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2791

Off Topic / Re: Attack the below user

« on: July 09, 2015, 11:31:32 PM »

delicious ice cream, no effect

betel is invited to your house to roosterfight you

Bring a gun to a roosterfight and blow him away.

Below user has to survive being in space without any protection

2792

Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST (Alternate Universe Communist Venturon)

« on: July 09, 2015, 11:30:38 PM »

Snort alcohol like in the gentleman's club.

You snort some nearby alcohol. The pain is intense.

YOU are lightly wounded and somehow breathing in space.


11:35 AM

Things to do:
Bust your fellow Patriots out of prison(After going to the space crackhouse)

WEAPONS: TASER (4 cartridges left) GLOCK (17/17 rounds, 2 mags) MP5 (30/30 rounds, 1 mag) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) Unique Weapon SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE REMINGTON SHOTGUN (6/6 rounds, 2 shotgun shells left) BAIKAL MP-133 SHOTGUN (5/6 rounds, 2 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (2/6 rounds, 3 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (5 Tranq darts left) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL x2 (Can only fire once, packs a punch) KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD)

$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 69%

2793

Off Topic / Re: Attack the below user

« on: July 09, 2015, 09:54:22 PM »

Strangle the furry to death.

The below user is attacked by a mugger who tries to jam a knife into the side of their throat.

2794

Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST (Alternate Universe Communist Venturon)

« on: July 09, 2015, 09:41:17 PM »

I'm Bill. Whats your name?

(Ok...Sonic Logic.  Thought I'd ask considering to my mind just goes to the borderlands as soon as I hear gyrojet >w>)

Tell him that his evil conscience overthrew and sold his good one and then tried to possess him and caused a super massive huge massacre and he needs his good conscience back.

You decide to adopt an alias.

"I'm Bill. I'm here to get my Good Conscience back after my Evil Conscience made me go on a massive rampage. Whats your name?"

"Names are for friends, so I don't need one. You can come in, but don't stir any trouble."

You walk inside the crack house to see overturned tables, smashed TV's, and speakers blaring heavy metal. There is vomit on the walls and several passed out guests.

YOU are healthy and somehow breathing in space.


11:35 AM

Things to do:
Bust your fellow Patriots out of prison(After going to the space crackhouse)

WEAPONS: TASER (4 cartridges left) GLOCK (17/17 rounds, 2 mags) MP5 (30/30 rounds, 1 mag) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) Unique Weapon SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE REMINGTON SHOTGUN (6/6 rounds, 2 shotgun shells left) BAIKAL MP-133 SHOTGUN (5/6 rounds, 2 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (2/6 rounds, 3 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (5 Tranq darts left) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL x2 (Can only fire once, packs a punch) KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD)

$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 69%

2795

Forum Games / Re: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon

« on: July 09, 2015, 08:44:32 PM »

Algernon Burke.

2796

Forum Games / Re: Dice with 100 sides

« on: July 09, 2015, 08:30:27 PM »

Attempt to cure cancer with your bare hands

2797

Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST (Alternate Universe Communist Venturon)

« on: July 09, 2015, 05:22:33 PM »

Ask how you are breathing in space.  And also if he's seen our conscience.  And if that pistol he is using is made by Torgue.

(Don't question breathing in space, and the Gyrojet is a real pistol, not a Borderlands gun.)

"Have you seen my conscience? Also, that gun made by Torgue?"

"Top floor. Being used as a slave. This here is a Gryojet by MB Associates. You still haven't answered who the hell you are and why I haven't seen you before."



Bouncer(Guarding Entrance) armed with Gryojet Rocket Pistol
entrepreneur (Wandering around aimlessly) armed with Chrome entrepreneur  Staff
Drug Dealer(Selling drugs) armed with MP412 REX
Vomiting Crackhead
Crackhead(Buying drugs)
Crackhead 2(Buying drugs)
Prostitute(Wandering around aimlessly)

YOU are healthy and somehow breathing in space.


11:35 AM

Things to do:
Bust your fellow Patriots out of prison(After going to the space crackhouse)

WEAPONS: TASER (4 cartridges left) GLOCK (17/17 rounds, 2 mags) MP5 (30/30 rounds, 1 mag) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) Unique Weapon SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE REMINGTON SHOTGUN (6/6 rounds, 2 shotgun shells left) BAIKAL MP-133 SHOTGUN (5/6 rounds, 2 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (2/6 rounds, 3 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (5 Tranq darts left) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL x2 (Can only fire once, packs a punch) KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD)

$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 69%

2798

Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST (Alternate Universe Communist Venturon)

« on: July 09, 2015, 04:55:29 PM »

Bring the boxes of guns to the patriotic pride gun store, take some MP5, Glock, and taser ammo, and go to the venturon prison facility, because we are clearly ready to break some people out of jail.

Prison break happens after the space crackhouse.

Ask jesus to givr you a lift to the space crackhouse.

You are standing in front of a chrome crackhouse in space. A wild party is raging on, judging by the eardrum-splitting music, several dozen people hunched over vomiting, and the spilled alcohol everywhere. Drug dealers, prostitutes, and gang members are present, along with a large man blocking the door.

"Who the hell are you? Never seen YOU before..."

Bouncer(Guarding Entrance) armed with Gryojet Rocket Pistol
entrepreneur (Wandering around aimlessly) armed with Chrome entrepreneur  Staff
Drug Dealer(Selling drugs) armed with MP412 REX
Vomiting Crackhead
Crackhead(Buying drugs)
Crackhead 2(Buying drugs)
Prostitute(Wandering around aimlessly)

YOU are healthy and somehow breathing in space.


11:35 AM

Things to do:
Bust your fellow Patriots out of prison(After going to the space crackhouse)

WEAPONS: TASER (4 cartridges left) GLOCK (17/17 rounds, 2 mags) MP5 (30/30 rounds, 1 mag) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) Unique Weapon SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE REMINGTON SHOTGUN (6/6 rounds, 2 shotgun shells left) BAIKAL MP-133 SHOTGUN (5/6 rounds, 2 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (2/6 rounds, 3 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (5 Tranq darts left) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL x2 (Can only fire once, packs a punch) KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD)

$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 69%

2799

Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: July 09, 2015, 02:44:48 PM »

Go to the Space Crackhouse.

You'll need a way to get into space.

2800

Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST (Alternate Universe Communist Venturon)

« on: July 09, 2015, 02:41:16 PM »

We can do this without a conscience.

Sneak further into the factory, look for some firearms, and steal any you find.

You sneak in disguised as a cop(since there are no workers present) and steal a few boxes worth of guns.

go back home to check on your drama thread

You check your drama thread to find the entire Blockland community stuffting on it and accusing you of being an alt.

Ask Cthulhu if you can have your good conscience back.

Nobody replies.

go to the hooker house and look for Good Consfience.

You go to the crack house and look for your Good Conscience, but can't find him. He must be in the Space Crackhouse.

YOU are healthy.


11:30 AM

WEAPONS: TASER (0 cartridges left) GLOCK (0/17 rounds, no ammo) MP5 (0/30 rounds, no ammo) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) Unique Weapon SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE REMINGTON SHOTGUN (6/6 rounds, 2 shotgun shells left) BAIKAL MP-133 SHOTGUN (5/6 rounds, 2 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (2/6 rounds, 3 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (5 Tranq darts left) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL x2 (Can only fire once, packs a punch) KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE BOX OF GUNS x3 SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD)

$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 69%

2801

Forum Games / Re: The Oncoming Horde: RIP AND TEAR (Let's play Project Zomboid)

« on: July 09, 2015, 11:47:55 AM »

Ensure that zombies can't see us in our safehouse.

Also the images are gone for some reason

2802

Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST (Alternate Universe Communist Venturon)

« on: July 09, 2015, 11:42:50 AM »

Fix your image FFS.

Fixed

We need guns for the patriotic pride gunstore.
Put on a worker disguise, sneak into the arms factory, and make sure nobody sees you.

You put on a worker disguise and head to the arms factory once again. When you arrive at the Arms Factory, you find that it has been closed down(Evil Conscience forcing you to go on a massive rampage, remember?) and that cops are swarming all over the place. Evidence is being collected, bodies are still being cleaned up, and news reporters are present.

YOU are healthy.


11:09 AM

WEAPONS: TASER (0 cartridges left) GLOCK (0/17 rounds, no ammo) MP5 (0/30 rounds, no ammo) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) Unique Weapon SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE REMINGTON SHOTGUN (6/6 rounds, 2 shotgun shells left) BAIKAL MP-133 SHOTGUN (5/6 rounds, 2 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (2/6 rounds, 3 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (5 Tranq darts left) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL x2 (Can only fire once, packs a punch) KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD)

$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 69%

2803

Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST (Alternate Universe Communist Venturon)

« on: July 09, 2015, 11:27:39 AM »

complain about your ban on the forums

Done.

YOU are healthy.


10:59 AM

WEAPONS: TASER (0 cartridges left) GLOCK (0/17 rounds, no ammo) MP5 (0/30 rounds, no ammo) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) Unique Weapon SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE REMINGTON SHOTGUN (6/6 rounds, 2 shotgun shells left) BAIKAL MP-133 SHOTGUN (5/6 rounds, 2 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (2/6 rounds, 3 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (5 Tranq darts left) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL x2 (Can only fire once, packs a punch) KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD)

$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 69%

2804

Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST (Alternate Universe Communist Venturon)

« on: July 09, 2015, 10:51:09 AM »

clean bloodstained shiz
play a game called Blockland

You decide to play on a random "Hotline Miami in Blockland" server. You play for ten minutes before the douchebag Host calls you an "Autistic friend Jew" and bans you for that exact same reason. Good ol' abusive admins.

YOU are healthy.


10:59 AM

WEAPONS: TASER (0 cartridges left) GLOCK (0/17 rounds, no ammo) MP5 (0/30 rounds, no ammo) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) Unique Weapon SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE REMINGTON SHOTGUN (6/6 rounds, 2 shotgun shells left) BAIKAL MP-133 SHOTGUN (5/6 rounds, 2 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (2/6 rounds, 3 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (5 Tranq darts left) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL x2 (Can only fire once, packs a punch) KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD)

$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 69%

2805

Games / Re: How interested would you be in a screenshot Let's Play of XCOM:UFO Defense?

« on: July 09, 2015, 10:40:59 AM »

ur forgeted kid
make everyones name (NO NAME) because u cant get attached, trust me

OpenXCOM has a battle generator that I've been using to practice a bit on Superhuman difficulty.