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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST(Alternate Universe Communist America)

« on: July 04, 2015, 01:32:14 AM »

"my name is not important, what's important is what i am going to do."

"i just forgetin hate marxism, and the communist worms feasting on it's carcass"

"It's not important. What's important is what I am going to do. I just forgetin hate Marxism, and the Communist worms feasting on it's carcass. My Patriotic Genocide crusade begins here." You reply. The van arrives at the nuclear power plant.

"Take these repairmen uniforms. You there, take this tranquilizer." Virginia hands everyone disguises and gives you a tranquilizer pistol. You inspect the tranquilizer pistol and discover that it can fire a variety of ammo.

"Let's split up so we'll be less suspicious." Robin says. "Groups of four." You walk up to the front gates after splitting up and the security guard confronts you.

"Took you long enough to get here. We've got malfunctioning security cameras all over the place." The Guard says. You open the front door, walk to the security room, and act natural. Your fireteam casually strolls past security guards and scientists alike until you reach the security room.

"You gonna fix these cameras or what? The repair team sent yesterday didn't do a damn thing!" A guard asks you, as he points to a computer. He glares at you and your buddies suspiciously, trying to see through your disguise and failing.

Nearby people
Security Guard 1 armed with AKM
Security Guard 2 armed with Makarov PMM
Scientist armed with clipboard
Technician
Scientist 2
Supervisor

Suzie armed with Gyrojet Rocket Pistol
Former Soviet Infantry armed with DP-28 Machine Gun
Communist Defector armed with AKM
Protagonist is healthy.

Stealth Status: In disguise, undetected, hidden in plain sight

Things to do
Get the government to remove the research filters(any time)
Adopt a dog at the petstore(any time)
Push the big red button and overload the reactor at the Nuclear Power Plant

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Repairman disguise
Tranquilizer Pistol (2 knockout darts/3 poison darts/1 rage dart/2 laughing darts)
M2 Flamethrower (7/10 uses, 2 gas tanks left)
Ultimate entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (10/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (17/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Dull Switchblade
First Aid Book
Bloodlust Control Book
Action Hero Book
Anti-Book Burning Book
$700
Molotov roostertail x1
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: 35% (Mostly sane)
Dueling Consciences ACTIVE

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Off Topic / Re: What kind of music do you listen to?

« on: July 04, 2015, 01:17:24 AM »

The entire Touhou soundtrack and occasionally the music from any game in Hotline Miami, X-COM, Metal Gear, or Deus Ex.

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Forum Games / Re: POLL: Merge this board with another?

« on: July 04, 2015, 01:14:45 AM »

How do you guys feel about juice then?

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Forum Games / Re: How would you kill the above user's avatar with your avatar?

« on: July 04, 2015, 01:14:03 AM »

banzai

Nuke his ass twice

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Forum Games / Re: Prison Break

« on: July 04, 2015, 01:00:16 AM »

Find a spare guard uniform and haul ass until you get to a nearby town

Hopefully we'll get one of the endings that way

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST(Alternate Universe Communist America)

« on: July 04, 2015, 12:59:16 AM »

get a dog

Group 4, and rip kiss-kiss i guess

You decide to get a dog after you finish raiding the Nuclear Power Plant with your fellow patriotic citizens.

"Group 4 it is, eh?" The leader says. "We'll be sending you to assault the Power Plant with Robin, Barry, Virginia, Suzie, the two new recruits, and good ol' Texas. All of them ready to die for the cause."

You load up in a van painted in the colors of a repair company. Halfway to the Nuclear Power Plant, Texas engages in small talk.

"So, fellow Patriot... What's your name?"

Texas armed with AK
Robin armed with Double Barrel
Virginia armed with .500 S&W
Barry armed with Mosin Nagant
Suzie armed with Gyrojet Rocket Pistol
Former Soviet Infantry armed with DP-28 Machine Gun
Communist Defector armed with AKM
Protagonist is healthy.

Things to do
Get the government to remove the research filters(any time)
Adopt a dog at the petstore(any time)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
M2 Flamethrower (7/10 uses, 2 gas tanks left)
Ultimate entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (10/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (17/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Dull Switchblade
First Aid Book
Bloodlust Control Book
Action Hero Book
Anti-Book Burning Book
$700
Molotov roostertail x1
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: 35% (Mostly sane)
Dueling Consciences ACTIVE

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: July 03, 2015, 11:38:24 PM »

Group 4, and rip kiss-kiss i guess

Kiss-Kiss, Only Sane Man, Traitor Joe, And Snidley Whiplash are still alive, but not the same person/animal they were before you discovered this alternate universe.

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Forum Games / Re: How would you kill the above user's avatar with your avatar?

« on: July 03, 2015, 11:20:47 PM »

but im not epileptic >:(

Theres still the colorful bullet spam that will make your eyes water. Dodge that.

(My profile avatar is Aya from Touhou)

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Forum Games / Re: How would you kill the above user's avatar with your avatar?

« on: July 03, 2015, 11:17:01 PM »

Spam danmaku all over the godamn place and drown him in extremely colorful bullets that are likely to induce seizures.

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Forum Games / Re: The Oncoming Horde: Chapter 1 (Let's play Project Zomboid)

« on: July 03, 2015, 08:53:42 PM »

Run like hell. Try to find a melee weapon somewhere.

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Forum Games / Re: Prison Break

« on: July 03, 2015, 07:02:08 PM »

Go back inside, look for a cardboard box, and use that to stealth your way to the Sniper Towers. (Move when snipers aren't looking, stop moving when they are looking)

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST(Alternate Universe Communist America)

« on: July 03, 2015, 07:00:19 PM »

bring them to that secret place in the homeless shelter with the rebels

You bring the former Communists to the Patriots of Venturon hideout. "New recruits? Thank you!" The leader says. "We're sending out four separate teams for either passing out flyers, robbing the Bank Of Communism, protesting the research filters on the internet, and overloading the reactor at the Nuclear Power Plant. would you like to join any of those?"

Group 1(low risk) will pass out flyers to gain support for their cause and potential new recruits.
Group 2(medium risk) will publicly protest the filters on the internet.
Group 3(high risk) will rob a bank.
Group 4(very high risk, boss fight) will go to the nuclear power plant and attack it.

Things to do
Get the government to remove the research filters

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
M2 Flamethrower (7/10 uses, 2 gas tanks left)
Ultimate entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (10/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (17/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Dull Switchblade
First Aid Book
Bloodlust Control Book
Action Hero Book
Anti-Book Burning Book
$700
Molotov roostertail x1
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: 35% (Mostly sane)
Dueling Consciences ACTIVE

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: July 03, 2015, 05:58:40 PM »

read first aid book, try it on gunslinger

FIRST AID TIP #421
Use a medkit!

Go to the nearest hospital

Be sure to harvest organs first.

You arrive at the nearest hospital. The nurse with the magnificent mustache greets you again. "Back again, I see." He says.

"I have organs to pay you with."

"Stalin gave us all free public healthcare, damn Capitalist swine!" The nurse yells, insulted.

The Gunslinger will be spending a few days in the hospital. Everyone else gets healed within a few hours.

combine the bloody entrepreneur  staff with the golden staff to create the ultimate entrepreneur  staff to end the communist police.

then ignite the anti-book burning book

ITEM CRAFTED: Ultimate entrepreneur  Staff

You then attempt to ignite the anti-book burning book. A nearby surgeon sees you. Enraged, he rushes over and stamps out the fire.

"How dare you ignite a Anti-Book Burning Book! Not in my hospital! Get out! Now!"



Once you are outside, the Communist defector turns towards you. "Do you know a safehouse where we can stay? The Government will be looking for us, no doubt."

Former Soviet Infantry armed with DP-28 Machine Gun
Communist Defector armed with AKM
Protagonist is healthy.

Things to do
Get the government to remove the research filters
Save the Gunslinger TASK COMPLETE

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
M2 Flamethrower (7/10 uses, 2 gas tanks left)
Ultimate entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (10/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (17/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Dull Switchblade
First Aid Book
Bloodlust Control Book
Action Hero Book
Anti-Book Burning Book
$700
Molotov roostertail x1
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: 35% (Mostly sane)
Dueling Consciences ACTIVE

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Forum Games / Re: The Oncoming Horde: Chapter 1 (Let's play Project Zomboid)

« on: July 03, 2015, 03:38:05 PM »

Fitness Instructor

Outrunning zombies(if thats a trait) is more practical

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Drama / Re: PortalGamer9000 - Abusing admin on Speedkart server.

« on: July 03, 2015, 03:32:50 PM »

Source?