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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST (Alternate Universe Communist Venturon)

« on: July 08, 2015, 01:25:56 PM »

stuff. How about Jesus?

Too busy taking a hit from a bong right now.

GERNAID EM

Protagonist throws a concussion grenade!
Redneck's arm is blown off!
Rube loses a leg!
Bomber's molotov roostertail explodes in his hands, killing him!
+10 Bloodlust

then dualwield knife and fireaxe

Protagonist chops at Hick with a fire axe, hitting the head and splitting his skull!
Hick lets out one final scream. +2 Bloodlust

Professional Shooter rapidly fires off four shots from his revolver, hitting the leg four times!
Protagonist lunges at Professional Shooter with a knife!
Professional Shooter smacks Protagonist to the ground with the handle of his gun and takes aim!


Professional Shooter armed with Snub-Nosed Colt Python .357

YOU are majorly wounded, on fire, bleeding, and covered in blood! Your left leg is shot, which will hinder mobility!


10:42 AM

WEAPONS: TASER (2 cartridges left) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) Unique Weapon SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE BAIKAL MP-133 SHOTGUN (5/6 rounds, 2 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (5/6 rounds, 2 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (5 Tranq darts left) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL x2 (Can only fire once, packs a punch) KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) Bloodstained HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS) SMARTPHONE ()

$500 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 45%
WANTED LEVEL: POLICE SEARCHING - LOCATION UNKNOWN

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST (Alternate Universe Communist Venturon)

« on: July 08, 2015, 01:04:16 PM »

How about Beelzebub?

You summon the Lord Of The Flies instead, and it calmly flies away to New Jersey.

Redneck continues suppressing the Protagonist!
Rube flanks around and shoots the Protagonist with a double barrel shotgun!
Bomber throws a molotov roostertail, setting you on fire!
Professional Shooter takes careful aim, potentially spelling your doom!
Hick runs around screaming as the flames eat into his flesh!

Redneck(SUPPRESSIVE FIRE) armed with AK
Rube(Going in for the kill!) armed with Sawn-Off Double Barrel Shotgun
Hick(ON FIRE) armed with Disposable Pistol
Professional Shooter(Taking cover) armed with Snub-Nosed Colt Python .357
Bomber armed with Molotov roostertail

YOU are badly wounded, being suppressed, on fire, and covered in blood!


10:42 AM

WEAPONS: TASER (2 cartridges left) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) Unique Weapon SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE BAIKAL MP-133 SHOTGUN (5/6 rounds, 2 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (5/6 rounds, 2 .357 speedloaders left) CONCUSSION GRENADE x1 TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (5 Tranq darts left) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL (Can only fire once, packs a punch) KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) Bloodstained HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS) SMARTPHONE ()

$500 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 35%
WANTED LEVEL: POLICE SEARCHING - LOCATION UNKNOWN

2823

Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST (Alternate Universe Communist Venturon)

« on: July 08, 2015, 12:57:47 PM »

Summon Satan via Pentagram

A man with a suit, tie, and beard shows up. You ask Satan for help, but he decides to drag you down into hell instead.

GAME OVER
Dealing with the devil? Really?

Redneck(SUPPRESSIVE FIRE) armed with AK
Rube(Going in for the kill!) armed with Sawn-Off Double Barrel Shotgun
Hick(ON FIRE) armed with Disposable Pistol
Professional Shooter(Taking cover) armed with Snub-Nosed Colt Python .357
Bomber armed with Molotov roostertail

YOU are lightly wounded, being suppressed, and covered in blood!


10:42 AM

WEAPONS: TASER (2 cartridges left) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) Unique Weapon SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE BAIKAL MP-133 SHOTGUN (5/6 rounds, 2 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (5/6 rounds, 2 .357 speedloaders left) CONCUSSION GRENADE x1 TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (5 Tranq darts left) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL (Can only fire once, packs a punch) KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) Bloodstained HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS) SMARTPHONE ()

$500 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 35%
WANTED LEVEL: POLICE SEARCHING - LOCATION UNKNOWN

2824

Forum Games / Re: POLL: Merge this board with another?

« on: July 08, 2015, 12:05:03 PM »

Also, who here plays Liberal Crime Squad or Rogue Survivor?

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST (Alternate Universe Communist Venturon)

« on: July 08, 2015, 11:55:24 AM »

So they want to kill your friends? Unacceptable, shoot them all with the Baikal MP-133

It's a free ride to the homeless shelter, so wait until they arrive there.

The van arrives outside the homeless shelter and everyone gets into position. You, meanwhile, get in position to take out the Rednecks.

Protagonist shotguns The Driver in the face!
The Driver cries out for mother one last time. +5 Bloodlust
Redneck sprays the AK at Protagonist, providing suppressive fire! Protagonist takes cover behind the van!
Rube moves around to flank the protagonist!
Hick moves in for the kill!
Professional Shooter takes cover!
Bomber throws a molotov roostertail, but accidentally sets Hick on fire!

Redneck(SUPPRESSIVE FIRE) armed with AK
Rube(Going in for the kill!) armed with Sawn-Off Double Barrel Shotgun
Hick(ON FIRE) armed with Disposable Pistol
Professional Shooter(Taking cover) armed with Snub-Nosed Colt Python .357
Bomber armed with Molotov roostertail

YOU are lightly wounded, being suppressed, and covered in blood!


10:42 AM

WEAPONS: TASER (2 cartridges left) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) Unique Weapon SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE BAIKAL MP-133 SHOTGUN (5/6 rounds, 2 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (5/6 rounds, 2 .357 speedloaders left) CONCUSSION GRENADE x1 TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (5 Tranq darts left) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL (Can only fire once, packs a punch) KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) Bloodstained HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS) SMARTPHONE ()

$500 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 35%
WANTED LEVEL: POLICE SEARCHING - LOCATION UNKNOWN

2826

Forum Games / Re: The Oncoming Horde: RIP AND TEAR (Let's play Project Zomboid)

« on: July 08, 2015, 11:30:22 AM »

Drink water

Let's make this a safehouse

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST (Alternate Universe Communist Venturon)

« on: July 08, 2015, 11:29:38 AM »

Get in the van.

You get in the van and the driver briefs you on the situation. "Glad you could make it, Rookie. We're going to attack the Homeless Shelter! Its not really a homeless shelter, but its a front to hide them from the cops! They call themselves the Patriots of Venturon. We're going to hit these bastards hard, wipe em out, and use their shelter as a base for ourselves."

He hands you a grenade and a revolver speedloader.

The Driver armed with Taser
Redneck armed with AK
Rube armed with Sawn-Off Double Barrel Shotgun
Hick armed with Disposable Pistol
Professional Shooter armed with Snub-Nosed Colt Python .357
Bomber armed with Molotov roostertail

YOU are lightly wounded and covered in blood!


10:35 AM

WEAPONS: TASER (0 cartridges left) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) Unique Weapon SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE BAIKAL MP-133 SHOTGUN (6/6 rounds, 2 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (5/6 rounds, 2 .357 speedloaders left) CONCUSSION GRENADE x1 TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (5 Tranq darts left) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL (Can only fire once, packs a punch) KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) Bloodstained HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS) SMARTPHONE ()

$500 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 30%
WANTED LEVEL: POLICE SEARCHING - LOCATION UNKNOWN

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST (Alternate Universe Communist Venturon)

« on: July 08, 2015, 11:20:25 AM »

How did they call us if our phone is out of batteries?
Go back to the arms factory, like ragequit said

go to arms factory

You go back to the arms factory you just escaped from(after being possessed and brutally massacring everyone) and instantly get tased, beaten, stomped, and pepper sprayed. You are tried for several dozen murders and executed by a firing squad.

GAME OVER
Hint: Remember this?

On the other side of the Factory, you see a worker being disobedient! While the guards beat him, you covertly slip a Baikal MP-133 Shotgun, FN Barracuda Revolver, and Tranquilizer Pistol into your hammerspace inventory.

You attempt to sell your evil conscience to the space gods.

"YOU? BETRAY ME? YOU THINK I WON'T GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT AGAIN? I TRUSTED YOU!"

Evil Conscience possesses the Protagonist and forces him to go on a killing spree!

Possessed Protagonist grabs a nearby factory worker, bashes the back of his head in with a nightstick, and snaps his neck!
Security Guard rushes in with a fire axe and swings at Posessed!Protagonist!
Possessed Protagonist dodges, grabs the Fire Axe, spins Security Guard around, stabs the axe into his back, and DRAGS IT UP HIS SPINE!

Nearby workers begin to scream in fear! In the chaos, the security guards bar the door and attempt to prevent them from escaping, not knowing that there is a murderer all the way on the other side of the factory!

Possessed Protagonist tackles a nearby worker to the ground and stabs him in the neck twice with a knife! Factory Worker gurgles on his own blood and DROWNS IN IT!

Security guards come rushing in!

Possessed Protagonist stabs the first security guard in the neck with a knife! He gurgles and grasps at his throat before Protagonist drives the knife INTO HIS EYES!
Possessed Protagonist stabs the second security guard in the stomach and pulls it upwards while its still lodged inside his abdomen!
Possessed Protagonist kicks the third security guard to the ground before stomping his head multiple times!
Security Guard 4 begs for mercy! He has a wife and kids, you know!
Possessed Protagonist throws Security Guard 4 out of a window!
Possessed Protagonist grabs a nearby Factory Worker and beats him to death with a shotgun!
Possessed Protagonist shoves a gun in the mouth of the Factory Owner before firing, BLOWING HIS BRAINS OUT!
Protagonist briefly snaps out of the possession right as he's about to gun down a security guard!

Use medkit

You feel much better now. -5 Bloodlust

wear redneck disguise and then yell "allahu ackbar", while you are heading to the patriot hq or some stuff.

After putting on a redneck disguise, you scream "ALLAHU ACKBAR!" into the sky while walking on foot to the Homeless Shelter. Instantly, a van full of Rednecks pulls up next to you.

"Get in! Quick!" The driver shouts, mistaking you for a member of his group.

The Driver armed with Taser
Redneck armed with AK
Rube armed with Sawn-Off Double Barrel Shotgun
Hick armed with Disposable Pistol
Professional Shooter armed with Snub-Nosed Colt Python .357
Bomber armed with Molotov roostertail

YOU are lightly wounded and covered in blood!


10:35 AM

WEAPONS: TASER (0 cartridges left) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) Unique Weapon SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE BAIKAL MP-133 SHOTGUN (6/6 rounds, 2 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (5/6 rounds, 1 .357 speedloader left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (5 Tranq darts left) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL (Can only fire once, packs a punch) KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) Bloodstained HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS) SMARTPHONE ()

$500 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 30%
WANTED LEVEL: POLICE SEARCHING - LOCATION UNKNOWN

2829

Forum Games / Re: Prison Break

« on: July 07, 2015, 11:44:09 PM »

Crawl through the vents

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST (Alternate Universe Communist Venturon)

« on: July 07, 2015, 11:20:07 PM »

Throw your hands up in the air and shout, "I WAS POSSESSED BY DEMONS!"

You shout that you were possessed by demons! The cops don't budge.

Shout at the top of your lungs and point to a random stranger that isn't a cop; "Look, a Capitalist!" and then loving run.

"You fools! That guy was the real murderer! He stinks of Capitalist Rot!" You bluff. While the cops are distracted, you slip out of a nearby window. Soon after, you get a call from the leader of the Patriots of Venturon telling you to come over. Its time to disrupt a Communist Rally with Molotov roostertails, and they need all the hands they can get.

YOU are badly wounded and covered in blood!


10:30 AM

WEAPONS: TASER (0 cartridges left) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) Unique Weapon SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE BAIKAL MP-133 SHOTGUN (6/6 rounds, 2 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (5/6 rounds, 1 .357 speedloader left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (5 Tranq darts left) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL (Can only fire once, packs a punch) KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) Bloodstained HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS) SMARTPHONE ()

$500 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 35%
WANTED LEVEL: POLICE SEARCHING - LOCATION UNKNOWN

2831

Off Topic / Re: what is the above user known for

« on: July 07, 2015, 10:03:20 PM »

Robots.

Frequents Community Projects and occasionally visits the Furry Megathread. He is also the guy that drama'd Pie Crust.

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Games / Re: How interested would you be in a screenshot Let's Play of XCOM:UFO Defense?

« on: July 07, 2015, 09:56:43 PM »

yes please.

yes

Another thing to mention is that I'll be playing on Superhuman Difficulty which I've never done before(Only played on Beginner and even that kicked my ass first time around. Once I knew what I was doing, it became fairly easy).

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST (Alternate Universe Communist Venturon)

« on: July 07, 2015, 09:55:07 PM »

Think up an imaginary molotov rapid launcher (QZP-436723POWUHRGJAHJF) and fire 100 molotovs in quick succession at his prone form.

Evil Conscience remains alive and screams in pain as the imaginary fire consumes him!

Imaginary Four-way Falcon Punch Collision his face.

Protagonist Falcon Punches Evil Conscience, eradicating him from this world!

Your Evil Conscience has delayed you long enough for the cops to show up.

"FREEZE!"

Police Officer armed with Taser
Police Officer 2 armed with Taser
Police Officer 3 armed with Nightstick
Police Officer 4 armed with Pepper spray
Police Officer 5 armed with Taser
Police Officer 6 armed with Taser Shotgun
Police Officer 7 armed with Taser Shotgun
Police Dog
YOU are badly wounded and covered in blood!


10:20 AM

WEAPONS: TASER (0 cartridges left) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) Unique Weapon SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE BAIKAL MP-133 SHOTGUN (6/6 rounds, 2 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (5/6 rounds, 1 .357 speedloader left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (5 Tranq darts left) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL (Can only fire once, packs a punch) KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) Bloodstained HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS) SMARTPHONE (BATTERY DEAD)

$500 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 35%
WANTED LEVEL: POLICE UNITS ATTACKING - LETHAL FORCE UNAUTHORIZED

2834

Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST (Alternate Universe Communist Venturon)

« on: July 07, 2015, 09:46:11 PM »

use your imagination to spawn a
Quintuple-Barrelled Machine Homing Thermonuclear Ion Fusion Laser-Energy Minigun Ghost-Busting Supernova-Cannons Akimbo
or the QBMHTIFLEMGBSCA

Protagonist fires an imaginary QBMHTIFLEMGBSCA at Evil Conscience!
Evil Conscience's vehicle explodes, injuring him!

Finish him.

Evil Conscience(Near Death) armed with Imaginary(?) Rail Gun
YOU are badly wounded and covered in blood!


10:20 AM

WEAPONS: TASER (0 cartridges left) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) Unique Weapon SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE BAIKAL MP-133 SHOTGUN (6/6 rounds, 2 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (5/6 rounds, 1 .357 speedloader left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (5 Tranq darts left) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL (Can only fire once, packs a punch) KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) Bloodstained HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS) SMARTPHONE (BATTERY DEAD)

$500 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 35% (Normal)
EFFECTS: EVIL CONSCIENCE(Permanent unless you cure it)
WANTED LEVEL: POLICE UNITS INCOMING - LETHAL FORCE UNAUTHORIZED

Somethin' Weird..... In the neighborhood..... Who ya gonna call?

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST (Alternate Universe Communist Venturon)

« on: July 07, 2015, 09:34:21 PM »

God damn I wasn't even trying to go there.

OT:  Summon your Good Conscience so they have a Dragon Ball Z level fight.  

Summon your Good Conscience so they have a Tank Fight.

use your thinkpower to imagine an imaginary tri-barrelled homing nuclear-warheaded bazooka

better if this tbh.

ftfy

You attempt to summon your Good Conscience, but he's too busy being used as a slave by the Space Gods to help you! You instead summon an imaginary Tri-Barrelled Mini-ACNRHKLAHBSLFGSG(L). Can't hurt real people, but your conscience doesn't qualify as "real" exactly.

Protagonist fires a Tri-Barrelled Mini-ACNRHKLAHBSLFGSG(L) at Evil Conscience!
Evil Conscience imagines a forcefield and places himself inside it!
Evil Conscience summons an imaginary nuclear-missile launching tank with LEGS and gets in it!

Evil Conscience(Vehicle: Nuclear Missile Tank) armed with Imaginary(?) Rail Gun
YOU are badly wounded and covered in blood!


10:20 AM

WEAPONS: TASER (0 cartridges left) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) Unique Weapon SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE BAIKAL MP-133 SHOTGUN (6/6 rounds, 2 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (5/6 rounds, 1 .357 speedloader left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (5 Tranq darts left) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL (Can only fire once, packs a punch) KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) Bloodstained HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS) SMARTPHONE (BATTERY DEAD)

$500 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 35% (Normal)
EFFECTS: EVIL CONSCIENCE(Permanent unless you cure it)
WANTED LEVEL: POLICE UNITS INCOMING - LETHAL FORCE UNAUTHORIZED

Somethin' Weird..... In the neighborhood..... Who ya gonna call?