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Forum Games / Re: ＲＯＯＴＹ ＳＨＯＯＴＹ: 𝐙𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐈𝐄𝐒 [Intense Violin.]
« on: December 20, 2016, 03:13:49 PM »
>Sidney: Bash the damn thing's face in with the helmet
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Forum Games / Re: out of the two above avatars who would you have forced love with
« on: December 20, 2016, 03:12:44 PM »
cooolguy
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Forum Games / Re: out of the two above avatars who would you have forced love with
« on: December 20, 2016, 01:39:06 AM »
Eon
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Suggestions & Requests / Crouch Toggle
« on: December 19, 2016, 11:34:39 PM »
Could anyone make it so that crouching has to be toggled? I know I could just simply do crouch(1); in the console, but that isn't as convenient. Especially when some guy is spraying bullets everywhere and I'll die by the time I finally type that in. Even if I type in crouch(1); beforehand, open the console, press the up arrow, and then hit enter, it's still not as fast as just simply hitting SHIFT.
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Suggestions & Requests / Re: A version of Tier Tactical without raycasts
« on: December 19, 2016, 05:59:52 PM »just make a new system with the same models and sounds but no raycasts
t+t's old and busted anyway
I have no idea how to though
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Forum Games / The Deal: Revisited
« on: December 19, 2016, 01:49:24 PM »
> ADD SHOVING AND PUKING A BRIEFCASE AS A STEP TO THE CYCLE
In addition to shoving a phone up in there and puking it out, you also somehow... Shove a briefcase in there. And puke it out.
I don't even know what the forget is going on anymore.
> STOP DOING THE CYCLE
You decide to stop doing the cycle while people are shooting at you.
> REMOVE DISGUISE
You remove your disguise in the dark. A voice starts shouting out "Wait a minute! It's John McClass! Capture the target instead! Load the tranquilizer rounds!"
> RUN OUT OF THE GODDAMN LAB
You turn around and make a break for it, but the lab doors are locked! Someone on the outside must have welded them shut!
> RUN PAST EVERYONE AND GO DEEPER INTO THE LAB
You make another blind break for it in the near-pitch-black darkness, this time going deeper into the lab. Someone tries to grab you from behind, but you break free and elbow him in the jaw, knocking him down. As you continue running, a tranquilizer round strikes you in the leg. The strength begins to drain from you, and it starts becoming harder and harder to run.
> SPEED WALK THE forget AWAY
Speed-walking, it is! You walk as fast as you can away from everyone else, but yet another tranquilizer round strikes you in the leg. You can barely even move. And they're coming closer.
> TURN AROUND AND EXTEND entrepreneur STAFF
You whip around and extend your entrepreneur staff, ready to blindly strike someone in the dark. Rather than charge in and get predictably slaughtered, everyone else just backs away and pumps tranquilizer rounds into your face until you fall unconscious.
If only these guys had the common decency to shoot you in the torso so that your Kevlar vest would protect you. You've got no armor anywhere else.
Inventory Items Lost: Everything except some string, a rubber ducky, your bowler hat, and a Rolex watch
> RELOAD AUTOSAVE
Reloading Autosave...
...
...
...
... Autosave loaded.
You whip around and extend your entrepreneur staff, ready to blindly strike someone in the dark. Rather than charge in and get predictably slaughtered, everyone else just backs away and pumps tranquilizer rounds into your face until you fall unconscious.
If only these guys had the common decency to shoot you in the torso so that your Kevlar vest would protect you. You've got no armor anywhere else.
Inventory Items Lost: Everything except some string, a rubber ducky, your bowler hat, and a Rolex watch
> SON OF A BITCH
Take it like a man, sissy.
> ALRIGHT FINE LETS WAKE UP AND DO THIS
You wake up in a cold, metal prison cell that is deep underground. Your cell itself contains a bed, a toilet, a sink with a soap dispenser, a lightbulb, a television mounted to the wall, and a smoke detector.
Outside of your cell is another cell with someone inside it, a hallway, a billboard with some keys on it, and Benito Blue Meanie in the flesh, wearing a golden crown and a fancy robe. He is holding the suitcase you were supposed to deliver, and his body is more machine than man.
"Blue Meanie?! Impossible!" You shout out. "You should be dead like Riddler is!"
"You fool!" Blue Meanie shouts back. "I faked my death! Your pathetic attempt to rescue your grandfather has failed! With both you and your grandfather out of the way, Fascism will triumph over the rest of the world!" Blue Meanie turns around and leaves, leaving you alone in your cell.
This is a great day to be you. Just one more bizarre, nonsensical day in your life.
> _
Your inventory contains some string and a rubber ducky.
You are wearing a prisoner's jumpsuit, a bowler hat, and a Rolex watch.
You are healthy.
>
In addition to shoving a phone up in there and puking it out, you also somehow... Shove a briefcase in there. And puke it out.
I don't even know what the forget is going on anymore.
> STOP DOING THE CYCLE
You decide to stop doing the cycle while people are shooting at you.
> REMOVE DISGUISE
You remove your disguise in the dark. A voice starts shouting out "Wait a minute! It's John McClass! Capture the target instead! Load the tranquilizer rounds!"
> RUN OUT OF THE GODDAMN LAB
You turn around and make a break for it, but the lab doors are locked! Someone on the outside must have welded them shut!
> RUN PAST EVERYONE AND GO DEEPER INTO THE LAB
You make another blind break for it in the near-pitch-black darkness, this time going deeper into the lab. Someone tries to grab you from behind, but you break free and elbow him in the jaw, knocking him down. As you continue running, a tranquilizer round strikes you in the leg. The strength begins to drain from you, and it starts becoming harder and harder to run.
> SPEED WALK THE forget AWAY
Speed-walking, it is! You walk as fast as you can away from everyone else, but yet another tranquilizer round strikes you in the leg. You can barely even move. And they're coming closer.
> TURN AROUND AND EXTEND entrepreneur STAFF
You whip around and extend your entrepreneur staff, ready to blindly strike someone in the dark. Rather than charge in and get predictably slaughtered, everyone else just backs away and pumps tranquilizer rounds into your face until you fall unconscious.
If only these guys had the common decency to shoot you in the torso so that your Kevlar vest would protect you. You've got no armor anywhere else.
Inventory Items Lost: Everything except some string, a rubber ducky, your bowler hat, and a Rolex watch
> RELOAD AUTOSAVE
Reloading Autosave...
...
...
...
... Autosave loaded.
You whip around and extend your entrepreneur staff, ready to blindly strike someone in the dark. Rather than charge in and get predictably slaughtered, everyone else just backs away and pumps tranquilizer rounds into your face until you fall unconscious.
If only these guys had the common decency to shoot you in the torso so that your Kevlar vest would protect you. You've got no armor anywhere else.
Inventory Items Lost: Everything except some string, a rubber ducky, your bowler hat, and a Rolex watch
> SON OF A BITCH
Take it like a man, sissy.
> ALRIGHT FINE LETS WAKE UP AND DO THIS
You wake up in a cold, metal prison cell that is deep underground. Your cell itself contains a bed, a toilet, a sink with a soap dispenser, a lightbulb, a television mounted to the wall, and a smoke detector.
Outside of your cell is another cell with someone inside it, a hallway, a billboard with some keys on it, and Benito Blue Meanie in the flesh, wearing a golden crown and a fancy robe. He is holding the suitcase you were supposed to deliver, and his body is more machine than man.
"Blue Meanie?! Impossible!" You shout out. "You should be dead like Riddler is!"
"You fool!" Blue Meanie shouts back. "I faked my death! Your pathetic attempt to rescue your grandfather has failed! With both you and your grandfather out of the way, Fascism will triumph over the rest of the world!" Blue Meanie turns around and leaves, leaving you alone in your cell.
This is a great day to be you. Just one more bizarre, nonsensical day in your life.
> _
Your inventory contains some string and a rubber ducky.
You are wearing a prisoner's jumpsuit, a bowler hat, and a Rolex watch.
You are healthy.
>
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Forum Games / The Deal: Revisited (Text Adventure)
« on: December 18, 2016, 01:53:40 AM »
> CHECK BRIEFCASE
You whip out the suitcase you were supposed to deliver to the village leader. It's not vibrating or beeping.
The vibrations and beeps intensify, and get louder.
> KEEP DOING THE CYCLE BUT ADD IN AN EXTRA STEP
Ok. What is the extra step?
> KEEP CLICKING THE GUN
You keep clicking your empty gun while doing... THE CYCLE™.
Whatever is vibrating is now shaking with the force of an earthquake. The beeping noise is now as loud as someone shrieking.
> OPEN BRIEFCASE
The boss said not to. Are you sure?
Shaking continues to intensify. Beeping noise gets so fast that it sounds like one constant, continuous noise now.
> YES
You open the suitcase. At that exact moment, something explodes in your face, causing you to separate into several different pieces and scatter in all directions. Either the suitcase has a mechanism to kill the opener if he isn't the village leader, or the lab itself is the trap. Either way, you're dead.
*** You have died. GAME OVER. ***
You never did discover what happened to your grandfather. Your missing grandfather is one of several unanswered mysteries, such as these:
What happened to Gloria the Glorious and her attempted lovebot revolution that you escaped from?
What happened to the companions that you left behind?
Why was the salesman selling anti-robot rounds? What are communists doing in the village?
How can you be sure that the security guard is actually dead, or even the pleasure bot?
Why is this village next to a cave so ludicrously large and modern?
What the hell is going on inside the lab?
Where do your inventory items go? How come nobody can see where your stuff is being stored?
How are you able to constantly brown townly eat a phone and vomit it out without suffering any side effects like dehydration or getting sick?
And many more.
Reloading autosave...
> DISARM TRAP
You take out the trap-disarming device and realize that it's been vibrating and beeping the whole time. You hit the button and disarm the trap... Whatever it was.
Meanwhile, gunshots start ringing out in the lab. Brilliant muzzle flashes provide brief bursts of illumination, exposing the grimacing faces of your attackers, who are intent on filling you full of lead. Bullets impact the metal walls around you as the first hail of gunfire narrowly misses you.
> SHOOT BACK
You have no ammo for your Colt 1911.
> SLAP ON KEVLAR VEST
You make a smart move and put on the kevlar vest. As long as these guys don't shoot you in the face, you'll be fine.
> _
Your inventory contains a phone, hammer, some string, a magnet, a magazine called The Manly Man's Guide to Surviving the Apocalypse, a movie poster for BRUTALITY, an article about Protagonist Syndrome, a wallet with several hundred dollars, a manual for building a flare minigun, a rubber ducky, a gas mask, a suppressed Colt 1911 with no ammo, a mysterious device labelled "DISARM TRAP", a nuclear authentication disk, civilian clothes, a broken beer bottle, a bottle of jarate, and a very important suitcase.
You are wearing winter clothes, a bowler hat, a Kevlar Vest, and a Rolex watch. You are disguised as your long-dead brother.
You have major wounds. You are missing a few teeth.
>
You whip out the suitcase you were supposed to deliver to the village leader. It's not vibrating or beeping.
The vibrations and beeps intensify, and get louder.
> KEEP DOING THE CYCLE BUT ADD IN AN EXTRA STEP
Ok. What is the extra step?
> KEEP CLICKING THE GUN
You keep clicking your empty gun while doing... THE CYCLE™.
Whatever is vibrating is now shaking with the force of an earthquake. The beeping noise is now as loud as someone shrieking.
> OPEN BRIEFCASE
The boss said not to. Are you sure?
Shaking continues to intensify. Beeping noise gets so fast that it sounds like one constant, continuous noise now.
> YES
You open the suitcase. At that exact moment, something explodes in your face, causing you to separate into several different pieces and scatter in all directions. Either the suitcase has a mechanism to kill the opener if he isn't the village leader, or the lab itself is the trap. Either way, you're dead.
*** You have died. GAME OVER. ***
You never did discover what happened to your grandfather. Your missing grandfather is one of several unanswered mysteries, such as these:
What happened to Gloria the Glorious and her attempted lovebot revolution that you escaped from?
What happened to the companions that you left behind?
Why was the salesman selling anti-robot rounds? What are communists doing in the village?
How can you be sure that the security guard is actually dead, or even the pleasure bot?
Why is this village next to a cave so ludicrously large and modern?
What the hell is going on inside the lab?
Where do your inventory items go? How come nobody can see where your stuff is being stored?
How are you able to constantly brown townly eat a phone and vomit it out without suffering any side effects like dehydration or getting sick?
And many more.
Reloading autosave...
> DISARM TRAP
You take out the trap-disarming device and realize that it's been vibrating and beeping the whole time. You hit the button and disarm the trap... Whatever it was.
Meanwhile, gunshots start ringing out in the lab. Brilliant muzzle flashes provide brief bursts of illumination, exposing the grimacing faces of your attackers, who are intent on filling you full of lead. Bullets impact the metal walls around you as the first hail of gunfire narrowly misses you.
> SHOOT BACK
You have no ammo for your Colt 1911.
> SLAP ON KEVLAR VEST
You make a smart move and put on the kevlar vest. As long as these guys don't shoot you in the face, you'll be fine.
> _
Your inventory contains a phone, hammer, some string, a magnet, a magazine called The Manly Man's Guide to Surviving the Apocalypse, a movie poster for BRUTALITY, an article about Protagonist Syndrome, a wallet with several hundred dollars, a manual for building a flare minigun, a rubber ducky, a gas mask, a suppressed Colt 1911 with no ammo, a mysterious device labelled "DISARM TRAP", a nuclear authentication disk, civilian clothes, a broken beer bottle, a bottle of jarate, and a very important suitcase.
You are wearing winter clothes, a bowler hat, a Kevlar Vest, and a Rolex watch. You are disguised as your long-dead brother.
You have major wounds. You are missing a few teeth.
>
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Forum Games / The Deal: Revisited
« on: December 17, 2016, 12:50:54 PM »
> UNLOAD COLT 1911 AND DESTROY ALL THE AMMO
You take the magazine out of the Colt 1911 and begin to violently smash it with a hammer for no apparent reason, disarming yourself before the Liberals can do so with gun control regulations.
Your Colt 1911 cannot be used to shoot people any more.
> CHECK VIBRATOR
You don't have one.
> SCREAM INTO PHONE
You scream into your phone again. Nobody replies back.
> WAIT OUT THE PAIN
You attempt to wait out the pain. Half an hour passes, and during that half hour some guy still continues cackling.
It still hurts.
> SHOVE PHONE UP ASS AND VOMIT IT
Really? Here we go again. You do exactly that.
> EAT PHONE AND stuff IT OUT
The cycle begins.
> CONTINUE THE CYCLE UNTIL IT NO LONGER HURTS
Another hour passes. The pain fades away to the point where it is bearable, and won't affect your combat abilities.
> PISS IN JAR
You grab a nearby jar in the darkness and piss in it. Should I be questioning this?
Inventory item added: Jarate
> GO DEEPER INSIDE
You go deeper inside. Something in your inventory still continues vibrating, but you don't know what it is. The cackling gets louder as you get closer and closer.
> FIND SOMEONE TO GIVE US A ROBO BONER
You look around in the dark for another living soul, but you fail to find anything.
> YELL OUT AND WAIT FOR A RESPONSE
"ANYONE OUT THERE?" You scream. Suddenly, the cackling in the background stops. Something in your inventory begins BEEPING rapidly and vibrating even harder. Someone shouts out something in Italian, and you start hearing footsteps all around you. You hear the sound of guns being locked and loaded, night vision goggles turning on, and strange, mechanical sounds...
... And then you heard something alarming. A faint, familiar voice sounding out among all the other noises, barely managing to avoid being drowned out. You've heard that voice before, but who's voice could that be? You know that the voice is familiar, but the voice is too quiet for you to identify who exactly it belongs to.
> OPEN FIRE WITH THE COLT
You whip out the Colt 1911 and blindly wave it around in the dark while pulling the trigger.
It's empty, remember?
> _
Your inventory contains a phone, hammer, some string, a magnet, a magazine called The Manly Man's Guide to Surviving the Apocalypse, a movie poster for BRUTALITY, an article about Protagonist Syndrome, a wallet with several hundred dollars, a manual for building a flare minigun, a rubber ducky, a gas mask, a suppressed Colt 1911 with no ammo, a Kevlar Vest, a mysterious device labelled "DISARM TRAP", a nuclear authentication disk, civilian clothes, a broken beer bottle, a bottle of jarate, and a very important suitcase. One of your inventory items is vibrating even harder and beeping rapidly.
You are wearing winter clothes, a bowler hat, and a Rolex watch. You are disguised as your long-dead brother.
You have major wounds. You are missing a few teeth.
>
You take the magazine out of the Colt 1911 and begin to violently smash it with a hammer for no apparent reason, disarming yourself before the Liberals can do so with gun control regulations.
Your Colt 1911 cannot be used to shoot people any more.
> CHECK VIBRATOR
You don't have one.
> SCREAM INTO PHONE
You scream into your phone again. Nobody replies back.
> WAIT OUT THE PAIN
You attempt to wait out the pain. Half an hour passes, and during that half hour some guy still continues cackling.
It still hurts.
> SHOVE PHONE UP ASS AND VOMIT IT
Really? Here we go again. You do exactly that.
> EAT PHONE AND stuff IT OUT
The cycle begins.
> CONTINUE THE CYCLE UNTIL IT NO LONGER HURTS
Another hour passes. The pain fades away to the point where it is bearable, and won't affect your combat abilities.
> PISS IN JAR
You grab a nearby jar in the darkness and piss in it. Should I be questioning this?
Inventory item added: Jarate
> GO DEEPER INSIDE
You go deeper inside. Something in your inventory still continues vibrating, but you don't know what it is. The cackling gets louder as you get closer and closer.
> FIND SOMEONE TO GIVE US A ROBO BONER
You look around in the dark for another living soul, but you fail to find anything.
> YELL OUT AND WAIT FOR A RESPONSE
"ANYONE OUT THERE?" You scream. Suddenly, the cackling in the background stops. Something in your inventory begins BEEPING rapidly and vibrating even harder. Someone shouts out something in Italian, and you start hearing footsteps all around you. You hear the sound of guns being locked and loaded, night vision goggles turning on, and strange, mechanical sounds...
... And then you heard something alarming. A faint, familiar voice sounding out among all the other noises, barely managing to avoid being drowned out. You've heard that voice before, but who's voice could that be? You know that the voice is familiar, but the voice is too quiet for you to identify who exactly it belongs to.
> OPEN FIRE WITH THE COLT
You whip out the Colt 1911 and blindly wave it around in the dark while pulling the trigger.
It's empty, remember?
> _
Your inventory contains a phone, hammer, some string, a magnet, a magazine called The Manly Man's Guide to Surviving the Apocalypse, a movie poster for BRUTALITY, an article about Protagonist Syndrome, a wallet with several hundred dollars, a manual for building a flare minigun, a rubber ducky, a gas mask, a suppressed Colt 1911 with no ammo, a Kevlar Vest, a mysterious device labelled "DISARM TRAP", a nuclear authentication disk, civilian clothes, a broken beer bottle, a bottle of jarate, and a very important suitcase. One of your inventory items is vibrating even harder and beeping rapidly.
You are wearing winter clothes, a bowler hat, and a Rolex watch. You are disguised as your long-dead brother.
You have major wounds. You are missing a few teeth.
>
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Suggestions & Requests / Re: A version of Tier Tactical without raycasts
« on: December 15, 2016, 09:06:43 PM »currently working on a pack of weapons that are actually almost exactly like hotline miami weapons, I just need to finish them up
Any progress on that, and any way to edit T+T to not use raycasts on pistols/snipers in the meantime?
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Forum Games / The Deal: Revisited (Text Adventure)
« on: December 15, 2016, 08:55:57 PM »
> LITERALLY BECOME VOMITUS stuffIMUS
Who the forget is that?
> A BEING OF LITERAL VOMIT AND stuff
That's not physically possible.
> JUST KEEP DOING WHAT YOURE DOING
You continue vomiting and defecating as the less-than-lethal grenades continue flying through the air, landing directly at your feet. Unsurprisingly, they all explode. You are now blind, inhaling tear gas, and in massive pain after taking several high-speed rubber balls to the testicles. Stinger grenades are nasty.
> DO YOUR loving JOB
You'd love to do your job, but you have no idea where to deliver the loving suitcase. All you know about the job is that you're supposed to deliver it to the village leader.
> FLEE TO THE BATHROOM
You resist the massive amounts of pain smacking you around and blindly limp your way to the bathroom. Your vision returns a few seconds later.
> CRAWL THROUGH AN AIR VENT
You toss yourself into a nearby airvent and start crawling away. You find yourself behind the bar. There is a nearby police officer puking his guts out behind the dumpster. He does not notice you.
> HEAD FOR THE LAB
While the cops are busy searching the entire bar, you make a run for the lab. Surprisingly, nobody spotted you on your way there.
You enter the lab. All the lights are out, and you hear someone deeper inside cackling maniacally. Something in your inventory begins vibrating violently.
> _
Your inventory contains a phone, hammer, some string, a magnet, a magazine called The Manly Man's Guide to Surviving the Apocalypse, a movie poster for BRUTALITY, an article about Protagonist Syndrome, a wallet with several hundred dollars, a manual for building a flare minigun, a rubber ducky, a gas mask, a suppressed Colt 1911, a Kevlar Vest, a mysterious device labelled "DISARM TRAP", a nuclear authentication disk, civilian clothes, a broken beer bottle, and a very important suitcase. One of your inventory items is vibrating violently.
You are wearing winter clothes, a bowler hat, and a Rolex watch. You are disguised as your long-dead brother.
You have major wounds. You are missing a few teeth. You are in massive pain from being hit in the groin with a stinger grenade. Your pain may distract you at the most inconvenient times.
>
Who the forget is that?
> A BEING OF LITERAL VOMIT AND stuff
That's not physically possible.
> JUST KEEP DOING WHAT YOURE DOING
You continue vomiting and defecating as the less-than-lethal grenades continue flying through the air, landing directly at your feet. Unsurprisingly, they all explode. You are now blind, inhaling tear gas, and in massive pain after taking several high-speed rubber balls to the testicles. Stinger grenades are nasty.
> DO YOUR loving JOB
You'd love to do your job, but you have no idea where to deliver the loving suitcase. All you know about the job is that you're supposed to deliver it to the village leader.
> FLEE TO THE BATHROOM
You resist the massive amounts of pain smacking you around and blindly limp your way to the bathroom. Your vision returns a few seconds later.
> CRAWL THROUGH AN AIR VENT
You toss yourself into a nearby airvent and start crawling away. You find yourself behind the bar. There is a nearby police officer puking his guts out behind the dumpster. He does not notice you.
> HEAD FOR THE LAB
While the cops are busy searching the entire bar, you make a run for the lab. Surprisingly, nobody spotted you on your way there.
You enter the lab. All the lights are out, and you hear someone deeper inside cackling maniacally. Something in your inventory begins vibrating violently.
> _
Your inventory contains a phone, hammer, some string, a magnet, a magazine called The Manly Man's Guide to Surviving the Apocalypse, a movie poster for BRUTALITY, an article about Protagonist Syndrome, a wallet with several hundred dollars, a manual for building a flare minigun, a rubber ducky, a gas mask, a suppressed Colt 1911, a Kevlar Vest, a mysterious device labelled "DISARM TRAP", a nuclear authentication disk, civilian clothes, a broken beer bottle, and a very important suitcase. One of your inventory items is vibrating violently.
You are wearing winter clothes, a bowler hat, and a Rolex watch. You are disguised as your long-dead brother.
You have major wounds. You are missing a few teeth. You are in massive pain from being hit in the groin with a stinger grenade. Your pain may distract you at the most inconvenient times.
>
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Forum Games / The Deal: Revisited (Text Adventure)
« on: December 14, 2016, 12:05:14 AM »
> TAKE SOBER PILLS SECRETLY HIDDEN IN BOWLER HAT
There we go. Much better.
> VOMIT BLOOD AND LET OUT A TSUNAMI OF LITERAL stuff
You quickly pull down your pants and let it rip while vomiting blood. The cops are understandably disgusted, and then they start vomiting all over the place. Some of it gets on you as you continue stuffting and vomiting, and then things continue going downhill. A bystander outside the bar quickly records everything on his phone and runs off to upload it to a special interest website.
But hey, at least you got the cops off of you.
> SWING HAMMER
You grab a hammer and swing it mindlessly, knocking several cops dead. The surviving cops flee in terror outside the bar, form a defensive perimeter, and wait for reinforcements.
> ROB THE BAR FOR ALCOHOL
The bar fight broke most of the alcohol bottles. All that's left of the alcohol? Two bottles of watered down urine. You take the bottles.
By the time you rob the bar, heavily armored police officers arrive and start tossing all sorts of "less-than-lethal" grenades at you. You've got tear gas, flashbangs, and stinger grenades that send rubber balls flying at high speed everywhere being thrown at your face.
Maybe you can sue the village for excessive use of force if you survive the barrage of these "less-than-lethal" grenades. An entire squad of cops stoning you with them is pretty lethal, if you ask me.
> _
Your inventory contains a phone, hammer, some string, a magnet, a magazine called The Manly Man's Guide to Surviving the Apocalypse, a movie poster for BRUTALITY, an article about Protagonist Syndrome, a wallet with several hundred dollars, a manual for building a flare minigun, a rubber ducky, a gas mask, a suppressed Colt 1911, a Kevlar Vest, a mysterious device labelled "DISARM TRAP", a nuclear authentication disk, civilian clothes, a broken beer bottle, and a very important suitcase.
You are wearing winter clothes, a bowler hat, and a Rolex watch. You are disguised as your long-dead brother.
You have moderate wounds. You are missing a few teeth.
>
There we go. Much better.
> VOMIT BLOOD AND LET OUT A TSUNAMI OF LITERAL stuff
You quickly pull down your pants and let it rip while vomiting blood. The cops are understandably disgusted, and then they start vomiting all over the place. Some of it gets on you as you continue stuffting and vomiting, and then things continue going downhill. A bystander outside the bar quickly records everything on his phone and runs off to upload it to a special interest website.
But hey, at least you got the cops off of you.
> SWING HAMMER
You grab a hammer and swing it mindlessly, knocking several cops dead. The surviving cops flee in terror outside the bar, form a defensive perimeter, and wait for reinforcements.
> ROB THE BAR FOR ALCOHOL
The bar fight broke most of the alcohol bottles. All that's left of the alcohol? Two bottles of watered down urine. You take the bottles.
By the time you rob the bar, heavily armored police officers arrive and start tossing all sorts of "less-than-lethal" grenades at you. You've got tear gas, flashbangs, and stinger grenades that send rubber balls flying at high speed everywhere being thrown at your face.
Maybe you can sue the village for excessive use of force if you survive the barrage of these "less-than-lethal" grenades. An entire squad of cops stoning you with them is pretty lethal, if you ask me.
> _
Your inventory contains a phone, hammer, some string, a magnet, a magazine called The Manly Man's Guide to Surviving the Apocalypse, a movie poster for BRUTALITY, an article about Protagonist Syndrome, a wallet with several hundred dollars, a manual for building a flare minigun, a rubber ducky, a gas mask, a suppressed Colt 1911, a Kevlar Vest, a mysterious device labelled "DISARM TRAP", a nuclear authentication disk, civilian clothes, a broken beer bottle, and a very important suitcase.
You are wearing winter clothes, a bowler hat, and a Rolex watch. You are disguised as your long-dead brother.
You have moderate wounds. You are missing a few teeth.
>
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Forum Games / Re: B.F.B.B-2 [Tber123]
« on: December 13, 2016, 10:46:14 AM »
Fire a massive-as-forget laser in the general direction of everyone else
If that's too OP then start charging up the massive-as-forget laser
If that's too OP then start charging up the massive-as-forget laser
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Forum Games / The Deal: Revisited (Text Adventure)
« on: December 13, 2016, 12:07:25 AM »
> SLAP COP WITH BRUTALITY POSTER
you gslap a cop acrosus the face with yuor brutality poster, mildly pissing him offd. the cop swings at you etwih a nightstick, buwt yoou dodge.
> entrepreneur STAFF THE COP
you do tno have ka entrepreneur rstaff on hand. tbhe entrepreneur stlaff si still stuck in teh sas of aa communist, who is currently busy running around like a headoless chicken while desperately trying hto pull out the staff.
> HIDE AT THE BACK DOOR BEFORE CHANGING NAME AND IDENTITY
you duck behind the back door and assume the persona hof jack mcclrass, your brother that died several years ago. you ctcok your bowler phat tmo the side, mess up hyour hairv, band look exactly like him now.
> RUN BACK IN
you run back into the bar. the cops seem ato recognize yowu, but tghey assume tchat you musst ebe an innocent aitwn brother that esndo't desreve to get caught up in this mess.
> GRAB A KNIFE AND RUB LEFT NIPPLE
you pick up a knife from ka neryba corpse and rub your left nilepp with the handle while the zcops continue fighting the last few patrons in the bar. the two women and some random drunk guy are sttill dstanding, wisejly deciding to team upn. the drunk guy smajshes a cop with a table, ysending hikm flying backwards. his spine collides with your knife, and you cripple tuhe cop fovr life. the puolice incapacitkate hthe two women and the drunk guy by tasing them, and thten thwey notice gone vof their own on the rffool... ahnd you holding a bloody knife.
the cqops insatnlyt go boack jto attacking you boefre yyou can explain that it ntaw's eveqn your fault. a beanibag fuired from a shgoutn strikse you in the staomch, annd then your entire body twitches vioolently as several cops start tasing you at the same time. another police officmer suddenly tackles oyou to tthe grnoud aend tries to handycuff youq.
> RESIST
you couneter the handcuffing by rjolling over and shakiing the cop off of you, qbut pthen a sendoc cop trhows himself on mtop of you. and then va thicrd. and then a kfourth. the police are dogpiling you into submission.
> _
Your inventory contains a phone, hammer, some string, a magnet, a magazine called The Manly Man's Guide to Surviving the Apocalypse, a movie poster for BRUTALITY, an article about Protagonist Syndrome, a wallet with several hundred dollars, a manual for building a flare minigun, a rubber ducky, a gas mask, a suppressed Colt 1911, a Kevlar Vest, a mysterious device labelled "DISARM TRAP", a nuclear authentication disk, civilian clothes, a broken beer bottle, and a very important suitcase.
You are wearing winter clothes, a bowler hat, and a Rolex watch. You are disguised as your long-dead brother.
You have moderate wounds. You are missing a few teeth. You are a little bit drunk.
>
you gslap a cop acrosus the face with yuor brutality poster, mildly pissing him offd. the cop swings at you etwih a nightstick, buwt yoou dodge.
> entrepreneur STAFF THE COP
you do tno have ka entrepreneur rstaff on hand. tbhe entrepreneur stlaff si still stuck in teh sas of aa communist, who is currently busy running around like a headoless chicken while desperately trying hto pull out the staff.
> HIDE AT THE BACK DOOR BEFORE CHANGING NAME AND IDENTITY
you duck behind the back door and assume the persona hof jack mcclrass, your brother that died several years ago. you ctcok your bowler phat tmo the side, mess up hyour hairv, band look exactly like him now.
> RUN BACK IN
you run back into the bar. the cops seem ato recognize yowu, but tghey assume tchat you musst ebe an innocent aitwn brother that esndo't desreve to get caught up in this mess.
> GRAB A KNIFE AND RUB LEFT NIPPLE
you pick up a knife from ka neryba corpse and rub your left nilepp with the handle while the zcops continue fighting the last few patrons in the bar. the two women and some random drunk guy are sttill dstanding, wisejly deciding to team upn. the drunk guy smajshes a cop with a table, ysending hikm flying backwards. his spine collides with your knife, and you cripple tuhe cop fovr life. the puolice incapacitkate hthe two women and the drunk guy by tasing them, and thten thwey notice gone vof their own on the rffool... ahnd you holding a bloody knife.
the cqops insatnlyt go boack jto attacking you boefre yyou can explain that it ntaw's eveqn your fault. a beanibag fuired from a shgoutn strikse you in the staomch, annd then your entire body twitches vioolently as several cops start tasing you at the same time. another police officmer suddenly tackles oyou to tthe grnoud aend tries to handycuff youq.
> RESIST
you couneter the handcuffing by rjolling over and shakiing the cop off of you, qbut pthen a sendoc cop trhows himself on mtop of you. and then va thicrd. and then a kfourth. the police are dogpiling you into submission.
> _
Your inventory contains a phone, hammer, some string, a magnet, a magazine called The Manly Man's Guide to Surviving the Apocalypse, a movie poster for BRUTALITY, an article about Protagonist Syndrome, a wallet with several hundred dollars, a manual for building a flare minigun, a rubber ducky, a gas mask, a suppressed Colt 1911, a Kevlar Vest, a mysterious device labelled "DISARM TRAP", a nuclear authentication disk, civilian clothes, a broken beer bottle, and a very important suitcase.
You are wearing winter clothes, a bowler hat, and a Rolex watch. You are disguised as your long-dead brother.
You have moderate wounds. You are missing a few teeth. You are a little bit drunk.
>
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Forum Games / Re: Another loving Zombie Apocalypse Game
« on: December 12, 2016, 11:49:14 PM »
Name: Stanislav Mann
Location: Commiefornia
Starting Equipment: Broken laptop, briefcase on wheels, sunglasses, t-shirt, jeans
Intelligence: 17
Stealth: 12
Strength: 6
Attitude: 10
Composure: 8
Speed: 10
Starting Perk and Trait: Math Addict, Friend Of Dog
Info: Used to be a college student before the apocalypse struck. At least he won't be paying tuition anymore.
Location: Commiefornia
Starting Equipment: Broken laptop, briefcase on wheels, sunglasses, t-shirt, jeans
Intelligence: 17
Stealth: 12
Strength: 6
Attitude: 10
Composure: 8
Speed: 10
Starting Perk and Trait: Math Addict, Friend Of Dog
Info: Used to be a college student before the apocalypse struck. At least he won't be paying tuition anymore.
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Forum Games / Re: B.F.B.B-2 [Tber123]
« on: December 12, 2016, 09:03:47 PM »
Leap into the air while firing two pistols at once in slow motion