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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST
« on: July 11, 2015, 03:47:00 PM »bust out your custom built imported katana from japan from your ass, tip your fedora and stroke your neckbeard then begin to slice these friends up, just like your anime
then complain on /r/athiesm about you being friend zoned
You reach into your ass and find nothing but stuff.
Dual wield the axe and knife
Rush the gaurds yelling : "There can be only one!"
Become demoman aswell
"There can be only one!" You scream as you turn into a Black Scottish Cyclops before charging up a ladder, through a catwalk, and into the room where the Heavy Guards are hiding. Unsurprisingly, a full burst of M249 fire to the face at point blank range is your reward.
GAME OVER
Heavy Guard(Somewhat wounded)(Ultraheavy Armor + Armored Helmet) armed with M249, molotov roostertail
Heavy Guard(Badly Wounded)(Ultraheavy Armor + Armored Helmet) armed with AA-12(FRAG Rounds), smoke grenade
Heavy Guard(Light wounds)(Ultraheavy Armor + Armored Helmet) armed with AA-12(FRAG Rounds), flashbang
Heavy Guard(Moderate wounds)(Ultraheavy Armor + Armored Helmet) armed with M249, incendiary grenade
Turret(Damaged)(Armor Plating) armed with Minigun
Turret(Light Damage)(Armor Plating) armed with Minigun
Turret(Badly Damaged)(Armor Plating) armed with Minigun
Turret(Armor Plating) armed with Minigun
Turret(ON FIRE) (Armor Plating) armed with Minigun
Neutral Conscience(Lightly wounded) armed with Imaginary Davy Crockett
Good Conscience(Badly wounded)
Beggar armed with Baikal MP-133
Convicted Jaywalker armed with M16
Imprisoned Flash Mober armed with M79
Conspiracy Theorist armed with AKM
Homeless Man armed with Double Barrel
Homeless Street Musician armed with Saxophone
Prison Guard(Badly Wounded) armed with Riot Shield + Pistol
Prisoner armed with AK
Prisoner armed with SCAR
Prisoner armed with FN FAL
Prisoner armed with FN FAL
Prisoner armed with AUG
Prisoner armed with M4
Prisoner armed with M16
Prisoner armed with SVD
Prisoner armed with AKM
YOU are badly wounded
Note:Barely any cover in the room, theme song of Team America:World Police blasting on the speakers
11:48 AM
Things to do: Bust your fellow Patriots out of prison
| WEAPONS: TASER (6 cartridges left) GLOCK (9/17 rounds, 2 mags) FN MAG (50/100 rounds, no 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (13/30 rounds, 2 mags) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (3/7 rounds, 2 .45 mags) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (no rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (3/6 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (2/6 rounds, 4 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 3 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK | OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD) |
$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: Very little sanity. 78% (Slow and violent kills, painful takedowns, suspicious to other people)
WANTED LEVEL: POLICE REINFORCEMENTS INCOMING - SHOOT TO KILL




