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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST (Alternate Universe Communist Venturon)

« on: July 07, 2015, 11:42:36 AM »

Give Traitor your Baseball Bat and Switchblade.  And then ask if there is any medical supplies nearby so you can treat both his and your wounds.  After all that...ask about the most powerful weapon in the world

OCC: By the way...I did some searching, and I found my add-on's thread untouched:  http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=240819.0  For those of you who wants this weapon of utter destruction.  NOTE:  Your computer will most likely crash.

I'll also put it in my sig, so people can always go there.  Well...provided that there is room for it.

"I don't need your weapons! What I need is to get to my supply of guns!" Traitor Joe rushes over to another room in the basement and discovers most of his his guns have been destroyed. "Damn. I had a experimental laser pistol I stole from the Communists and they stole it back. Rest of my guns are burned."

Traitor Joe heads to another room in the basement and grabs a first aid kit. "You'll need it. I can't stay here any longer. I would have disappeared in the middle of the night if you came any later." Traitor Joe grabs his only gun that survived, packs his stuff, and prepares to escape Venturon City.

Traitor Joe is healthy.
Good Conscience is healthy.
Protagonist is healthy


9:40 AM

WEAPONS: TASER (0 cartridges left) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) Unique Weapon SWITCHBLADE PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL (Can only fire once, packs a punch) KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS) SMARTPHONE (BATTERY DEAD)

$0 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 27% (Normal)
EFFECTS: GOOD CONSCIENCE(Permanent unless you cure it)

2852

Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST (Alternate Universe Communist Venturon)

« on: July 07, 2015, 11:19:58 AM »

Wield knife and nightstick and beat/stab the stuff out of the two last guys.

PS: Stab the stab vest guy in the head.

Protagonist lunges at Suit 12, stabbing him in the head!
Suit 12 cries out for mama. +5 Bloodlust
Suit 13 screams until his voice cracks.
Suit 14 fires the Improvised Shotgun only for it to EXPLODE in his hands and face BLOWING IT OFF!
Suit 14 stands headless for a moment before collapsing. +6 Bloodlust
Suit 13 whispers incoherently.
Protagonist stomps on Suit 13's head!
Suit 13 falls unconscious.

You go to Traitor Joe and untie him. "loving commies! Do you know how long they've been occupying our dear, sweet America, boy?" He says. "They caught me selling weapons to a group of rebels. Here. You've earned it."

Traitor Joe hands you a customized nickel plated Colt M1911A1.

Traitor Joe is majorly wounded.
Good Conscience is healthy.
Protagonist is majorly wounded and bleeding lightly.


9:40 AM

WEAPONS: TASER (0 cartridges left) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) Unique Weapon SWITCHBLADE PSS Pistol (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M Silent Pistol (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M Silent Pistol(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL (Can only fire once, packs a punch) KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS) SMARTPHONE (BATTERY DEAD)

$0 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 27% (Normal)
EFFECTS: GOOD CONSCIENCE(Permanent unless you cure it)

2853

Games / How interested would you be in a screenshot Let's Play of XCOM:UFO Defense?

« on: July 07, 2015, 10:47:52 AM »

Thinking of doing a LP of X-COM:UFO Defense(using OpenXCOM, a open-source clone that isn't as bug-ridden as the original UFO Defense and is easily moddable) with GIFs and screenshots. Modifications like new terrain, weapons, and a sort-of EXALT faction(Men In Black mod) will be used. How interested would you be?

Example pictures:


When all you have is weak ballistic weaponry versus Cyberdiscs, this can only end well.


Cyberdisc reaction fire

Forumers will be allowed to submit names for X-COM soldiers and hope that they don't get their soldier's faces melted off, which is unlikely. X-COM soldiers are infamous for not being able to shoot worth a damn and having a high rate of casualties.

X-COM:UFO Defense(UFO:Enemy Unknown in Europe) is a 1994 Turn Based Tactics game known for it's difficulty. Anyone can and will die in X-COM, even with the Flying Suit(best armor in the unmodded game). All it takes is a single lucky Plasma shot(Weapons do between 0% to 200% of their listed damage depending on how much the RNG hates you) and your Commander-rank soldier is gone. Sectoids/Etherals like to abuse their Psionic powers and panic/mind control your soldiers constantly, Cyberdiscs are accurate, hard to kill, and explode on death, Mutons are tough against everything but Plasma, Sectopods are resistant to plasma weapons and can dish out tons of pain, Chryssalids can instantly zombify your soldiers and potentially start a local zombie apocalypse, and so on.

X-COM wins by researching (weapons, corpses, interrogating live aliens, etc) and finishing off the aliens in one final battle at Cydonia once they research and launch the Avenger craft. Along the way, X-COM will have to stop Terror Missions, assault Alien Bases and downed UFOs, and survive multiple Base Defense missions.

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Forum Games / Re: The Oncoming Horde: RIP AND TEAR (Let's play Project Zomboid)

« on: July 07, 2015, 10:34:51 AM »

Blue house on the right if we didn't visit it already, otherwise go to the other blue house on the top left

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST (Alternate Universe Communist Venturon)

« on: July 07, 2015, 10:33:19 AM »

Get good conscience to summon a pistol and shoot the stab vests.

Good Conscience summons an imaginary pistol and shoots Suit 14 in the head to no effect!
Suit 14 says: "Filthy American! Your imagination can't hurt me!"

Take suit 13's S4M pistol, duel-wield S4M pistols, jump in the air, shoot suit 10 twice, suit 12 once, and suit 13 once.

Protagonist dives for Suit 13's S4M pistol on the floor!
Suit 13 throws himself onto the gun and kicks Protagonist away!
Protagonist, Suit 13 both struggle for the gun!
The gun goes off!
Suit 14 is struck in the ass!
Protagonist kicks Suit 13 in the groin, grabs the S4M pistol, and fires it three times at different targets!
Suit 10 is hit in the head. He desperately cries out to Khrushchev one last time. +5 Bloodlust
Suit 12 looks at his wounds and grows distant.
Suit 13 drops to the floor in pain.

Grab the healthiest-looking suit as a meat-shield.

Suit 14 raises his homemade shotgun to fire!
Protagonist snatches Suit 13!
Suit 13 is struggling and screaming!
Suit 14 MISTAKENLY shoots Suit 13!
Suit 13 drops to the floor bleeding out.

Suit 12(Stab Vest) (Majorly wounded, bleeding) armed with bare hands
Suit 13 (Dying, Bleeding out) armed with Throwing Knife
Lead Interrogator Suit 14(Combined Stab/Bullet Vest) (Badly wounded) armed with Improvised Shotgun
Traitor Joe(TIED UP) is majorly wounded.
Good Conscience is healthy.
Protagonist is majorly wounded and bleeding lightly.


9:38 AM

WEAPONS: TASER (0 cartridges left) BASEBALL BAT SWITCHBLADE PSS Pistol (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M Silent Pistol (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M Silent Pistol(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL (Can only fire once, packs a punch) KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS) SMARTPHONE (BATTERY DEAD)

$0 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 20% (Normal)
EFFECTS: GOOD CONSCIENCE(Permanent unless you cure it)

2856

Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST (Alternate Universe Communist Venturon)

« on: July 07, 2015, 02:59:33 AM »

headshot six people with pss, use s4m on last guy

Oops. Misread that since its past 10:00 PM here and I was a bit exhausted.

Protagonist rapidly fires off six shots from the PSS!
Suit 8 drops dead.
Suit 9 cries out to Trotsky one last time.
Suit 11 screams to Karl Marx for forgiveness.
+10 Bloodlust
Suit 14 is struck in the back!
Suit 13 is struck in the hands, causing him to drop his gun!
Suit 12's martini breaks from the bullet.

Suit 10 lunges at Protagonist with a sickle, but misses!
Suit 12 chops at Protagonist with his bare hands!
Suit 13 throws a knife at Protagonist, but MISTAKENLY hits Suit 12 in the arms!
Suit 14 fires the improvised shotgun at Protagonist! Three pellets hit their mark.
Good Conscience fires an imaginary Tranquilizer Rifle at Suit 14, hitting the head to no effect!

Suit 10(Stab Vest) armed with Sickle
Suit 12(Stab Vest) (Moderate wounds, bleeding) armed with bare hands
Suit 13 (Light wounds, bleeding) armed with Throwing Knife
Lead Interrogator Suit 14(Combined Stab/Bullet Vest) (Light wounds) armed with Improvised Shotgun
Traitor Joe(TIED UP) is majorly wounded.
Good Conscience is healthy.
Protagonist is majorly wounded and bleeding lightly.


9:38 AM

WEAPONS: TASER (0 cartridges left) BASEBALL BAT SWITCHBLADE PSS Pistol (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M Silent Pistol (2/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL (Can only fire once, packs a punch) KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS) SMARTPHONE (BATTERY DEAD)

$0 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 15% (Normal)
EFFECTS: GOOD CONSCIENCE(Permanent unless you cure it)

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST (Alternate Universe Communist Venturon)

« on: July 07, 2015, 02:00:49 AM »

headshot six people with pss, use s4m on last guy

You unzip your pants and piss on everyone. Six pissed off Suits bash your face in before you can react.

GAME OVER
Hint: You're not the Postal Dude. Reloading save file.....

[Accidentally misread that. Whoops.]

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST (Alternate Universe Communist Venturon)

« on: July 07, 2015, 12:43:52 AM »

Goddamn it. I was typing a huge wall of text and then I refreshed by accident, erasing it all and wasting 10-15 minutes of work.

Lets skip to the part where we try to save Traitor Joe after looting a Stab Vest and Switchblade from the suits
After defeating the Suits, you open the door at the end of the basement to discover Traitor Joe tied up to a chair. The Leader of the Suits screams "Marxism! Socialism! Totalitarianism! Every man can afford a loaf of bread! Kruschev! Worker's Paradise!" as he and his guards beat Communist Wisdom into Traitor Joe with Soviet flags, cardboard cutouts of Stalin, actual hammers and sickles, and a martini.

They haven't noticed you yet. Eliminate as many as you can before detection.

Suit 8(Stab Vest) armed with Cardboard Cutout of Stalin
Suit 9 armed with Hammer
Suit 10(Stab Vest) armed with Sickle
Suit 11 armed with Soviet Flag
Suit 12(Stab Vest) armed with Martini
Suit 13 armed with S4M Silent Pistol
Lead Interrogator Suit 14(Combined Stab/Bullet Vest) armed with Improvised Shotgun
Traitor Joe(TIED UP) is majorly wounded.
Good Conscience is healthy.
Protagonist is badly wounded.


9:37 AM

WEAPONS: TASER (0 cartridges left) BASEBALL BAT SWITCHBLADE PSS Pistol (6/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M Silent Pistol (2/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL (Can only fire once) KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS) SMARTPHONE (BATTERY DEAD)

$0 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 5% (Normal)
EFFECTS: GOOD CONSCIENCE(Permanent unless you cure it)

2859

Off Topic / Re: BL Forums gives a man a gun using MS Paint

« on: July 07, 2015, 12:16:31 AM »

Tried to make the guy getting robbed look like an XCOM Soldier with a flat-top and the robber look like a Sectoid.

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Off Topic / Re: ask a mcdonalds employee anything

« on: July 06, 2015, 11:32:27 PM »

How stuffty are the working conditions? Customers and higher ups treating you like crap all day is how I imagine working at McDonalds, and the bathrooms are probably too unsanitary.

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Off Topic / Re: Guess what the above user's profile pic is based off of! V1

« on: July 06, 2015, 11:19:33 PM »

Eathbound

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Forum Games / Re: Dice with 100 sides

« on: July 06, 2015, 11:15:54 PM »

Summon Abraham Lincoln riding a unicorn to fight the cops

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST (Alternate Universe Communist Venturon)

« on: July 06, 2015, 06:44:57 PM »

Beat them all to not-quite-death with a baseball bat while making crappy puns

No, one of them has an anti-stab vest

Continue to use Suit 1 as a body shield.  While you're at it, take a peek at Action Hero Guide for some temporary courage/boldness.

ACTION HERO TIP #1347
Someone wearing a bulletproof or stabproof vest? Shoot/stab that forgeter in the throat.

You grab Suit 1 and use him as a meatshield. Suit 4 and Suit 5 approach you, pistols drawn. You quickly throw Suit 1's unconscious body at Suit 4, knocking him into Suit 5. As both of the Suits lay on the floor stunned you give them a good whack to the brain with the baseball bat.

Protagonist strikes Suit 5 in the head. He goes out like a lightbulb! -5 Bloodlust
Protagonist strikes Suit 4 in the head and accidentally cracks his skull! +5 Bloodlust

Two more suits come out to investigate the noise.

Suit 6 armed with Switchblade
Suit 7 armed with Bare Hands
Protagonist is badly wounded.


9:35 AM

WEAPONS: TASER (0 cartridges left) BASEBALL BAT PSS Pistol (6/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M Silent Pistol (2/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL (Can only fire once) IMAGINARY YO-YO IMAGINARY AA-12 (20/20 Imaginary Rounds left) IMAGINARY MG42 (79/100 Imaginary Rounds left) KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS) SMARTPHONE (BATTERY DEAD)

$0 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 5% (Normal)
EFFECTS: GOOD CONSCIENCE(Permanent unless you cure it)

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST (Alternate Universe Communist Venturon)

« on: July 06, 2015, 06:19:29 PM »

Convince him that he became uncontrollably violent when he discovered a shipment of bootleg vodka has been sabotaged upon export to all Communist.

You explain to Suit 2 that Suit 1 drank bad vodka.

"Makes sense, then. Wait a minute, I've never seen you before."

Suit 2 glares at the Protagonist suspiciously.

use suit 1's body as a meat shield

You use Suit 1's unconscious body as a meat shield when Suit 2 realizes you are an intruder. He raises the One-Shot Pistol.

"You wouldn't really shoot a comrade being held hostage, would you?" You say.


Suit 2 lowers his gun for a brief second, allowing you to rush him and beat him up with a nightstick. He drops to the floor letting out a final groan. You hear footsteps behind you.

Suit 3 lunges from the shadows at Protagonist, but accidentally smacks into a nearby wall face-first and knocks himself out.

You head downstairs and hear someone screaming "Joseph Stalin! Totalitarianism! Vladimir Lenin! Trotsky! MARXISM!" as they beat someone senseless in the room all the way at the end of the basement. Meanwhile, you see two more suits patrolling back to back.

Suit 4(Anti-Stab Vest) armed with PSS Pistol(Integrally suppressed)
Suit 5 armed with S4M Silent Pistol
Protagonist is badly wounded.


9:35 AM

WEAPONS: TASER (0 cartridges left) BASEBALL BAT DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL (Can only fire once) IMAGINARY YO-YO IMAGINARY AA-12 (20/20 Imaginary Rounds left) IMAGINARY MG42 (79/100 Imaginary Rounds left) KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS) SMARTPHONE (BATTERY DEAD)

$0 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 5% (Normal)
EFFECTS: GOOD CONSCIENCE(Permanent unless you cure it)

2865

Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST (Alternate Universe Communist Venturon)

« on: July 06, 2015, 05:43:17 PM »

Go outside and watch them burn everything

You let them burn everything. Including some incredibly violate ammunition. Which then explodes in their faces and takes out everything within a few miles.

GAME OVER

wear suit and tie, pretend to be one of them

You wear a suit and tie before casually strolling into Traitor Joe's.

Suit 1 stares at Protagonist suspiciously.

"Wait a minute. You're not one of us. I know the faces of the men I've been sent to work with, and you're not one of them!"

Suit 1 glares at the Protagonist with intolerance and tries to let out a piercing Communist alarm cry!

Protagonist grabs Suit 1 and muffles his screams, preventing his buddies from turning hostile!
Suit 1 tries to counter being grabbed by fiber wiring the Protagonist!
Protagonist dodges and smashes at Suit 1 with a nightstick, hitting the head HARD!
Suit 1 collapses to the ground brain damaged and incapacitated.
-5 Bloodlust: Nonlethal Takedown

You try to drag Suit 1's body out of sight, but Suit 2 sees the body and becomes suspicious.

"Whats wrong, buddy? Had too much to drink?"

He comes closer.

Suit 2(SUSPICIOUS) armed with Disposable One-Shot Pistol
Suit 3(About to finish smoking) armed with Knife

Protagonist is badly wounded and undetected.


9:35 AM

WEAPONS: TASER (0 cartridges left) BASEBALL BAT IMAGINARY YO-YO IMAGINARY AA-12 (20/20 Imaginary Rounds left) IMAGINARY MG42 (79/100 Imaginary Rounds left) NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS) SMARTPHONE (BATTERY DEAD)

$0 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 10% (Normal)
EFFECTS: GOOD CONSCIENCE(Permanent unless you cure it)