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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 18, 2015, 01:11:47 PM »

Try again for genetic augmentations at the gene lab.

You run to the gene lab and find that they're closed because its almost midnight.

YOU are somewhat wounded

11:59 PM(Almost midnight)
Current weather: Thunderstorm

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (7/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (10/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (1/30 rounds) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (4/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD SNIPER CANNON (2 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 3 .45-70 ammo left,) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded) TEACUP BLASTER (One time use disguised gun)

OTHER ITEMS: SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock) WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE DEAD MARTIAN ADVANCED LAPTOP x2 ADVANCED TABLET x2 SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS INTERNET DOMINATION PLANS CCS BACKERS LIST SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST SANITY: 100%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)

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Forum Games / Re: DIPLOMACY: The (Forum) Board Game - Spring 1901 - Siege of Norrland

« on: July 18, 2015, 01:11:12 PM »

Russia, the Ottomans, and France haven't sent me actions yet. I would like to get this turn done before my trip to Europe, as updates will be much slower while there, maybe even impossible.

Thought I already PMed you a move

Sent the PM again

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Forum Games / Re: Whatz ur fav item from above user's signature? 100 pages? lets add a 0 to dat :3

« on: July 18, 2015, 01:09:31 PM »

loving amazing

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 18, 2015, 01:04:50 PM »

use the computer to play blockland with soft shaders

then tell the supercomputer to self-destruct

Kick the computer because you didn't do that option yet.

You play on a Family RP server with soft shaders and immediately get banned by the abusive admins there. You kick the computer and trigger a self destruct.

Alarms begin blaring as the supercomputer begins the self destruct sequence! You sprint out of the room still in disguise as a cop, run to the hills, and watch the intelligence HQ go up in a huge explosion!

YOU are somewhat wounded

11:45 PM(Almost midnight)
Current weather: Thunderstorm

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (7/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (10/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (1/30 rounds) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (4/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD SNIPER CANNON (2 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 3 .45-70 ammo left,) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded) TEACUP BLASTER (One time use disguised gun)

OTHER ITEMS: SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock) WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE DEAD MARTIAN ADVANCED LAPTOP x2 ADVANCED TABLET x2 SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS INTERNET DOMINATION PLANS CCS BACKERS LIST SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST SANITY: 100%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 18, 2015, 12:50:19 PM »

Do all of the above

You try to leet hax the computer and it fails. You narrowly avoid triggering an alarm and try to guess the password instead.

Password input: 1234
INVALID PASSWORD.
Password input: password
INVALID PASSWORD.
Password input: BushlovingSucks
INVALID PASSWORD.
Password input: nine eleven times a thousand
INVALID PASSWORD.
Password input: SuperDuperGayPutin
INVALID PASSWORD.
Password input: Weeaboo
INVALID PASSWORD.
Password input: Rosebud
Password input: Area51
Password input: Roswell
Password input: BushIslovingAwesome
Password input: Toblerone
INVALID PASSWORD.

You grab a programmer from another room, drag him to the supercomputer, and force him to type the password.

Password input: Password123456789Password
PASSWORD ACCEPTED

You then shoot the programmer in the face with the tranquilizer pistol and get to work on the supercomputer. You steal even more secret documents revealing President Rush's plans for policing the internet, a list of who's backing the Conservative Crime Squad, and more.

Loot the HQ one last time or bugger off before something bad inevitably happens?

YOU are somewhat wounded and disguised as a cop.

11:32 PM(Almost midnight)
Current weather: Thunderstorm

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (7/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (10/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (1/30 rounds) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (4/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD SNIPER CANNON (2 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 3 .45-70 ammo left,) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded) TEACUP BLASTER (One time use disguised gun)

OTHER ITEMS: SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock) WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE DEAD MARTIAN ADVANCED LAPTOP x2 ADVANCED TABLET x2 SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS INTERNET DOMINATION PLANS CCS BACKERS LIST SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST SANITY: 100%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 18, 2015, 12:38:46 PM »

Knowing your luck with things, Exit the building. It's the safest that way.

You stealthily move to the exit when you see a janitor and a ton of guards looking at the hole you previously melted into the wall.

"You gonna clean that up, Smith?"

"How the hell did you forget up this bad, Smith?"

"Wasn't me this time! Must have been those aliens in the basement..."

Eat the cookie. Leave crumbs.

You consider eating the cookie, but the crumbs would provide a trail and result in detection.

read secret government documents, then go to the supercomputer

Reading the government documents reveals a fictional love story about Osama Bin Laden and George Bush, the confirmed existence of aliens, and a top secret project about giving President Rush psychic powers. You then go to the supercomputer and turn it on.

PLEASE ENTER PASSWORD.

A - Use your l33t h4xing skills!
B - Guess the password. Its obviously 1234 or swordfish, right?
C - Kidnap a programmer and force him to type the password.
D - Kick the computer.
Other: _________________________

YOU are somewhat wounded and disguised as a cop.

11:32 PM(Almost midnight)
Current weather: Thunderstorm

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (7/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (10/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (1/30 rounds) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (4/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD SNIPER CANNON (2 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 3 .45-70 ammo left,) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (1 darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded) TEACUP BLASTER (One time use disguised gun)

OTHER ITEMS: SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock) WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE DEAD MARTIAN ADVANCED LAPTOP x2 ADVANCED TABLET x2 SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST SANITY: 100%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)

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Forum Games / Re: Word Association

« on: July 18, 2015, 12:02:24 PM »

Cancer

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Forum Games / Re: Make a story by adding one word

« on: July 18, 2015, 11:52:27 AM »

Billy is a dumb little cunt who snorted Pringles until he fell into hell in ten jiffies. While he forget off to India bitches want deez NASA rockets into Putin's

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 18, 2015, 11:50:33 AM »

Apply alien blood as a source of power for cloaking device.  and then forget everything.

You apply alien blood to your watch and try to use it as a cloaking device, but it just melts your watch. You then run around screwing everybody(regardless of gender or loveual orientation) and everything(let's not go into details, shall we?) until you get ventilated by a stuffton of Secret Agents with M16's inside the HQ.

"Thats what you get, you horse forgeter!" You hear one of them scream before you die.

GAME OVER
Protip: What did you expect?

Wait till staff leaves for the night. Then use alien blood to melt a hole to the wall and avoid alarms.

LOOOOOOOOOOOT!
LOOT THAT stuff.

Obtain a cookie.

Most of the secret agents exit the building at midnight, leaving behind janitors and night guards. You put on the police disguise, use the alien blood to melt a wall, and start looting the place. You discover the world's finest cookie in the kitchen, a shipment of experimental Laser M16's with advanced ID Locks you won't be able to hack, a dead martian, some advanced laptops and tablets, alien raygun ammo, secret government documents and a teacup gun.

Keep looting the rest of the stuff from the HQ, go to the Supercomputer, or make a run for it?

YOU are somewhat wounded and disguised as a cop.

11:24 PM(Almost midnight)
Current weather: Thunderstorm

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (7/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (10/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (1/30 rounds) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (4/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD SNIPER CANNON (2 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 3 .45-70 ammo left,) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (1 darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded) TEACUP BLASTER (One time use disguised gun)

OTHER ITEMS: SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock) WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE DEAD MARTIAN ADVANCED LAPTOP x2 ADVANCED TABLET x2 SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST SANITY: 100%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 18, 2015, 01:02:49 AM »

Pause time except for yourself by drinking alien blood.

You decide to drink the poisonous alien blood and promptly die from having your insides melted.

GAME OVER
See also: Alien Blood being used as a weapon on Joseph Stalin a few dozen pages back

Attempt to use tranq darts with contender
if works, go to a rooftop and snipe them
if not, call for tf2 medics

Tranquilizer darts don't fit! You scream for a medic as you run to a nearby rooftop and pick them off with a 1911.

with those tender meats of yours.

What tender meats?

You take another look at the Intelligence HQ's insides after dispatching the secret agents. Valuables to loot! Supercomputers! Technology! All of that could be yours, but its getting pretty late out there....

YOU are somewhat wounded

11:15 PM(Almost midnight)
Current weather: Thunderstorm

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (7/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (1/10 shots) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (1/30 rounds) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (4/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD SNIPER CANNON (2 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 3 .45-70 ammo left,) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (1 darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)

OTHER ITEMS: SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST SANITY: 100%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 18, 2015, 12:10:15 AM »

rage quit

You hit Alt F4, exiting BLOODLUST and saving it for another day. Or maybe another year.

Raise your hands in peace and duck into a dark alley before sprinting the living hell out of there. But still keep the entrepreneur  staff in mind.

The power armored secret agents literally TELEPORT to you and blow you away with laser rifles. Impossible mode is aptly named, dontyathink?

GAME OVER

Set difficulty to 'Rather Difficult, but Not Uncomfortably So.' Cook burgers for everyone.

Protagonist changes the difficulty level back!
The Power Armored Secret Agents turn into normal secret agents!
Protagonist offers to cook burgers for everyone!
Secret Agent Jerry Thornton is in the mood for a barbeque, but the thunderstorm is ruining it!

The Secret Agents return fire, blindly shooting into the darkness.

Secret Agent Mike Fritz won't fall for the trap and returns fire with a M16!
Secret Agent Magdaléna Teodora fires a burst from the M16!
Secret Agent Tom Rosenberg takes deadly aim with the M16!
Secret Agent Jason Nguyen takes deadly aim with the M16!
Secret Agent Robin Steiner fires two rapid rounds from the M16!

wait for lightning to strike all of them

Lightning strikes all the Secret Agents and causes them to spontaneously light on fire and detonate the grenades on their belt, killing almost all of them except for Jerry, Tom, and Robin. Understandably, you weren't able to loot the guns from the corpses.

You take another peek at the insides of the Intelligence HQ through the windows. The godamn place glows at night from all the technology and other loot that can be stolen, and you can even hack the Supercomputer if you so desire.....

Secret Agent Jerry Thornton
Secret Agent Robin Steiner
Secret Agent Tom Rosenberg
YOU are somewhat wounded

11:05 PM(Almost midnight)
Current weather: Thunderstorm

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (7/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (1/10 shots) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (1/30 rounds) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (6/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD SNIPER CANNON (2 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 3 .45-70 ammo left,) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (1 darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)

OTHER ITEMS: SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST SANITY: 100%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: July 17, 2015, 11:18:12 PM »

Steal the plot from tber123 and then give yourself the most powerful hump in the world.  And a Dead Ringer.

ERROR: Fourth Wall Awareness is not active!

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Games / Re: Most annoying and fustrating NPCs in games

« on: July 17, 2015, 11:15:19 PM »

XCOM

Enough said.

Is it the soldiers that can't shoot for stuff(technically not NPCs?) The braindead civilians in Terror Missions that just squat right there and wait for a Chryssalid to zombify them? The crack shot aliens?

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 17, 2015, 11:07:48 PM »

SUMMON the power of GORDON FREEMAN with your CROWBAR.

You summon Gordon Freeman and a spare crowbar for him before both of you charge into Laser Rifle fire before being cut in half by the lasers.

GAME OVER
They don't call it Impossible Mode for nothing.

Power Armored Secret Agent armed with Laser Rifle
Power Armored Secret Agent armed with Laser Rifle
Power Armored Secret Agent armed with Laser Rifle
Power Armored Secret Agent armed with Laser Rifle
Power Armored Secret Agent armed with Laser Rifle
Power Armored Secret Agent armed with Laser Rifle
Power Armored Secret Agent armed with Laser Rifle
Power Armored Secret Agent armed with Laser Rifle
Power Armored Secret Agent armed with Laser Rifle
Power Armored Secret Agent armed with Laser Rifle
Power Armored Secret Agent armed with Laser Rifle
Power Armored Secret Agent armed with Laser Rifle
Power Armored Secret Agent armed with Laser Sniper Rifle
Power Armored Secret Agent armed with Laser Sniper Rifle
Power Armored Secret Agent armed with Laser Sniper Rifle
Power Armored Secret Agent armed with Laser Sniper Rifle
Power Armored Secret Agent armed with Laser Sniper Rifle
Power Armored Secret Agent armed with Laser Sniper Rifle
YOU are somewhat wounded

11:00 PM(Almost midnight)
Current weather: Thunderstorm

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (7/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (1/10 shots) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (1/30 rounds) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (6/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD SNIPER CANNON (2 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 3 .45-70 ammo left,) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (1 darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)

OTHER ITEMS: SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST SANITY: 100%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 17, 2015, 11:05:14 PM »

Snipe the cartel member in the head with the contender

Gun down everyone, then Fap Set Difficulty to highest difficulty possible.

Protagonist shoots Natalio Renato in the head with the Contender!
Natalio Renato drops to the floor, breaks into tears, begs to Jesus for mercy, and dies.
Zhenya Sergei returns fire with the M16A2!
Protagonist fires the 1911 at Zhenya Sergei, hitting the head BLOWING IT APART!

Difficulty Level set: IMPOSSIBLE

Power Armored Secret Agents with laser rifles show up!

Well stuff.

Power Armored Secret Agent armed with Laser Rifle
Power Armored Secret Agent armed with Laser Rifle
Power Armored Secret Agent armed with Laser Rifle
Power Armored Secret Agent armed with Laser Rifle
Power Armored Secret Agent armed with Laser Rifle
Power Armored Secret Agent armed with Laser Rifle
Power Armored Secret Agent armed with Laser Rifle
Power Armored Secret Agent armed with Laser Rifle
Power Armored Secret Agent armed with Laser Rifle
Power Armored Secret Agent armed with Laser Rifle
Power Armored Secret Agent armed with Laser Rifle
Power Armored Secret Agent armed with Laser Rifle
Power Armored Secret Agent armed with Laser Sniper Rifle
Power Armored Secret Agent armed with Laser Sniper Rifle
Power Armored Secret Agent armed with Laser Sniper Rifle
Power Armored Secret Agent armed with Laser Sniper Rifle
Power Armored Secret Agent armed with Laser Sniper Rifle
Power Armored Secret Agent armed with Laser Sniper Rifle
YOU are somewhat wounded

11:00 PM(Almost midnight)
Current weather: Thunderstorm

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (7/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (1/10 shots) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (1/30 rounds) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (6/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD SNIPER CANNON (2 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 3 .45-70 ammo left,) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (1 darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)

OTHER ITEMS: SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST SANITY: 100%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)