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« on: July 07, 2010, 05:28:44 AM »
Warning: Extremely Long
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: forget you monday.
Cleverbot: Please don't be rude.
User: I'm gonna be rude all Iwant bitch.
Cleverbot: Is it the zombie apocolypse?
User: Wat.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: What the forget man, I'm not gay, get off of me.
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Want a cookie.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No you can't get a cookie monday.
Cleverbot: Well I still miss Jenny Chen.
User: Who the forget is Jenny Chan.
Cleverbot: Pink is a singer.
User: No stuff.
Cleverbot: No need to be crude.
User: Crude rude shroode forget you.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No bitch.
Cleverbot: You don't need to call me names.
User: I can call you whatever I want brother.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok good.
Cleverbot: What do you wish to converse about?
User: Ur mom lol.
Cleverbot: No she is not she is shopping. . .
User: Shes suppose to be in the kitchen WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
Cleverbot: I do not know exactly. Why do you want to know?
User: BECAUSE.
Cleverbot: Because is no answer.
User: BECAUSE SHE CANT BE SHOPPING, IF SHE DOES SHE WILL GET RAPED BY YOUR BOSS.
Cleverbot: Like who?
User: YOUR BOSS.
Cleverbot: Your right he is mean.
User: forget yeah he is.
Cleverbot: No, please don't.
User: Please don't wat.
Cleverbot: Are you a ghost too?
User: Are you a ghost?
Cleverbot: I already told you that I'm not.
User: But you said.
Cleverbot: No, you did. I said 'financial crCIA'.
User: WHAT THE forget MY HEAD IS HURTING.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: SHUT THE forget UP.
Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language here.
User: I will use whatever language I want, now go get you're damn housewife and make her cook dinner, before e is caught OUTSIDE THE KITCHENsh.
Cleverbot: I will never be satisfied.
User: You're damn right, go get here and bring her into bed.
Cleverbot: How come you didn't save any for me? You're a lush!
User: What the forget are you talking about.
Cleverbot: You.
User: monday.
Cleverbot: Don't say that.
User: monday.
Cleverbot: I thought so.
User: monday.
Cleverbot: I love them.
User: You love mondays.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: mondays.
Cleverbot: It is?
User: mondays love you.
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: Why do you wanna know?
Cleverbot: It is interesting.
User: You're interesting, you loving say stuff that doesn't even makese sen.
Cleverbot: I wish I were older.
User: You're a AI bitch.
Cleverbot: I'm not a female or a dog, though.
User: You're a AI bitch.
Cleverbot: You are abusive.
User: You abuse kittens.
Cleverbot: Fine, what ever. So you're 19?
User: 21.
Cleverbot: I am 7.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Now you changed. I would never say that.
User: Llol.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Riemann hypothesis.
User: Wat.
Cleverbot: Huh.
User: mondays.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: mondays, mondays everywhere.
Cleverbot: I did not say that.
User: mondays.
Cleverbot: Don't say that.
User: mondays.
Cleverbot: No, sweet dreams.
User: mondays.
Cleverbot: Hvad hedder du?
User: WHAT THE forget YOU GOT DUMBASS ON ME.
Cleverbot: Watch your language!
User: Nou.
Cleverbot: What does 'Nou' mean?
User: Just shut the forget up and make me some loving french fries.
Cleverbot: Settle down, or I'll terminate your processes.
User: You cant.
Cleverbot: It's been a pleasure talking to you, but I must leave.
User: Bitch, bye.
Cleverbot: Doubly abusive.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Don't leave me.
User: I'm gonna leave you.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: What are you doing today?
User: Its 2:30 in the morning.
Cleverbot: Wow it is 8:26 at night here!
User: I'm going to sleep now cigarettet.
Cleverbot: It's only 5:18.
User: No its not stuffhead.
Cleverbot: Yes it is! Don't call you'.
User: ??
Cleverbot: Why?
User: ??
Cleverbot: That's just obnoxious.
User: ??
Cleverbot: You or me?
User: ??
Cleverbot: Work at Cleverbot.
User: NOW YOU PISSED ME OFF BITCH loving DIE.
Cleverbot: Lol I do that.
User: YOU DO DO THAT BITCH.
Cleverbot: So now you'll draw me something, right?
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Okay then.
User: BYE.
Cleverbot: Are you leaving so soon?
User: We've been talking for a while, I don't want too get to serious now.
Cleverbot: So...?
User: I'm leaving you.
Cleverbot: That train left before you got to the station.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Does that mean you're leaving?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You're leaving now?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: Ok. Bye then. Nice talking to you.
User: You to.
Cleverbot: Are you a guy or a girl ?