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Forum Games / Re: Scrabble SLAM v.02
« on: July 02, 2015, 04:54:07 PM »
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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST
« on: July 02, 2015, 04:53:40 PM »read bloodlust control book
find out where they took gunslinger and save him
no research and communism means protagonist goes crazy.
have a quick wank and go on a genocide crusade to get your research back
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BLOODLUST TIP #124
Take a deep breath.
-5 Bloodlust
You jack a nearby car and stalk the SWAT Van, intending to rescue the Gunslinger. The SWAT Van arrives in the middle of nowhere, and the Gunslinger is led to a nearby ditch where he is beaten severely. One of the SWAT officers pulls out a can of gasoline and a match.
Meanwhile, your conscience speaks up again.
"Perhaps there's a peaceful solution to all this violence?"
"Why do you even bother? You already know how its going to end."
SWAT armed with M16
SWAT 2 armed with MP5
SWAT 3 armed with M14
SWAT 4 armed with Benelli M4
SWAT 5 armed with G36C
SWAT 6 armed with M16
Things to do
Get the government to remove the research filters
Save the Gunslinger
Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur Staff
M2 Flamethrower (8/10 uses, 2 gas tanks left)
entrepreneur Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (10/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
MLG Blunt
Umbrella
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Dull Switchblade
First Aid Book
Bloodlust Control Book
Action Hero Book
Anti-Book Burning Book
$700
Molotov roostertail x1
New Smartphone
Bloodlust: 60% (Somewhat sane)
Dueling Consciences ACTIVE
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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST
« on: July 02, 2015, 03:16:55 PM »while you're on the internet, jack off and don't rip your richard off
You attempt to access Danbooru, Rule 34, and many other sites but it appears that filters have been set up. You see a Hammer and Martini symbol with Stalin's face below it and a message telling you the obvious: This website has been blocked by the research filters.
4:19 PM.
Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur Staff
M2 Flamethrower (8/10 uses, 2 gas tanks left)
entrepreneur Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (10/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
MLG Blunt
Umbrella
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Dull Switchblade
First Aid Book
Bloodlust Control Book
Action Hero Book
Anti-Book Burning Book
$700
Molotov roostertail x1
New Smartphone
Bloodlust: 65% (Somewhat sane)
Dueling Consciences ACTIVE
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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST
« on: July 02, 2015, 03:11:17 PM »research cult of john motherloving madden
You find a website.
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THE CULT OF JOHN MADDEN
Dedicated to football, JOHN MADDEN, and JOHN MADDEN. Anyone who does not Worship John Madden is an inferior infidel. The Cult Of John Madden is dedicated to bringing world peace by worshipping John Madden hard enough.
research the cult of personality.
You find a website about how great Joseph Stalin is, and a website full of "Joseph Stalin Facts". Another website reveals that even as Stalin sends men to the Gulags by the hundreds each day, every American still loves him.
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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST
« on: July 02, 2015, 03:00:08 PM »jack off, you did well todaythen stuff yourself
You go to a nearby porta-potty and masterubate furiously before crapping into the toilet.
-5 bloodlust
50-69% Bloodlust: Somewhat sane.
New map because alternate universe communist america
4:19 PM.
Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur Staff
M2 Flamethrower (8/10 uses, 2 gas tanks left)
entrepreneur Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (10/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
MLG Blunt
Umbrella
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Dull Switchblade
First Aid Book
Bloodlust Control Book
Action Hero Book
Anti-Book Burning Book
$700
Molotov roostertail x1
New Smartphone
Bloodlust: 65% (Somewhat sane)
Dueling Consciences ACTIVE
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Forum Games / Re: Sticky Man's Questventure
« on: July 02, 2015, 02:51:10 PM »
Tear out the wall and use it to jump out the window
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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST
« on: July 02, 2015, 02:50:49 PM »"those are just realistic props and fake blood, and our guns are props that only make the gunfire sound effects"
also keep an eye on where the SWAT team are taking the gunslinger
"Huh. You're cleaning this mess up, then." The SWATs leave and drive the Gunslinger in a direction opposite of the nearest Police Station. Something is fishy.
Protagonist is lightly wounded.
Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur Staff
M2 Flamethrower (8/10 uses, 2 gas tanks left)
entrepreneur Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (10/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
MLG Blunt
Umbrella
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Dull Switchblade
First Aid Book
Bloodlust Control Book
Action Hero Book
Anti-Book Burning Book
$700
Molotov roostertail x1
New Smartphone
Bloodlust: 70% (Very Little Sanity)
Dueling Consciences ACTIVE
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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [BOSS: The Gunslinger]
« on: July 02, 2015, 02:30:22 PM »"we were just practicing an action scene for a play"
"Really, sir? There's a bunch of corpses and bloodstains everywhere. Multiple calls to the Police about gunfire."
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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST
« on: July 02, 2015, 02:27:50 PM »You're bloodlust is so high...
Bite his gun in half.
You charge screaming as you sprint across the street towards the Gunslinger. He calmly takes aim and fires, striking you in the chest and taking out a large portion of your torso. Undeterred, you sprint to point blank range and attempt to bite the gun in half.
All the teeth in your mouth shatter, and you recoil in pain while the Gunslinger smacks you with his massive handcannon for an instakill.
For reference, THIS is how massive his gun is. Imagine what it feels to get shot by that. Or smacked by that.
GAME OVER
You've died 30 times so far!
Think about it would you rather live in a lovely home with your family and be free to do what you want instead of living in a concrete cube and not progressing in life?
The gunslinger pauses again for a second. It almost seems like he's ready to throw down his gun when suddenly a SWAT Van arrives and hoses him down with a water cannon. The Gunslinger tries to get up and fire at the SWAT team, but they quickly tase him, pin him to the ground, and beat him senseless before handcuffing him.
BOSS DEFEATED NONLETHALLY: -30 BLOODLUST
Quote from: Tber123
70-89% Bloodlust: Very little sanity, and it is very visible.
Bystander crawls off screaming for Stalin's forgiveness.
The SWAT team approaches you. "What happened here?"
SWAT armed with M16
SWAT 2 armed with MP5
SWAT 3 armed with M14
SWAT 4 armed with Benelli M4
SWAT 5 armed with G36C
SWAT 6 armed with M16
Former Action Hero(Badly wounded) armed with Desert Eagle .50
Protagonist is lightly wounded.
Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur Staff
M2 Flamethrower (8/10 uses, 2 gas tanks left)
entrepreneur Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (10/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
MLG Blunt
Umbrella
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Dull Switchblade
First Aid Book
Bloodlust Control Book
Action Hero Book
Anti-Book Burning Book
$700
Molotov roostertail x1
New Smartphone
Bloodlust: 70% (Very Little Sanity)
Dueling Consciences ACTIVE
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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST
« on: July 02, 2015, 12:46:07 PM »We gotta convince gunslinger to join us,
Talk about how communism will become a dictatorship and all our economic eco structure will collapse
If communism continues we will lose our guns, our free speech and other basic rights
Protagonist says: "Communist Dictatorships! Economic collapse! Second Amendment! FREE SPEECH! WHERE IS YOUR PATRIOTISM?"
The Gunslinger pauses for a brief second again. Its slowly working!
Former Action Hero has a revelation of understanding! You've successfully enlightened him!
Former KGB Agent punches and kicks at the Protagonist!
Former Action Hero fires a Desert Eagle at Former KGB Agent, hitting the legs 3 times!
Protagonist counterattacks with a Golden entrepreneur Staff, performing a home run on the KGB Agent and splitting his skull open! Blood spurts out like a volcano!
Former KGB Agent speaks these last words: "Better dead then Capitalist...."
Bystander desperately screams for Karl Marx to distribute his wealth to the people.
The Gunslinger is lost in thought.
BOSS: The Gunslinger(Minor wounds, Medium Armor, Taking cover) armed with "Big Iron" .600 Nitro Express Revolver
- Can ricochet bullets
- Carries a .600 Nitro Express Revolver, which puts other Hand Cannons to shame.
- Turns until The Gunslinger fires his Revolver: 1
- The Gunslinger is slightly convinced to your Patriotic cause.
Former Action Hero(Badly wounded, STUNNED) armed with Desert Eagle .50
Protagonist is lightly wounded and taking cover behind a stone pillar.
Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur Staff
M2 Flamethrower (8/10 uses, 2 gas tanks left)
entrepreneur Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (10/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
MLG Blunt
Umbrella
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Dull Switchblade
First Aid Book
Bloodlust Control Book
Action Hero Book
Anti-Book Burning Book
$700
Molotov roostertail x1
New Smartphone
Bloodlust: 100% (Completely Insane)
Dueling Consciences ACTIVE
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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST
« on: July 02, 2015, 12:37:39 PM »go on about how communism must be defeated for the sake of the world
Nothing can innovate with communism and it must be purged
Protagonist gives a speech on how America shouldn't be Communist, and that Communism is a threat to the entire world! There is no innovation!
The Gunslinger says: "Bullstuff."
Former KGB Agent is too busy looking at his blown off left hand to care.
Bystander yowls pitifully in pain.
Former Action Hero is beginning to see American reason. He pauses to ponder these thoughts...
The Gunslinger fires the Big Iron at Bear Hunter! The Gunslinger hits the torso BLOWING IT APART!
Bear Hunter looks down at the absurdly large hole blown into his chest before soiling himself and dying.
Former KGB Agent charges into melee range, intending to beat the Protagonist to a bloody pulp with the basics of CQC!
Bystander rolls around on the floor screaming for Lenin.
BOSS: The Gunslinger(Minor wounds, Medium Armor, Taking cover) armed with "Big Iron" .600 Nitro Express Revolver
- Can ricochet bullets
- Carries a .600 Nitro Express Revolver, which puts other Hand Cannons to shame.
- Turns until The Gunslinger fires his Revolver: 2
Protagonist is minorly wounded and taking cover behind a stone pillar.
Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur Staff
M2 Flamethrower (8/10 uses, 2 gas tanks left)
entrepreneur Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (10/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
MLG Blunt
Umbrella
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Dull Switchblade
First Aid Book
Bloodlust Control Book
Action Hero Book
Anti-Book Burning Book
$700
Molotov roostertail x1
New Smartphone
Bloodlust: 100% (Completely Insane)
Dueling Consciences ACTIVE
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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST
« on: July 02, 2015, 12:23:47 PM »try to convince them to fight communism with you
Protagonist says: "Communism is bad!"
The Gunslinger remains firm.
Communist Sympathizer laughs!
Former KGB Agent stares in disbelief.
Former Action Hero doesn't believe it.
Bear Hunter turns on his comrades!
Protagonist says: "Texas Red isn't dying today!"
The Gunslinger ponders this thought for a brief second.
Spray AA-12 at the remaining cigs then find a place to hide from the ranger with a big iron on his hip
Protagonist sprays 10 AA-12 rounds before diving behind a pillar!
Former KGB Agent is hit in the left hand BLOWING IT OFF!
Bystander is knocked to the ground!
Former Action Hero is hit in the torso!
The Gunslinger is not hit due to taking cover behind a car's engine block.
Bear Hunter reloads the Saiga-12!
BOSS: The Gunslinger(Minor wounds, Medium Armor, Taking cover) armed with "Big Iron" .600 Nitro Express Revolver
- Can ricochet bullets
- Carries a .600 Nitro Express Revolver, which puts other Hand Cannons to shame.
- Turns until The Gunslinger fires his Revolver: 1
Bystander(Badly wounded, knocked down) armed with EAA Tanfoglio Thor .45-70
Former Action Hero(Badly wounded wounded) armed with Desert Eagle .50
Bear Hunter(Lightly wounded) armed with Saiga-12
Protagonist is minorly wounded and taking cover behind a stone pillar.
Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur Staff
M2 Flamethrower (8/10 uses, 2 gas tanks left)
entrepreneur Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (10/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
MLG Blunt
Umbrella
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Dull Switchblade
First Aid Book
Bloodlust Control Book
Action Hero Book
Anti-Book Burning Book
$700
Molotov roostertail x1
New Smartphone
Bloodlust: 100% (Completely Insane)
Dueling Consciences ACTIVE
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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST
« on: July 02, 2015, 11:44:45 AM »then stuff yourself
You empty your bowels right before your face is blown away by a massive loving hand cannon.
DEAD AGAIN
Stop.
Stare him dead in the eyes and say
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning" and torch his ass
it's time for you to kill and it's time for you to die
your genocide crusade begins here
Protagonist says:"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"
Protagonist sprays the flamethrower!
The Gunslinger dodges most of the flames before stopping, dropping, and rolling!
Communist Sympathizer burns to death!
Vigilante lets out a final scream as the flames melt away at his tender flesh!
Bear Hunter is hit by the flames! He stops, drops, and rolls!
Former Action Hero is hit by the flames! He grabs a nearby water bottle and attempts to douse the flames!
Former KGB Agent dodges the flames!
Bystander shoots at Protagonist with the Thor .45-70, hitting the leg!
Former KGB Agent: "Now you've really pissed me off."
Former KGB Agent Fires the PSS Pistol, hitting the protagonist in the arms twice!
Bear Hunter hoses down the Protagonist with Saiga-12 fire, but MISTAKENLY hits Former Action Hero in the back instead!
Former Action Hero grabs another water bottle and pours it on himself, dousing the flames!
The Gunslinger dives behind a nearby car and steadies his revolver!
BOSS: The Gunslinger(Minor wounds, Medium Armor, Taking cover) armed with "Big Iron" .600 Nitro Express Revolver
- Can ricochet bullets
- Carries a .600 Nitro Express Revolver, which puts other Hand Cannons to shame.
- Turns until The Gunslinger fires his Revolver: 2
Bystander armed with EAA Tanfoglio Thor .45-70
Former Action Hero(Moderately wounded) armed with Desert Eagle .50
Bear Hunter(Lightly wounded) armed with Saiga-12
Protagonist is minorly wounded.
Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur Staff
M2 Flamethrower (8/10 uses, 2 gas tanks left)
entrepreneur Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
MLG Blunt
Umbrella
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Dull Switchblade
First Aid Book
Bloodlust Control Book
Action Hero Book
Anti-Book Burning Book
$700
Molotov roostertail x1
New Smartphone
Bloodlust: 100% (Completely Insane)
Dueling Consciences ACTIVE
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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST
« on: July 02, 2015, 10:31:22 AM »stuff yourself
"Good lord! NO!" Algernon shouts as he sees you trying to empty your bowels. He literally kicks you out of the car while its still moving, sending you into the path of an oncoming truck.
RIP
29 deaths
Say "No"
Get on your fire fighter disguise and torch the courthouse
"Nah. I can do it myself." You tell Algernon. He drops you off at the courthouse while you torch it disguised as a firefighter. God bless Amer---
WARNING: BLOODLUST DISABLER HAS WORN OFF. BLOODLUST LEVELS RESTORED TO PREVIOUS STATE.
Bloodlust: 95%(INSANE) (Bloodlust was at 95% before the vending machine disabled bloodlust)
Seeing a entire building on fire: +5 Bloodlust
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100% Bloodlust: Completely insane, and it is impossible not to notice. Kills are very drawn out, and this leaves you extremely vulnerable to being attacked. Nonlethal takedowns involve you beating someone to an inch of their life. Unarmed civilians panic and immediately call the police, armed civilians and gangsters will shoot you on sight, and the cops will do whatever it takes to stop you.
"Oh dear!"
"Now this is what I WANT to see! Kill em all! KILL!"
"Calm down! Calm down!"
"He's already possessed! Here we go!"
Nearby civilians scream. Algernon speeds away, knowing when to fold em.
"Oh stuff!"
"That firefighter has gone insane!"
"The end is near!"
"I'm calling the COPS!"
A man with a massive revolver approaches. "Stop right there! You're staying right here until the Cops arrive!" Other brave citizens arrive to assist in detaining you until the Police can arrest you.
BOSS: The Gunslinger(Medium Armor) armed with "Big Iron" .600 Nitro Express Revolver
- Can ricochet bullets
- Carries a .600 Nitro Express Revolver, which puts other Hand Cannons to shame.
Former KGB Agent armed with PSS Pistol
Vigilante armed with Five-seveN
Bystander armed with EAA Tanfoglio Thor .45-70
Former Action Hero armed with Desert Eagle .50
Bear Hunter armed with Saiga-12
Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur Staff
M2 Flamethrower (9/10 uses, 2 gas tanks left)
entrepreneur Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
MLG Blunt
Umbrella
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Dull Switchblade
First Aid Book
Bloodlust Control Book
Action Hero Book
Anti-Book Burning Book
$700
Molotov roostertail x1
New Smartphone
Bloodlust: 100% (Completely Insane)
Dueling Consciences ACTIVE