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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: July 12, 2015, 02:28:52 AM »

Last update for tonight because its 11 PM

Check to see if you're dreaming. If you aren't, alert everyone. If you are, bang lovey neutral conscience.

You try to bang Neutral Conscience in her sleep, but phase right through her imaginary figure. Damn it. You pinch yourself and realize you aren't dreaming, so you yell out a cry of alarm, instantly alerting THEM to your location.

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Good Conscience(Badly wounded)
Neutral Conscience
Patriotic Good Conscience
Patriotic Neutral Conscience
Imprisoned Flash Mober armed with M79
Homeless Street Musician armed with Saxophone
Prisoner armed with SCAR(No Ammo)
Prisoner armed with FN FAL
American Patriot armed with American Flag Spear
American Patriot armed with American Flag Spear
Metagamer Guard armed with Fourth Wall Awareness, generic Pistol
The Gunslinger armed with .600 Nitro Express Revolver
YOU are lightly wounded


12:00 MIDNIGHT

WEAPONS: TASER (4 cartridges left) GLOCK (0/17 rounds, 2 mags) FN MAG (100/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (30/30 rounds, 1 mag) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (2/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (2 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER AA-12 SHOTGUN (12/20 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (6/6 rounds, 3 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 2 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD)

$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 0%

2732

Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: July 12, 2015, 02:24:46 AM »

A mysterious fog has rolled in all over Venturon City. You spot a figure in the darkness quickly running away through the bushes. You can't tell if its a random hiker or a bear. Soon after, all the bushes around you begin rustling. Your companions are still asleep in their tents, and yelling in alarm might alert whatever's out there.

Good Conscience(Badly wounded)
Neutral Conscience
Patriotic Good Conscience
Patriotic Neutral Conscience
Imprisoned Flash Mober armed with M79
Homeless Street Musician armed with Saxophone
Prisoner armed with SCAR(No Ammo)
Prisoner armed with FN FAL
American Patriot armed with American Flag Spear
American Patriot armed with American Flag Spear
Metagamer Guard armed with Fourth Wall Awareness, generic Pistol
The Gunslinger armed with .600 Nitro Express Revolver
YOU are lightly wounded


12:00 MIDNIGHT

WEAPONS: TASER (4 cartridges left) GLOCK (0/17 rounds, 2 mags) FN MAG (100/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (30/30 rounds, 1 mag) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (2/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (2 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER AA-12 SHOTGUN (12/20 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (6/6 rounds, 3 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 2 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD)

$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 0%

2733

Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: July 12, 2015, 02:17:49 AM »

"I did but loving commies took it. Let's go camping instead!"

You decide to go camping in the woods for some reason. Everything goes fine until you wake up in the middle of the night and hear noisy rustling in the bushes right outside the tents. Is something out there?

Good Conscience(Badly wounded)
Neutral Conscience
Patriotic Good Conscience
Patriotic Neutral Conscience
Imprisoned Flash Mober armed with M79
Homeless Street Musician armed with Saxophone
Prisoner armed with SCAR(No Ammo)
Prisoner armed with FN FAL
American Patriot armed with American Flag Spear
American Patriot armed with American Flag Spear
Metagamer Guard armed with Fourth Wall Awareness, generic Pistol
The Gunslinger armed with .600 Nitro Express Revolver
YOU are lightly wounded


12:00 MIDNIGHT

WEAPONS: TASER (4 cartridges left) GLOCK (0/17 rounds, 2 mags) FN MAG (100/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (30/30 rounds, 1 mag) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (2/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (2 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER AA-12 SHOTGUN (12/20 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (6/6 rounds, 3 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 2 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD)

$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 0%

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: July 12, 2015, 02:13:27 AM »

"WHO WANTS TO GO TO A FREE AMERICA??" Go pick up the dudes with whoever wants to come and go through with the plan.

You pick up Metagamer Guard and former boss-level character The Gunslinger from the hospital.

"Listen, I've got a plan for escaping this alternate universe Communist America. We're going to need to drive to the ruins of the Metagamer HQ, salvage some parts, and rebuild some stuff. Failing that, we can kill Joseph Stalin and cause this alternate universe to collapse with ourselves in it. Also, its getting pretty late out. You got a place to stay, right?"

Good Conscience(Badly wounded)
Neutral Conscience
Patriotic Good Conscience
Patriotic Neutral Conscience
Imprisoned Flash Mober armed with M79
Homeless Street Musician armed with Saxophone
Prisoner armed with SCAR(No Ammo)
Prisoner armed with FN FAL
American Patriot armed with American Flag Spear
American Patriot armed with American Flag Spear
Metagamer Guard armed with Fourth Wall Awareness, generic Pistol
The Gunslinger armed with .600 Nitro Express Revolver
YOU are badly wounded


9:46 PM

WEAPONS: TASER (4 cartridges left) GLOCK (0/17 rounds, 2 mags) FN MAG (100/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (30/30 rounds, 1 mag) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (2/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (2 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER AA-12 SHOTGUN (12/20 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (6/6 rounds, 3 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 2 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD)

$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 0%

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: July 12, 2015, 02:06:04 AM »

"I can't remember. I'm gonna need time to calm down."
Watch relaxing gifs on your phone for hours.
Also wheres blockhead

Blockhead was taken away to another dimension by his fellow brethren, as he has served his purpose. You watch several hours worth of GIFs on your phone until you get a text from the last surviving Metagamer Guard.

Hey man

Pick me and Gunslinger up from the hospital k?

Also I have plan to get you back to your original universe and not this alternate universe commie america you caused

Good Conscience(Badly wounded)
Neutral Conscience
Patriotic Good Conscience
Patriotic Neutral Conscience
Imprisoned Flash Mober armed with M79
Homeless Street Musician armed with Saxophone
Prisoner armed with SCAR(No Ammo)
Prisoner armed with FN FAL
American Patriot armed with American Flag Spear
American Patriot armed with American Flag Spear
YOU are badly wounded


9:05 PM

WEAPONS: TASER (4 cartridges left) GLOCK (0/17 rounds, 2 mags) FN MAG (100/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (30/30 rounds, 1 mag) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (2/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (2 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER AA-12 SHOTGUN (12/20 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (6/6 rounds, 3 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 2 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD)

$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 0%

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: July 12, 2015, 01:57:58 AM »

Flags can be used as kickass weapons, just watch. Get both patriots to throw their flags at the SWAT. Try summoning guns akimbo blockhead this time, shoot contarian and try to replace with a lovey neutral conscience.

American Patriots 1 and 2 throw their flags at the SWATs, spearing them!
Guns Akimbo Blockhead arrives on the scene and sprays bullets everywhere!
The rest of the party wipes out the SWATs!
Prisoner runs out of ammo for the SCAR!
Protagonist shoots Contrarian Conscience in the face and brainwashes him into being a lovey neutral conscience!

You drop off the Patriots of Venturon at the hospital. The Leader speaks to you on the hospital bed.

"The Homeless Shelter is compromised. You got any other safehouses?"

Good Conscience(Badly wounded)
Neutral Conscience
Patriotic Good Conscience
Patriotic Neutral Conscience
Imprisoned Flash Mober armed with M79
Homeless Street Musician armed with Saxophone
Prisoner armed with SCAR(No Ammo)
Prisoner armed with FN FAL
American Patriot armed with American Flag Spear
American Patriot armed with American Flag Spear
YOU are badly wounded


12:05 AM

WEAPONS: TASER (4 cartridges left) GLOCK (0/17 rounds, 2 mags) FN MAG (100/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (30/30 rounds, 1 mag) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (2/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (2 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER AA-12 SHOTGUN (12/20 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (6/6 rounds, 3 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 2 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD)

$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: Very little sanity. 78% (Slow and violent kills, painful takedowns, suspicious to other people)

2737

Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: July 12, 2015, 01:36:20 AM »

Summon many Patriotic Allies with the call
Play Guile's theme and prepare to fight.

You shout out the International Patriotic Cry of Distress!

"WOLVERINES!"

Guile's Theme starts blasting on your smartphone and you get pumped up......

.....Only two Patriots show up, and they're armed with American Flags? Lame.

make a Patriotic Good and Neutran conscience and summon them with Rocket L.s. Then summon a Blockhead w/ guns tetraikaikimbo.

You attempt to summon a patriotic Conscience, but you accidentally imagine a Contrarian Conscience too! Your attempts to summon a Blockhead with Guns Tetrakimbo fails.

"Oh dear. Maybe we can Tranquilize them."

"Maybe we should kill em."

"W-What? You too, Contrarian Conscience?"

"Nah. Not me."

SWAT Van(6 SWATs) is on your tail!
8 SWAT Officers are on your tail!

Good Conscience(Badly wounded)
Contrarian conscience
Patriotic Good Conscience
Patriotic Neutral Conscience
Imprisoned Flash Mober armed with M79
Homeless Street Musician armed with Saxophone
Prisoner armed with SCAR
Prisoner armed with FN FAL
American Patriot armed with American Flag Spear
American Patriot armed with American Flag Spear
YOU are badly wounded


11:48 AM

Things to do: Bust your fellow Patriots out of prison

WEAPONS: TASER (4 cartridges left) GLOCK (0/17 rounds, 2 mags) FN MAG (5/100 rounds, 1  7.62x51mm NATO mag) MP5 (0/30 rounds, 2 mags) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (3/7 rounds, 2 .45 mags) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (2 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER AA-12 SHOTGUN (6/20 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (0/6 rounds, 4 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 2 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, 2 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, 2 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD)

$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: Very little sanity. 78% (Slow and violent kills, painful takedowns, suspicious to other people)
WANTED LEVEL: POLICE REINFORCEMENTS HAVE ARRIVED - SHOOT TO KILL

You guys could kinda tone down the "summon random stuff out of thin air and curbstomp everything", you know. The "Summon Patriotic Allies" part is okay because its been previously established that screaming "WOLVERINES!" is the International Patriotic Cry of Distress. Summoning a random Blockhead with guns Tetrakimbo to rip apart the SWATs? Too OP.

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: July 12, 2015, 01:00:50 AM »

Get people away from a warr and fire the Sniper Cannon at it.

You brace yourself and fire the Sniper Cannon, blowing the walls apart! Everyone jumps out the wall with the rescued Patriots and tries to make a break for it, but a patrolling SWAT Van spots you!

You are now being chased on foot throughout the city.

SWAT Van(6 SWATs) is on your tail!
8 SWAT Officers are on your tail!

Good Conscience(Badly wounded)
Imprisoned Flash Mober armed with M79
Homeless Street Musician armed with Saxophone
Prisoner armed with SCAR
Prisoner armed with FN FAL
YOU are badly wounded


11:48 AM

Things to do: Bust your fellow Patriots out of prison

WEAPONS: TASER (4 cartridges left) GLOCK (0/17 rounds, 2 mags) FN MAG (5/100 rounds, 1  7.62x51mm NATO mag) MP5 (0/30 rounds, 2 mags) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (3/7 rounds, 2 .45 mags) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (2 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER AA-12 SHOTGUN (6/20 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (0/6 rounds, 4 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 2 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, 2 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, 2 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD)

$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: Very little sanity. 78% (Slow and violent kills, painful takedowns, suspicious to other people)
WANTED LEVEL: POLICE REINFORCEMENTS HAVE ARRIVED - SHOOT TO KILL

2739

Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: July 12, 2015, 12:08:29 AM »

You might as well suggest the Protagonist turn into the ultimate Mary Sue with the way this is heading.

How do you reload the Luger?
You still have the nanosuit on. Cloak and assassinate.


But if it comes to it, become the Ceph Devastator and devastate them.

Protagonist pulls a nanosuit out of his ass!
Turret 3 shoots Protagonist in the face and drains all the energy from the nanosuit!

Seeing as how you can't cloak anymore, you turn into a Ceph Devestator and prepare to kick ass when the SWAT Officers begin throwing C4 at you.

Boom.

GAME OVER
Stop.

Become Link and equip the Hylian Shield.

You turn into Link and equip the Hylian Shield before the SWAT Team rounds the corner and concentrates their firepower on the shield, eventually breaking it. You are quickly turned to swiss cheese.

GAME OVER
No.

Pick up all the guns that were dropped by dead guys via magnekinesis...um...magnet powers.

You loot an AA-12 and ammo for the FN MAG before burning out your powers.

taze as many SWATs as possible and have your squad shred the rest

You jump out from around the corner firing the Taser! You get two shots out before they whip around and open fire, missing you and accidentally shooting a random prisoner in the face. The rest of your squad jumps out around the corner and the SWAT Team is no more. Conspiracy Theorist goes down the stairs to the Second Floor only to get shot in the head by a bunch of entrenched guards. The hallway is firmly locked down with DOZENS of armored SWATS. Sandbags and machinegun emplacements have been set up, trapping you.

"stuff! How are we going to get out of this?" Imprisoned Flash Mober yells. "Anyone got an out of the box strategy?"

"Theres gotta be another way to go down. What about the walls?" Homeless Street Musician says.


Good Conscience(Badly wounded)
Imprisoned Flash Mober armed with M79
Homeless Street Musician armed with Saxophone
Prisoner armed with SCAR
Prisoner armed with FN FAL
YOU are badly wounded


11:48 AM

Things to do: Bust your fellow Patriots out of prison

WEAPONS: TASER (4 cartridges left) GLOCK (0/17 rounds, 2 mags) FN MAG (5/100 rounds, 1  7.62x51mm NATO mag) MP5 (0/30 rounds, 2 mags) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (3/7 rounds, 2 .45 mags) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (3 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER AA-12 SHOTGUN (6/20 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (0/6 rounds, 4 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 2 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, 2 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, 2 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD)

$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: Very little sanity. 78% (Slow and violent kills, painful takedowns, suspicious to other people)
WANTED LEVEL: POLICE REINFORCEMENTS HAVE ARRIVED - SHOOT TO KILL

2740

Forum Games / Re: ACADEMIC [Day 5 Survived]

« on: July 11, 2015, 10:54:05 PM »

Ripper

2741

Off Topic / Re: is it okay to murder people

« on: July 11, 2015, 06:05:17 PM »

Only in self defense.

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Forum Games / Re: ACADEMIC [Day 5 Survived]

« on: July 11, 2015, 04:59:18 PM »

Go to Worst Buy after cleaning your bloody knife

2743

Forum Games / Re: Dice with 100 sides

« on: July 11, 2015, 04:58:53 PM »

Become president of the universe

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: July 11, 2015, 04:57:45 PM »

forget with your smartphone and hack the turrets onto your side!

You manage to turn two turrets to your side.

Heavy Guard 2 fires the AA-12 at Neutral Conscience, hitting the head with explosive rounds and blowing it apart! Neutral Conscience fades away.
Heavy Guard 1 throws his last molotov roostertail!
Prisoner burns to death!
Prisoner burns to death!
Prisoner burns to death!
Prisoner burns to death!
Heavy Guard 3 throws a flashbang, blinding and disorienting everyone!
Heavy Guard 4 fumbles throwing the Incendiary Grenade and blows himself up!
Turret opens fire with a minigun!
Prison Guard's riot shield breaks from the gunfire!
Turret 2 opens fire with a minigun!
Prison Guard falls apart and is dead.
Turret 3 opens fire with a minigun!
Prisoner breaks into pieces!
Homeless Man lets out a shriek of pain and dies.
Turret 2 was caught in the crossfire and killed.

Most of your team(Turrets excluded) is still blinded and disoriented from the flashbang, giving the guards time to fire again!

Heavy Guard sprays the M249, hitting Protagonist in the chest twice, Imprisoned Flash Mober in the stomach four times, and Beggar in the head twice.
Beggar pleads to God for mercy before losing consciousness.
Heavy Guard 2 throws down a smoke grenade, but it lands in the corner of the room harmlessly!
Heavy Guard 3 fires FRAG Rounds from the AA-12!
Convicted Jaywalker is torn apart from the explosions!
Prisoner's arm is blown off, causing him to die from the massive blood loss soon after!

Hacked Turret spins up the minigun and fires at Heavy Guard 2, hitting the legs six times CRIPPLING IT!
Heavy Guard 2 screams in pain.
Hacked Turret 2 spins up the minigun and fires it at Heavy Guard 1, hitting the head nine times BLOWING IT APART!
Heavy Guard 1 stands headless for a moment and collapses.

Your party recovers from the flashbang!

Protagonist fires a Special Tranquilizer Dart at Heavy Guard 3, hitting the face!
Heavy Guard 3 breaks into a fit of uncontrollable rage and TACKLES Heavy Guard 2!
Heavy Guard 2's AA-12(Frag Rounds) accidentally goes off, killing both of the Heavy Guards and destroying any loot that could possibly be gained!
Prisoner fires the FN FAL at Turret 1, hitting the sensors and crippling it!
Imprisoned Flash Mober fires the M79 at Turret 2, blowing it up!
Turret 2 explodes and takes Turret 1 with it to Robot Hell!

Another Miniboss has arrived!

Miniboss Guard fires his Sniper Cannon at Protagonist, but misses!

weld all your guns together with a stand
do it with a bit more quality

Protagonist fires every lethal weapon he has at once, killing the Miniboss in one turn and wasting a stuffton of ammo!

You loot some Sniper Cannon ammo and two magazines for your S4M Pistol before making your way to the cells, where you find your fellow Patriots and liberate them from their cells. They're too weak to fight with you due to abuse from the guards so you and your teammates carry them.

You go back the way you came and peek around a corner to see a SWAT Team blocking the only exit. They haven't noticed you yet, and you'll probably be able to find another exit or make another exit if you get creative enough.

SWAT Officer 1 armed with M16
SWAT Officer 2 armed with M16
SWAT Officer 3 armed with FN FAL
SWAT Officer 4 armed with Remington Shotgun
SWAT Officer 5 armed with MP5SD
SWAT Officer 6 armed with M4
SWAT Officer 7 armed with P90
SWAT Officer 8 armed with MP7
SWAT Officer 9 armed with

Good Conscience(Badly wounded)
Imprisoned Flash Mober armed with M79
Conspiracy Theorist armed with AKM
Homeless Street Musician armed with Saxophone
Prisoner armed with SCAR
Prisoner armed with FN FAL
Prisoner armed with AUG
Turret(Armor Plating) armed with Minigun
Turret(ON FIRE) (Armor Plating) armed with Minigun
YOU are badly wounded


11:48 AM

Things to do: Bust your fellow Patriots out of prison

WEAPONS: TASER (6 cartridges left) GLOCK (0/17 rounds, 2 mags) FN MAG (5/100 rounds, no  7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (0/30 rounds, 2 mags) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (3/7 rounds, 2 .45 mags) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (3 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and Power DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (0/6 rounds, 4 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 2 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, 2 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, 2 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD)

$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: Very little sanity. 78% (Slow and violent kills, painful takedowns, suspicious to other people)
WANTED LEVEL: POLICE REINFORCEMENTS HAVE ARRIVED - SHOOT TO KILL

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Forum Games / Re: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon

« on: July 11, 2015, 03:49:39 PM »

Yeah, so?

Reg is now Questionable of your Toughness.

"I'm tough enough to kill Sea Bears too. With my bare hands."