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Forum Games / Re: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon
« on: July 10, 2015, 10:04:40 PM »
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Forum Games / Re: Some Text Adventure With Roll Chance - where the forget is everyone
« on: July 10, 2015, 09:54:07 PM »
Go to the nearest school but don't shoot it up. Look for other people.
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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST
« on: July 10, 2015, 09:52:17 PM »use a disposable one-shot pistol on wardens face and tase the other enemies
when he's dead/incapacitated use his sniper cannon to break the walls and into the prison
You take careful aim with the one-shot pistol and fire it at the Warden's face, hitting him right between the eyes. The One-Shot pistol breaks apart in your hands and your quickly discard it. The Warden drops to the floor critically wounded and a nearby prison guard drags him behind a corner.
Riot Guard fires the riot shotgun at Good Conscience, but hits the van!
Riot Guard 2 fires the Beanbag Launcher at Good Conscience, hitting the head and knocking him out of the van!
The stolen 1971 Van Good Conscience was driving continues moving on it's own momentun, running over Riot Guards 2 and 3 , sending them flying!
Prison Guard raises his riot shield and pistol before firing at Neutral Conscience, hitting the legs three times!
Prison Guard 2 hides behind Prison Guard 1 and fires the Five SeveN at Hobo, striking him in the throat!
Hobo clutches at his throat with his remaining arm and gurgles blood before curling up into a ball. +2 Bloodlust
Vagabond fires the Serbu Super Shorty at Prison Guard 1, hitting the riot shield and damaging it!
Beggar fires the MP-133 at Prison Guard 1, hitting the riot shield and damaging it!
Homeless Man Fires the double barrel shotgun, but the recoil drives the gun into his face, knocking him over!
Homeless Street Musician plays Smooth Jazz at Prison Guard 1!
Prison Guard's heart is touched by the Smooth Jazz! He defects to your side after bashing Prison Guard 2 over the head with a riot shield!
Riot Guard retreats!
Prison Guard shoves the Five SeveN in his mouth and kills himself before he can be corrupted by Patriotic Smooth Jazz! His brains are blown out!
+3 Bloodlust
You brace yourself and shoot the Sniper Cannon at the walls of the Prison, bursting them open and killing three guards behind the wall. More guards come pouring out to engage and a few screaming prisoners take this chance to flee.
Riot Guard(Light Armor) armed with MP5
Riot Guard(Medium Armor + Strong Helmet) armed with Tranquilizer Pistol
Riot Guard(Heavy Armor + Weak Helmet) armed with Taser
Prison Marksman(Camouflage) armed with SVD
Assault Guard armed with AK
Pointman Guard armed with .357 Revolver
Fleeing Prisoner
Fleeing Prisoner
Fleeing Prisoner
Fleeing Prisoner
Fleeing Prisoner
Neutral Conscience(Lightly wounded) armed with Imaginary Davy Crockett
Good Conscience(Badly wounded)
Vagabond armed with Serbu Super Shorty
Beggar armed with Baikal MP-133
Homeless Man armed with Double Barrel
Homeless Street Musician armed with saxophone
Prison Guard armed with Riot Shield + Pistol
YOU are badly wounded
11:48 AM
Things to do: Bust your fellow Patriots out of prison
| WEAPONS: TASER (4 cartridges left) GLOCK (17/17 rounds, 2 mags) FN MAG (87/100 rounds, no 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (30/30 rounds, 1 mag) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 2 .45 mags) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (2 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (2/2 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (6/6 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (0/6 rounds, 3 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL x1 (Can only fire once, packs a punch) KNIFE NIGHTSTICK | OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD) |
$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: Very little sanity. 72% (Slow and violent kills, painful takedowns, suspicious to other people)
WANTED LEVEL: POLICE ALARMED
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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST
« on: July 10, 2015, 08:54:57 PM »Get good Cobscience to drive the vehicle as a distraction, then get oht as soon as you find cover.
Shoot at the warden.
Relax at the beach when its summer.
jk
shoot the god damn warden
"Concentrate your fire on the Warden! Good Conscience, I need you to distract them!"
Good Conscience drives the car in circles around the guards, distracting them.
Protagonist fires the FN Barracuda .357 Revolver at the Warden!
Illegal Immigrant levels the shotgun, fires, and gets knocked on his ass by the recoil!
Vagabond handles the shotgun like a professional and makes sure that his buckshot fills the Warden's face!
Beggar rests his MP-133 shotgun against a flat surface and fires at the Warden!
Homeless Man fires his Double Barrel Shotgun and immediately cowers at the loud noise of the gun!
Homeless Street Musician plays Smooth Jazz at the Warden! The Warden temporarily realizes the evils of Communism before quickly reverting back to his old self.
Starving Artist fires the A-91 Bullpup incorrectly! The recoil damages his wrists!
Hobo sprays the FN MAG at the Warden, but the gun ends up going out of control!
Neutral Conscience smokes an imaginary cigarette as he watches the chaos.
The Warden fires three rounds from his Sniper Cannon at three different targets!
Illegal Immigrant's head explodes from the massive round penetrating through his face, scattering brain matter on everyone nearby! +5 Bloodlust
Starving Artist breaks into pieces that go flying in every direction! +3 Bloodlust
Hobo's arm is violently blown off!
Riot Guard 1 shoots the Riot Shotgun at Good Conscience, hitting the van!
Riot Guard 2 shoots beanbags at Good Conscience, but the round bounces off the van!
Riot Guard 3 tries to shoot the Taser Shotgun at Good Conscience, but hits the van!
Prison Guard raises the Riot Shield for protection and moves to cover!
Prison Guard 2 moves behind Prison Guard 1 and fires the Five SeveN at Good Conscience, hitting the torso!
MINIBOSS:The Warden(Badly wounded) armed with Sniper Cannon
Riot Guard armed with Riot Shotgun
Riot Guard armed with Beanbag Launcher
Riot Guard armed with Taser Shotgun
Prison Guard armed with Riot Shield + Pistol
Prison Guard armed with Five SeveN
Neutral Conscience armed with Imaginary Davy Crockett
Good Conscience(Badly wounded)
Vagabond armed with Serbu Super Shorty
Beggar armed with Baikal MP-133
Homeless Man armed with Double Barrel
Homeless Street Musician armed with saxophone
Hobo(ARM BLOWN OFF, MASSIVE BLEEDING) armed with FN MAG
YOU are badly wounded
11:48 AM
Things to do: Bust your fellow Patriots out of prison
| WEAPONS: TASER (4 cartridges left) GLOCK (17/17 rounds, 2 mags) MP5 (30/30 rounds, 1 mag) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 2 .45 mags) Unique Weapon SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (2/2 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (6/6 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (0/6 rounds, 3 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL x2 (Can only fire once, packs a punch) KNIFE NIGHTSTICK | OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD) |
$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 67%
WANTED LEVEL: POLICE ALARMED
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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST
« on: July 10, 2015, 04:15:43 PM »snort the burnt book ashes
Intense pain once again. Thats unhealthy.
Cover your car in a giant cardboard box that has been super-mechanically enhanced by Solid Snake. And then sneak in.
You cover the car in a giant cardboard box and try to Solid Snake your way in.
Guard: ???
Guard 2: A cardboard box?
The guards run over to lift the cardboard box and discover an entire van of heavily armed men.
Guard: !!!
Guard 2: Encountered the enemy! Requesting backup!
"Neutral, fire at all active watchtowers. Everyone else, make as muxh dust smoke screen somehow."
Slam the gas pedal and attempt to smash through the gate
Alarms begin wailing as your squad bursts into action, firing upon the guards and the watchtowers while you smash through the gate. The Warden bursts out to deal with you.
MINIBOSS:The Warden armed with Sniper Cannon
Riot Guard armed with Riot Shotgun
Riot Guard armed with Beanbag Launcher
Riot Guard armed with Taser Shotgun
Prison Guard armed with Riot Shield + Pistol
Prison Guard armed with Five SeveN
Neutral Conscience armed with Imaginary Davy Crockett
Good Conscience(Healthy)
Illegal Immigrant armed with Remington Shotgun
Vagabond armed with Serbu Super Shorty
Beggar armed with Baikal MP-133
Homeless Man armed with Double Barrel
Homeless Street Musician armed with saxophone
Starving Artist armed with A-91 Bullpup
Hobo armed with FN MAG
YOU are badly wounded
11:46 AM
Things to do: Bust your fellow Patriots out of prison(After going to the space crackhouse)
| WEAPONS: TASER (4 cartridges left) GLOCK (17/17 rounds, 2 mags) MP5 (30/30 rounds, 1 mag) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 2 .45 mags) Unique Weapon SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (2/2 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (6/6 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (1/6 rounds, 3 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL x2 (Can only fire once, packs a punch) KNIFE NIGHTSTICK | OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD) |
$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 59%
WANTED LEVEL: POLICE ALARMED
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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST
« on: July 10, 2015, 03:39:54 PM »HOTWIRE
You touch a few wires together a few times and nothing happens. Illegal Immigrant finds the car keys under the seat and you speed off towards the Prison. You see several watch towers and a security gate blocking access to the inside. A nearby bus is touring the prison.
Neutral Conscience armed with Imaginary Davy Crockett
Good Conscience(Healthy)
Illegal Immigrant armed with Remington Shotgun
Vagabond armed with Serbu Super Shorty
Beggar armed with Baikal MP-133
Homeless Man armed with Double Barrel
Homeless Street Musician armed with saxophone
Starving Artist armed with A-91 Bullpup
Hobo armed with FN MAG
YOU are badly wounded
11:46 AM
Things to do: Bust your fellow Patriots out of prison(After going to the space crackhouse)
| WEAPONS: TASER (4 cartridges left) GLOCK (17/17 rounds, 2 mags) MP5 (30/30 rounds, 1 mag) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 2 .45 mags) Unique Weapon SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (2/2 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (6/6 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (1/6 rounds, 3 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL x2 (Can only fire once, packs a punch) KNIFE NIGHTSTICK | OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD) |
$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 59%
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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST
« on: July 10, 2015, 03:34:02 PM »"Nah, we need you to bust in this van for us"
Neutral Conscience strikes the car window with an imaginary crowbar to no effect!
"Damn."
Neutral Conscience tries to pick the lock with his bare hands and succeeds!
You are now at the wheels of the van. Try to hotwire the car or search for car keys?
Neutral Conscience armed with Imaginary Davy Crockett
Good Conscience(Healthy)
Illegal Immigrant armed with Remington Shotgun
Vagabond armed with Serbu Super Shorty
Beggar armed with Baikal MP-133
Homeless Man armed with Double Barrel
Homeless Street Musician armed with saxophone
Starving Artist armed with A-91 Bullpup
Hobo armed with FN MAG
YOU are badly wounded
11:46 AM
Things to do: Bust your fellow Patriots out of prison(After going to the space crackhouse)
| WEAPONS: TASER (4 cartridges left) GLOCK (17/17 rounds, 2 mags) MP5 (30/30 rounds, 1 mag) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 2 .45 mags) Unique Weapon SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (2/2 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (6/6 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (1/6 rounds, 3 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL x2 (Can only fire once, packs a punch) KNIFE NIGHTSTICK | OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD) |
$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 59%
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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST
« on: July 10, 2015, 03:30:37 PM »Summon a Neutral Conscience.
Neutral Conscience returns back from the dead, armed with an imaginary Davy Crockett missile launcher. He takes one look at Good Conscience and takes aim.
"You called me back to kill him?"
Protagonist is standing near a 1971 Van. Attempt to pick the lock again or smash the window and risk an alarm?
Neutral Conscience armed with Imaginary Davy Crockett
Good Conscience(Healthy)
Illegal Immigrant armed with Remington Shotgun
Vagabond armed with Serbu Super Shorty
Beggar armed with Baikal MP-133
Homeless Man armed with Double Barrel
Homeless Street Musician armed with saxophone
Starving Artist armed with A-91 Bullpup
Hobo armed with FN MAG
YOU are badly wounded
11:46 AM
Things to do: Bust your fellow Patriots out of prison(After going to the space crackhouse)
| WEAPONS: TASER (4 cartridges left) GLOCK (17/17 rounds, 2 mags) MP5 (30/30 rounds, 1 mag) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 2 .45 mags) Unique Weapon SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (2/2 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (6/6 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (1/6 rounds, 3 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL x2 (Can only fire once, packs a punch) KNIFE NIGHTSTICK | OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD) |
$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 59%
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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST
« on: July 10, 2015, 03:27:47 PM »Get GC to warp in and unlock it.
He refuses to steal a car from someone else, as that would be morally wrong. He's also long overdue for criticizing you about your kill count and violent ways, but he's staying silent for that in fear that you'll sell him to the space gods again.
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Forum Games / Re: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon
« on: July 10, 2015, 03:26:24 PM »I don't think the OP thought this through or even has the intelligence/willpower to continue this properly.
He's done Team Tower Defense and several TF2 adventures before, he'll be fine.
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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST
« on: July 10, 2015, 03:25:27 PM »pick lock
can't have any alarms going off
also give some of your many guns to your team to arm them
You try to pick the lock with your bare hands after arming your team with the loot from the Slaver's crew. Somehow, the door is still locked.
Burn "Don't Burn Books"
You have committed a crime against Literature.
Protagonist is standing near a 1971 Van. Attempt to pick the lock again or smash the window and risk an alarm?
Good Conscience(Healthy)
Illegal Immigrant armed with Remington Shotgun
Vagabond armed with Serbu Super Shorty
Beggar armed with Baikal MP-133
Homeless Man armed with Double Barrel
Homeless Street Musician armed with saxophone
Starving Artist armed with A-91 Bullpup
Hobo armed with FN MAG
YOU are badly wounded
11:46 AM
Things to do: Bust your fellow Patriots out of prison(After going to the space crackhouse)
| WEAPONS: TASER (4 cartridges left) GLOCK (17/17 rounds, 2 mags) MP5 (30/30 rounds, 1 mag) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 2 .45 mags) Unique Weapon SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (2/2 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (6/6 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (1/6 rounds, 3 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL x2 (Can only fire once, packs a punch) KNIFE NIGHTSTICK | OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD) |
$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 59%