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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [Alternate Universe Communist America]

« on: July 12, 2015, 11:36:12 PM »

Stand up, blast lightning in his face, Shoot him in the face with the Alien Raygun, then the sniper cannon, and to finish it up, AA12 his face. That is pure death.

Protagonist does a deadly combo of lightning, an alien raygun, and an AA-12 to the face! Stalin falls to one knee, temporarily stunned.
Good Conscience tells Stalin to surrender!
Patriotic Good/Neutral Conscience both yell out that Communism is a setback on the road to freedom!
Homeless Street Musician plays some more smooth jazz, calming down Stalin slightly!
Metagamer Guard finishes grabbing materials, runs to a corner, and starts building the Reset Button!
The Gunslinger shoots at Stalin, hitting one of his Miniguns and disabling it!

ALL-OUT ATTACK, THROW AS MANY SHELLS AT HIM AS YOU CAN. SPAM SHELLS.

use the two transquilizer darts and taze the hell out of him

You grab random shells from the floor and throw them at Stalin like a machinegun before shooting him with Special Darts from the Tranquilizer.

Special Dart Random Effect: Psychotic Laughter

Joseph Stalin breaks into a hearty yet psychotic laugh!
Homeless Street Musician clutches at his arm stump and desperately tries to stop the bleeding.
Joseph Stalin flashes his moustache at Homeless Street Musician and lets loose a cackle!
Homeless Street Musician turns Communist!
Homeless Street Musician plays the Saxophone at Protagonist! Protagonist is slightly brainwashed!
Protagonist fires the taser at Stalin, hitting the face and stunning him!
John Henry Lincoln slaps Homeless Street Musician hard, causing him to snap out of it!

Stalin is still stunned!
Protagonist fires the Alien Raygun at Stalin, hitting him in the chest!
Patriotic Good/Neutral Conscience both yell out that Stalin is a filthy commie! Stalin quietly considers these ideas.
Homeless Street Musician plays the Saxophone at Stalin! It seems to be working, but Stalin snaps out of it fifteen seconds later!
Metagamer Guard finishes building 1/4 of the Reset Button!
The Gunslinger shoots Stalin in the groin, but his armor takes most of the impact!
John Henry Lincoln MISTAKENLY shoots a random bystander in the distance when he fires at Stalin!

Joseph Stalin recovers!
Joseph Stalin chuckles slightly and fires his Minigun, ripping off Homeless Street Musician's right leg and incapacitating John Henry Lincoln!
Joseph Stalin flashes his moustache at Protagonist!
Protagonist drops to the floor on his knees desperately trying to fight the brainwashing!

"You cannot stop Communism! Look at this pathetic animal!" Stalin shouts to the rest of your team as he struggles to contain his psychotic laughter. "Surrender now and you won't be horribly mutilated!"

Your teammates hold firm and refuse to surrender.


JOSEPH STALIN(Badly Wounded, Posioned, Slightly tired) armed with Power Armor, High Explosive Minigun, Ultra-lovey Moustache
Good Conscience
Patriotic Good Conscience
Patriotic Neutral Conscience
Homeless Street Musician(NEAR DEATH, massive bleeding + Arm/Leg blown off) armed with Saxophone
Metagamer Guard armed with Fourth Wall Awareness, generic Pistol
The Gunslinger armed with .600 Nitro Express Revolver
All-American Hero John Henry Lincoln(INCAPACITATED) armed with Desert Eagle
YOU are Badly Wounded and being brainwashed by Stalin! You gotta fight it off somehow!


7:30 AM

WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN (8/10 rounds) TASER (3 cartridges left) GLOCK (0/17 rounds, 2 mags) FN MAG (100/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (30/30 rounds, 1 mag) Personal ID-Tagged M4 (30/30 rounds, 3 5.56 Mags) Templar Sword + Knife Templar Armor BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (2/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER AA-12 SHOTGUN (6/20 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (6/6 rounds, 3 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 1 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: ALIEN BLOOD DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD)

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Games / Re: Satoru Iwata is dead.

« on: July 12, 2015, 11:02:13 PM »

loving 2015

Whats next, the videogame market crashes again

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [Alternate Universe Communist America]

« on: July 12, 2015, 10:09:58 PM »

Step on top of Stalin and stab the sword into his chest, then scream out "THIS IS IS FOR AMERICA!"

make homeless musician use jazz on gunslinger to keep him on our side

then

use smartphone to hack into alien raygun so it can be used

You rush towards Stalin and jam the Templar Sword into his chest while screaming that its for America! Stalin is mildly annoyed and swats you like a fly before pulling out the sword and attempting to throw it into your face.

Pour a bit of alien poison on the alien raygun and use it if that unlocks it

You take a tiny bit of Alien Blood and pour it on the raygun, unlocking it!

Good Conscience tells Stalin that what he's doing is wrong!
Both Patriotic Good and Neutral Conscience shout that communism is the definition of failure!
Homeless Street Musician plays soothing Smooth Jazz at Stalin and the Gunslinger! The Gunslinger decides to stay on your side!
The Gunslinger shoots Stalin in the face again!
John Henry Lincoln does a backflip kick, hitting Stalin in the face!

Throw a Red Shell at stalin.
If this was Ratsputin we'd die of old age tryimg to kill him.

Joseph Stalin is hit with a red shell in the foot! He drops to one knee in pain, aims his minigun, and fires!
Homeless Street Musician's left arm is blown off!
Joseph Stalin flashes his moustache at Good Conscience!
Good Conscience is unaffected!

JOSEPH STALIN(Somewhat Wounded, Posioned) armed with Power Armor, High Explosive Akimbo Miniguns, Ultra-lovey Moustache
Good Conscience
Patriotic Good Conscience
Patriotic Neutral Conscience
Homeless Street Musician(Extremely wounded, massive bleeding) armed with Saxophone
Metagamer Guard armed with Fourth Wall Awareness, generic Pistol
The Gunslinger armed with .600 Nitro Express Revolver
All-American Hero John Henry Lincoln armed with Desert Eagle
YOU are Badly Wounded


7:30 AM

WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN (10/10 rounds) TASER (4 cartridges left) GLOCK (0/17 rounds, 2 mags) FN MAG (100/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (30/30 rounds, 1 mag) Personal ID-Tagged M4 (30/30 rounds, 3 5.56 Mags) Templar Sword + Knife Templar Armor BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (2/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER AA-12 SHOTGUN (12/20 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (6/6 rounds, 3 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 2 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: ALIEN BLOOD DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD)

$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 22%

Obsessive Frequent updates will resume after I finish my dinner.

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [Alternate Universe Communist America]

« on: July 12, 2015, 10:01:18 PM »

I meant at-least meant the armor and weapons to stay. The magic is a thing that can be used like, maybe 3 casts per 2 days?

Reasons:
1: You get all around stab-protection, and mediocre bullet protection.
2: Gun ID tagged to you, plus a sword and a knife.
3: You look loving badass.
Throw the Alien blood at Stalin.

Protagonist throws half the bucket of Alien Blood at Stalin, poisoning him slightly!

sniper cannon -> stalin

You fire the Sniper Cannon at Stalin's face, knocking him over!

Metagamer Guard salvages resources from the remains of the Metagamer HQ!
The Gunslinger shoots Stalin in the face!
Both Patriotic Good and Neutral Conscience continue to shout anti-communist slogans at Stalin, slightly demoralizing him!
Good Conscience urges Stalin to think if his mother would approve of this! Stalin briefly pauses.
Homeless Street Musician plays smooth jazz at Stalin!

Joseph Stalin flashes his moustache at The Gunslinger! The Gunslinger pauses and asks "Is this right?"
Joseph Stalin fires high explosive akimbo miniguns, but misses and accidentally knocks over a building!

A heroic Patriot watching the battle comes to your aid!

JOSEPH STALIN(Light Wounds, Posioned) armed with Power Armor, High Explosive Akimbo Miniguns, Ultra-lovey Moustache
Good Conscience
Patriotic Good Conscience
Patriotic Neutral Conscience
Homeless Street Musician armed with Saxophone
Metagamer Guard armed with Fourth Wall Awareness, generic Pistol
The Gunslinger armed with .600 Nitro Express Revolver
All-American Hero John Henry Lincoln armed with Desert Eagle
YOU are Badly Wounded


7:30 AM

WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN Security Locked TASER (4 cartridges left) GLOCK (0/17 rounds, 2 mags) FN MAG (100/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (30/30 rounds, 1 mag) Personal ID-Tagged M4 (30/30 rounds, 3 5.56 Mags) Templar Sword + Knife Templar Armor BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (2/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER AA-12 SHOTGUN (12/20 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (6/6 rounds, 3 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 2 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: ALIEN BLOOD DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD)

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BLOODLUST: 22%

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Forum Games / Re: Word Association

« on: July 12, 2015, 09:51:40 PM »

Robert Frost

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [Alternate Universe Communist America]

« on: July 12, 2015, 09:49:24 PM »

speed up the jeep

lets ride

You speed up the Jeep, heading right into oncoming traffic at hundreds of miles per hou---

*CRASH*

The Jeep goes flying through the air!

Protagonist is thrown out the windshield! He flies through the air for a few miles before hitting the Metagamer HQ and going splat.
Good Conscience is thrown into a billboard.
Imprisoned Flash Mober falls into the ocean and drowns!
Homeless Street Musician prays to the Saxophone gods for mercy, and mercy is granted!
Prisoner flies through the air and gets impaled on a stop sign.
American Patriot flies through the air and smacks facefirst into Joseph Stalin. Joseph Stalin stomps his head into bits.

You pick yourself up and find that you are at the remains of the Metagamer HQ. Metagamer Guard gets to work salvaging what remains when suddenly Joseph Stalin finds you!

"Capitalist Pig! You will pay for nuking my homeland!" Stalin shouts in a rage as he loads High Explosive rounds into his dual miniguns and mounts power armor.

Summon yourself new stuff. Turn into a Modern Templar Soldier


Hope you do this, because it'd be neat to have a patriotic Templar shooting lightning at communists. He even has an M4-Masterkey-Bayonette!

You turn into a Modern Templar Soldier and attack with the M4! Stalin is barely affected, so you switch to the Masterkey and Bayonet mounted on the M4! Stalin is only minorly wounded!

Modern Templar Soldier has worn off.

Both Patriotic Good and Neutral Conscience shout anti-communist slogans at Stalin!
Good Conscience urges Stalin to think if his mother would approve of this!
Homeless Street Musician plays smooth jazz at Stalin!

JOSEPH STALIN(Minor Wounds) armed with Power Armor, High Explosive Akimbo Miniguns, Ultra-lovey Moustache
Good Conscience
Patriotic Good Conscience
Patriotic Neutral Conscience
Homeless Street Musician armed with Saxophone
Metagamer Guard armed with Fourth Wall Awareness, generic Pistol
The Gunslinger armed with .600 Nitro Express Revolver
YOU are Badly Wounded


7:30 AM

WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN Security Locked TASER (4 cartridges left) GLOCK (0/17 rounds, 2 mags) FN MAG (100/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (30/30 rounds, 1 mag) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (2/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (1 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER AA-12 SHOTGUN (12/20 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (6/6 rounds, 3 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 2 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: ALIEN BLOOD DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD)

$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 22%

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General Discussion / Re: Scenery's BATTLEMIX - OVER 300K MURDERED -

« on: July 12, 2015, 08:29:35 PM »

Apparently some of the intentionally OP guns got nerfed

Why

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [Alternate Universe Communist America]

« on: July 12, 2015, 08:03:33 PM »

drink a cup off ayylien blood

You drink some alien blood and quickly die from the poisoning. Your corpse falls out of the Jeep and gets promptly ran over seventeen times by a SUV, a steamroller, a truck, and a marching band.

GAME OVER
41 deaths so far

Use Trace and copy Franklin's power...and then hit the loving gas before a car can t-bone them.  Also: treat Good Conscience with Imaginary Audino again.

Is it Franklin from GTA V? Also, what the hell is an Audino?

run the red light

fire warden's sniper cannon behind the jeep so it's recoil propels the jeep

You fire the Sniper Cannon behind the jeep and use it as an impromptu rocket! The Jeep goes rocketing into the cross-section and T-Bones a Bus, smashing right through it and tearing a car-shaped hole. Along with killing a few people unlucky enough to be sitting in the bus.

Army Jeep 1 falls behind!
Army Jeep 2 runs the red light and crashes into a truck head-on!
Army Jeep 3 takes a detour, but still falls behind!
Army Jeep 4 expertly navigates the traffic, but accidentally spins out and crashes into a brick wall!
Sports Car 1 goes around, but falls behind!
Sports Car 2 crashes headfirst into a convertible, sending the occupants flying out the windshield and into a nearby firetruck!

The Jeep is going too fast! You are heading right towards oncoming traffic at hundreds of miles per hour! Slam the brakes, try to navigate the traffic, or do something else?



Good Conscience(Badly wounded)
Patriotic Good Conscience
Patriotic Neutral Conscience
Imprisoned Flash Mober armed with M79
Homeless Street Musician armed with Saxophone
Prisoner armed with FN FAL
American Patriot armed with American Flag Spear
Metagamer Guard armed with Fourth Wall Awareness, generic Pistol
The Gunslinger armed with .600 Nitro Express Revolver
YOU are lightly wounded

WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN Security Locked TASER (4 cartridges left) GLOCK (0/17 rounds, 2 mags) FN MAG (100/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (30/30 rounds, 1 mag) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (2/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (1 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER AA-12 SHOTGUN (12/20 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (6/6 rounds, 3 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 2 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: ALIEN BLOOD DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD)

$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 22%

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [Alternate Universe Communist America]

« on: July 12, 2015, 04:39:03 PM »

OT: force Resonte to touch the alien blood with his richard.

Resonte is posioned by the alien blood!

Praise all your sun bros to boost morality, before you nod in agreement to Meta's suggestion and then follow him.  Make sure the bucket is capped and covered tightly to reduce spillage.

You sleep in your tent for the night. Following an intense session of praising the sun, you head back to the city and discover National Guardsmen and helicopters patrolling everywhere. You soon receive a news alert on your phone.

MANHUNT DECLARED ON THE CAPITALIST PIG THAT NUKED GLORIOUS MOTHER RUSSIA
Remember when some maniac launched nukes everywhere a few days ago? Joseph Stalin has returned from visiting what remains of Russia after getting nuked and has vowed revenge on the Capitalist Pig that did it. National Guard troops will be patrolling the town and Joseph Stalin himself will be on the lookout.

Looks like you won't be able to stay here any longer. Metagamer Guard's plan is to salvage enough parts from the Metagamer HQ in order to build a Reset Button and---

"There he is! Its the filthy Capitalist!" A National Guard Soldier screams as he pulls his Jeep up next to you. The Gunslinger quickly shoots him and hops in the Jeep. You do the same and get in the Driver's seat while your companions try to fit themselves on the vehicle. Nearby soldiers give chase in their own Jeeps, and a few Vigilantes in Sports Cars assist in taking you down!

"Keep driving! Get to the Metagamer HQ!" Metagamer Guard shouts.

Theres a red light with cross traffic ahead! Run the red light, slow down and go around, or do something else?

Army Jeep 1(5 soldiers)
Army Jeep 2(4 soldiers)
Army Jeep 3(6 soldiers)
Army Jeep 4(4 soldiers)
Sports Car 1(6 Vigilantes)
Sports Car 2(4 vigilantes)

Good Conscience(Badly wounded)
Patriotic Good Conscience
Patriotic Neutral Conscience
Imprisoned Flash Mober armed with M79
Homeless Street Musician armed with Saxophone
Prisoner armed with FN FAL
American Patriot armed with American Flag Spear
Metagamer Guard armed with Fourth Wall Awareness, generic Pistol
The Gunslinger armed with .600 Nitro Express Revolver
YOU are lightly wounded

WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN Security Locked TASER (4 cartridges left) GLOCK (0/17 rounds, 2 mags) FN MAG (100/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (30/30 rounds, 1 mag) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (2/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (2 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER AA-12 SHOTGUN (12/20 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (6/6 rounds, 3 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 2 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: ALIEN BLOOD DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD)

$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 22%

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Forum Games / Re: Dice with 100 sides

« on: July 12, 2015, 02:52:30 PM »

Go back in time to kill President Bush

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [Alternate Universe Communist America and Alien Invasions]

« on: July 12, 2015, 02:34:54 PM »

Engage gravity suit mode (Walk on roof and walls, bullets have a chance of curving around you, or deflecting)

ERROR: ANTI CHEAT HAS BEEN TRIGGERED. YOUR GRAVITY SUIT HAS BEEN TAKEN AWAY AND THE GODS WILL CONTACT YOU SHORTLY.

A random god comes out of the sky and slaps you with a Banhammer set to "Slappers Only" mode. The sound of you being slapped can be heard for miles.

take all the rayguns of the deceased aliens and shoot the aliens with them

then when the aliens are dead take all of the rayguns and arm your group with them

Protagonist lunges at Little Green Man and grabs his Raygun
Little Green Man and Protagonist struggle with the gun!
The Plasma Pistol goes off, shooting into the air!
Little Green Man and Protagonist struggle with the gun once more!
The Plasma Pistol goes off AGAIN, shooting into the air and hitting a helicopter BLOWING IT OUT OF THE SKY!
Protagonist wrestles the Raygun from Little Green Man, pulls the trigger, and triggers the security system! An alarm sounds from the gun and it refuses to fire!

The Helicopter that just got shot out of the sky lands on the aliens, squishing them!

Collect alien blood to test it for immortality.

You collect an entire bucket of alien blood. There's gotta be a safe way to test it for immortality, right? Metagamer Guard approaches you.

"We should go to the remains of the Metagamer HQ and advance the plot in the morning, buddy."

Metagamer Guard goes back inside his tent to sleep. Maybe you should too?

Good Conscience(Badly wounded)
Patriotic Good Conscience
Patriotic Neutral Conscience
Imprisoned Flash Mober armed with M79
Homeless Street Musician armed with Saxophone
Prisoner armed with FN FAL
American Patriot armed with American Flag Spear
Metagamer Guard armed with Fourth Wall Awareness, generic Pistol
The Gunslinger armed with .600 Nitro Express Revolver
YOU are lightly wounded


12:00 MIDNIGHT

WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN Security Locked TASER (4 cartridges left) GLOCK (0/17 rounds, 2 mags) FN MAG (100/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (30/30 rounds, 1 mag) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (2/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (2 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER AA-12 SHOTGUN (12/20 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (6/6 rounds, 3 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 2 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: ALIEN BLOOD DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD)

$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 22%

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General Discussion / Re: What server should I make?

« on: July 12, 2015, 12:57:39 PM »

Afgan DM with classic weapons from the RTB days like kajes sniper

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: July 12, 2015, 11:09:04 AM »

take all the rayguns of the deceased aliens and shoot the aliens with them

then when the aliens are dead take all of the rayguns and arm your group with them

Their guns just self destructed.

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Forum Games / Re: Dice with 100 sides

« on: July 12, 2015, 10:57:20 AM »

Destroy all the research in the universe

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Forum Games / BLOODLUST [Alternate Universe Communist America and Alien Invasions]

« on: July 12, 2015, 10:55:15 AM »

Play Mass Destruction [P3 FES Version] and ask the mystery figures to Identify themselves. Prepare for combat.

"Identify yourselves!" You scream.

"We found the guy that nuked our home planet, brothers! ATTACK! You'll rue the day you destroyed Mars!" They respond.

You won't be taking any of that!

Protagonist lunges at Grey Alien 1 with a fire axe, hitting the head CHOPPING IT IN HALF!
Grey Alien 1 speaks these final words: "ayyyyyyyyy lmaaaoooooo......."
Grey Alien 1's weapon self destructs!
Imprisoned Flash Mober loads buckshot rounds into the M79(they exist) and fires it at Grey Alien 2, hitting the torso and face!
Grey Alien 2 speaks these final words: "Better dead than Human...."
Homeless Street Musician plays smooth jazz at Grey Alien 3!
Grey Alien 3 has never heard smooth jazz before. He desperately searches for the truth.
Prisoner swings at Grey Alien 4 but MISTAKENLY smacks Grey Alien 3 in the face, cracking it!
Grey Alien 3 whines loudly, voice crackling, and curls up into a ball.
Prisoner 2 fires the FN FAL at Grey Alien 3, but misses!
American Patriot pokes around blindly with his spear in the dark, accidentally stabbing Prisoner 1!
American Patriot 2 stabs Grey Alien 4 in the chest!
Grey Alien 4 yowls pitifully.
Metagamer Guard shoots at Little Green Man 1 with a generic pistol, hitting the leg!
The Gunslinger fires his .600 Nitro Express Revolver at Little Green Man 2, hitting the torso BLOWING IT APART!
Little Green Man 2 shatters into bloody chunks!
Grey Alien 2~4's and Little Green Man 2's weapons all self destruct!

Total Bloodlust gained: +15

Grey Alien 4 shrieks in pain.
Little Green Man 1 fires a raygun at American Patriot 2. Little Green Man 1 his the head CAUSING IT TO EXPLODE!
American Patriot 2 stands headless for a moment before going down like a sack of potatoes.
Little Green Man 3 fires a raygun at Neutral Conscience, hitting the chest and tearing an imaginary hole through it! Neutral Conscience fades away.
Little Green Man 4 aims a raygun and fires it at Prisoner 2, hitting the torso and melting a large hole in it!
Prisoner 2 cries out to mama one last time.
Patriotic Good Conscience stands on the sideline cheering you on!
Patriotic Neutral Conscience waves an imaginary American Flag at the alien invaders.

Total Bloodlust gained: +7

Grey Alien4(Majorly wounded) armed with ??????
Little Green Man 1(Lightly Wounded) armed with ??????
Little Green Man 3 armed with ??????
Little Green Man 4 armed with ??????

Good Conscience(Badly wounded)
Patriotic Good Conscience
Patriotic Neutral Conscience
Imprisoned Flash Mober armed with M79
Homeless Street Musician armed with Saxophone
Prisoner armed with FN FAL
American Patriot armed with American Flag Spear
Metagamer Guard armed with Fourth Wall Awareness, generic Pistol
The Gunslinger armed with .600 Nitro Express Revolver
YOU are lightly wounded


12:00 MIDNIGHT

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$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 22%