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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 13, 2015, 03:28:42 PM »

ask if notable people (Gunslinger, Only Sane Man, etc) still remember their alternate/previous universe lives

"Only the Gunslinger and I remember. Only Sane Man and Snidely didn't even exist in the other universe."

Reload your Glock, M4, and Traitor Joe's M1911A1

Also ask if he knows anyone from Nevada (madness combat)

"Nevada? Madness Combat? Not in this thread." The Metagamer Guard says, applying his fourth wall awareness.

Try tying your shoes.

You sit down on a nearby chair and try to tie your shoes, but your hand slips and you end up punching a random customer in the groin who was carrying a baseball bat. His baseball bat goes flying out of his hand and into the windshield of a nearby car, killing the occupant. The driverless car crashes into a tanker truck at a gas station, which then squishes a random terrorist lighting his shoes on fire. The Gas Station goes up in flames and explodes.

YOU are Healthy.


8:12 AM

ERRANDS
Get groceries
Mail something at the Post Office
Return library book before its overdue in the afternoon

WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN (2/10 rounds) TASER (5 cartridges left) GLOCK (17/17 rounds, 1 mags) FN MAG (45/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (12/30 rounds, 1 mag) Personal ID-Tagged M4 (30/30 rounds, 2 5.56 Mags) Templar Sword + Knife Templar Armor BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 0 .45 mags) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER AA-12 SHOTGUN (2/20 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (0/6 rounds, 2 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 0 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: METAGAMER GUARD'S HAT ALIEN BLOOD DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD) SAXOPHONE BLOODLUST CONTROL x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1

$150 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 72%(Very Little Sanity)
JINXED!

Some fancy numbers
Protag Kills/Total Onscreen Deaths: 139/298+
Pacifist Count: 19 people tranquilized/knocked out
“Offscreen” Deaths: 479 unlucky bastards
Game Over Count: 41 deaths
Ending 1: Terrorist(Cause WW3)
Ending 2: Escape From Venturon (Fly to New York)
Ending 3: Nuclear Ghandi(Nuke the stuff out of everyone as Ghandi)
Ending 4: Here We Go Again(New Game+)
Ending 5: ??????

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Off Topic / Re: The Worst CN Shows EVER

« on: July 13, 2015, 03:07:43 PM »

Teen Titans Go is pretty handicapped.

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 13, 2015, 02:33:29 PM »

vandom effect, do it

RANDOM EFFECT GAINED: Jinx
You are now the unluckiest son of a bitch in the entire universe. You are so unfortunate that it infects everyone nearby, making you a person of mass destruction potentially.

also buy mind control kit

get some bloodlust control pills.

also asked Metagamer if good conscience is ok.

"Good Conscience? Kinda doesn't exist. Its only after the vending machine gave you the consciences that you were able to summon them at will, you know."

YOU are Healthy.


7:50 AM

ERRANDS
Get groceries
Mail something at the Post Office
Return library book before its overdue in the afternoon

WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN (2/10 rounds) TASER (5 cartridges left) GLOCK (0/17 rounds, 2 mags) FN MAG (45/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (12/30 rounds, 1 mag) Personal ID-Tagged M4 (0/30 rounds, 3 5.56 Mags) Templar Sword + Knife Templar Armor BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER AA-12 SHOTGUN (2/20 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (0/6 rounds, 2 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 0 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: METAGAMER GUARD'S HAT ALIEN BLOOD DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD) SAXOPHONE BLOODLUST CONTROL x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1

$150 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 72%(Very Little Sanity)
JINXED!

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 13, 2015, 01:44:33 PM »

Max out your ammo for everything and then reload all your guns.

"Max Ammo" Upgrade cost: $5000

Not enough cash.

lets check out this upgrade machine

Self Revive x1: $400
Police Disguise: $200
Glock Suppressor: $50
Alien Raygun Ammo: $200 per Cell
Crowbar: $50
Bloodlust Control Pills:$300
Mind Control Kit: $350
Sniper Cannon Ammo x1: $450
Joseph Stalin's Power Armor + Minigun: $8500

Vandom Effect Vending Machine: $50

YOU are Healthy.


7:45 AM

ERRANDS
Get groceries
Mail something at the Post Office
Return library book before its overdue in the afternoon

WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN (2/10 rounds) TASER (5 cartridges left) GLOCK (0/17 rounds, 2 mags) FN MAG (45/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (12/30 rounds, 1 mag) Personal ID-Tagged M4 (0/30 rounds, 3 5.56 Mags) Templar Sword + Knife Templar Armor BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER AA-12 SHOTGUN (2/20 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (0/6 rounds, 2 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 0 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: METAGAMER GUARD'S HAT ALIEN BLOOD DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD) SAXOPHONE

$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 72%(Very Little Sanity)

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Forum Games / Re: Dice with 100 sides

« on: July 13, 2015, 12:19:00 PM »

Send Phoenix 1 to rob a bank

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Games / Re: Satoru Iwata is dead.

« on: July 13, 2015, 11:39:47 AM »

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Is that Satan in a suit?

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 13, 2015, 11:12:27 AM »

Go to metagamers hq.

You arrive at the Metagamer HQ. A Metagamer Guard greets you.

"Thats the magic of the reset button. How'd you like it?" The Guard says. "As usual, theres a vending machine that gives random effects, but we've also added a new machine that sells... Upgrades."

YOU are Healthy.


7:40 AM

ERRANDS
Get groceries
Mail something at the Post Office
Return library book before its overdue in the afternoon

WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN (2/10 rounds) TASER (5 cartridges left) GLOCK (0/17 rounds, 2 mags) FN MAG (45/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (12/30 rounds, 1 mag) Personal ID-Tagged M4 (0/30 rounds, 3 5.56 Mags) Templar Sword + Knife Templar Armor BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER AA-12 SHOTGUN (2/20 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (0/6 rounds, 2 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 0 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: METAGAMER GUARD'S HAT ALIEN BLOOD DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD) SAXOPHONE

$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 72%(Very Little Sanity)

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Forum Games / BLOODLUST [NewGame+]

« on: July 13, 2015, 11:08:14 AM »

it's time to start
stalin for time


use special tranquilizer dart on him

You shoot the special tranquilizer dart into Riddler's face! Riddler breaks down into tears!

BLAST STRONGER THAN YOU AS YOU TAKE HIM DOWN SMASH BROS STYLE

Aim a hand at Riddler, then [A] Use lightning on him. [B} Use fire on him. (Like a flamethrower from your hand) or [C] use concentrated plasma to form a laser from your hand and blast it into his face. Like ironman.

Fist of the North Star his ass.

In the face.

WATATATATATATATA

Protagonist goes Kenshiro on Riddler's ass and punts Riddler into space as "Stronger than you" plays in the background while zapping him with lightning!

"Its finished! The reset button is finished!" Metagamer Guard exclaims before a sudden gunshot rings out. Metagamer Guard collapses to the floor dying and you turn to see Joseph Stalin on his knees holding a S4M Pistol. He punts Metagamer Guard into space, and only his hat is left behind. You return fire with the FN MAG and turn Stalin into paste.

As the Man of Steel's corpse drops to the floor, the universe begins trembling violently and starts to collapse. John Henry Lincoln is sucked up into a gap in the universe and the Gunslinger nearly suffers the same fate. You grab the Reset Button and push it before the universe itself eats you alive. A light fills the entire world.....






Your grand adventure starts here as you step outside the door of your house. You've got errands to run and a violent nature to control. You move to your car when a paperboy on a bicycle throws a newspaper at your front door, but misses and accidentally hits you in the face instead.

"Sorry about that!" The paperboy shouts as he rides around throwing newspapers at other houses. You have the feeling that the day can only get worse from here.

Wait a minute, this seems familiar. Aren't you back where you started? Why do you still have your massive inventory? Something is wrong.

ENDING 4:Here We Go Again

YOU are Healthy.


7:40 AM

ERRANDS
Get groceries
Mail something at the Post Office
Return library book before its overdue in the afternoon

WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN (2/10 rounds) TASER (5 cartridges left) GLOCK (0/17 rounds, 2 mags) FN MAG (45/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (12/30 rounds, 1 mag) Personal ID-Tagged M4 (0/30 rounds, 3 5.56 Mags) Templar Sword + Knife Templar Armor BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER AA-12 SHOTGUN (2/20 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (0/6 rounds, 2 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 0 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: METAGAMER GUARD'S HAT ALIEN BLOOD DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD) SAXOPHONE

$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 72%(Very Little Sanity)

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Drama / Re: I say goodbye,for all of you.

« on: July 13, 2015, 10:23:05 AM »

OP thinks the forums hate him because he made a dumb drama and overreacted to an old trick. The reality is that nobody actually knows who the hell he is. Of course OP had to make a leaving post which just solidified his fate of being banned.

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Forum Games / Re: Dice with 100 sides

« on: July 13, 2015, 10:20:30 AM »

Summon badspot so he can perform a home vasectomy

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [Alternate Universe Communist America]

« on: July 13, 2015, 10:15:03 AM »

Why is this forgeter NOT DEAD?

FIRE EVERYTHING THAT CAN BE FIRED!

stab a flag of america in stalin's face, make sure it goes into the brain

completely unload the raygun into stalin's face

tell gunslinger to shoot the helicopter down so that it crashes on your enemies

tell your consciences to help prevent your brainwashing

rush up to stalin and use the templar sword to slice his moustache off

Protagonist fires EVERY SINGLE WEAPON HE HAS AT ONCE, wasting a stuffton of ammo again but OVERKILLING Stalin! Protagonist finishes off Stalin with a american flag to the brain and slashes his moustache off!
Patriotic Neutral Conscience blasts rap music at the Protagonist, undoing the brainwashing a little!
Patriotic Good Conscience blasts the Team America:World Police theme song at the Protagonist! America, forget yeah!

The Gunslinger takes careful aim, shoots the helicopter pilot, and watches it squish the angry mob! Only a few people survive!
Angry Peasant 2 rushes at the Protagonist with a Soviet Flag and----



Adolf Riddler bursts into the scene in a broken mech suit and unloads a minigun into the angry mob!

"STALIN!" Riddler shouts in a rage. "I've come back to finish the job!" Riddler takes one look at you and then at Stalin before doing the math.

"Y-You...... YOU! You dare kill Stalin, my arch nemesis, when I am the only one to defeat him?" He spins up the miniguns again.

JOSEPH STALIN(NearDeath, Posioned, Slightly tired) armed with Power Armor, High Explosive Minigun, Ultra-lovey Moustache
Angry Peasant 2 armed with Soviet Flag
Angry KGB Agent armed with BARE HANDS
Angry Farmer 3 armed with Sickle
Angry Construction Worker armed with Hammer
Adolf Riddler armed with Broken Mech Suit, Quadruple Miniguns, Unimpressive Moustache

Good Conscience
Patriotic Good Conscience
Patriotic Neutral Conscience
Metagamer Guard armed with Fourth Wall Awareness, generic Pistol
The Gunslinger armed with .600 Nitro Express Revolver
All-American Hero John Henry Lincoln(INCAPACITATED) armed with Desert Eagle
YOU are Badly Wounded


7:40 AM

WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN (2/10 rounds) TASER (5 cartridges left) GLOCK (0/17 rounds, 2 mags) FN MAG (50/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (12/30 rounds, 1 mag) Personal ID-Tagged M4 (0/30 rounds, 3 5.56 Mags) Templar Sword + Knife Templar Armor BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER AA-12 SHOTGUN (2/20 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (0/6 rounds, 2 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 1 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: ALIEN BLOOD DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD) SAXOPHONE

$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 72%(Very Little Sanity)

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Forum Games / Re: jairo's community projects planning thread

« on: July 13, 2015, 12:12:30 AM »

Where the hell does this Gif even come from?

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [Alternate Universe Communist America]

« on: July 13, 2015, 12:08:06 AM »

finish him off with one last raygun shot

You shoot Stalin between the eyes with a raygun! Still not close enough. The Gunslinger(Only companion left that can actually fight, Metagamer Guard is building the Reset Button) opens fire on the angry mob while the helicopter prepares to spam missiles all over the place.


JOSEPH STALIN(ExtremelyWounded, Posioned, Slightly tired) armed with Power Armor, High Explosive Minigun, Ultra-lovey Moustache
Mil-24 Helicopter armed with Minigun, Rockets
Angry Peasant armed with Pitchfork
Angry Peasant 2 armed with Soviet Flag
Angry Laborer armed with Pickaxe
Angry KGB Agent armed with BARE HANDS
Angry Peasant 3 armed with Torch
Angry Farmer armed with Double Barrel Shotgun
Angry Veteran armed with PKM
Angry Farmer 2 armed with Rake
Angry Farmer 3 armed with Sickle
Angry Construction Worker armed with Hammer
Angry Communist Sympathizer armed with S4M Pistol

Good Conscience
Patriotic Good Conscience
Patriotic Neutral Conscience
Metagamer Guard armed with Fourth Wall Awareness, generic Pistol
The Gunslinger armed with .600 Nitro Express Revolver
All-American Hero John Henry Lincoln(INCAPACITATED) armed with Desert Eagle
YOU are Badly Wounded


7:40 AM

WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN (4/10 rounds) TASER (5 cartridges left) GLOCK (16/17 rounds, 2 mags) FN MAG (100/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (30/30 rounds, 1 mag) Personal ID-Tagged M4 (30/30 rounds, 3 5.56 Mags) Templar Sword + Knife Templar Armor BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (2/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER AA-12 SHOTGUN (6/20 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (6/6 rounds, 3 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 1 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: ALIEN BLOOD DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD) SAXOPHONE

$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 72%(Very Little Sanity)

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [Alternate Universe Communist America]

« on: July 13, 2015, 12:03:05 AM »

Try and raise up your bloodlust maybe?

You quickly open your smartphone and watch a video of all the violent executions in Manhunt 2.

+50 Bloodlust

Its not working!

Either that, or flick fire at his moustache.

Before you pass out completely from the Hammer and Sickle taking over your brain, you quickly raise your Glock and fire one last shot at Stalin's moustache. You lose consciousness.

have your conscience blast patriotic music in your ears

You wake up to the sound of the Star Spangled Banner and Stars and Stripes Forever! The brainwashing has been slightly undone, but its still there! You slap yourself hard while your consciences blast the Washington Post March in your ears, and overcome the brainwashing for now!

run up to him and stab him in the neck with the Sword and twist it. before Stalin knows what is going on, retreat back so he cannot grab you. Even if you are slightly brainwashed, that is what you must do.

You charge screaming at Stalin with a Templar Sword, but he quickly raises his minigun and swats you like a fly! The Templar Sword flies out of your grip and hits Stalin in the throat! Stalin ignores the injury and lets loose a cackle before firing the minigun again, killing Homeless Street Musician!

Stalin then flashes his moustache at the Gunslinger in an attempt to brainwash him, but the Gunslinger refuses to budge!

shoot stalin with the ray gun

You whip out the Raygun and fire three rapid shots, hitting Stalin two in the chest, and one in the head!

"How can this be? A filthy rat taking down a bear!" Stalin shouts. He yells out the International Cry of Communist Distress, summoning a helicopter and angry mob!

JOSEPH STALIN(Majorly Wounded, Posioned, Slightly tired) armed with Power Armor, High Explosive Minigun, Ultra-lovey Moustache
Mil-24 Helicopter armed with Minigun, Rockets
Angry Peasant armed with Pitchfork
Angry Peasant 2 armed with Soviet Flag
Angry Laborer armed with Pickaxe
Angry KGB Agent armed with BARE HANDS
Angry Peasant 3 armed with Torch
Angry Farmer armed with Double Barrel Shotgun
Angry Veteran armed with PKM
Angry Farmer 2 armed with Rake
Angry Farmer 3 armed with Sickle
Angry Construction Worker armed with Hammer
Angry Ex-Cop armed with Taser
Angry Communist Sympathizer armed with S4M Pistol

Good Conscience
Patriotic Good Conscience
Patriotic Neutral Conscience
Metagamer Guard armed with Fourth Wall Awareness, generic Pistol
The Gunslinger armed with .600 Nitro Express Revolver
All-American Hero John Henry Lincoln(INCAPACITATED) armed with Desert Eagle
YOU are Badly Wounded


7:40 AM

WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN (5/10 rounds) TASER (3 cartridges left) GLOCK (16/17 rounds, 2 mags) FN MAG (100/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (30/30 rounds, 1 mag) Personal ID-Tagged M4 (30/30 rounds, 3 5.56 Mags) Templar Sword + Knife Templar Armor BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (2/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER AA-12 SHOTGUN (6/20 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (6/6 rounds, 3 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 1 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: ALIEN BLOOD DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD) SAXOPHONE

$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 72%(Very Little Sanity)

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [Joseph Stalin rematch]

« on: July 12, 2015, 11:41:56 PM »

shoot stalin with the ray gun

You get up and try to raise a raygun at Stalin, but the brainwashing kicks in again! You collapse to the floor and gasp in horror as the Hammer and Sickle appears in your mind, slowly starting to take over.