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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 18, 2015, 09:47:25 PM »

say that there's only one other person in the universe that knows about the alternate communism universe

...dramatic pause...

the gunslinger

"A gunslinger, eh? We know that guy. Some random vigilante. We'll bring him in to confirm your story."

Half an hour later, the Gunslinger is dragged into the interrogation room where he confirms your story.

lie and say that president Rush and his internet takeover bill was one of the most important causes for the rise of stalin

"President Rush's takeover bill caused the rise of Communism in America!" You shout.

"O-Okay, then." The Interrogator replies.

Stand up an roar at them about your stuff. Tell them you will not say another word unless you get your stuff back.

Tell them about all the Metagamers and what they could do.  Oh and that all the Metagamers were just killed by the Ventilators and that they probably stole your confiscated weapons and are using them right loving now.

(Ventilators aren't using confiscated weapons, the SWAT Teams guarding the PD are)

"I need my stuff back now! The Metagamers were all massacred by the Ventilators and I won't say another word until my gear is back!" You roar.

Another police officer enters the room and stunguns you before exiting to beat back another wave of Ventilator hitmen.

"Calm down, Boy." The interrogator replies. "Your story mostly checks out, even got a witness..... Alright, then. We'll send a man to retrieve the spare gear that isn't being used by our boys right now."

You listen closely and hear the shouts of a SWAT Team as they massacre wave after wave of Ventilator hitmen. A police officer arrives and gives you back some of your gear.

"One last question: Do these 'Ventilator's ever give up?"

Police Interrogator Erle Trey armed with .44 Revolver, Police Body Armor
The Gunslinger armed with Big Iron .600 Revolver
YOU are badly wounded

It is 2:00 PM and it is a overcast, cloudy day.
Special notes: Massively increased police presence due to deadliest school shooting in history, general depression in the populace resulting in less people out there and businesses closing

WEAPONS: PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (25/30 rounds, 1 5.56x45mm mags) TEACUP BLASTER (One time use disguised gun) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (7/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) LUGER P08 (7/8 rounds, 1 9x19mm mag) CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls)

OTHER ITEMS: WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE VENTILATOR BADGE SMARTPHONE MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (STAB VEST)

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST SANITY: 71%(Very disturbed)
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)

2597

Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 18, 2015, 09:18:30 PM »

roll back the save to before you got your weapons confiscated

ERROR: SAVE SCUMMING DISABLED BY VENTILATORS
Not this time, boy. -Ventilator Boss

Another Ventilator hitsquad arrives, but the SWAT team quickly cuts them down once again. You hear some very special weapons being fired, such as the alien raygun. Are they using your gear?

Explain the entire situation, what happened before, and now in a sane voice, then pleasantly ask for your stuff back.

lie that you are a time traveller from an alternate universe ruled by communism and that you have been sent back to this time period to make sure that stalin doesn't take over the world

"Sorta makes sense, I guess." The Interrogator replies. "But what the hell does looting and blowing up the Intelligence HQ have to do with stopping Communism? We have all the secret documents you stole from there. And no, you can't have your stuff back yet. Our boys are putting it to use against these 'Ventilator' hitmen you speak of."

Police Interrogator Erle Trey armed with .44 Revolver, Police Body Armor
YOU are badly wounded

It is 1:25 PM and it is a overcast, cloudy day.
Special notes: Massively increased police presence due to deadliest school shooting in history, general depression in the populace resulting in less people out there and businesses closing

WEAPONS:

OTHER ITEMS: WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE VENTILATOR BADGE SMARTPHONE MUSIC (SAXOPHONE)

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST SANITY: 71%(Very disturbed)
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)

2598

Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 18, 2015, 09:05:23 PM »

forget IT'S DAVID CAGE AND ALL THIS MISOGYNISTIC FRENCH MINIONS!

Quick!  Repeat "Game Overs are a failure of game design!" over and over and over while you run back to Metagamer HQ!

You scream about how game overs are a failure of game design while running to the Metagamer HQ. The Ventilators are waiting for you, and you are instantly blown away by a stuffton of guys with miniguns.

A FAILURE OF GAME DESIGN

get arrested by the SWAT team saying that you killed them all

they'll probably guard you 24/7 and put you in a secure jail cell
so that'll make it harder for the ventilators to get you

You run back to the SWAT Team and admit that you killed the Neo-national socialists. You are instantly tackled, tased, beaten, pepper sprayed, and stomped on before being hauled off to the police station for interrogation. You inform them about a group of hitmen and they ramp up security.  Gunfire sounds outside the police station, but the SWATs guarding the police station quickly blow away the Ventilators. A police interrogator enters the room.

"What the hell were you doing back there? Why are you so heavily armed? Where did you get all these confidential documents that could threaten national security if they were ever leaked? WHO and WHAT are you?"

Police Interrogator Erle Trey armed with .44 Revolver, Police Body Armor
YOU are badly wounded

It is 1:25 PM and it is a overcast, cloudy day.
Special notes: Massively increased police presence due to deadliest school shooting in history, general depression in the populace resulting in less people out there and businesses closing

WEAPONS:

OTHER ITEMS: WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE VENTILATOR BADGE SMARTPHONE MUSIC (SAXOPHONE)

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST SANITY: 71%(Very disturbed)
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)

2599

Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 18, 2015, 08:45:26 PM »

Tell the SWAT team you just brutally murdered the people who caused the shooting.

That's gotta count for something right???

go run away and hide

use advanced laptop to search up "Ventilators"

Why is this not in a game's SP campaign?

OT: loving run, they won't listen to stuff.

You dart into an alleyway before searching who the hell the Ventilators are on your advanced laptop. From the data that has been gathered, they are like the Metagamers, but they take a more "active" role with their fourth wall awareness ability. Things like using fourth wall awareness to identify the Protagonist and attempt to assassinate him because they can, for example.

Metagamer Guard suddenly calls you. You turn on your smartphone and answer it, but all you can hear is gunfire, explosions, and screaming.

"Don't forget with the Metagamers!" You hear a different Metagamer Guard scream as he sprays some sort of laser minigun at some unseen figure. Sniper fire rings out and you hear him gurgle blood before collapsing. Footsteps can be heard before you hear someone speak:

"That should be all of them. Hey, who's phone is that......................... .... Wait a minute! Its him! He's listening in on us! We're coming for you!"

They hang up the phone. Something bad obviously happened at the Metagamer HQ....

YOU are badly wounded

It is 12:23 PM and it is a overcast, cloudy day.
Special notes: Massively increased police presence due to deadliest school shooting in history, general depression in the populace resulting in less people out there and businesses closing

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (7/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (9/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (25/30 rounds, 1 5.56x45mm mags) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SNIPER CANNON (1 round) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 7 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left) LUGER P08 (7/8 rounds, 1 9x19mm mag) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL ( 0darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD GAS GRENADE x2 TASER SHOTGUN (3/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (7/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded) TEACUP BLASTER (One time use disguised gun)

OTHER ITEMS: SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock) WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE DEAD MARTIAN ADVANCED LAPTOP x2 ADVANCED TABLET x2 SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS INTERNET DOMINATION PLANS CCS BACKERS LIST SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST SANITY: 71%(Very disturbed)
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)
VENTILATOR HITSQUAD ARRIVING AT NEO-national socialist HIDEOUT

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 18, 2015, 08:33:20 PM »

Blast him with the Sniper Cannon and TJ's Custom M1911

You fire the Sniper Cannon and Custom 1911 at Robert only to see him do the matrix-dodge again!

those bullets keep missing
you gotta face him with the templar sword

You charge at the last surviving Neo-national socialist with a sword and do a downwards slice. He jumps to the side, kicks you away, and reloads the assault cannon. You charge him again and thrust the sword into his leg, reducing his mobility! He kicks you away again and prepares to fire the Assault Cannon, but a quick tasing followed by slowly hacking him to death with a sword solves that.

Summon a Trackingpoint AR-15 and hit him in the head with all the ammo. (The gun is insanely good.)

Holy stuff is that an aimbot in real life? Too insanely good for this thread to be summoned out of nowhere though.

Police sirens begin to sound as five SWAT Vans burst into the scene, investigating the gunfire!

A stuffton of SWATs that I can't be bothered to give names for all armed with M16A2
YOU are badly wounded

It is 11:58 AM and it is a overcast, cloudy day.
Special notes: Massively increased police presence due to deadliest school shooting in history, general depression in the populace resulting in less people out there and businesses closing

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (7/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (9/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (25/30 rounds, 1 5.56x45mm mags) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SNIPER CANNON (1 round) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 7 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left) LUGER P08 (7/8 rounds, 1 9x19mm mag) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL ( 0darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD GAS GRENADE x2 TASER SHOTGUN (3/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (7/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded) TEACUP BLASTER (One time use disguised gun)

OTHER ITEMS: SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock) WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE DEAD MARTIAN ADVANCED LAPTOP x2 ADVANCED TABLET x2 SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS INTERNET DOMINATION PLANS CCS BACKERS LIST SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST SANITY: 71%(Very disturbed)
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)
Wanted level: SWAT RESPONDING - INTERROGATE

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 18, 2015, 08:24:15 PM »

kick some ass and chew bubblegum

You loot some bubblegum off of a corpse and chew on it before you fire upon the last two Neo-national socialists with your weapons. Wolfram Ben catches a bullet to the boom belt and goes up in flames while Robert Helfried does the matrix-dodge. He returns fire with the Assault Cannon, hitting you multiple times in the chest before you can react. You return fire only to see him dodge about half the bullets.

YOU are badly wounded
Neo-national socialist Robert Helfried(wounded) armed with Assault Cannon, Medium Armor, Dodging ability

It is 11:58 AM and it is a overcast, cloudy day.
Special notes: Massively increased police presence due to deadliest school shooting in history, general depression in the populace resulting in less people out there and businesses closing

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (7/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (9/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (25/30 rounds, 1 5.56x45mm mags) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (3/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SNIPER CANNON (2 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 7 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left) LUGER P08 (7/8 rounds, 1 9x19mm mag) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL ( 0darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD GAS GRENADE x2 TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (7/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded) TEACUP BLASTER (One time use disguised gun)

OTHER ITEMS: SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock) WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE DEAD MARTIAN ADVANCED LAPTOP x2 ADVANCED TABLET x2 SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS INTERNET DOMINATION PLANS CCS BACKERS LIST SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST SANITY: 71%(Very disturbed)
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)

2602

Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 18, 2015, 08:17:45 PM »

that's a really good description

use your grenades to wipe 'em out

You throw a pipe bomb!

Leonhard Soren is caught in the explosion! His pipe bomb also goes off!
A chain reaction of explosives getting caught in explosions starts and wipes out most of the Neo-national socialists!

Wolfram Ben sprays the RPK, hitting the broken wreck of your car accidentally!
Robert Helfried fires the Assault Cannon, but misses! Tremble at the rate of fire, though!


YOU are somewhat wounded
Neo-national socialist Wolfram Ben armed with RPK, Boom Belt
Neo-national socialist Robert Helfried armed with Assault Cannon, Medium Armor, Dodging ability

It is 11:58 AM and it is a overcast, cloudy day.
Special notes: Massively increased police presence due to deadliest school shooting in history, general depression in the populace resulting in less people out there and businesses closing

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (7/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (9/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (1/30 rounds, 2 5.56x45mm mags) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (4/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SNIPER CANNON (2 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 7 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left) LUGER P08 (7/8 rounds, 1 9x19mm mag) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL ( 0darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD GAS GRENADE x2 TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded) TEACUP BLASTER (One time use disguised gun)

OTHER ITEMS: SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock) WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE DEAD MARTIAN ADVANCED LAPTOP x2 ADVANCED TABLET x2 SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS INTERNET DOMINATION PLANS CCS BACKERS LIST SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST SANITY: 71%(Very disturbed)
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)

2603

Suggestions & Requests / Re: Port various AI's to Botholes?

« on: July 18, 2015, 08:14:40 PM »

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=279639.0

2604

Forum Games / Re: Word Association

« on: July 18, 2015, 08:11:50 PM »

Deathmobile

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 18, 2015, 08:08:53 PM »

ask to join them, you are white right?

"An inferior specimen like YOU joining us? You don't even know a single word of German! Nein!"

Play the saxophone to lull them into confession.

You play some smooth jazz at the Neo-national socialists.

Erich Haven's heart begins to swell and he breaks into tears!
Raffael Hartmann holds firm and knows what's going on!

"He's playing JEWISH MUSIC! KILL HIM!"

wait how do we still have jewbot's rainbow sword we sold it
Say, "Couldn't hear you. Say that louder into my microphone," and hold a alien raygun right at that loving man's face.

(Whoops again.)

"Say again? Maybe you should speak to the microphone." You whip out the alien raygun.

"Its loving go time!" Erich screams.

Protagonist fires a shot from the alien raygun into Erich's face MELTING IT AWAY!
Devereux Gerald says: "Choke on this, Jew Bastard!"
Devereux Gerald attempts to throw a gas grenade into Protagonist's car, but it bounces off the windshield!
Devereux Gerald ends up gassing HIMSELF!
Victoria Leonore throws the Pipe Bomb into Protagonist's car BLOWING IT UP!

LET ER RIP

Protagonist dives out of the car moments before the explosion and whips out a templar sword before LETTING IT RIP!
Protagonist stabs Victoria Leonore! The sword goes into her eye and out the other side!
Raffael Hartmann fires three rapid rounds from the AR-15, knocking the Protagonist to the ground.
Protagonist wears a look of pain as he slumps against the car.

"Any last words?" The last national socialist approaches you, rifle drawn.

RIP AND TEAR

"Yeah. RIP AND TEAR!"

"Wha---"

Protagonist lunges at Raffael Hartmann with a Crowbar and DRIVES IT INTO HIS SKULL!
Raffael Hartmann SCREAMS in pain as blood spurts out! He reaches for the crowbar and tries to pull it out!
Protagonist kicks Raffael Hartmann, pulls the crowbar out, and starts STABBING HIM IN THE CHEST with it!
Raffael Hartmann lets out a long shriek of agony.
Protagonist finishes off Raffael Hartmann with a crowbar stab to the right eye.

Loot gained: 2 5.56x45mm mags, 2 Gas Grenades, Pipe Bomb, Luger pistol

The rest of the Neo-national socialists begin pouring out of the woodwork!

YOU are somewhat wounded
Neo-national socialist Leonhard Sören armed with AR15, Pipe Bomb
Neo-national socialist Urban Hugo armed with AR15
Neo-national socialist Simon Marco armed with MP40, Pipe Bomb
Neo-national socialist Vera Ingeborg armed with Kar98, Frag Grenades
Neo-national socialist Krimhilde Kasimira armed with Kar98, Molotov roostertail
Neo-national socialist  Fritzi Krimhilde armed with AR15
Neo-national socialist Wolfram Ben armed with RPK, Boom Belt
Neo-national socialist Robert Helfried armed with Assault Cannon, Medium Armor, Dodging ability

It is 11:58 AM and it is a overcast, cloudy day.
Special notes: Massively increased police presence due to deadliest school shooting in history, general depression in the populace resulting in less people out there and businesses closing

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (7/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (9/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (1/30 rounds, 2 5.56x45mm mags) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (4/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SNIPER CANNON (2 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 7 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left) LUGER P08 (7/8 rounds, 1 9x19mm mag) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL ( 0darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD GAS GRENADE x2 PIPE BOMB x1 TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded) TEACUP BLASTER (One time use disguised gun)

OTHER ITEMS: SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock) WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE DEAD MARTIAN ADVANCED LAPTOP x2 ADVANCED TABLET x2 SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS INTERNET DOMINATION PLANS CCS BACKERS LIST SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST SANITY: 72%(Very disturbed)
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)

2606

Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 18, 2015, 05:49:35 PM »

try to use your name-sight-at-first-glance-bility to find out who this unidentified student was

You drive to Garry Grove High School to find hundreds of police cars and ambulances. The bodies are still being cleaned up, students are still sobbing over the massive loss of life, and news reporters are everywhere. You glance at all the corpses and are overwhelmed with names. You can't find the unidentified student at all. The only thing you know about him or her is that s/he heroically stopped the leader of the Neo-national socialists from deploying a biological weapon.

buy 5 tranq ammo packs for your contender
buy 5 normal ammo packs for contender
get a police job

You drive to the police station and ask for a job. You are asked to come back later at 6 PM because a ton of other people scheduled a meeting.

Find the book of Eternal Darkness.

We need to eliminate the neo-national socialists

You drive to the Neo-national socialist hideout in search of the book of Eternal Darkness. And to eliminate those bastards before they shoot up another school.

You drive up to the front gate and a man approaches you, followed by two more men and one woman.

"Another inferior specimen bugging us about the school shooting? We had nothing to do with the earlier genocide crusade, I can assure you!"

Neo-national socialist Erich Haven armed with MP40, Gas Grenade
Neo-national socialist Devereux Gerald armed with STG44, Gas Grenade
Neo-national socialist Victoria Leonore armed with Luger, Pipe Bomb x2
Neo-national socialist Raffael Hartmann armed with AR-15, Gas Grenade
YOU are healthy

It is 11:57 AM and it is a overcast, cloudy day.
Special notes: Massively increased police presence due to deadliest school shooting in history, general depression in the populace resulting in less people out there and businesses closing

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (7/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (10/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (1/30 rounds) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (4/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD SNIPER CANNON (2 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 7 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL ( 0darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded) TEACUP BLASTER (One time use disguised gun)

OTHER ITEMS: SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock) WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE DEAD MARTIAN ADVANCED LAPTOP x2 ADVANCED TABLET x2 SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS INTERNET DOMINATION PLANS CCS BACKERS LIST SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST SANITY: 85%(somewhat disturbed)
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)

2607

Game Modes / Re: Sector E (Single player FPS)

« on: July 18, 2015, 05:26:26 PM »

CAPTAIN SANDERS CAN SUCK MY LEFT NUT

What

2608

Forum Games / Re: Dice with 100 sides

« on: July 18, 2015, 05:19:51 PM »

Summon Nixon and ask him to help you

2609

Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 18, 2015, 05:10:43 PM »

If we still have it, go to your apartment at JewBot's.

Ring in the New year

You go to your apartment at JewBot's just in time for the new year to start. Fireworks blast off in the distance.

it's time for late night jack off

You grab your smartphone, go to Danbooru, and prepare yourself for a few good hours of pleasure as you head into the bathroom.

read internt domination plans

You read President Rush's internet domination plans. Its a bill that supposedly fights "online terrorism and communism", but its true sinister purpose is to allow the United States to police the entire internet and enforce "justice" along with killing Free Speech and censoring the entire internet.

You wake up at 11 in the morning and immediately get a news alert.

BREAKING NEWS: NEO-national socialist MASSACRE AT GARRY GROVE HIGH SCHOOL KILLS 572 AND WOUNDS 972, DEADLIEST SCHOOL SHOOTING EVER
Garry Grove High School has suffered a huge tragedy. The Blazers, a club of worthless Neo-national socialist Stoners at Garry Grove High School, went on a massive 2-hour rampage with MP40's, STG-44's, AR-15's, gas grenades, various military-grade explosives, and several pipe bombs at 8:30 AM today. Security guards and police response teams were slaughtered by the dozens in a futile attempt to stop all ninety of the Blazers from attacking everything in sight. According to survivors, the trigger phrase for the rampage was "Is It Springtime For Riddler Yet?"

According to a statement released by the police, a brave student valiantly sacrificed his or her life by killing several of the Blazers and stopping the leader from using a biological weapon before bleeding to death from multiple point blank gunshot wounds to the chest and head. The student's name and gender has been withheld pending notification of his or her family. 572 students, staff members, security guards, and police officers lost their lives in this tragedy. Among the dead were Principal Academia, Chief of Security Robert "Hero" Madison, and beloved schoolteacher Mrs. Greene.

Very few Blazers were taken into police custody as most of them committed Self Delete or were killed by security guards, police teams, or the unidentified student that sacrificed his or her life.

-15 Sanity

Mother of God.

1) Become a Woman, so that cops and everyone doesn't know who you are. And this is a complete genetic change, make sure to complain on your tumblr blog about being oppressed

You drive to the Gene Lab and ask for a love change along with some genetic enhancements. You are turned away when it's obvious you don't have the few hundred grand for the love change.

YOU are healthy

It is 11:32 AM and it is a overcast, cloudy day.
Special notes: Massively increased police presence due to deadliest school shooting in history, general depression in the populace resulting in less people out there and businesses closing

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (7/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (10/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (1/30 rounds) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (4/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD SNIPER CANNON (2 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 3 .45-70 ammo left,) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded) TEACUP BLASTER (One time use disguised gun)

OTHER ITEMS: SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock) WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE DEAD MARTIAN ADVANCED LAPTOP x2 ADVANCED TABLET x2 SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS INTERNET DOMINATION PLANS CCS BACKERS LIST SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST SANITY: 85%(somewhat disturbed)
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: July 18, 2015, 01:27:36 PM »

get police job

You run to the police station to find it closed because its midnight.