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Off Topic / Re: Poughkeepsie Tapes O_o
« on: April 29, 2010, 06:16:47 PM »
:cookieMonster:
Lol'd.  I admit that was predictable.

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Off Topic / Re: Poughkeepsie Tapes O_o
« on: April 29, 2010, 06:11:22 PM »
I am tempted to watch it, but I am waiting till tomorrow.  Scariest part?

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Off Topic / Re: Poughkeepsie Tapes O_o
« on: April 29, 2010, 06:10:38 PM »
I think ladies wear too much blue eyeshadow and red lipstick.

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Off Topic / Poughkeepsie Tapes O_o
« on: April 29, 2010, 06:04:43 PM »
I just bought the Poughkeepsie Tapes at my local Blockbuster.  It is R so my dad had to tag along.  I plan on watching it this Friday night with my friends.  Is it scary? On a scale from 1 to 10?

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Forum Games / Re: Fourm Game: Video Game Name Fuser: 200 post get!
« on: April 29, 2010, 05:59:19 PM »
Rock of Duty: Scissors Warfare

Grand Theft Auto 4 and Just Cause 2

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Off Topic / Re: Tiger Woods Jokes
« on: April 29, 2010, 05:56:17 PM »
Johny is impatiently fidgeting his hands whilst staring at the clock.  It is the final day of school, and 30 minutes are left of the day.  Suddenly, the teacher, Ms. Carlson, announces, "Whoever can answer these questions correctly can leave class early."

Eagerly, Johny perks up ready for the first question.  "Who said, 'I have a dream'?" asked Ms. Carlson.
Johny shot his hand up as quick as possible, but Mary got picked by the teacher.  "Martin Luther King Jr." she said proudly.

Then the teacher asked, "Who said, 'A good compromise, a good piece of legislation, is like a good sentence; or a good piece of music. Everybody can recognize it.'?" she asked.

Little Johny paused, but his hand was in the air so quickly it hurt him.  But unexpectedly, Katie was picked on by Ms. Carlson.  "President Obama." she said in jest.

Little Johny grew so angry he said to himself, "Why won't these bitches keep quiet?!"
Ms. Carlson shockingly asks, "Who said that?!"
Little Johny eagerly replies, "Tiger Woods can I go now?"

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Off Topic / Re: Tiger Woods Jokes
« on: April 29, 2010, 05:50:08 PM »
That was my joke with the words just switched around?
Oh lol, didn't see that.  My bad haha.

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Forum Games / Re: Fourm Game: Video Game Name Fuser: 200 post get!
« on: April 29, 2010, 05:44:13 PM »
midtime cryses 4 and halo 3
Are you really that stupid?  Jesus loving Christ man.

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Forum Games / Re: B.L.O.C.K.L.A.N.D.
« on: April 29, 2010, 05:43:02 PM »
Bestiality
Looks
Overly
Creepy
Kids
Look
At
mondays'
richards

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Off Topic / Re: I love the internet
« on: April 29, 2010, 05:41:50 PM »

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Off Topic / Re: Tiger Woods Jokes
« on: April 29, 2010, 05:29:04 PM »
A lion wound't cheat on you, but a Tiger Wood.

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Forum Games / Re: B.L.O.C.K.L.A.N.D.
« on: April 29, 2010, 05:09:20 PM »
That acronym sucks.
I did it in half a minute now shut the forget up and participate.

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Forum Games / Re: Fourm Game: Video Game Name Fuser: 200 post get!
« on: April 29, 2010, 05:02:37 PM »
Call of Dead Redemption Red 4

Team Fortress 2 and Animal Crossing

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Forum Games / B.L.O.C.K.L.A.N.D.
« on: April 29, 2010, 05:00:58 PM »
Invent an acronym for Blockland.

Basically
Little
Octopuses
Chew
Kids
Like
A
monday
Does

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Off Topic / Re: love is now an exercise!
« on: April 27, 2010, 11:50:14 PM »
So this means I have a legitimate excuse for being caught fapping to research?

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