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Off Topic / Re: Steam is down
« on: December 23, 2016, 01:41:21 PM »
It's letting me login to steam now
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Help / Re: Server browser only lists a single server
« on: December 23, 2016, 12:19:52 PM »
Noedit: I can't just simply play the Steam version because it doesn't work in Offline Mode. It'll show the servers, but it'll say "You cannot join an internet game because the game has not authenticated with the master server".
Here's a launcher.log that I forgot to attach, also.
Here's a launcher.log that I forgot to attach, also.
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Help / Server browser only lists a single server
« on: December 23, 2016, 12:16:44 PM »
Using the non-steam version of BL that I haven't touched in a long time, since Steam is down right now. The server browser only displays a single server.
It can't possibly be that only one server is being hosted right now, as https://bllist.theblackparrot.me/ reports that there are several servers up. If I start Steam in Offline Mode, start up Blockland, and look at the server browser, those servers also show up, too.
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Forum Games / The Deal: Revisited
« on: December 22, 2016, 11:24:43 PM »
> EAT THE KEY
You swallow the entire key right in front of the salesman, causing him to despair.
> DO THE CYCLE TO INTERROGATE HIM
You start doing the cycle with the key, nauseating the salesman and terrifying him at the same time. He curls up into a ball and screams for mercy while you thoroughly drill him with questions, trying to see if he's a Really Good Guy or a Evil Bad Guy.
The salesman shrieks that he is not evil, but he is a man who comes from a family full of travelling salesmen and saleswomen. When every child in his family becomes of age, they travel the world selling random crap they find to random strangers. The salesman decided to sell his junk in the Alps, and he had no idea that it was home to Cyber-Blue Meanie and his Fascists.
> INTERROGATE HIM FURTHER BY KNEECAPPING
You place a bullet in the salesman's kneecaps to make sure that he is telling the truth. He desperately screams that he is telling the truth, and breaks into tears.
> UNLOCK CELL
You unlock the cell. The salesman crawls out and hands you a few goodies that he smuggled in. These goodies are:
Two medkits.
Anti-robot rounds.
A switchblade.
A C4 Explosive.
A bucket full of ice-cold water.
"That's what I can spare. I've got some more stuff, but I need to get out of here, too. When you run into that Blue Meanie bastard, give him a taste of either the Anti-Robot rounds or the bucket of water. Now---"
The salesman suddenly freezes up. "SSSH!" He says. "Footsteps! Big, heavy ones! They're coming in to investigate the ruckus you made! Quickly, get back in your cell!" The salesman crawls back inside his own cell and hastily closes the door. "There's too many of them! Don't fight them head-on!" He pleads.
> _
Your inventory contains some string, a rubber ducky, a Fascist Disguise, a Beretta Model 38 submachine gun, a Bodeo Model 1889 revolver, cell keys, Two medkits, Anti-robot rounds, a switchblade, a C4 Explosive, a bucket full of ice-cold water, and a nightstick.
You are completely naked except for a bowler hat and a Rolex watch.
You are healthy.
>
You swallow the entire key right in front of the salesman, causing him to despair.
> DO THE CYCLE TO INTERROGATE HIM
You start doing the cycle with the key, nauseating the salesman and terrifying him at the same time. He curls up into a ball and screams for mercy while you thoroughly drill him with questions, trying to see if he's a Really Good Guy or a Evil Bad Guy.
The salesman shrieks that he is not evil, but he is a man who comes from a family full of travelling salesmen and saleswomen. When every child in his family becomes of age, they travel the world selling random crap they find to random strangers. The salesman decided to sell his junk in the Alps, and he had no idea that it was home to Cyber-Blue Meanie and his Fascists.
> INTERROGATE HIM FURTHER BY KNEECAPPING
You place a bullet in the salesman's kneecaps to make sure that he is telling the truth. He desperately screams that he is telling the truth, and breaks into tears.
> UNLOCK CELL
You unlock the cell. The salesman crawls out and hands you a few goodies that he smuggled in. These goodies are:
Two medkits.
Anti-robot rounds.
A switchblade.
A C4 Explosive.
A bucket full of ice-cold water.
"That's what I can spare. I've got some more stuff, but I need to get out of here, too. When you run into that Blue Meanie bastard, give him a taste of either the Anti-Robot rounds or the bucket of water. Now---"
The salesman suddenly freezes up. "SSSH!" He says. "Footsteps! Big, heavy ones! They're coming in to investigate the ruckus you made! Quickly, get back in your cell!" The salesman crawls back inside his own cell and hastily closes the door. "There's too many of them! Don't fight them head-on!" He pleads.
> _
Your inventory contains some string, a rubber ducky, a Fascist Disguise, a Beretta Model 38 submachine gun, a Bodeo Model 1889 revolver, cell keys, Two medkits, Anti-robot rounds, a switchblade, a C4 Explosive, a bucket full of ice-cold water, and a nightstick.
You are completely naked except for a bowler hat and a Rolex watch.
You are healthy.
>
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Forum Games / Re: Another loving Zombie Apocalypse Game
« on: December 22, 2016, 05:10:17 PM »
Will the other submitted-but-not-selected survivors turn up as NPCs or something
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Forum Games / The Deal: Revisited
« on: December 22, 2016, 11:46:13 AM »
> forget HIM UP
You grab the guard through the bars and slam the back of his head into the ground, stunning him. While the guard is disoriented, you move on to repeatedly slamming his face into the cell bars until the blunt force trauma kills him and his face becomes a unrecognizable mess.
> LOOT EVERYTHING ON HIS CORPSE
You find:
A Fascist Disguise.
A Beretta Model 38 submachine gun.
A Bodeo Model 1889 revolver.
Some keys to unlock the cells.
A nightstick.
> UNLOCK CELL
You use the keys to unlock your cell before stepping out into the hallway.
"Hey!" The salesman whispers. "Unlock my cell! I can help you!"
> _
Your inventory contains some string, a rubber ducky, a Fascist Disguise, a Beretta Model 38 submachine gun, a Bodeo Model 1889 revolver, cell keys, and a nightstick.
You are completely naked except for a bowler hat and a Rolex watch.
You are healthy.
>
You grab the guard through the bars and slam the back of his head into the ground, stunning him. While the guard is disoriented, you move on to repeatedly slamming his face into the cell bars until the blunt force trauma kills him and his face becomes a unrecognizable mess.
> LOOT EVERYTHING ON HIS CORPSE
You find:
A Fascist Disguise.
A Beretta Model 38 submachine gun.
A Bodeo Model 1889 revolver.
Some keys to unlock the cells.
A nightstick.
> UNLOCK CELL
You use the keys to unlock your cell before stepping out into the hallway.
"Hey!" The salesman whispers. "Unlock my cell! I can help you!"
> _
Your inventory contains some string, a rubber ducky, a Fascist Disguise, a Beretta Model 38 submachine gun, a Bodeo Model 1889 revolver, cell keys, and a nightstick.
You are completely naked except for a bowler hat and a Rolex watch.
You are healthy.
>
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Off Topic / Re: old blf fads you remember
« on: December 22, 2016, 01:14:27 AM »
People posting "Jack off then leave"
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Forum Games / The Deal: Revisited
« on: December 22, 2016, 12:43:56 AM »
> TELL THE GUARD A KNOCK KNOCK JOKE
"Knock knock." You say.
"Bullets." The guard replies, instead of saying "Who's there?". Followed by, of course, the guard's submachine gun poking enough bullet-sized holes into you to make human swiss cheese.
***You have died. GAME OVER.***
Your killer sense of humor couldn't have gotten you out of that one, McClass. Restoring autosave...
> TELL THE GUARD A YO MAMA JOKE
You deliver a yo momma joke. The guard shoots you dead again.
***You have died. GAME OVER.***
These jokes are a real killer, you know that? Restoring autosave...
> YELL FIRE INTO SMOKE DETECTOR
You turn around and shriek "FIRE!" into the smoke detector. The guard gives you a confused stare.
> DO THE CYCLE INTO THE SMOKE DETECTOR
You take out a rubber ducky. It's the only thing you can do the cycle with. You do the cycle and vomit into the smoke detector. The guard stumbles around, collapses to his knees, and vomits all over the floor in disgust, conveniently placing him right next to the bars in your cell.
> _
Your inventory contains some string and a rubber ducky.
You are completely naked except for a bowler hat and a Rolex watch.
You are healthy.
>
"Knock knock." You say.
"Bullets." The guard replies, instead of saying "Who's there?". Followed by, of course, the guard's submachine gun poking enough bullet-sized holes into you to make human swiss cheese.
***You have died. GAME OVER.***
Your killer sense of humor couldn't have gotten you out of that one, McClass. Restoring autosave...
> TELL THE GUARD A YO MAMA JOKE
You deliver a yo momma joke. The guard shoots you dead again.
***You have died. GAME OVER.***
These jokes are a real killer, you know that? Restoring autosave...
> YELL FIRE INTO SMOKE DETECTOR
You turn around and shriek "FIRE!" into the smoke detector. The guard gives you a confused stare.
> DO THE CYCLE INTO THE SMOKE DETECTOR
You take out a rubber ducky. It's the only thing you can do the cycle with. You do the cycle and vomit into the smoke detector. The guard stumbles around, collapses to his knees, and vomits all over the floor in disgust, conveniently placing him right next to the bars in your cell.
> _
Your inventory contains some string and a rubber ducky.
You are completely naked except for a bowler hat and a Rolex watch.
You are healthy.
>
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General Discussion / Re: I need server ideas
« on: December 21, 2016, 07:30:15 PM »
Pit of 100 Trials
Speedkart with weapons like Resonte said
A coop server involving combat against bots with guns.
Gun Game
Speedkart with weapons like Resonte said
A coop server involving combat against bots with guns.
Gun Game
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Forum Games / Re: Another loving Zombie Apocalypse Game
« on: December 21, 2016, 03:07:37 PM »you know what I think it is? the rules.
rule 1: your character cannot do whatever.
I think this is a major driveaway point, as most people on the forums are stuffposters who want, well, to stuffpost.
This is generally true for the most part I guess
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Forum Games / Re: out of the two above avatars who would you have forced love with
« on: December 21, 2016, 11:16:26 AM »
Reddboi
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Forum Games / The Deal: Revisited
« on: December 21, 2016, 01:35:39 AM »
> EXPLAIN THAT YOU ARE DOING THE CYCLE
"What? A man can't do the Cycle™ in peace? Nothing wrong with that." You ask the guard. He doesn't respond, and just keeps staring at you.
> YELL AT THE GUY IN THE OTHER CELL
You let out a quick yell, waking up the guy in the other cell. You realize that the other guy is the salesman that has anti-robot rounds... Well, he used to have anti-robot rounds. He's in a prison jumpsuit with nothing in his pockets.
The salesman opens his mouth to speak, but the guard interrupts by growling out "No talking. Lucky for you, that's not funny enough for me to shoot you both."
> LOOK AROUND AGAIN
Your cell itself contains a bed, a toilet, a sink with a soap dispenser, a lightbulb, a television mounted to the wall, and a smoke detector.
Outside of your cell is another cell with the salesman inside it, a hallway, and a billboard with some keys on it.
You've broken out of prison before, McClass. You can do this.
> _
Your inventory contains some string and a rubber ducky.
You are completely naked except for a bowler hat and a Rolex watch.
You are healthy.
>
"What? A man can't do the Cycle™ in peace? Nothing wrong with that." You ask the guard. He doesn't respond, and just keeps staring at you.
> YELL AT THE GUY IN THE OTHER CELL
You let out a quick yell, waking up the guy in the other cell. You realize that the other guy is the salesman that has anti-robot rounds... Well, he used to have anti-robot rounds. He's in a prison jumpsuit with nothing in his pockets.
The salesman opens his mouth to speak, but the guard interrupts by growling out "No talking. Lucky for you, that's not funny enough for me to shoot you both."
> LOOK AROUND AGAIN
Your cell itself contains a bed, a toilet, a sink with a soap dispenser, a lightbulb, a television mounted to the wall, and a smoke detector.
Outside of your cell is another cell with the salesman inside it, a hallway, and a billboard with some keys on it.
You've broken out of prison before, McClass. You can do this.
> _
Your inventory contains some string and a rubber ducky.
You are completely naked except for a bowler hat and a Rolex watch.
You are healthy.
>
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Suggestions & Requests / Re: Crouch Toggle
« on: December 20, 2016, 03:37:38 PM »Would a quick double press on the crouch key work for toggling a permanent crouch?
That could work
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Forum Games / The Deal: Revisited
« on: December 20, 2016, 03:24:44 PM »
> QUESTION THE MOTIVES OF Blue Meanie
"You son of a bitch! What are you planning to do? Conquer the Croatian coast? Revive Ante Pavelic? Revive Riddler?" You scream through your cell into the hallway.
"Revive Riddler? Ha!" Blue Meanie spits back as he turns around and walks back in front of your cell. "Riddler was just a pawn! I, Benito Blue Meanie, true mastermind of Fascism, shall take over the world without Riddler!"
> TAKE OFF JUMPSUIT AND DO THE CYCLE INTO Blue MeanieS FACE
You quickly strip, neatly fold your jumpsuit, shove it up in there, and projectile vomit into Blue Meanie's face. He does the matrix-dodge and avoids your vomit before calmly walking away into the hallway, where he whispers something into a nearby guard's ear and disappears behind a door. The guard posts himself outside of your cell, ready to shoot you if you try anything funny again.
> _
Your inventory contains some string and a rubber ducky.
You are completely naked except for a bowler hat and a Rolex watch.
You are healthy.
>
"You son of a bitch! What are you planning to do? Conquer the Croatian coast? Revive Ante Pavelic? Revive Riddler?" You scream through your cell into the hallway.
"Revive Riddler? Ha!" Blue Meanie spits back as he turns around and walks back in front of your cell. "Riddler was just a pawn! I, Benito Blue Meanie, true mastermind of Fascism, shall take over the world without Riddler!"
> TAKE OFF JUMPSUIT AND DO THE CYCLE INTO Blue MeanieS FACE
You quickly strip, neatly fold your jumpsuit, shove it up in there, and projectile vomit into Blue Meanie's face. He does the matrix-dodge and avoids your vomit before calmly walking away into the hallway, where he whispers something into a nearby guard's ear and disappears behind a door. The guard posts himself outside of your cell, ready to shoot you if you try anything funny again.
> _
Your inventory contains some string and a rubber ducky.
You are completely naked except for a bowler hat and a Rolex watch.
You are healthy.
>