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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 19, 2015, 09:20:06 PM »

ADOPT KISS-KISS

You drive to the Pet Store and adopt Kiss-Kiss.

check out where president rush is going to for the next few days

President Rush is going to be meeting Vladimir Putin in a few days according to the news.

Kiss-Kiss the cat is healthy.
YOU are healthy

It is 7:00 PM and it is a overcast, cloudy day.
Special notes: Massively increased police presence due to deadliest school shooting in history, general depression in the populace resulting in less people out there and businesses closing, threat of Ventilator hitsquads randomly appearing

Things to do
Become President

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (5/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (9/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (12/30 rounds, 1 5.56x45mm mags) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 6 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left) LUGER P08 (5/8 rounds, 1 9x19mm mag) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL ( 0darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD GAS GRENADE x1 TASER SHOTGUN (3/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (7/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)

OTHER ITEMS: SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock) WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE (Half eaten) DEAD MARTIAN ADVANCED LAPTOP x2 ADVANCED TABLET x2 SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS INTERNET DOMINATION PLANS CCS BACKERS LIST SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 0%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 19, 2015, 09:08:05 PM »

Ask God to give us Snidley and Kiss-Kiss back.

You pray to God for Snidley back. (Kiss-Kiss is still at the pet store.) You get no response.

Ask if he goes fast.

You write a letter to the President asking if he goes fast.

post president rush's internet domination plans all over the internet to create an uproar against him

You leak President Rush's internet domination plans to the news! This should get everyone riled up, and hopefully President Rush will be impeached.

Attend Snidley's funeral. He was a good friend that first time.

You attend the funeral right as it starts raining. A dozen or so people attend and Snidley's friend describes him as the best British Bouncer there ever was.

YOU are healthy

It is 7:00 PM and it is a overcast, cloudy day.
Special notes: Massively increased police presence due to deadliest school shooting in history, general depression in the populace resulting in less people out there and businesses closing, threat of Ventilator hitsquads randomly appearing

Things to do
Become President

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (5/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (9/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (12/30 rounds, 1 5.56x45mm mags) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 6 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left) LUGER P08 (5/8 rounds, 1 9x19mm mag) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL ( 0darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD GAS GRENADE x1 TASER SHOTGUN (3/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (7/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)

OTHER ITEMS: SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock) WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE (Half eaten) DEAD MARTIAN ADVANCED LAPTOP x2 ADVANCED TABLET x2 SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS INTERNET DOMINATION PLANS CCS BACKERS LIST SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 0%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: July 19, 2015, 08:34:21 PM »

who is the current president of the usa? (in this reality)

President Rush. No relation to Bush.

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 19, 2015, 08:32:05 PM »

Run to the hospital's emergency room and say you just fell down 30 flights of stairs and need immediate medical attention.

You run to the hospital for medical aid while still in disguise as a police officer. The Nurse spots you and.... Actually doesn't act like a jackass for once.

"A police officer in need of healing! Second floor upstairs for free, no need to harvest your organs or anything!" He nervously laughs, trembles slightly, and ducks behind a wall. Two hours later, you walk out of the hospital completely healed. The Gunslinger heads home.

YOU are healthy

It is 6:30 PM and it is a overcast, cloudy day.
Special notes: Massively increased police presence due to deadliest school shooting in history, general depression in the populace resulting in less people out there and businesses closing, threat of Ventilator hitsquads randomly appearing

Things to do
Become President

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (5/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (9/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (12/30 rounds, 1 5.56x45mm mags) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 6 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left) LUGER P08 (5/8 rounds, 1 9x19mm mag) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL ( 0darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD GAS GRENADE x1 TASER SHOTGUN (3/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (7/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)

OTHER ITEMS: SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock) WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE (Half eaten) DEAD MARTIAN ADVANCED LAPTOP x2 ADVANCED TABLET x2 SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS INTERNET DOMINATION PLANS CCS BACKERS LIST SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 0%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 19, 2015, 08:17:22 PM »

it should end with the entire earth jacking off by USA laws because you eventually become the president

New Objective Added: Become President

use bloodlust control pills

kill the evil conscience with willpower

i like your ending plans
make it so that the epic final boss happens while the universe is tearing apart

You consume the Bloodlust Control Pills.

"No! You barely got to know me!" Your Evil Conscience screams as he fades away.

Snidley Whiplash runs away screaming!
SWAT Van MISTAKENLY runs over Snidley Whiplash, steamrollering him into a thin red paste!
Four SWAT Vans burst into the scene right as a you equip a police disguise.

"Jesus christ, what happened here?" A SWAT Officer says before looking at the nametag on your police disguise. "Johnson, right? we'll have to fabricate a story that they all shot first. Now go before Internal Affairs gets up your ass."

The Gunslinger(Drunk, passed out) armed with Big Iron .600 Revolver
YOU are Majorly Wounded!

It is 4:30 PM and it is a overcast, cloudy day.
Special notes: Massively increased police presence due to deadliest school shooting in history, general depression in the populace resulting in less people out there and businesses closing, threat of Ventilator hitsquads randomly appearing

Things to do
Become President

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (5/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (9/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (12/30 rounds, 1 5.56x45mm mags) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 6 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left) LUGER P08 (5/8 rounds, 1 9x19mm mag) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL ( 0darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD GAS GRENADE x1 TASER SHOTGUN (3/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (7/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)

OTHER ITEMS: SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock) WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE (Half eaten) DEAD MARTIAN ADVANCED LAPTOP x2 ADVANCED TABLET x2 SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS INTERNET DOMINATION PLANS CCS BACKERS LIST SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 0%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually), Evil Conscience

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: July 19, 2015, 06:34:45 PM »

Also on a side note how the hell should BLOODLUST end in the far future? My current plans for the endgame are "Defeat the Ventilators and destroy your creator in a epic final boss fight, allowing you to take control of the Fourth Wall."

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 19, 2015, 06:30:00 PM »

forget that

Just teleport and forget off.  Break to fourth wall and teleport to a hiding spot in the Ventilator's HQ.

And then:

You magically loving teleport and break the fourth wall.

"Hey! You weren't supposed to do that!"

God fires at Protagonist with Akimbo Death Ion Cannons!

GAME OVER

Last time bloodlust hit 100% the 4th wall broke

Notthistime

vomit while chanting the almighty words to summon the dark lord, badspot

A wild Badspot appears!
Badspot drags Shannon Hyram to the Fail Bin and dissapears!

take out the teacup blaster, point it at the club owner's head, and ask him if you can quickly have some tea. and then blast him in the face.

"Care for some tea?" You ask the Club Owner as you are restrained.

"W-What the fu---"

*KABLAM*

Club Owner Ogden Brad's head explodes!

take a deep breath

then detonate a gas grenade

You struggle free and throw a gas grenade into the mass of Bouncers!

Snidley Whiplash grasps at his throat and collapses as he struggles for air!
Jadyn Harold struggles for air!
Cyril Henry blows his own brains out to avoid such a fate!
Derick Jack dives for cover!

"I think its time for jack... to let er rip!

Protagonist lunges at Lovel Esmund with a Templar Sword!
Bryson Phil HEROICALLY shields Lovel Esmund!
Bryson Phil is slowly chopped up into pieces, screaming in pain all the way!
Lovel Esmund tries to stab Protagonist in the back while he is distracted with torturing Bryson Phil!
Protagonist backhands Lovel Esmund and continues cutting up Bryson Phil!

Effect Gained: Evil Conscience

"Yeah! Cut him up! Cut him up!" Evil Conscience eggs you on. "I bet he probably deserved it! Did you know this guy is an adulterer and a communist sympathizer that beats his wife?"

Lovel Esmund breaks into tears and begs for his life! He's a world-famous soccer player! He'll give you his autograph!
Jadyn Harold suffocates on the gas grenade.

You continue cutting up the poor bodyguard until his screams die down in his throat. Next up is Lovel Esmund, and you'll make his death excruciating.

Derick Jack suffocates on the gas grenade.
The Gunslinger stumbles around blindly before passing out from the alcohol.
Snidley Whiplash drags himself outside of the gas grenade's radius and recomposes himself before firing at you with his S&W Model 629, hitting you square in the back!
Lovel Esmund finally stops screaming and dies.

"That was a sloppy execution!" Evil Conscience begins. "He died too quick!"

Snidley Whiplash empties his entire revolver into you, runs out of ammo, drops to his knees, and begs for his life!

Snidley Whiplash
The Gunslinger(Drunk, passed out) armed with Big Iron .600 Revolver
YOU are Majorly Wounded and bleeding!

It is 4:00 PM and it is a overcast, cloudy day.
Special notes: Massively increased police presence due to deadliest school shooting in history, general depression in the populace resulting in less people out there and businesses closing, threat of Ventilator hitsquads randomly appearing

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (5/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (9/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (12/30 rounds, 1 5.56x45mm mags) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 6 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left) LUGER P08 (5/8 rounds, 1 9x19mm mag) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL ( 0darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD GAS GRENADE x1 TASER SHOTGUN (3/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (7/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)

OTHER ITEMS: SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock) WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE (Half eaten) DEAD MARTIAN ADVANCED LAPTOP x2 ADVANCED TABLET x2 SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS INTERNET DOMINATION PLANS CCS BACKERS LIST SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: MAXED OUT(Painful, drawn out kills, everyone turns hostile and shoots on sight)
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually), Evil Conscience
SWAT TEAMS ALARMED

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: July 19, 2015, 05:58:11 PM »

I enter the place and hide. Yes me.

What

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 19, 2015, 05:53:27 PM »

Don't kill anyone...the SWAT was just on your side.

Tell them you are trying to ascertain a certain power and can only attain it via punching the god of insanity, Xel'otath

You scream about trying to attain power by punching the god of insanity! The Bouncers stand down, but they won't excuse the fact that you murdered a random dude by smashing his head in and hold you down while they wait for the cops to arrive!

Club Owner Ogden Brad armed with Tommy Gun, Medium Armor
MINIBOSS: Snidley Whiplash armed with SW Model 629
Bouncer Jadyn Harold armed with SW Model 27
Bouncer Cyril Henry armed with M1911A1
Bouncer Derick Jack armed with Beretta 1919
Soccer Player Lovel Esmund armed with Kitchen Knife
Bodyguard Shannon Hyram(In Cover) armed with Glock 18
Bodyguard Bryson Phil(Shielding Lovel Esmund) armed with Glock 18

The Gunslinger(Drunk) armed with Big Iron .600 Revolver
YOU are badly wounded and bleeding! You are being restrained by Bouncers until the cops arrive!

It is 4:00 PM and it is a overcast, cloudy day.
Special notes: Massively increased police presence due to deadliest school shooting in history, general depression in the populace resulting in less people out there and businesses closing, threat of Ventilator hitsquads randomly appearing

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (5/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (9/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (12/30 rounds, 1 5.56x45mm mags) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 6 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left) LUGER P08 (5/8 rounds, 1 9x19mm mag) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL ( 0darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD GAS GRENADE x2 TASER SHOTGUN (3/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (7/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded) TEACUP BLASTER (One time use disguised gun)

OTHER ITEMS: SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock) WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE (Half eaten) DEAD MARTIAN ADVANCED LAPTOP x2 ADVANCED TABLET x2 SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS INTERNET DOMINATION PLANS CCS BACKERS LIST SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: MAXED OUT(Painful, drawn out kills, everyone turns hostile and shoots on sight)
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)
SWAT TEAMS ALARMED

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 19, 2015, 05:44:51 PM »

Leave the building, but not without clearing tables with sweeps of your arms.

You rush towards the front doors while being fired upon!

Snidley Whiplash moves to the door, blocks it, and kicks you away!
Cyril Henry fires at Protagonist with his 1911, hitting the torso!
Jadyn Harold fires the SW Model 27 and misses!
Derick Jack fires the Beretta 1919 at Protagonist, hitting the legs!
Lovel Esmund slashes at Protagonist with a kitchen knife, but misses!
Shannon Hyram dives behind a table for cover and sprays the Glock 18 in your general direction!
Bryson Phil gets in front of Lovel Esmund and acts as a human shield!

"What the hell is going on down there? I'll deal with you personally!" The Club Owner screams as he charges down the stairs from his office.

Club Owner Ogden Brad armed with Tommy Gun, Medium Armor
MINIBOSS: Snidley Whiplash armed with SW Model 629
Bouncer Jadyn Harold armed with SW Model 27
Bouncer Cyril Henry armed with M1911A1
Bouncer Derick Jack armed with Beretta 1919
Soccer Player Lovel Esmund armed with Kitchen Knife
Bodyguard Shannon Hyram(In Cover) armed with Glock 18
Bodyguard Bryson Phil(Shielding Lovel Esmund) armed with Glock 18

The Gunslinger(Drunk) armed with Big Iron .600 Revolver
YOU are badly wounded and bleeding

It is 4:00 PM and it is a overcast, cloudy day.
Special notes: Massively increased police presence due to deadliest school shooting in history, general depression in the populace resulting in less people out there and businesses closing, threat of Ventilator hitsquads randomly appearing

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (5/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (9/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (12/30 rounds, 1 5.56x45mm mags) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 6 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left) LUGER P08 (5/8 rounds, 1 9x19mm mag) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL ( 0darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD GAS GRENADE x2 TASER SHOTGUN (3/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (7/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded) TEACUP BLASTER (One time use disguised gun)

OTHER ITEMS: SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock) WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE (Half eaten) DEAD MARTIAN ADVANCED LAPTOP x2 ADVANCED TABLET x2 SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS INTERNET DOMINATION PLANS CCS BACKERS LIST SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: MAXED OUT(Painful, drawn out kills, everyone turns hostile and shoots on sight)
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)
SWAT TEAMS ALARMED

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 19, 2015, 05:34:48 PM »

You forgot about David Cage's first game.

Indigo Prophecy.  What a horrible night to play- er, I mean watch a train wreck.

You take out your smartphone and start watching a video of Indigo Prophecy when suddenly some random world-famous soccer player saunters into the room. Everyone gasps in amazement and the Bouncers let him in with no questions asked. You go back to your smartpone and cringe at Indingo Prophecy, adding more to your Bloodlust. You go completely mad, and it is very visible. You lose control of yourself for a brief few seconds and let the rage flow. You grab a random guy's face before bashing it into the table several times, cracking his skull open.

Nearby civilians begin screaming and running to the doors while the Bouncers whip out guns. "You had your chance!" A bouncer screams. Another Bouncer hits the panic button and alarms begin wailing.

"Block the doors! He's not escaping us!" A third Bouncer yells as he moves for the door while world-famous soccer player Lovel Esmund grabs a knife to defend himself with.

MINIBOSS: Snidley Whiplash armed with SW Model 629
Bouncer Jadyn Harold armed with SW Model 27
Bouncer Cyril Henry armed with M1911A1
Bouncer Derick Jack armed with Beretta 1919
Soccer Player Lovel Esmund armed with Kitchen Knife
Bodyguard Shannon Hyram armed with Glock 18
Bodyguard Bryson Phil armed with Glock 18

The Gunslinger(Drunk) armed with Big Iron .600 Revolver
YOU are badly wounded

It is 4:00 PM and it is a overcast, cloudy day.
Special notes: Massively increased police presence due to deadliest school shooting in history, general depression in the populace resulting in less people out there and businesses closing, threat of Ventilator hitsquads randomly appearing

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (5/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (9/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (12/30 rounds, 1 5.56x45mm mags) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 6 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left) LUGER P08 (5/8 rounds, 1 9x19mm mag) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL ( 0darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD GAS GRENADE x2 TASER SHOTGUN (3/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (7/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded) TEACUP BLASTER (One time use disguised gun)

OTHER ITEMS: SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock) WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE (Half eaten) DEAD MARTIAN ADVANCED LAPTOP x2 ADVANCED TABLET x2 SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS INTERNET DOMINATION PLANS CCS BACKERS LIST SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: MAXED OUT(Painful, drawn out kills, everyone turns hostile and shoots on sight)
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)
SWAT TEAMS ALARMED

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 19, 2015, 05:20:22 PM »

drag the gunslinger away and give him a bite of your cookie to calm him down

The Gunslinger chomps down on the cookie and is temporarily distracted by how fine it is. The doors of the Gentleman's Club open and a few gangsters walk in for some partying. The Gunslinger mumbles drunkenly as he sits down on the bar and challenges a random guy to a drinking contest.

stuffe
well then
just re-order the gravity suit and armor

You re-order the Gravity Suit and Armor when a man smashes through the skylight and takes it away before slapping you in the face with a note and teleporting out.

THE VENTILATED ORDER OF THE FOURTH WALL
Too OP.

The Gunslinger(Drunk) armed with Big Iron .600 Revolver
YOU are badly wounded

It is 4:00 PM and it is a overcast, cloudy day.
Special notes: Massively increased police presence due to deadliest school shooting in history, general depression in the populace resulting in less people out there and businesses closing, threat of Ventilator hitsquads randomly appearing

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (5/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (9/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (12/30 rounds, 1 5.56x45mm mags) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 6 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left) LUGER P08 (5/8 rounds, 1 9x19mm mag) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL ( 0darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD GAS GRENADE x2 TASER SHOTGUN (3/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (7/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded) TEACUP BLASTER (One time use disguised gun)

OTHER ITEMS: SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock) WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE (Half eaten) DEAD MARTIAN ADVANCED LAPTOP x2 ADVANCED TABLET x2 SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS INTERNET DOMINATION PLANS CCS BACKERS LIST SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 73%(Slow and violent melee kills, painful nonlethal takedowns, limp and livid, suspicious to to others, cops will interrogate, gangsters will verbally warn you to stay back)
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 19, 2015, 05:05:21 PM »

buy gravity suit and armor at metagamer HQ
or is that destroyed?

Destroyed completely, everyone's dead. No more Metagamers.

Assure them that you're okay.

Don't kill anyone...the SWAT was just on your side.

Tell them you are trying to ascertain a certain power and can only attain it via punching the god of insanity, Xel'otath

"You don't look right. Something's up with you. Cause any trouble and you're out." The Bouncers leave you alone from here on out, but the Gunslinger stumbles around drunkenly challenging everyone to a fight!

The Gunslinger(Drunk) armed with Big Iron .600 Revolver
YOU are badly wounded

It is 4:00 PM and it is a overcast, cloudy day.
Special notes: Massively increased police presence due to deadliest school shooting in history, general depression in the populace resulting in less people out there and businesses closing, threat of Ventilator hitsquads randomly appearing

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (5/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (9/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (12/30 rounds, 1 5.56x45mm mags) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 6 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left) LUGER P08 (5/8 rounds, 1 9x19mm mag) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL ( 0darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD GAS GRENADE x2 TASER SHOTGUN (3/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (7/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded) TEACUP BLASTER (One time use disguised gun)

OTHER ITEMS: SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock) WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE DEAD MARTIAN ADVANCED LAPTOP x2 ADVANCED TABLET x2 SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS INTERNET DOMINATION PLANS CCS BACKERS LIST SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 73%(Slow and violent melee kills, painful nonlethal takedowns, limp and livid, suspicious to to others, cops will interrogate, gangsters will verbally warn you to stay back)
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 19, 2015, 04:29:46 PM »

sure why not lets go

You arrive at the Gentleman's Club to see a bouncer named Snidley Whiplash beating the crap out of a drunken man. You head inside and The Gunslinger gets utterly stufffaced on alcohol.

Increase bloodlust, I want to break trough that 4th wall.
[insert evil laugh here]

Increase it by playing one of David Cage's games, getting angry at the terrible writing, horrible gameplay and extremely tribal/loveist activites within said ga-
oh wait it's not a game at all.

Overdrive your bloodlust
practically become invicible
become robocop

You watch a video of Heavy Rain and Beyond:Two Souls and cringe at the writing.

+50 Bloodlust

(You now have very little sanity, and it is very visible! Bouncers and bar patrons notice your lack of sanity!)

You attempt to increase your Bloodlust to 100% by watching another video of Heavy Rain when the bouncers approach you!

"Sir... Are you feeling alright? I'm gonna have to ask you to leave..." Bouncer Jadyn Harold approaches you while silently signalling for backup. Nearby civilians back away from you, and some of them whip out phones.

Bouncer Snidley Whiplash armed with bare hands
Bouncer Jadyn Harold armed with bare hands
Bouncer Johnathan Hinsa armed with bare hands
The Gunslinger(Drunk) armed with Big Iron .600 Revolver
YOU are badly wounded

It is 4:00 PM and it is a overcast, cloudy day.
Special notes: Massively increased police presence due to deadliest school shooting in history, general depression in the populace resulting in less people out there and businesses closing, threat of Ventilator hitsquads randomly appearing

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (5/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (9/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (12/30 rounds, 1 5.56x45mm mags) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 6 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left) LUGER P08 (5/8 rounds, 1 9x19mm mag) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL ( 0darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD GAS GRENADE x2 TASER SHOTGUN (3/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (7/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded) TEACUP BLASTER (One time use disguised gun)

OTHER ITEMS: SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock) WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE DEAD MARTIAN ADVANCED LAPTOP x2 ADVANCED TABLET x2 SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS INTERNET DOMINATION PLANS CCS BACKERS LIST SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 73%(Slow and violent melee kills, painful nonlethal takedowns, limp and livid, suspicious to to others, cops will interrogate, gangsters will verbally warn you to stay back)
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)

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Forum Games / Re: Whatz ur fav item from above user's signature? 100 pages? lets add a 0 to dat :3

« on: July 19, 2015, 03:49:13 PM »