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Forum Games / Re: Dice with 100 sides

« on: July 19, 2015, 03:47:09 PM »

Send the M60 Spider Army to terrorize arachnophobes. Take over their land.

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Gallery / Re: Some random hostage situation screenshots

« on: July 19, 2015, 03:41:28 PM »

that one thug's shotgun isn't even loaded

He'll be dramatically flipping his shotgun open and loading it before aiming at Kompressor's head when the cameras are rolling for intimidation value.

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Games / Re: Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain/Ground Zeroes discussion

« on: July 19, 2015, 02:56:15 PM »

I kinda hate the instant alerts in the MGSGZ. One marine spots me in the middle of nowhere, yells "CONTACT!" and the entire base goes into a frenzy. In MGS2 getting spotted wasn't an instant alert IIRC. The guards actually had to radio in that there was an intruder, giving you time to take out the guards before an alert was raised.

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Off Topic / Re: Favorite VGM thread

« on: July 19, 2015, 02:50:22 PM »

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Clear Sky - Bandit Radio
Deus Ex UNATCO Return: Raging Battle
Deus Ex Ocean Lab 1: Shootout (Kinda reminds me of a Nintendo game for some reason)
MoF Stage 3- The Gensokyo the Gods Loved (Good stage theme from the Touhou games)

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Off Topic / Re: My husband is dead and our 20 year marriage has finally come to an end

« on: July 19, 2015, 02:41:48 PM »

What was your husband/chair like before his death?

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 19, 2015, 02:36:29 PM »

Order gravity suits and armor that goes with it for all the swat members and you

You order some Gravity Suits and high-tech body armor, but the Ventilator in the SUV runs you over when you go to collect it and steals it for himself.

Congratulations, the Ventilator SUV is now armored and so is the driver.

Give the only sane man a medkit, tell him to heal himself, and fire at the remote controlled rifles with your luger.

talk to only sane man about what happened and heal him

You take aim with the Luger and pop off a few rounds at the Rifles, aiming for the sensors. You miss completely due to how tiny the sensors are. Only Sane Man tells you he was attacked out of nowhere and you stabilize him with a medkit.

Tell Only Sane Man that his name is not Bevis

"What's your real name? It can't possibly be Bevis." You ask Only Sane Man.

"My actual name is---" Only Sane Man's words are drowned out by the SWATs and the Ventilator SUV firing at eachother.

Use Sniper Cannon on the Ventilator SUV.  And treat Bevis Jaron before he dies so he doesn't die.

You brace yourself and fire the Sniper Cannon, hitting the Ventilator SUV and knocking it over. It barrel rolls into the SWATs and squishes them.

Oops.

Scribble a big hammer and sickle and flash it at the SUV, then run like stuff

You run into a nearby Arts and Crafts store, swipe some huge construction paper, scribble a hammer and sickle, and quickly throw it onto the SUV before running like hell. Only Sane Man calls for an ambulance and is driven off to the Hospital while the Gunslinger suggests that the both of you go to the Gentleman's Club and have a drink together.


The Gunslinger armed with Big Iron .600 Revolver
YOU are badly wounded

It is 3:50 PM and it is a overcast, cloudy day.
Special notes: Massively increased police presence due to deadliest school shooting in history, general depression in the populace resulting in less people out there and businesses closing, threat of Ventilator hitsquads randomly appearing

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (5/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (9/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (12/30 rounds, 1 5.56x45mm mags) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 6 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left) LUGER P08 (5/8 rounds, 1 9x19mm mag) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL ( 0darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD GAS GRENADE x2 TASER SHOTGUN (3/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (7/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded) TEACUP BLASTER (One time use disguised gun)

OTHER ITEMS: SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock) WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE DEAD MARTIAN ADVANCED LAPTOP x2 ADVANCED TABLET x2 SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS INTERNET DOMINATION PLANS CCS BACKERS LIST SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 23%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)

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Forum Games / Re: Dice with 100 sides

« on: July 19, 2015, 02:27:54 PM »

Yell at Mr Queeba and NotBomberGuy to update Academic/Prison Break

Hack the forums and unban ourselves

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Games / Re: Most annoying and fustrating NPCs in games

« on: July 19, 2015, 12:31:25 PM »

STALKER.

Oh boy, STALKER. Where the voice acting can get repetitive sometimes.

"GET OUT OF HEER STALKER" (Over and over. Constantly.)
"HOWDY HO!" (Every single time you pass by someone.)
"POPPIN SUMTIEM IT CAN BE FUN AROUND HEEEEERE!" or "ALOHAAAAA!" (Hawaiian never shutting the hell up)

The monolith troopers in Call of Pripyat also count due to how easily they can kill the other military members, especially the preacher with his Gauss Rifle. Then there's the final stretch of the game...

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Forum Games / Re: Dice with 100 sides

« on: July 19, 2015, 12:21:26 PM »

Counterspam Betelgese with research

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 19, 2015, 12:19:49 PM »

go back to the superior format, bloodlust, sanity is just dumb

Sanity Meter has worn off.

Make all the enemies into communists.  And then murder them all.

Protagonist crudely draws a hammer and sickle on some binder paper and tosses it at the Ventilators!
Ventilator Heavies 1 and 3 can't see stuff due to the paper in their eyes!

Use a medkit on Erle Trey and shoot the remaining heavies with your M4 Carbine

You heal Erle, take aim at the Heavies with the M4, and fire a burst into their skulls. Surprisingly, they survive. You fire another burst into their skulls and the first heavy goes down.

Grab the G2 from it's holster, Spin it like Robocop / a cowboy and Aim it at the third Heavy's face

You grab the G2 and twirl it Robocop-style, making sure that you load the gun only after spinning it. You wouldn't want to blow off your leg by accidentally pulling the trigger, after all. The third Ventilator Heavy goes down in one headshot.

Ventilator Heavies 1 and 3's guns both explode into pieces, denying you the loot!

You move outside the Police Station to find 63 dead Ventilators and one angry Ventilator in a SUV with several remote-controlled rifles mounted on it. The SWAT Officers that massacred the other Ventilators are still fighting it.

VENTILATOR SUV armed with Remote Controlled Rifle x4
Brave Patriotic Vigilante Osmond Brandy armed with Glock 17
Only Sane Man Bevis Jaron(Near Death, Bleeding)
SWAT Officer Benny Khan armed with MP5, SWAT armor
SWAT Officer Greg Seth(NearDeath) armed with M16A2
SWAT Officer Al Piers armed with M4
SWAT Officer Roland Lenard armed with M4
SWAT Officer Ivor Wilfrid armed with MP5
SWAT Officer Branden Aaron armed with M16A2
Police Interrogator Erle Trey(BadlyWounded) armed with .44 Revolver, Police Body Armor
The Gunslinger armed with Big Iron .600 Revolver
YOU are badly wounded

It is 2:00 PM and it is a overcast, cloudy day.
Special notes: Massively increased police presence due to deadliest school shooting in history, general depression in the populace resulting in less people out there and businesses closing

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (5/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (9/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (12/30 rounds, 1 5.56x45mm mags) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SNIPER CANNON (1 round) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 6 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left) LUGER P08 (7/8 rounds, 1 9x19mm mag) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL ( 0darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD GAS GRENADE x2 TASER SHOTGUN (3/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (7/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded) TEACUP BLASTER (One time use disguised gun)

OTHER ITEMS: SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock) WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE DEAD MARTIAN ADVANCED LAPTOP x2 ADVANCED TABLET x2 SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS INTERNET DOMINATION PLANS CCS BACKERS LIST SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 23%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)

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Forum Games / Re: Dice with 100 sides

« on: July 19, 2015, 12:02:35 PM »

Watch the POSTAL movie by Uwe Boll and hope you don't get cancer

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Forum Games / Re: Whatz ur fav item from above user's signature? 100 pages? lets add a 0 to dat :3

« on: July 19, 2015, 01:55:59 AM »

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 19, 2015, 01:53:17 AM »

Tie remmington to the m4 carbine
Say "Go ahead, make my day!"
Mow them down

You tie your shotgun to the M4 and fire them both at once after uttering "Go ahead, make my day!". Surprisingly, the recoil is too much and you lose control of the gun, spraying it in all directions, killing SWAT Officer Tristin Leonard and wounding Police Interrogator Erle Trey.

The Gunslinger fires the Big Iron at Ventilator Heavy 2, easily piercing through the armor and packing a huge wallop!
Ventilator Heavy 2 sweats profusely, murmurs something good about Jesus, and passes away.
SWAT Officer Benny Khan fires a burst from the MP5 at Ventilator Heavy 3, hitting the chest 5 times!
SWAT Officer Melville Cortney fires a burst from the MP5 at Ventilator Heavy 3, hitting the head twice!
Police Interrogator Erle Trey stumbles against a wall in pain and clutches at his wounds.
Ventilator Heavy 1 fires a burst from the M249, shredding SWAT Officer Melville Cortney!
Ventilator Heavy 3 whispers incoherently in pain.


Ventilator Heavy 1(ERROR: Cannot determine name) (Badly Wounded) armed with M249, ultraheavy armor
Ventilator Heavy 3(ERROR: Cannot determine name) (Extreme wounds) armed with M249, ultraheavy armor
SWAT Officer Benny Khan armed with MP5, SWAT armor
Police Interrogator Erle Trey(Near Death) armed with .44 Revolver, Police Body Armor
The Gunslinger armed with Big Iron .600 Revolver
YOU are badly wounded

It is 2:00 PM and it is a overcast, cloudy day.
Special notes: Massively increased police presence due to deadliest school shooting in history, general depression in the populace resulting in less people out there and businesses closing

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (5/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (9/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (18/30 rounds, 1 5.56x45mm mags) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SNIPER CANNON (1 round) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 7 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left) LUGER P08 (7/8 rounds, 1 9x19mm mag) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL ( 0darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD GAS GRENADE x2 TASER SHOTGUN (3/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (7/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded) TEACUP BLASTER (One time use disguised gun)

OTHER ITEMS: SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock) WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE DEAD MARTIAN ADVANCED LAPTOP x2 ADVANCED TABLET x2 SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS INTERNET DOMINATION PLANS CCS BACKERS LIST SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST SANITY: 62%(Disturbed)
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 19, 2015, 12:56:03 AM »

use your name-glance-bility to find out what their names are

You attempt to use your Name-Glancebility!

Ventilator Infiltrator is immune to having her name revealed!
Ventilator Infiltrator is immune to having his name revealed!
Ventilator Infiltrator is immune to having her name revealed!

Throw your stuff at their eyes and peacefully take them down.

You throw your own fecal matter at the Ventilator's eyes and peacefully beat them down with your bare hands.

Go find your stuff.
Edit: Suddenly. Deadpool.

Fourth wall breaking FTW

You sprint off to find your stuff. You head to the front of the Police Station where you see SWAT Officers with your gear fending off the rest of the Ventilators. You politely ask for your gear back.

"Here ya go. Didn't need this anyway when I can kill with a M16 just fine." One SWAT replies.

The Ventilators blow open the front doors of the police station, and three wounded survivors charge in firing M249s!

Ventilator Heavy 1(ERROR: Cannot determine name) (Wounded) armed with M249, ultraheavy armor
Ventilator Heavy 2(ERROR: Cannot determine name) (Badly wounded) armed with M249, ultraheavy armor
Ventilator Heavy 3(ERROR: Cannot determine name) (Badly wounded) armed with M249, ultraheavy armor
SWAT Officer Benny Khan armed with MP5, SWAT armor
SWAT Officer Tristin Leonard armed with MP5, SWAT armor
SWAT Officer Melville Cortney armed with MP5, SWAT armor
Police Interrogator Erle Trey armed with .44 Revolver, Police Body Armor
The Gunslinger armed with Big Iron .600 Revolver
YOU are badly wounded

It is 2:00 PM and it is a overcast, cloudy day.
Special notes: Massively increased police presence due to deadliest school shooting in history, general depression in the populace resulting in less people out there and businesses closing

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (7/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (9/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (25/30 rounds, 1 5.56x45mm mags) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SNIPER CANNON (1 round) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 7 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left) LUGER P08 (7/8 rounds, 1 9x19mm mag) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL ( 0darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD GAS GRENADE x2 TASER SHOTGUN (3/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (7/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded) TEACUP BLASTER (One time use disguised gun)

OTHER ITEMS: SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock) WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE DEAD MARTIAN ADVANCED LAPTOP x2 ADVANCED TABLET x2 SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS INTERNET DOMINATION PLANS CCS BACKERS LIST SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST SANITY: 62%(Disturbed)
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 18, 2015, 10:08:46 PM »

'They do not, sir.'
stuff on the floor and ask to powder your nose.

"A-Are you stuffting on the floor? What the hell is wrong with you? And no, no powder for you."

find out what the gunslinger's name is

And have a sick brofist with Gunslinger.

The Gunslinger explains that "Gunslinger" really is his name. Don't ask why, ask his father. Except that you can't, since Pa is six feet under after being gunned down by the Craps gang. You have a brofist with the Gunslinger instead.

A suspicious police officer in a uniform too big for him bursts into the room, whips out a TEC-9 illegally modified for fully automatic fire, and takes aim at you!

say "Its time for jack... TO LET ER RIP"
massacre the living forget out of the ventilator

You quickly hack the Ventilator Infiltrator to death with a Templar Sword right before more Infiltrators show up and throw a grenade. A nearby Police Officer throws himself on the grenade and takes the brunt of the explosion.

Ventilator Infiltrator armed with MAC-10, Light Armor
Ventilator Infiltrator armed with Sawn-Off Double Barrel, Light Armor
Ventilator Infiltrator armed with Glock 17, Light Armor
Police Interrogator Erle Trey armed with .44 Revolver, Police Body Armor
The Gunslinger armed with Big Iron .600 Revolver
YOU are badly wounded

It is 2:00 PM and it is a overcast, cloudy day.
Special notes: Massively increased police presence due to deadliest school shooting in history, general depression in the populace resulting in less people out there and businesses closing

WEAPONS: PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (25/30 rounds, 1 5.56x45mm mags) TEACUP BLASTER (One time use disguised gun) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (7/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) LUGER P08 (7/8 rounds, 1 9x19mm mag) CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD

OTHER ITEMS: WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE VENTILATOR BADGE SMARTPHONE MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (STAB VEST)

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST SANITY: 62%(Disturbed)
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)