Ask stalin if he would like to come over to your house for a cup of capitalist blood (it's a trap, someone else can set it).
Also poison the capitalist blood for him only
it will be a heavy compound of cyanide
no, but botox in it
it's the most potent toxin ever
one GRAM of it can kill 10 million people
and we inject that into our faces
While getting banged by Stalin
Without lube
You offer Stalin capitalist blood and free love. You pour him a drink of poisoned Capitalist blood, inject some Botox into your face, and get banged by Stalin without lube. You die in the middle of the intense banging session from a sudden heart attack.
Hundreds of years after your death, history books still recognize you as the man who died during an intense intercourse session with Joseph Stalin shortly before he formed the Stalinist Crime Squad and started a revolution in the United States, taking over the entire country. Your embarrassing legacy lives on.
GAME OVER
Great job going out with a bang.Negotiate an alliance with Stalin and take over the world.
"How about we take over the world together!"
"Nyet."
Aim Sniper Cannon at Stalin, Shoot him back into hell.(Unless you don't have any more ammo, it says we have 1 shot.)
OR
Taze him.
Shove sniper cannon into his chest and say
"Stop stalin time we both have things to do yes?"
and then launch him to the moon
Shove sniper cannon into his chest and say
"Stop stalin time we both have things to do yes?"
and then launch him to the moon
masturbate furiously while you're at it
vomit
"Stop Stalin time. We both have things to do, yes?" You shoot Stalin back into the pit of hell with your sniper cannon while masterubating furiously and vomiting. Somehow, Stalin bounces OFF the pit of hell and goes flying straight to the moon. He flashes you his magnificent moustache in an attempt to brainwash you as he goes blasting off, but it fails.
BOSS DEFEATED "NONLETHALLY": Joseph Stalin
-50 Bloodlust. ERROR: Bloodlust minimum already reached.You get back in your car and continue driving home when suddenly you run out of gas. Wait a minute, you had a full tank of gas! How could this b
*FWIPFWIPFWIP*You duck in the car as bullets fly into the car windows before going out of the passenger's seat and taking cover behind the engine block. Could this be the same murderer that attacked the Grocery Store? It can't possibly be, right?
*CHOOM* *CHKCHK*They still think you're in the driver's seat! This is a golden opportunity to take them out, but you only know the general direction of where you're being shot at. Its a dark, stormy night with a stuffton of fog.
*KRAK* *WHIP*Welp, you are also being sniped in the dark, too.
Hooded Figure 2(Location unknown) armed with Silenced SMG?
Hooded Figure 3(Location unknown) armed with Silenced Shotgun?
Hooded Figure 4(Location unknown) armed with Rifle?
YOU are moderately wounded
9:10 PM
Weather Effect: Extreme fog + Thunderstorm
WEAPONS:
ALIEN RAYGUN (1/10 shots)
PERSONAL M4 CARBINE(1/30 rounds)
TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag)
JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD
SNIPER CANNON (1/3 rounds)
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (2 darts/3 special darts)
NIGHTSTICK
TEMPLAR SWORD
TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, 0 shells left)
SYRINGE
REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)
| OTHER ITEMS:
SAXOPHONE
BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1
MIND CONTROL KIT x1
ALIEN BLOOD
INFECTED ORGANS
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
STYLIN HAT
TEMPLAR ARMOR
DAMAGED SMARTPHONE
STAB VEST
SAXOPHONE
STYLIN' HAT
BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT |
$3500 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 0%
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