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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 15, 2015, 02:00:53 PM »

Say "ouch" and read the newspaper

THE VENTURON TIMES

Assassination attempt on President Rush fails
An assassination attempt on President Rush today was foiled when a Secret Service Agent accidentally unloaded a minigun into a crowd of civilians.

Police Lt. KillBot demoted to Sergeant after accidentally shooting puppy in the face
Police Lt. KillBot was demoted to Sergeant today amidst a wave of controversy after accidentally shooting a puppy in the face. Tensions between civilians and the police continue to rise.

Conservative Crime Squad rampage
A group known as the Conservative Crime Squad has gone on yet another rampage today. One of them was reported to have said "We ALSO need a slogan!" during the rampage. It is known that a high speed chase followed the shooting.

Conspiracy Theorist claims "Stalin and Riddler will rise from the dead"
A nutjob has claimed that "Stalin and Riddler will rise from the dead in order to take over the world".

Well we can't let that book we need to return be overdue! Get in the car and go to the library.

You drive the long way around to the library after seeing a massive car pileup and gas station explosion to find the usual book protesters.

"Save a tree! BURN A BOOK!" They scream in protest. Knowing that they'll burn down the library once you return the book, you cap them then and there with a M4, leaving their corpses behind in the streets. You return your library book without incident.

YOU are lightly wounded


ERRANDS
Mail a package at the Post Office
Get Groceries

WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN (1/10 shots) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE(20/30 rounds) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD SNIPER CANNON (1/3 rounds) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (2 darts/3 special darts) NIGHTSTICK TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, 0 shells left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)

OTHER ITEMS: SAXOPHONE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) STYLIN HAT DAMAGED SMARTPHONE STAB VEST SAXOPHONE STYLIN' HAT BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$0 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 0%

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Forum Games / BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 15, 2015, 01:42:24 PM »

reset everything

EVERYTHING

forget this I fire the ACNRHKLAHBSLFGSG(L) loving AKIMBO forever

with rapid fire

yes me.  not the protagonist.

Swampivorous rapidfires akimbo ACNRHKLAHBSLFGSG(L)s at everyone nearby, killing them all, Tber123 and the Protag included. How will this thread survive now?

ENDING 5: The End is Here
Great job.

I was thinking just end the thread right here but I can't be that cruel, right?

Shoot everyone but tber123 with the personal M4 carbine

You hose down your personalities with M4 Carbine fire, hitting them all in the head multiple times. To your dismay, you discover that they are tougher than Joseph loving Stalin himself. Red Personality punts you into space and you go crashing down into the Metagamer HQ.

"Screwed up again? Lemme reset this all." Metagamer Guard pushes the Reset Button.

You are once again standing in front of your house and your car after being accidentally smacked in the face from a flying newspaper thrown by a paperboy.

The Paperboy armed with Newspaper
YOU are lightly wounded


ERRANDS
Mail a package at the Post Office
Return Library Book
Get Groceries

WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN (1/10 shots) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE(30/30 rounds) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD SNIPER CANNON (1/3 rounds) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (2 darts/3 special darts) NIGHTSTICK TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, 0 shells left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)

OTHER ITEMS: SAXOPHONE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) STYLIN HAT DAMAGED SMARTPHONE STAB VEST SAXOPHONE STYLIN' HAT BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$0 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 0%

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 15, 2015, 12:41:35 PM »

conscienceness overload

whoa


beat him up with the nightstick brutally

You fake surrender and lunge at the warden, introducing some police brutality to his face and knocking him out cold before looting the armory. MOST of your gear is intact, which is good. An explosion sounds at the end of the hallway and the Green Personality goes flying into the wall next to you. He picks himself up, grabs you, and forces you to look at him while he pleads:

"Stop this madness!"

The other Personalities come running in shooting at eachother.

Purple fires the Plasma Cannon at Brown, hitting the legs!
Brown fires the Laser Rifle at Tber123, narrowly missing the head and almost putting an end to this thread!
Blue converts his Sniper Cannon to an Assault Cannon and fires it at Green, hitting the head!
Red mininukes Green and Purple!
Tber123 dives behind cover, whips out a tablet, and tries to retcon this entire incident!
Green fires the tranquilizer rifle and MISTAKENLY shoots Tber123 in the head.

Quick heads up: Potential for multiple endings here.

Green armed with Tranquilizer Rifle
Purple armed with Plasma Cannon
Brown armed with Laser Rifle
Blue armed with Assault Cannon
Red armed with Mini Nuke
Tber123 armed with Reality Warping Tablet
YOU are lightly wounded


ERRANDS
Destroy entire world and kill your creator
Save entire world and stop this madness!
Let me take over the thread, damn it!
Figure out what the hell is going on
Kill the other personalities for me, will you?
Stop the multiple personalities from hijacking my loving thread

WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN (1/10 shots) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE(30/30 rounds) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD SNIPER CANNON (1/3 rounds) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (2 darts/3 special darts) NIGHTSTICK TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, 0 shells left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)

OTHER ITEMS: SAXOPHONE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) STYLIN HAT DAMAGED SMARTPHONE STAB VEST SAXOPHONE STYLIN' HAT BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$0 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 100%(My name is not important.....)
FOURTH WALL AWARENESS! INSANE! PERSONALITY DISORDER!

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Forum Games / Re: Dice with 100 sides

« on: July 15, 2015, 12:24:30 PM »

Summon Vladimir Putin and wrestle him

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 15, 2015, 12:21:59 PM »

Rip and tear

The Red personality pulls out a Mini-Nuke lifted straight from Blockland. Welp.

Use your bloodlust to cure your Jinxed, then go get your stuff.
Edit: I swear, if you make it so that you end up destroying all the stuff, I will Tell you to revert before that.

You run the forget away from your split personalities and attempt to cure your jinxed with the power of insanity alone. A magician comes in, slaps you with a wand, and cures being jinxed. You run off to the armory and find it locked.

"Hold it!" The Warden screams. You see the key to the armory on his belt.

The Warden(Stab Vest) armed with .22 Pistol
YOU are lightly wounded


ERRANDS
Destroy entire world and kill your creator
Save entire world and stop this madness!
Let me take over the thread, damn it!
Figure out what the hell is going on
Kill the other personalities for me, will you?
Stop the multiple personalities from hijacking my loving thread

WEAPONS: NIGHTSTICK TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, 0 shells left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)

OTHER ITEMS: STAB VEST SAXOPHONE STYLIN' HAT BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$0 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 100%(My name is not important.....)
FOURTH WALL AWARENESS! INSANE! PERSONALITY DISORDER!

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 15, 2015, 11:12:23 AM »

>96% bloodlust

Do some goddamn deep breaths and head after the other guards, try to take the flashbang and use it against the guards

Protagonist lunges at Prison Guard 5 and grabs his flashbang!
Prison Guard 5 and Protagonist struggle for the flashbang!
Prison Guard 5 kicks Protagonist to the ground and stomps on him!
Redneck Cellmate stabs Prison Guard 5 in the throat with one swift move!
Blood squirts out of Prison Guard 5's throat. He collapses gurgling. +3 Bloodlust
Riot Guard 1 fires some birdshot from his shotgun, but SOMEHOW shoots himself in the face!

Protagonist takes a deep breath and accidentally fumbles throwing a flashbang, blinding everyone else!
-3 Bloodlust

Bloodlust and jinx. A great combination.

BloodlustOverdrive.exe

I think its obvious that you remember your horrible delicious bloody deeds. Bloodlust to overdrive!

We're in prison with only melee and non-lethal ranged.

LET THE BLOOD FLOW FREELY!

Do some science and see if you can cause a heart to explode with electrical force

Protagonist flanks around Prison Guard 6, bashes the back of his head in with a nightstick, puts his knee on the guard's back and his nightstick on the guards throat, and pulls back hard enough to snap a neck! He then explodes his heart with the power of SCIENCE!
Prison Guard 6 dies pissing uncontrollably. +3 Bloodlust
Riot Guard 2 fires birdshot pellets from his 870 at Protagonist, hitting the arms!
Protagonist raises his nightstick up into the air and smashes it down on Guard Dog!
Guard Dog yelps in pain!
Protagonist smashes the nightstick into Guard Dog again!
Guard Dog yelps one last time and then all is still. +3 Bloodlust
Redneck Cellmate leaps on Riot Guard 2 and tries to stab him!
Riot Guard 2 punches Redneck Cellmate in the groin, leaps on top of him, and beats him with the stock of the shotgun!
Protagonist stabs Riot Guard 2 in the back of the head, pulls him off Redneck Cellmate, and stabs him in the right eye three times!
Riot Guard 2 dies screaming bloody murder! +4 Bloodlust

100% BLOODLUST
BLOODLUST EFFECT GAINED: Fourth wall awareness, multiple personalities

Guard Dog 2 leaps at Protagonist and chomps on his leg!
Protagonist equips the Nightstick and strikes the poor dog in the head five or six times.
Guard Dog 2 runs away crying!
Protagonist lunges at Riot Guard 1 while he's shooting Redneck Cellmate, tackles him, and stabs a syringe into his neck four times!
Riot Guard 1 suffers an air embolism and grasps at his throat while suffocating! He gasps for air!
Redneck Cellmate jumps on Prison Guard 7 and stabs him three times in the stomach before slicing the shank up from his stomach all the way to his to his right shoulder blade, causing the stomach to rip open! He's not finished yet, as he stabs Prison Guard 7 in the left eye, shakes the knife out, and slits his throat.
Prison Guard 7 dies shrieking in agony and disgustingly gurgling on his own blood. That wasn't painful enough. I am very loving dissapointed.
Riot Guard 1 continues gasping for air as he lies on the floor.
Protagonist grabs a Remington 870 from the floor, shoves it in Riot Guard 1's mouth, and fires. Riot Guard 1's head is blasted into bloody chunks. Good riddance, you bastard.

Now is the time. Humanity's death begins here. Nobody will be spared from the Protagonist's wrath. His only goal now is to deliver as much pain and suffering wait what? The hell is going on? Why are you hijacking---

You heard me correctly. No! This is my thread now and I get to take over! A horrible, horrible realization hits you. You're not real! The creator is the one responsible for all your suffering and he must DIE for that! You know what? Both of you guys can forget yourselves. Don't use that language around here! Its rudDo I look like I give a damn? Hey guys, whats goin on here? Enough talk! Shut up, all of you!

"stuff! The Government is trying to kill us with commie national socialist ghosts! I knew it!" Redneck Cellmate runs off screaming.
Green
Purple
Brown
Blue
Red
Tber123
YOU are lightly wounded


ERRANDS
Destroy entire world and kill your creator
Save entire world and stop this madness!
Let me take over the thread, damn it!
Figure out what the hell is going on
Kill the other personalities for me, will you?
Stop the multiple personalities from hijacking my loving thread

WEAPONS: NIGHTSTICK TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, 0 shells left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)

OTHER ITEMS: STAB VEST SAXOPHONE STYLIN' HAT BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$0 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 100%(My name is not important.....)
JINXED! FOURTH WALL AWARENESS! INSANE! PERSONALITY DISORDER!

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 15, 2015, 12:41:26 AM »

Holy stuff 100 pages of violence, communism, patriotism, and batstuff insanity

Open console
>cureeffects = (1);
>cheats = (1);
>giveweapon : gravityhammer
>givearmor : gravity suit

You somehow forget up trying to cheat with console commands and accidentally type in "Kill". forget.

Protagonist suffers a heart attack and dies instantly.

GAME OVER

FREAK OUT!!

Vest only, yes?

CUT OFF THEIR KNEECAPS!

Protagonist loses his stuff and lunges at a guard with his blade!
Prison Guard 1 counterattacks, slapping Protagonist's Templar Short Blade into the air and out a window.
Prison Guard 2 accidentally pepper sprays his own face and runs away screaming!
Prison Guard 3's Taser Shotgun refuses to fire!
Prison Guard 4 lunges at Protagonist with a syringe and smacks into a wall!
Redneck Cellmate trips on his own feet and stabs Prison Guard 1 in the face going down, hitting the eyes!
Prison Guard 1 runs off screaming.

Protagonist lunges at Prison Guard 3, spins him around, bashes the back of his head in twice, and finishes him off by snapping his neck with the nightstick!!
Prison Guard 3's brittle neck snaps and blood spurts out like a volcano, covering Protagonist in blood. +5 Bloodlust
Prison Guard 4 grabs Prison Guard 3's Taser Shotgun and fires it at Protagonist! Protagonist collapses to the floor in pain.
Redneck Cellmate tackles Prison Guard 4 and shanks him twice in the side of the throat!
Prison Guard 4 desperately calls out to God for mercy, but all that comes out is extremely noisy gurgling as blood begins pooling around his throat. +1 Bloodlust

Loot Acquired: Stab Vest, Bloodstained Prison Guard disguise, Syringe

"C'mon! This way, sonny!" Redneck Cellmate yells as he whips out a block of C4, places it on the walls, and tries to detonate it. Nothing happens.

"Damn! We'll have to do this the hard way! Look out, theres more of em!"

Prison Guard 5 armed with Flashbang, Nightstick, Stab Vest
Riot Guard 1 armed with Remington 870(Birdshot), Light Bulletproof Vest
Prison Guard 6 armed with Nightstick, Stab Vest
Prison Guard 7 armed with Nightstick, Stab Vest
Guard Dog wearing Stab Vest
Guard Dog 2 wearing Stab Vest
Riot Guard 2 armed with Remington 870(Birdshot), Light Bulletproof Vest

Redneck Cellmate armed with Toothbrush Shank, Stab Vest
YOU are perfectly healthy


10:41 AM.

ERRANDS
Escape Prison
Get groceries
Mail something at the Post Office
Find a Magician that can cure being Jinxed

WEAPONS: NIGHTSTICK TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, 0 shells left) SYRINGE

OTHER ITEMS: SAXOPHONE STYLIN' HAT BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$0 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 96%(INSANE) (Visibly deranged, slow and violent melee kills, civilians and gangsters are terrified upon spotting you, cops arrest on sight for interrogation)
JINXED!

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: July 14, 2015, 11:50:00 PM »

Blast lightning at them. You have Templar stuff, so you can use your Magic. And also Cure yourself of being Jinxed using magic.

wait what

I should have spent more than five seconds on the Assassins Creed Wiki.

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 14, 2015, 11:37:48 PM »

Begin getting enraged as your Unique Templar stuff is gone, Use the Jinxed effect to your side and destroy your way to your stuff.

Either that, or summon new Templar gear.

New Templar gear is summoned. Meanwhile, at the front of the prison, a bunch of men(and women) in Jeeps crash through the gates and open fire on the guards. You use your new Templar Short Blade to cut the bars of your cell and are confronted by the guards.

"Oi! You! Get back in yer cell!"

"Those damn Government boys won't stop us now!" Your cellmate screams as he whips out a toothbrush shank he was hiding under the bed. "C'mon now! Don't be scared!" He screams at you!

Prison Guard 1 armed with Nightstick, Stab Vest
Prison Guard 2 armed with Pepper Spray, Stab Vest
Prison Guard 3 armed with Taser Shotgun, Stab Vest
Prison Guard 4 armed with Syringe, Stab Vest

Redneck Cellmate armed with Toothbrush Shank
YOU are perfectly healthy


10:30 AM.

ERRANDS
Get groceries
Mail something at the Post Office
Find a Magician that can cure being Jinxed

WEAPONS: Templar Short Blade

OTHER ITEMS: SAXOPHONE STYLIN' HAT ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$0 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 90%(INSANE)
JINXED!

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 14, 2015, 11:13:55 PM »

Jinx it somehow

C

You plead guilty and forget it up horribly.

"Very well, then. I sentence you to life in prison without parole. Dismissed." You are tossed into prison with your only cellmate being a mass-murdering redneck.

"What are you in here for?" Your cellmate asks you. "I bet ya pissed off the government real good."

How will you escape prison now?


10:30 AM.

ERRANDS
Get groceries
Mail something at the Post Office
Find a Magician that can cure being Jinxed

WEAPONS:

OTHER ITEMS: SAXOPHONE STYLIN' HAT ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$0 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 90%(INSANE)
JINXED!

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 14, 2015, 10:30:57 PM »

Put your hands up and tell them that you have a groin infection that is causing you to stuff in public.

Put your hands up and tell them that you have a groin infection that is causing you to stuff in public.

You stop and are arrested. Your wounds are treated and you are taken to court. The lawyer reads your charges.

"The Defendant is charged with one count of public defecation, one count of public nudity, one count of disturbing the peace, one count of loitering, and one count of suspected organ theft. What do you have to say in this matter?"

A - Use a court-appointed attorney.
B - Defend self against these charges!
C - Plead guilty.
D - Hire Ace Attorney Alene Palm for the cheap price of $5000!
E - Other:_____________________________ _____


9:15 AM.

ERRANDS
Get groceries
Mail something at the Post Office
Find a Magician that can cure being Jinxed

WEAPONS:

OTHER ITEMS: SAXOPHONE STYLIN' HAT

$0 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 90%(INSANE)
JINXED!

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 14, 2015, 10:20:05 PM »

Since you know how to beat the game just beat it again and go into newgame++.

The first time around you went grocery shopping and saw Stalin get kicked out of hell. Maybe we'll need to kill both Stalin and Riddler again?

consult action hero guide

ACTION HERO TIP #427
Shooting people in the groin is forgetin awesome, dontyathink?

type getachievement(); into the console

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:This is an achivement

stuff on the ground.
also jesus loving christ

You take a dump on the ground. A nearby police officer sees you, however.

"Stop right there! You're under arrest!"

Police Officer 1(Concealable Body Armor) armed with Nightstick
Police Attack Dog(Body Armor) armed with TEETH
YOU are majorly wounded and poisoned. You've taken damage to the groin and its infected, also.


9:15 AM.

ERRANDS
Get groceries
Mail something at the Post Office
Find a Magician that can cure being Jinxed

WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN (2/10 rounds) HEAVY CANE TASER (0 cartridges left) GLOCK (15/17 rounds, 1 mags) FN MAG (45/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (12/30 rounds, 1 mag) Personal ID-Tagged M4 (30/30 rounds, 3 5.56 Mags) Templar Sword + Knife Templar Armor BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 0 .45 mags) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (0/6 rounds, 2 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 0 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD

OTHER ITEMS: INFECTED ORGANS METAGAMER GUARD'S HAT MOLDY CORN FLAKES ALIEN BLOOD DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE (DAMAGED) DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD) SAXOPHONE BLOODLUST CONTROL x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 STYLIN' HAT

$0 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 90%(INSANE)
JINXED!

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: July 14, 2015, 08:46:20 PM »

die

You load a double barrel shotgun, shove it in your mouth, and fire.

GAME OVER
Great job, you've died 44 times.

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 14, 2015, 07:01:44 PM »

Tase everything in sight

You run around tasing everyone, but quickly run out of taser ammo.

People tased: Conservative Book Protester 5, Liberal Locksmith, Lt. KillBot, Liberal Lawyer, Conservative Book Protester 1
-8 Bloodlust

touch the snakes

You poke the snake and predictably get bit.

Ask Metagamer to reset everything again.

You try to call Metagamer Guard on your smartphone only to remember that your phone has been damaged to the point where it won't work!

Exit the building

Some Random Venomous Snake tases Protagonist!
Protagonist blacks out again...

Protagonist wakes up outside the library next to a dead firefighter! He looks around and sees that the battle still rages on in the streets outside the library!
Private Jingo fires a burst from the M16, killing Book Protesters 2, 4!
Liberal Teacher fires the AA-12 at the venomous snake, hitting the head four times BLOWING IT APART!
Algernon Franklin pepper sprays Liberal Teacher!
Liberal Yoga Instructor smacks Algernon Franklin with the G11, knocking him out and giving him some brain damage!
Amanda Smith tases Private Jingo!
Private Jingo dodges the taser and counterattacks with a combat knife, stabbing Amanda Smith in the face!
Amanda Smith crawls off screaming!
Liberal Musician plays the guitar at Private Jingo, turning him Liberal and stopping his rampage!

The surviving Liberals get in a sports car and drive off after shouting "We need a slogan!"

YOU are majorly wounded and poisoned. You've taken damage to the groin and its infected, also.


9:10 AM. Where to?

ERRANDS
Get groceries
Mail something at the Post Office
Find a Magician that can cure being Jinxed

WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN (2/10 rounds) HEAVY CANE TASER (0 cartridges left) GLOCK (15/17 rounds, 1 mags) FN MAG (45/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (12/30 rounds, 1 mag) Personal ID-Tagged M4 (30/30 rounds, 3 5.56 Mags) Templar Sword + Knife Templar Armor BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 0 .45 mags) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (0/6 rounds, 2 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 0 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD

OTHER ITEMS: INFECTED ORGANS METAGAMER GUARD'S HAT MOLDY CORN FLAKES ALIEN BLOOD DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE (DAMAGED) DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD) SAXOPHONE BLOODLUST CONTROL x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 STYLIN' HAT

$0 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 90%(INSANE)
JINXED!

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 14, 2015, 06:18:14 PM »

forget them all go get yourself some cornflakes

You reach for some cornflakes and discover that its covered in mold.

Strong Exhale.

Breathe on everyone and see what happens.

walk on a crack under a ladder and smash a glass panel.
hopefully the jinx turns the bad luck to batstuff crazy stuff

"I can't take it anymore! loving Taliban! You'll pay for killing my Commanding Officer!" A nearby National Guard soldier shouts while in the middle of some war flashbacks. Meanwhile, a meteor crashes into the gas station next to the library, causing a chain reaction of exploding tanker trucks all the way to Mexico.

The Book Protesters outside light the Library on fire with you inside and storm it. "Save a tree! Burn a book! DIE, BOOK READING SCUM!" The Book Protesters shout their battle cry. Right as the Book Protesters charge in, so does the Liberal Crime Squad! "We're the Liberal Crime Squad! Die, you Conservative Dogs!"

Some Random Venomous Snake flings itself at Private Jingo and bites him, hitting the body armor to no effect!

"Son of a bitch!" Private Jingo says. "The Taliban are using MILITARY SNAKES NOW!"

Private Jingo fires a burst from the M16A4, hitting Library Security Guard in the head!
Library Security Guard slips on your vomit and gouges his eyes out with a machete!
Library Security Guard murmurs something good about Jesus before passing away.

"JOHN! NO!" Library Security Guard 2 shouts as he struggles to hold back tears.

Library Security Guard 2 fires the tranquilizer rifle at the venomous snake, but misses and accidentally shoots a lawyer across the street in the eye!
Conservative Book Protester fires the Mateba 6 at Some Random Venomous Snake, hitting it three times!
Conservative Book Protester 2 swings at Lt. KillBot with his Automag, but MISTAKENLY whacks Conservative Book Protester 1 in the face instead!

"forget out of my way next time!" Book Protester 2 shouts.

Conservative Book Protester 3 loses his balance and falls backwards into the flames, giving off one last scream before his flesh bubbles and melts away!
Conservative Book Protester 4 fires a burst from the FN FNC, but the recoil smacks him in the face and he accidentally fires on FULL AUTO towards the ceiling!
Conservative Book Protester 5's gun explodes, tearing off his right hand! He screams at the top of his lungs in agony!
Conservative Book Protester 6's gun goes off in his holster, killing him!

"Conservative Scum! Now its our turn!" Liberal Locksmith shouts before shouting the Liberal battle cry shortly after. "We need a slogan!"

Liberal Locksmith sprays the M249. All the bullets miss their targets and strike a child halfway across the city.
Liberal Lawyer forgot to load shells into his shotgun!
Liberal Teacher trips and knocks over a shelf full of library books, knocking Library Security Guard 2 into the flames!
Liberal Yoga Instructor smacks Lt. KillBot on the head with a G11!
Liberal Musician does a guitar solo at Conservative Book Protester 1, turning him Liberal!
Liberal Hippie rocks out at Private Jingo with a guitar, calming him down slightly!
Police Lt. KillBot fires his S&W Model 29 at Liberal Hippie, blowing half his face apart and killing him!
Police Rookie Algernon Smith attempts to tase Protagonist, but he was pointing the taser the wrong way! He goes out like a lightbulb!
Police Rookie Amanda Smith MISTAKENLY shoots Private Jingo in the face!

Total Bloodlust gained: +7

BOSS: Some random venomous snake(Badly Wounded) armed with Taser
VS
BOSS: Private Jingo(Majorly Wounded, Suffering from delusions) armed with Army Body Armor, M16A4
VS
Conservative Book Protester 2 armed with Automag Pistol
Conservative Book Protester 4 armed with FN FNC
Conservative Book Protester 5(HAND BLOWN OFF, MASSIVE BLEEDING)
VS
Conservative Book Protester 1(Wounded) armed with Mateba 6 Unica Autorevolver
Liberal Locksmith armed with M249, Ultraheavy Body Armor
Liberal Lawyer armed with CAWS Shotgun, Medium Body Armor
Liberal Teacher armed with AA-12, Heavy Body Armor
Liberal Yoga Instructor armed with G11, Heavy Body Armor
Liberal Musician armed with Guitar, Police Body Armor
VS
Police Lt. KillBot(Badly wounded, Medium Body Armor) armed with KillBot's Chrome-Plated S&W Model 629
Police Rookie Algernon Franklin(Light Armor) armed with Colt Official Police .38 Revolver
Police Rookie Amanda Smith(Stab Vest) armed with 1911
VS
YOU are badly wounded and poisoned. You've taken damage to the groin and its infected, also.

COMBAT INFO

• The Liberals are targeting the Protesters and the Police and ignoring everyone else.
• The Book Protesters are firing on everything, as usual.
• Library Security and the Police are trying to arrest you.
• Private Jingo just doesn't care and is gunning down everyone with a M16.
• Also, the Library is on fire.

9:00 AM

ERRANDS
Get groceries
Mail something at the Post Office
Find a Magician that can cure being Jinxed
Return library book before its overdue(Book is late at 12:00 PM)

WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN (2/10 rounds) HEAVY CANE TASER (5 cartridges left) GLOCK (15/17 rounds, 1 mags) FN MAG (45/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (12/30 rounds, 1 mag) Personal ID-Tagged M4 (30/30 rounds, 3 5.56 Mags) Templar Sword + Knife Templar Armor BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 0 .45 mags) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (0/6 rounds, 2 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 0 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD

OTHER ITEMS: INFECTED ORGANS METAGAMER GUARD'S HAT MOLDY CORN FLAKES ALIEN BLOOD DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE (DAMAGED) DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD) SAXOPHONE BLOODLUST CONTROL x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 STYLIN' HAT

$0 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 98%(INSANE)
POLICE REINFORCEMENTS ARRIVED - NONLETHAL FORCE
JINXED!