I know this is more of a nice car picture dump rather than discussion but this car would be sort of my goal in the future; I would want to get an old VW beetle like this one and completly engine swap it to the point where you need a chassy reinforcement just to keep it together. Have the engine something like an 8 cylinder or hemi if it would even fit in the front(or maybe in the back and have fuel and radiator in the front). Then after putting all this into the car I would get a horn swap so it's even wimpier and girlier than it already is, and add one of those ice cream truck music players for the car too fr extra effect. Then what I would do is go to the local strip or track (considering I wouldn't have the money for this until I'm way out of college). And pull up to the fastest car there, then give off a beep and glance over at him and then the lights, then I'd expect the guy to get overconfident and rev the engine a bit. That's when I would show the guy up when he hears the power of the hemi and the little buggy shake the pavment and smoke the guy. Just imagine the sight of something like a big muscle car or import that everyone knows is the fastest car at the local track or strip get destroyed by a chick-mobile that sounds like an ice cream truck.
Tl;Dr- Buy a chick-mobile and tune it to the point where you can destroy anyone else at the local track