is better thn a 200s nick

« on: February 18, 2018, 09:08:59 PM »

Why yes, I do think Nickelodeon is better in the year 19200 CE.

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Off Topic / Re: HOLY stuff THERE'S A CAR ON A EARTH ESCAPE ORBIT RIGHT NOW

« on: February 08, 2018, 03:36:26 PM »

I hear that it's currently heading towards the asteroid belt. Starman is going to get destroyed.

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Off Topic / Re: Clean up messy spagatti

« on: February 03, 2018, 10:51:15 PM »

-snip-

H O W  M U C H  I S  I N  T H E  B I N ?

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Off Topic / Re: [NEWS] Ikea founder Ingvar Kamprad dies in Sweden at 91

« on: January 28, 2018, 12:46:18 PM »

Ikea? More like Diekea, am I right?

Ikeeloveranddie.

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Creativity / Re: The new and improved 3D model topic!

« on: January 26, 2018, 08:03:28 PM »

if you're getting mixed feelings, then you're a dirty casul

an azul casul

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Off Topic / Re: Naomi Parker Fraley, the Real Rosie the Riveter, Dies at 96

« on: January 22, 2018, 11:19:40 PM »

rip bl bedroom poster woman