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Forum Games / Re: Dice with 100 sides
« on: July 14, 2015, 05:00:23 PM »
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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]
« on: July 14, 2015, 04:11:33 PM »Spit on the snake, maybe the snake will fling into one of the guards for no reason.
Protagonist tries to spit on the snake, but suddenly feels sick and vomits all over the floor!
Some random venomous snake, now covered in vomit, flings itself at Library Security Guard 1 and bites it!
Library Security Guard 1 tries to chop the venomous snake in half with a machete, but SOMEHOW chops off his own leg! He screams in pain!
Library Security Guard 2 fires a tranquilizer rifle at the snake, but MISTAKENLY shoots the Protagonist in the face!
Protagonist blacks out!
Protagonist wakes up to the sound of gunfire as police forces attempt to kill the venomous snake!
forget everything
You attempt to screw the nearest thing, which happens to be the snake. Unsurprisingly, it bites you in the groin again and you die.
GAME OVER
You ever watch the scene in Snakes On a Plane where a guy gets bit in the crotch and goes "loving snake! Get off my richard!" before dying? Those should have been your famous last words, you know.
that's impressive
The magic of being jinxed. Misfortune that infects everyone nearby.
BOSS: Some random venomous snake armed with Taser
Library Security Guard 1(LEG CHOPPED OFF, MASSIVE BLEEDING) armed with Machete
Library Security Guard 2 armed with Tranquilizer Rifle
Police Lt. KillBot(Medium Body Armor) armed with KillBot's Chrome-Plated S&W Model 629
Police Rookie Algernon Franklin(Light Armor) armed with Colt Official Police .38 Revolver
Police Rookie Amanda Smith(Stab Vest) armed with 1911
YOU are badly wounded and poisoned. You've taken damage to the groin and its infected, also.
8:45 AM
ERRANDS
Get groceries
Mail something at the Post Office
Find a Magician that can cure being Jinxed
| WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN (2/10 rounds) HEAVY CANE TASER (5 cartridges left) GLOCK (15/17 rounds, 1 mags) FN MAG (45/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (12/30 rounds, 1 mag) Personal ID-Tagged M4 (30/30 rounds, 3 5.56 Mags) Templar Sword + Knife Templar Armor BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 0 .45 mags) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (0/6 rounds, 2 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 0 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD | OTHER ITEMS: INFECTED ORGANS METAGAMER GUARD'S HAT ALIEN BLOOD DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE (DAMAGED) DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD) SAXOPHONE BLOODLUST CONTROL x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 STYLIN' HAT |
$0 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 91%(INSANE)
POLICE REINFORCEMENTS ARRIVED - NONLETHAL FORCE
JINXED!
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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]
« on: July 14, 2015, 03:16:53 PM »suck out the poison, which is in your nether regions
yes, suck your richard
You suck out the posion! Well, you try to.
Egad! Your snakebite is now infected!
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Do Not Try This at Home. This used to be taught up until recently-ish, but as it turns out, A) All the bacteria in your mouth could cause an infection in the wounded person; B) Sucking out of a thin puncture will only make the area swell, and C) You're too late - the moment a person's heart beats after a bite, the venom is already circulating around their body anyway.
In reality, the currently advised First Aid for snakebites is to keep the victim calm, prevent them from moving, and arrange for them to be transported to the hospital. In Australia, a country packed with things that can and will bite or sting you on a moment's notice, pressure immobilisation bandages are also recommended.
Cut it with jewbot's rainbow sword.
Protagonist swings a rainbow sword at the snake, but it slips out of his grasp and flies into a nearby bookshelf, knocking it over and causing a domino effect!
No snake would bite anyone's genitals.
They crave Bear Gryll's rock hard, frothing with venom rooster.
OT: find magician to cure jinx.
"Is there a magician anywhere?" You scream in the library.
"Psst!" A nearby magician whispers. "Quiet in the library! Yeah, I'm a magician. I'm not that skilled. Whaddaya need?"
"I'm jinxed! Cure me!"
"No problem. First you---"
Some random venomous snake tases the Magician!
Amateur Magician has a heart problem and dies from being tased!
+3 Bloodlust
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90-99% Bloodlust: Insane. You sport a visibly deranged appearance with a psychotic grin full of teeth and eyes wide to go along with it. Civilians will panic at the sight of you and the chances of them calling the police is higher, cops will try to arrest you, and gangsters may shoot you on sight out of fear. Kills are ultraviolent and even slower, and takedowns may involve crippling limbs.
Some random venomous snake hisses and leaps at Protagonist, but misses and smacks into a nearby bookshelf!
Protagonist levels a Glock and fires it at the snake, missing the shot and MISTAKENLY hitting a nearby teenager in the head twice BLOWING IT APART!
Teenager cries out for his father one last time.
Some random venomous snake attempts to bite the protagonist, but suffers a critical failure and bites itself!
Protagonist suffers a critical failure and accidentally smacks himself in the face with a baseball bat!
Library Security Guard 1 shows up!
Library Security Guard 2 shows up!
Librarian runs out of the Library calling the police!
Book Protester runs away praying!
Book Protester 2 runs away hollering!
Fast Food Worker chomps on some french fries before fleeing!
ERRAND FAILED: Return Library Book
No use returning the library book today.
This is going to be a interesting fight. You're so unfortunate that it also affects everyone near you in combat.
BOSS: Some random venomous snake armed with Taser
Library Security Guard 1 armed with Machete
Library Security Guard 2 armed with Tranquilizer Rifle
YOU are wounded and poisoned. You've taken damage to the groin and its infected, also.
8:45 AM
ERRANDS
Get groceries
Mail something at the Post Office
Find a Magician that can cure being Jinxed
| WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN (2/10 rounds) HEAVY CANE TASER (5 cartridges left) GLOCK (15/17 rounds, 1 mags) FN MAG (45/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (12/30 rounds, 1 mag) Personal ID-Tagged M4 (30/30 rounds, 3 5.56 Mags) Templar Sword + Knife Templar Armor BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 0 .45 mags) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (0/6 rounds, 2 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 0 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD | OTHER ITEMS: INFECTED ORGANS METAGAMER GUARD'S HAT ALIEN BLOOD DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE (DAMAGED) DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD) SAXOPHONE BLOODLUST CONTROL x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 STYLIN' HAT |
$0 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 91%(INSANE)
POLICE ALARMED
JINXED!
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Games / Re: Payday 2 Megathread: New heist!
« on: July 14, 2015, 02:06:35 PM »tl;dr everyone in the community hub is a whiny little cunt.
This. A community of ungrateful bastards that can never be pleased. You forgot the "OVERKEEL IS WORSE THAN EA!!!!" or "OVERKEEL IS TEH NEW EA!!!!" reactions.
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Forum Games / Re: Dice with 100 sides
« on: July 14, 2015, 01:07:40 PM »
Find a CEO, stealth kill him, and take over as the new CEO
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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]
« on: July 14, 2015, 11:07:03 AM »Inhale slightly harder than normal.
You take a deep breath and suffer a heart attack. HNNNNNNNG.
RIP
Without an AA-12 shotgun, do not shoot the first person you see with a wallet, don't steal it, and never cure jinx using the vending machine.
You end up finding the urge to shotgun someone irresistible. You run up to a random guy and try to shoot him....
oh let me guess
The gun will backfire and explode.
The wallet will fly off into the sunset.
burn yourmoneywallet
.....Only for the gun to somehow jam, light on fire, and explode in your hands. You instead coldrooster the man in the face, causing his wallet to dramatically fly off into the sun. Welp.
steal all of the man's organs and use them to go to the hospital to heal
harvest organs from nearby dead things
You steal some organs from the dead gentleman. Its an unhealthy color and it appears that the gentleman was a smoker. You sure you want to keep this? After that, you walk to the hospital and get healed. You wake up feeling like stuff(probably due to all the sharp instruments the doctors accidentally left in and other malpractice) and are confronted by the nurse.
"No money?" The Nurse says, angered. "GUARDS!"
Guard 1 tries to shoot the Protagonist, but his gun jams! He looks into the barrel of the gun only for it to go off, firing a full magazine into his eyes!
Guard 2 lunges at the Protagonist with a nightstick, but goes crashing out the window and falling 50 stories down!
Guard 3 slips and cuts his throat on a scalpel by accident! He grasps at it and gurgles as his life ebbs away.
Greedy Nurse runs away screaming, but falls down the stairs and breaks his neck!
+6 Bloodlust
hey motherforgeters we're nearly to page 100
>Go to the library and stick your richard in a book
You rush to the library, ignoring the book protesters shouting "Save a tree! Burn a book!". Wait a minute, weren't those guys supposed to be setting the library on fire the first time around? Anyways, you shove your junk into a book when nobody is looking only to get bitten by a snake.
Boss Approaching: Some random venomous snake
A goddamn snake as a boss fight? This can't be too bad---
Some random venomous snake hisses loudly and jumps at the Protagonist's face!
Protagonist does the matrix-dodge!
Some random venomous snake SOMEHOW manages to equip a taser, violating all common sense and sanity!
Here we go.
BOSS: Some random venomous snake armed with Taser
YOU are somewhat wounded and poisoned. You've taken damage to the groin, also.
8:45 AM
ERRANDS
Get groceries
Mail something at the Post Office
Find a Magician that can cure being Jinxed
Return library book before its overdue(Book is late at 12:00 PM)
| WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN (2/10 rounds) HEAVY CANE TASER (5 cartridges left) GLOCK (17/17 rounds, 1 mags) FN MAG (45/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (12/30 rounds, 1 mag) Personal ID-Tagged M4 (30/30 rounds, 3 5.56 Mags) Templar Sword + Knife Templar Armor BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 0 .45 mags) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (0/6 rounds, 2 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 0 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD | OTHER ITEMS: INFECTED ORGANS METAGAMER GUARD'S HAT ALIEN BLOOD DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE (DAMAGED) DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD) SAXOPHONE BLOODLUST CONTROL x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 STYLIN' HAT |
$0 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 88%(Very Little Sanity)
JINXED!
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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]
« on: July 13, 2015, 11:15:57 PM »adjust shirt / poke him to cause a butterfly effect
just forget it
do it live
loving thing sucks anyways
Activate POCKET SAND
A nearby power line overhead collapses and zaps both of you. You loot a heavy cane from the Gentleman.
YOU are extremely wounded, bleeding, and suffering from severe radiation poisoning.
8:45 AM
ERRANDS
Get groceries
Mail something at the Post Office
Find a Magician that can cure being Jinxed
Return library book before its overdue(Book is late at 12:00 PM)
| WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN (2/10 rounds) HEAVY CANE TASER (5 cartridges left) GLOCK (17/17 rounds, 1 mags) FN MAG (45/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (12/30 rounds, 1 mag) Personal ID-Tagged M4 (30/30 rounds, 3 5.56 Mags) Templar Sword + Knife Templar Armor BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 0 .45 mags) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER AA-12 SHOTGUN (2/20 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (0/6 rounds, 2 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 0 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD | OTHER ITEMS: METAGAMER GUARD'S HAT ALIEN BLOOD DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE (DAMAGED) DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD) SAXOPHONE BLOODLUST CONTROL x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 STYLIN' HAT |
$0 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 82%(Very Little Sanity)
JINXED!
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Forum Games / Re: Dice with 100 sides
« on: July 13, 2015, 10:07:53 PM »
Rewrite time so that Riddler is a kung fu master that can kill people by shooting into phones.
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Games / Re: postal 2 is $0.99
« on: July 13, 2015, 08:05:06 PM »
What about the Paradise Lost DLC
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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]
« on: July 13, 2015, 07:05:56 PM »TRY to mess up at curing your radiation posion something on purpose, then the jinxed effect will be good and you'll be cured!
You somehow forget that up and give yourself severe radiation poisoning. Good job.
Ask Metagamer how to cure Jinxed
"Use the vending machine again. Only $50, but thats something you don't have. The alternative is finding a magician, however."
purchase a stylin' hat
You're broke from having a vending machine drain your wallet, so you decide to run up to a nearby person with a Stylin Hat outside the Metagamer HQ and attempt to rob him.
Protagonist snatches the hat from Gentleman!
Gentleman says: "What in God's name? I'll teach you a lesson!"
Gentleman armed with Heavy Cane
YOU are majorly wounded, bleeding, and suffering from severe radiation poisoning.
8:30 AM
ERRANDS
Get groceries
Mail something at the Post Office
Find a Magician that can cure being Jinxed
Return library book before its overdue(Book is late at 12:00 PM)
| WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN (2/10 rounds) TASER (5 cartridges left) GLOCK (17/17 rounds, 1 mags) FN MAG (45/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (12/30 rounds, 1 mag) Personal ID-Tagged M4 (30/30 rounds, 3 5.56 Mags) Templar Sword + Knife Templar Armor BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 0 .45 mags) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER AA-12 SHOTGUN (2/20 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (0/6 rounds, 2 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 0 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD | OTHER ITEMS: METAGAMER GUARD'S HAT ALIEN BLOOD DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE (DAMAGED) DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD) SAXOPHONE BLOODLUST CONTROL x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 STYLIN' HAT |
$0 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 82%(Very Little Sanity)
JINXED!
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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]
« on: July 13, 2015, 06:21:16 PM »cure jinxed status
New errand added.
Do something, because you are Jinxed. it could kill the hitmen.
cough
You let out a cough, coincidentally triggering an allergic reaction in one of the hitman after he accidentally eats peanut butter. Hitman 2 drops to the floor dead and his gun explodes.
Touch hitmen.
Hitman 1 trips on his own feet while holding down the trigger of the gun, spraying everyone nearby, Protagonist included!!
Hitman 3's head explodes.
Hitman 4 lets out a wail as he drops to the floor writhing in agony, then all is silent.
+10 Bloodlust
Loot Acquired: 5.56 Ammo, Shotgun ammo
YOU are badly wounded, bleeding, and suffering from radiation sickness.
8:23 AM
ERRANDS
Get groceries
Mail something at the Post Office
Find a Magician that can cure being Jinxed
Return library book before its overdue(Book is late at 12:00 PM)
| WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN (2/10 rounds) TASER (5 cartridges left) GLOCK (17/17 rounds, 1 mags) FN MAG (45/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (12/30 rounds, 1 mag) Personal ID-Tagged M4 (30/30 rounds, 3 5.56 Mags) Templar Sword + Knife Templar Armor BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 0 .45 mags) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER AA-12 SHOTGUN (2/20 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (0/6 rounds, 2 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 0 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD | OTHER ITEMS: METAGAMER GUARD'S HAT ALIEN BLOOD DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE (DAMAGED) DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD) SAXOPHONE BLOODLUST CONTROL x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 |
$$0 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 82%(Very Little Sanity)
JINXED!
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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]
« on: July 13, 2015, 04:27:13 PM »Get as many vandom effects from the vending machine until Jinxed status effect ends or goes away or is cured.
Or just drink some Uncurse.
You use the vending machine two more times before running out of cash.
RANDOM EFFECT GAINED: Most Wanted (Summon a hostile hitsquad)
RANDOM EFFECT GAINED: Radiation Sickness
Hitman 1 armed with FN FNC-80
Hitman 2 armed with Colt Model 733
Hitman 3 armed with Mossberg 590
Hitman 4 armed with M16
YOU are suffering from radiation sickness.
8:20 AM
ERRANDS
Get groceries
Mail something at the Post Office
Return library book before its overdue(Book is late at 12:00 PM)
| WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN (2/10 rounds) TASER (5 cartridges left) GLOCK (17/17 rounds, 1 mags) FN MAG (45/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (12/30 rounds, 1 mag) Personal ID-Tagged M4 (30/30 rounds, 2 5.56 Mags) Templar Sword + Knife Templar Armor BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 0 .45 mags) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER AA-12 SHOTGUN (2/20 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (0/6 rounds, 2 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 0 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD | OTHER ITEMS: METAGAMER GUARD'S HAT ALIEN BLOOD DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE (DAMAGED) DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD) SAXOPHONE BLOODLUST CONTROL x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 |
$$0 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 72%(Very Little Sanity)
JINXED!
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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]
« on: July 13, 2015, 03:56:26 PM »Get vandom effect from vending machine.
Ask if he knows any weapon stronger than the Ion Cannon.
"A weapon stronger than an Ion Cannon? Save that for another thread."
Random Item Gained: JewBot's Rainbow Sword
Straight outta Version 21:Left Behind.
use smartphone
call gunslinger
You attempt to call the Gunslinger on your smartphone, but the battery shorts out and your smartphone lights on fire.
YOU are Healthy.
8:20 AM
ERRANDS
Get groceries
Mail something at the Post Office
Return library book before its overdue(Book is late at 12:00 PM)
| WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN (2/10 rounds) TASER (5 cartridges left) GLOCK (17/17 rounds, 1 mags) FN MAG (45/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (12/30 rounds, 1 mag) Personal ID-Tagged M4 (30/30 rounds, 2 5.56 Mags) Templar Sword + Knife Templar Armor BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 0 .45 mags) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER AA-12 SHOTGUN (2/20 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (0/6 rounds, 2 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 0 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD | OTHER ITEMS: METAGAMER GUARD'S HAT ALIEN BLOOD DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE (DAMAGED) DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD) SAXOPHONE BLOODLUST CONTROL x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 |
$100 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 72%(Very Little Sanity)
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