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Forum Games / The Deal: Revisited (Text Adventure)
« on: December 30, 2016, 10:36:22 PM »
> SNIFF
You sniff loudly.
"That is not a valid answer." The guards reply.
> PULL TOAST OUT OF ASS
You retrieve some toast that was left down there for some reason. Oddly enough, you don't remember it being there before until literally right this second.
> THROW TOAST AT SALESMAN AND ACCUSE HIM OF LYING
You toss the toast at the salesman and accuse him of lying. The guards beat the salesman senseless one more time to confirm if he's telling the truth.
They determine that he is telling the truth after another round of interrogation.
"You know what? Just shoot the new guy and determine if it's John McClass later. I'm getting fed up with this bullstuff." The guards turn around and open fire on you, but their bullets harmlessly bounce off of your heavy armor. Well, almost harmlessly. You take minor damage from the bullets instead of major damage.
To the north is the Augmentation Room.
To the west is the Armory and Security Station.
To the east are the cells.
To the south is the Special Prisoner Storage Unit. Grandpa ain't there.
> _
Your inventory contains some string, a rubber ducky, a Beretta Model 38 submachine gun, a Bodeo Model 1889 revolver, cell keys, Two medkits, Anti-robot rounds, a switchblade, a C4 Explosive, a bucket full of ice-cold water, a Fascist disguise, a MG34 machine gun, three frag grenades, and a nightstick.
You are wearing Fascist heavy armor + helmet, a bowler hat, and a Rolex watch.
You are lightly wounded.
>
You sniff loudly.
"That is not a valid answer." The guards reply.
> PULL TOAST OUT OF ASS
You retrieve some toast that was left down there for some reason. Oddly enough, you don't remember it being there before until literally right this second.
> THROW TOAST AT SALESMAN AND ACCUSE HIM OF LYING
You toss the toast at the salesman and accuse him of lying. The guards beat the salesman senseless one more time to confirm if he's telling the truth.
They determine that he is telling the truth after another round of interrogation.
"You know what? Just shoot the new guy and determine if it's John McClass later. I'm getting fed up with this bullstuff." The guards turn around and open fire on you, but their bullets harmlessly bounce off of your heavy armor. Well, almost harmlessly. You take minor damage from the bullets instead of major damage.
To the north is the Augmentation Room.
To the west is the Armory and Security Station.
To the east are the cells.
To the south is the Special Prisoner Storage Unit. Grandpa ain't there.
> _
Your inventory contains some string, a rubber ducky, a Beretta Model 38 submachine gun, a Bodeo Model 1889 revolver, cell keys, Two medkits, Anti-robot rounds, a switchblade, a C4 Explosive, a bucket full of ice-cold water, a Fascist disguise, a MG34 machine gun, three frag grenades, and a nightstick.
You are wearing Fascist heavy armor + helmet, a bowler hat, and a Rolex watch.
You are lightly wounded.
>
