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Off Topic / Re: Too paranoid to sleep
« on: July 31, 2011, 02:22:02 PM »When I see a spider I grab some plastic nunchucks or some stuff like thatI grab a broom.
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Off Topic / Re: My Little Pony: Friendship for Blockheads: V2
« on: July 31, 2011, 02:13:23 PM »Guise.TINY BABY HEAD.
I suck at Photoshop.
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Off Topic / Re: Compliment the person above you
« on: July 31, 2011, 02:01:36 PM »
You gave me a cactus.
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Off Topic / Re: Too paranoid to sleep
« on: July 31, 2011, 01:50:15 PM »
Achievement unlocked.
Successfully sleep until 1 PM because of a spider.
Successfully sleep until 1 PM because of a spider.
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Off Topic / Re: Too paranoid to sleep
« on: July 31, 2011, 04:16:00 AM »>See bugMe as of now.
"WHAT IF IT'S POISONOUS OR A WASP OR BEE OR SOMETHING?"
>Stays up until 3 thinking about it
>Bug lands on wall
"Oforget stuff BICH FUUU"
>Sleeps on couch
Except for the second line.
Anyway after this great discussion I will go to sleep in a few minutes...in my own bed (after I make sure the spider is not there and in anywhere in the room).
But if I hear another crunching from any of my posters or if I see a spider, I will come back. So I am leaving my computer in sleep mode instead of a shutdown.
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Off Topic / Re: Too paranoid to sleep
« on: July 31, 2011, 03:54:14 AM »So get the narwhal out of there. But where will you sleep if one is in your bed?If the couch isn't taken:
The floor.
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Off Topic / Re: Too paranoid to sleep
« on: July 31, 2011, 03:51:45 AM »Um, well, if you're too afraid to be in the same room as one...suffer?I dont suffer. I get the forget out of there.
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Off Topic / Re: Too paranoid to sleep
« on: July 31, 2011, 03:47:37 AM »If you are really afraid of spiders, sleep with your cat with you.My cat will sleep with me, although she is a bit....obese and lazy.
My cat loves to chase spiders and he keeps them away.
I'd try and trap it, if you can. Then move it somewhere else in the house where it won't be a nuisance.I forgot to mention I am paranoid about even being in the same room as one. The night when a spider came in when I was pissing? I went complete apestuff on that thing about it being to close to me.
Spiders that live inside typically can't live outside, and vice versa. Nor do they "crunch."The crunch was the poster, its made out of paper.
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Off Topic / Re: Too paranoid to sleep
« on: July 31, 2011, 03:42:39 AM »yeah that's another thingThe problem is, its loving with my stuff.
as long as you don't forget with its stuff and it don't forget with your stuff, people should always be cool with spiders and all other bugs man
it's not like their goal in life is to hurt you or anything, all they want is a warm place to live
except for mosquitoes
them friends all can go straight to hell
their literal goal in life is to suck your blood and give it to their babies so that they can suck your blood
but the male ones are cool
I can totally chill with male mosquitoes
And I don't mind mosquitoes of any gender. Except when they bite. I got lots of bites on my leg right now.
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Off Topic / Re: Too paranoid to sleep
« on: July 31, 2011, 03:39:53 AM »pusillanimous individualI admit it.
Lights, search the area. Even if it's not in sight (if there was anything there to begin with) it is...A. We got Wolf Spiders around here, don't like em'.
A. Probably harmless.
B. Probably won't care about you, so you don't really have to worry a lot about it running up and intentionally biting you.
C. Possibly not even a spider?
Not really sure, but I see lots of spiders in my room. I usually leave them alone and they're gone after a while.
B. Got bit in the eye before while I was asleep when I was young for no reason.
C. I loving hope so.
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Off Topic / Re: Too paranoid to sleep
« on: July 31, 2011, 03:33:27 AM »
Didn't see it.
Still paranoid.
Still paranoid.
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Off Topic / Re: Too paranoid to sleep
« on: July 31, 2011, 03:30:09 AM »
I'll go ahead and answer these:
I will enter my room and post weather I saw it or not.
Still might sleep on the couch tonight anyway.
I would mock you for being afraid of illusions made by the human brain, but instead I will do my best to comfort you with my... ahem... "logic".I did have thoughts about it being trick on the brain instead of a real spider.
Spider legs coming out the back of you poster would be ridiculous. Not only is there minimal space, but it would be a little tight to crawl out of.Its a loose poster, there is some space between the poster and the wall.
If you meant they were normal-sized spider legs, then don't be afraid. You can easily squish a spider with a tissue or something if there is somehow a spider behind there.Hm. I may have a broom.
I will enter my room and post weather I saw it or not.
Still might sleep on the couch tonight anyway.
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Off Topic / Too paranoid to sleep
« on: July 31, 2011, 03:15:43 AM »
Ok:
After I shut down my computer and went to bed. Just before I turned off the lights I hear a cracking sound. While looking at my cat I noticed she was looking at my poster behind my bed. I turn around to look at the poster, nothing. I turn back to my cat and back to the poster again. I hear the cracking sounds again from the poster, and on the corner of it I see black spider legs come out and touch the front of the poster. I loving SWEAR I was out of my bed and into the living room under 2 seconds (its a short hallway anyway).
There is my number 1 thing I am paranoid that is right next to BSoDs: Spiders. And if you didn't already know I hate spiders and yes, I am frightened by them too. I don't mind them if they are a "daddy-long-legs", jumping spider, in a container/box, or a image on a wall or screen. Why I am so paranoid? About a month ago I saw a spider for the first time in a long time and since then more and more have appeared and now I do not feel comfortable in my own room, better yet: my own house.
As I post this I am too paranoid to enter my room, I may have to sleep on the couch tonight, that is if I can without that thought engraved in my mind.
ts;dr: I don't like spiders.
After I shut down my computer and went to bed. Just before I turned off the lights I hear a cracking sound. While looking at my cat I noticed she was looking at my poster behind my bed. I turn around to look at the poster, nothing. I turn back to my cat and back to the poster again. I hear the cracking sounds again from the poster, and on the corner of it I see black spider legs come out and touch the front of the poster. I loving SWEAR I was out of my bed and into the living room under 2 seconds (its a short hallway anyway).
There is my number 1 thing I am paranoid that is right next to BSoDs: Spiders. And if you didn't already know I hate spiders and yes, I am frightened by them too. I don't mind them if they are a "daddy-long-legs", jumping spider, in a container/box, or a image on a wall or screen. Why I am so paranoid? About a month ago I saw a spider for the first time in a long time and since then more and more have appeared and now I do not feel comfortable in my own room, better yet: my own house.
As I post this I am too paranoid to enter my room, I may have to sleep on the couch tonight, that is if I can without that thought engraved in my mind.
ts;dr: I don't like spiders.
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Off Topic / Re: Xbox addict 'dies from blood clot'
« on: July 30, 2011, 07:44:27 PM »NoTry this and click the website link.
On-topic:
I sit on a chair in front of my computer for ~12+ hours. Although I get up and walk around of coarse.
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Off Topic / Re: Xbox addict 'dies from blood clot'
« on: July 30, 2011, 07:42:55 PM »
OT:
Did anyone notice and recognize OP's name?
Did anyone notice and recognize OP's name?