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2971
Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST
« on: July 02, 2015, 01:24:18 AM »
Listen to your nicer concience.

You distract the cop. "Hey look, its John F. Kennedy in a UFO!"

"Where?" The Patrolling Cop replies as he looks into the sky. Meanwhile, Algernon finishes hotwiring the car. You enter the Jeep and drive away as the cop continues staring into the sky.

"That went well." Algernon replies as he drives back to the Homeless Shelter before accidentally running a red light and attracting the attention of a police car. Algernon is promptly handed a speeding ticket. Half an hour later, you get a call from the leader of the Patriots of Venturon requesting that you infiltrate the Court House and kill a traitorous Patriot before he can testify against the PoF.

"You up for the job, man?" Algernon asks.

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
M2 Flamethrower (10/10 uses, 2 gas tanks left)
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
MLG Blunt
Umbrella
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Dull Switchblade
First Aid Book
Bloodlust Control Book
Action Hero Book
Anti-Book Burning Book
$700
Molotov roostertail x1
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: DISABLED
Dueling Consciences ACTIVE

2972
Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST
« on: July 02, 2015, 12:37:33 AM »
Rip the coat off the man to see what he has

You rip off the man's coat and discover he's wearing another trenchcoat underneath. "What the hell is wrong with you?" He says. "Can't handle my fedora and trenchcoat?"

You see a patrolling cop walking towards Algernon's location. "What's going on here?" He asks. Meanwhile, your conscience speaks up.

"Your cover has been blown! Do that thing again with the eyeball gouging and disemboweling!"

"Nonono. We can deceive him without having to disembowel him."

"You've seen this guy in action before. This entire time he's been running around killing and killing. How do you explain that he's violently murdered 82 people so far?"

Nearby People:
Patrolling Cop(Light Armor) armed with MP412 Revolver
Trenchcoat Man(Sitting on a bench reading a newspaper)
Smoking Woman(Leaning against a wall) armed with Cigar
Laborer(Talking to Laborer 2) armed with Pickaxe
Laborer 2(Talking to Laborer) armed with Saw
Musician(Walking home) armed with Umbrella


Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
M2 Flamethrower (10/10 uses, 2 gas tanks left)
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
MLG Blunt
Umbrella
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Dull Switchblade
First Aid Book
Bloodlust Control Book
Action Hero Book
Anti-Book Burning Book
$700
Molotov roostertail x1
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: DISABLED
Dueling Consciences ACTIVE

2973
Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST
« on: July 01, 2015, 09:33:19 PM »
badmouth them and distract them

duel wield your entrepreneur  staffs to show them who is boss

You dual wield entrepreneur  Staffs. "You wanna go? I'll splatter your brains all over the godamn sidewalk."

"Heeeeey, fuuuuck yooooou man...." The Drunken Gopnik says before swinging at you with a Vodka Bottle. You slap him with the entrepreneur  Staff and send him running away screaming.

You see the Trenchcoat Man suspiciously holding a Newspaper to his face. Meanwhile, the Smoking Woman continues to smoke, but she's keeping the Cigar aimed at you. The nearby Musician seems to be walking closer to you. Are you paranoid, or are you about to be attacked?

Nearby People:
Trenchcoat Man(Sitting on a bench reading a newspaper)
Smoking Woman(Leaning against a wall) armed with Cigar
Laborer(Talking to Laborer 2) armed with Pickaxe
Laborer 2(Talking to Laborer) armed with Saw
Musician(Walking home) armed with Umbrella


Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
M2 Flamethrower (10/10 uses, 2 gas tanks left)
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
MLG Blunt
Umbrella
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Dull Switchblade
First Aid Book
Bloodlust Control Book
Action Hero Book
Anti-Book Burning Book
$700
Molotov roostertail x1
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: DISABLED
Dueling Consciences ACTIVE

2974
Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST
« on: July 01, 2015, 09:15:49 PM »
Completely transform into Liberty Prime. Become the Ultimate Democracy Administering machine.

(That's too game-breaking. Its like saying you want to summon an instant-win button.)

You transform into Liberty Prime and prepare to unleash the white hot rage of American justice onto these Communists! Several Policemen attempt to shoot at you with their tiny, feeble pistols but your eye lasers completely obliterate them! You rampage through the entire town blowing up helicopters, tanks, and jets with eye lasers before you are finally taken down by several nuclear bombs and a kill satellite hitting you at once.

GAME OVER.
Liberty Prime OP, nerf pls

Algernon successfully picks the lock. "Almost there, Buddy." He begins. "Now's the hard part. Hotwiring the car. Keep on guard!"

A few seconds later, a drunken Gopnik walks up to you. "Hey starfish," he slurs. "Fight me."

Nearby People:
Trenchcoat Man(Sitting on a bench reading a newspaper)
Smoking Woman(Leaning against a wall) armed with Cigar
Laborer(Talking to Laborer 2) armed with Pickaxe
Laborer 2(Talking to Laborer) armed with Saw
Drunken Gopnik(Picking fights) armed with Vodka Bottle
Drunken Gopnik 2(Stumbling around) armed with Vodka Bottle
Sober Gopnik(Tagging along with the other Gopniks) armed with Knife

Musician(Walking home) armed with Umbrella


Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
M2 Flamethrower (10/10 uses, 2 gas tanks left)
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
MLG Blunt
Umbrella
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Dull Switchblade
First Aid Book
Bloodlust Control Book
Action Hero Book
Anti-Book Burning Book
$700
Molotov roostertail x1
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: DISABLED
Dueling Consciences ACTIVE

2975
Forum Games / Re: Let's Play X-COM Long War (An Egyptian Chinatown!)
« on: July 01, 2015, 09:11:51 PM »
XCOM UFO Defense LP Test[WARNING:GIF HEAVY]
This was a pain to make, mostly because making the gifs took so long. Not sure if I even want to do a UFO Defense LP if GIFs are this painful to work with. I'll probably do without GIFs.

Please note that this will not be a "vanilla" playthrough. OpenXCOM and a ton of modifications will be used.



2:00 PM. Aliens terrorize Dallas. Military forces move in to handle the threat.

Soldier 1: "Jesus Christ. Alien life on Earth?"
Soldier 2: "They really do exist out there. And they want to kill us all."
Soldier 3: "We ain't letting them take Earth! Today we send a message! Don't forget with Humanity!"



Tank Operator:"Gawd-DAMN! One foot out of the plane and I'm taking fire already! Cover the Tank!"



Tank Operator:"X-Rays! Two of them! South of the plane!"



Soldier:"Moving up to provide covering fire! Everyone disembark! HOOAH!"



Soldier: "X-Ray is down!"



Soldier 2: "Here goes! Moving in to flan--- AAARGH!"
Soldier 3: "Man down! MAN DOWN!"



Soldier 4: "H-Hey, whats going on out the--- BLARGH!"



Soldier 3: "You bastard!"



Soldier 5: "I got this one!"

*BAMBAMBAMBAMBAM*

Soldier 5: "forget. Missed."



Soldier 6: "Let me try that for you."

*BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*

Soldier 6: "Nope."



Soldier 7: "Good lord, can none of you guys shoot straight?"



*PEWM* *PEWM* *PEWM*
Civilian: AAAARAAAGGGH!
Civilian 2: N-NO! PLEASE! NO! GOD HELP---
*PEWM*
Civilian 2: MAMA! MAMAAAAAAA!



Soldier 6: "Taking fire!"



Tank Operator: "Returning fire."



Soldier 7: "I've spotted what appears to be an alien vehicle! Busting out the Anti-Tank Weaponry!"
Civilian 2: "You there! You've got to hel--- OH GOD NOT THE ROCKET---"
*BOOM*



Soldier 7: "Good lord! He got in the way of my rocket! Theres THREE Alien Vehicles out there! Retreat?"



Soldier 6: "The Miniature UFOs are resistant to our Rocket Launchers! Scored a direct hit and it won't die!"



Soldier 1: "Holy stuff! They're EVERYWHERE!"



Soldier 3: "HHHHRRRRRGH!"
Soldier 5: "We're taking casualties!"
Soldier 1: "Keep firing, damn it!"



Soldier 5: "Hot Damn! That Mini-UFO just killed one of it's own with friendly fire!"



Soldier 1: "ACK!"
Soldier 5: "Another man down! No!"
Soldier 6: "We're forgeted! forgetED!"



Soldier 6: "Our rifles suck! They're barely even penetrating the thick armor of that UFO!"



Soldier 7: "HA! I GOT ONE!"



Soldier 6: "HHHNNNNG"



*BOOM*

Soldier 7: "This is too much! RETREAT!"
Soldier 9: "I'm already on it, man!"



Soldier 8: "Retreat? Never! CHARGE!"
Soldier 7: "Ohgod ohgod ohgod...."



Soldier 10: "Get us out of here! Earth is no match for these extraterrestrials!"



Following the failure of Earth's militaries to defend against the extraterrestrial threat, representatives from the worlds most economically powerful countries gathered secretly in Geneva. After much debate, the decision was made to establish a covert independent body to combat, investigate and defeat the alien threat. This organization would be equipped with the world's finest pilots, soldiers, scientists and engineers, working together as one multi-national force. This organization was named the EXtraterrestrial COMbat Unit.

Any feedback? Should I continue with the UFO Defense LP? If I do continue, should I put it on Games(not dead) or Community Projects(somewhat dead)?

2976
Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST
« on: July 01, 2015, 08:28:55 PM »
go over to the veteran and thank him for his service in helping our country achieve this great communist state

You attempt to walk to where the Veteran is, but he notices you approaching and breaks into a sprint, running into an alleyway.

"What the heck are you doing? Get back here!" Algernon whispers to you. Once you get closer, he whispers again. "Almost got the lock on this. Keep watching."

Nearby People:
Trenchcoat Man(Sitting on a bench reading a newspaper)
Smoking Woman(Leaning against a wall) armed with Cigar
Laborer(Talking to Laborer 2) armed with Pickaxe
Laborer 2(Talking to Laborer) armed with Saw
Drunken Gopnik(Picking fights) armed with Vodka Bottle
Drunken Gopnik 2(Stumbling around) armed with Vodka Bottle
Sober Gopnik(Tagging along with the other Gopniks) armed with Knife
Musician(Walking home) armed with Umbrella


Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
M2 Flamethrower (10/10 uses, 2 gas tanks left)
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
MLG Blunt
Umbrella
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Dull Switchblade
First Aid Book
Bloodlust Control Book
Action Hero Book
Anti-Book Burning Book
$700
Molotov roostertail x1
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: DISABLED
Dueling Consciences ACTIVE

2977
Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST
« on: July 01, 2015, 08:24:27 PM »
Give the police bribery 101 to the remaining two and tell them to bribe some guns off cops.

You give a Police Bribery book to the last two Patriots and tell them to share it. The leader of the Patriots of Venturon sends you out with a man named Algernon to hijack a vehicle.

"Aha! There's a Military Jeep we can steal! Watch my back!" Algernon gets to work picking the locks discreetly while you look around. You see cars passing by and civilians walking. So far, nobody has noticed that Algernon is stealing a car.

Nearby People:
Trenchcoat Man(Sitting on a bench reading a newspaper)
Smoking Woman(Leaning against a wall) armed with Cigar
Laborer(Talking to Laborer 2) armed with Pickaxe
Laborer 2(Talking to Laborer) armed with Saw
Military Veteran(Walking) armed with PPSH
Drunken Gopnik(Picking fights) armed with Vodka Bottle
Drunken Gopnik 2(Stumbling around) armed with Vodka Bottle
Sober Gopnik(Tagging along with the other Gopniks) armed with Knife
Musician(Walking home) armed with Umbrella


Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
M2 Flamethrower (10/10 uses, 2 gas tanks left)
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
MLG Blunt
Umbrella
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Dull Switchblade
First Aid Book
Bloodlust Control Book
Action Hero Book
Anti-Book Burning Book
$700
Molotov roostertail x1
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: DISABLED
Dueling Consciences ACTIVE

2978
Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST
« on: July 01, 2015, 07:57:16 PM »


Patriots that could use better firepower in the room: 2

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
M2 Flamethrower (10/10 uses, 2 gas tanks left)
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
MLG Blunt
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Dull Switchblade
First Aid Book
Bloodlust Control Book
Action Hero Book
Anti-Book Burning Book
$700
Molotov roostertail x1
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: DISABLED
Dueling Consciences ACTIVE

2979
Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST
« on: July 01, 2015, 07:39:36 PM »
hand over the mosin and the revolver

also ask when the next communist rally is

"Next Communist rally? Three days."

Patriots that could use better firepower in the room: 4

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
M2 Flamethrower (10/10 uses, 2 gas tanks left)
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
MLG Blunt
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Dull Switchblade
First Aid Book
Bloodlust Control Book
Action Hero Book
Anti-Book Burning Book
$700
Molotov roostertail x3
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: DISABLED
Dueling Consciences ACTIVE

2980
Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST
« on: July 01, 2015, 07:25:44 PM »
lets go to the homeless shelter

read the action hero book while going there

Quote
ACTION HERO TIP #555
If you dual wield guns, don't shoot them both at once. Shoot your first gun until its dry, and then shoot the second one after the first is dry.

You arrive at the Homeless Shelter and find a locked door. The guard lets you pass after you show him the slip of paper. You walk in and discover a table full of Patriots awaiting your arrival. "Glad you could make it. Our goal is reclaiming Venturon City, but our main problem is a lack of... Manpower."

A woman at the table notices how heavily armed you are. "Do you think you could spare some of that gear? All we have to fight with is crappy .22 pistols and .38 revolvers. Jesus Christ, I can see a Mosin Nagant and AA-12 stuffed into your pants."

"Will you join us? Your first task will be to accompany Algernon while he steals a vehicle from the Communists if you do. Also, please spare us some of your gear."

Patriots that could use better firepower in the room: 6

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
M2 Flamethrower (10/10 uses, 2 gas tanks left)
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 1 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 5 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
MLG Blunt
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Dull Switchblade
First Aid Book
Bloodlust Control Book
Action Hero Book
Anti-Book Burning Book
$700
Molotov roostertail x3
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: DISABLED
Dueling Consciences ACTIVE

2981
Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST
« on: July 01, 2015, 06:57:13 PM »
"I love my country like I love my American breakfast."

The hooded man silently hands you a slip and runs off.

Quote
PATRIOTS OF VENTURON
Fight for our cause! Meet at the Homeless Shelter any time today to retake Venturon City! Shoot guns! Kidnap and brainwash Commies! The Rebellion begins with YOU!

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
M2 Flamethrower (10/10 uses, 2 gas tanks left)
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 1 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 5 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
MLG Blunt
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Dull Switchblade
First Aid Book
Bloodlust Control Book
Action Hero Book
Anti-Book Burning Book
$700
Molotov roostertail x3
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: DISABLED
Dueling Consciences ACTIVE

2982
Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST
« on: July 01, 2015, 06:26:01 PM »
"Wait! You forgot me!" You say as you bang on the blocked front entrance. The firefighters hand you a flamethrower.

"Do it for Stalin." The Firefighter says. Seems that this is an alternate universe where Stalin took over. You wait until the signal is given before torching the library and setting it on fire. The crowd goes wild and cheers. You step back to look at your handiwork before you hear someone whispering to you from the crowd.

"Psst! Hey you! Listen! How much do you love your country?" A man with a hood whispers. You can see an American Flag tattooed to his neck, despite his efforts to hide it.

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
M2 Flamethrower (10/10 uses, 2 gas tanks left)
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 1 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 5 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
MLG Blunt
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Dull Switchblade
First Aid Book
Bloodlust Control Book
Action Hero Book
Anti-Book Burning Book
$700
Molotov roostertail x3
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: DISABLED
Dueling Consciences ACTIVE

2983
Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST
« on: July 01, 2015, 06:17:31 PM »
Don't burn the library down

Read "How to use first aid", "Ways to reduce your bloodlust" and "Please don't burn down the library"

Books found.

Quote from: First Aid Book
FIRST AID FOR AVERAGE JOES
1)Apply pressure to the wound.
2)If you get shot/stabbed/impaled, for the love of god DO NOT PULL THE BULLET/KNIFE/SPEAR/METAL/ETC OUT!
3)Never suck out the poison.
4)CPR will only revive a guy 10% of the time or something.

Quote from: Bloodlust Book
CONTROLLING YOUR VIOLENT NATURE
Calm yourself down by playing with stress balls, taking deep breaths, knocking people out instead of slitting their throats, and so on. There's always Therapy. And now for some top tips on reducing your Bloodlust by Dr. Ira Scammed....

Quote from: Anti-Book Burning Book
PLEASE DON'T BURN DOWN THE LIBRARY
If you want to save a tree so bad, stop burning books and start killing lumberjacks. "Save a tree, burn a book" is not how you should go about it. Nor should you burn down a library and attempt to kill the survivors for being more literate than you are.

Grab the most badass book you can find, then burn the library down and set off an explosion, walk away from the explosion, do not look at it, smoke a cig, and read the book, you are a literate badass.

Book get!

Quote
HOW TO BE A BADASS MOTHERforgetER: 667 TIPS FROM FORMER ACTION HEROES

You attempt to light a match and burn the Library when you hear a megaphone outside.

"Hello, everyone, and welcome to the Seventh Annual Venturon City Book Burning! Or in this case, Library burning! Today we burn the Capitalist Library to the ground and cleanse it of this so called 'free speech!' This will be GLORIOUS!"

A crowd gathers outside as two communist firefighters bar the library entrance, plant explosive charges, and run back to the fire truck to get flamethrowers.

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 1 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 5 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
MLG Blunt
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Dull Switchblade
First Aid Book
Bloodlust Control Book
Action Hero Book
Anti-Book Burning Book
$700
Molotov roostertail x3
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: DISABLED
Dueling Consciences ACTIVE

2984
Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST
« on: July 01, 2015, 03:34:10 PM »
write in ooc

"so yeah you guys are all friends"

[OOC]Protagonist: so yeah you guys are all friends
[OOC]The OP: How the hell?

Go visit the library

You visit the library to discover a giant statue of Stalin standing in front of it and the Hammer and Martini symbol sprayed everywhere. Other than that, its the same. Your conscience begins to speak up again.

"Good to see that you appreciate books."

"I say we burn down this library."

"What are you, illiterate? There might be some good reads in here!"

"This guy is stuck in Commie Land. Of COURSE he'll burn the library down! There's the voices in his head telling him to!"

Quote from: FourmerMan
Burn that stuff down
Quote from: ArstotzkaIsGreatestCountry
Smoke an MLG BLunt, and massacre everyone.
Quote from: Toblerone
Use your molotov roostertails and burn down this communist library.

"See? It'll be something like that!"

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 1 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 5 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
MLG Blunt
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Dull Switchblade
$700
Molotov roostertail x3
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: DISABLED
Dueling Consciences ACTIVE

2985
Off Topic / Re: Evar is at Port's house, AMA
« on: July 01, 2015, 02:56:56 PM »
Do you know why Weapon_Adventurepack is private?

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