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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST - [RIP Protagonist]

« on: June 30, 2015, 05:38:28 PM »

use the vending machine again

RANDOM EFFECT GAINED: Low Intelligence.

You no feel good. World shaking. Head hurt. Very scary. What goin on?

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 1 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 5 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$900
Molotov roostertail x3
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: DISABLED
Universe Status: FALLING APART
Low Intelligence ACTIVE

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST - [RIP Protagonist]

« on: June 30, 2015, 05:35:03 PM »

ascend

You ascend to Heaven. You are immediately greeted by two Russians.

"Welcome to Heaven! I'm Ivan Adventurer, and this is Yashka Sheriff. Another Protagonist making his way to Heaven, eh?" He walks off with a bottle of vodka.

"Well, look who finally decided to show up." A man in a blue jumpsuit greets you. "Nick Walter. Protagonist of a Fallout 2 Let's Play. Pleased to meet you." He hands you a slip of paper.

PREVIOUS PROTAGONISTS
Ivan Adventurer-Protagonist of Bandit Adventure
Yashka Sheriff-Protagonist of Bandit Adventure 2(Which was a mistake)
Nick Walter-Protagonist of a Fallout 2 Let's Play
Eli Bradford-Protagonist of a Fallout 3 LP that got abandoned.
V21:Left Behind Guy-Protagonist of V21:Left Behind
Peter Van Doorn-Protagonist of a X-COM Long War Let's Play that got abandoned.

"Cmon, let's go meet the other guys." Nick Walter leads you to a chamber with the other protagonists from previous forum adventures and Let's Plays. "So, now that you're here, we can---"

Exist

exist

Exist

You are suddenly pulled out of heaven and back into the Metagamer HQ. "The Forumers must have interrupted your stay in heaven. How rude." The Metagamer Guard comments.

end

"Wait a minute... END?" The Metagamer Guard says in shock. "Do they not realize what they've done?"

"What?"

"That means the end of this thread! We're all DOOMED!" The Metagamer Guard sprints out of the HQ in fear. The ground starts rumbling violently, and a hole is torn in the universe. Metagamer Guard is sucked up and erased from reality. Several other holes are torn and the earthquake continues to rise in intensity.

ERROR: FOURTH WALL AWARENESS HAS EXPIRED. PLEASE USE THE VENDING MACHINE AGAIN.

W-What the hell is going on? You can't remember anything from after you used the vending machine!

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 1 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 5 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$950
Molotov roostertail x3
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: DISABLED
Universe Status: FALLING APART

3003

Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 30, 2015, 05:01:28 PM »

turn your smartphone "smart"

You dig into the settings and turn on the AI.

"HELLO. THIS IS A MARK III AI KNOWN AS SLAVBOT."

escape this thread and go check out some other board

That didn't go so well.

I throw a spear into the protagonists head. :3

Lord Techno throws a spear at Protagonist! Lord Techno hits the head TEARING IT APART!
Protagonist spurts blood out the neck and runs down the hall.

ACHIVEMENT UNLOCKED: The Fourth Wall Will Not Protect You

GAME OVER.

• Ascend?
• Exist?
• End?

(Pick one)

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST (RIP Fourth Wall)

« on: June 30, 2015, 02:23:24 PM »

Realize breaking the fourth wall would make it pemenantly open so the ability would be permenant,so throw a molotov at it to BURN IT TO THE GROUND.

There now the protagonist will be able to communicate with us.

Its already broken.

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 30, 2015, 01:08:08 PM »

oh jeez you can break through the 4th wall

try shooting at it

You empty magazine after magazine into the Fourth Wall until it breaks.

"Uh, what have you done?" The Metagamer Guard asks.

"Broke the fourth wall, why?"

"Wonder what will happen now that the fourth wall is broken."

Suddenly, you hear screaming outside the Metagamer HQ. You look outside and see people panicking at the realization that they aren't real.



Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 1 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 5 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$950
Molotov roostertail x3
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: DISABLED
Fourth Wall Awareness ACTIVE
Fourth Wall Status: BROKEN

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 30, 2015, 12:59:23 PM »

holy stuff what? 4th wall awareness?  HEY PROTAG YOU SUCK

on a serious note: get phone, type the words "Disco Ball", pull them out of your phone and chuck them into the fourth wall.

you're a friend protagonist, you are doomed to die by your own entrepreneur  staff

You chuck a disco ball into the fourth wall and attempt to break it. The wall cracks slightly, but remains intact.



Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (3/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (2/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (9/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (11/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$950
Molotov roostertail x3
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: DISABLED
Fourth Wall Awareness ACTIVE
Fourth Wall Status: DAMAGED

3007

Forum Games / Re: Whatz ur fav item from above user's signature? 100 pages? lets add a 0 to dat :3

« on: June 30, 2015, 12:05:31 PM »

3008

Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 30, 2015, 11:50:59 AM »

compliment the phone

"I sure do love this smartphone!"

Nothing seems to happen. Your phone isn't talking back. Maybe you forgot to turn on the AI?

get counselling from the guard

"The effects of the vending machine are temporary. If it was permanent, we would be bankrupt. You'll do fine."



Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (3/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (2/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (9/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (11/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$950
Molotov roostertail x3
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: DISABLED
Fourth Wall Awareness ACTIVE

3009

Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 30, 2015, 11:48:24 AM »

go to the blockland forums and post in the "BLOODLUST" thread in the community projects board

3010

Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 30, 2015, 11:46:23 AM »

You ask the guard for a Smartphone and he sells you it for $50. Suspiciously cheap, too.



Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (3/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (2/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (9/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (11/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$950
Molotov roostertail x3
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: DISABLED
Fourth Wall Awareness ACTIVE

3011

Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 30, 2015, 11:41:32 AM »

Rig the machine to cure bloodlust and rain pianos on everyone but you.

You attempt to rig the machine by digging into the wires in the back. It makes some strange noises and gives you two random effects for free!

Random Effect Gained: Yandere Cloaker
Random Effect Gained: Take 100x damage from everything.

Wait, whats a Yandere Cloaker----

http://i.imgur.com/vtC3Rlo.gifv

(Won't show up properly for some reason so I had to use a link)

The last thing you hear is someone screaming "ONNIII-CHAAAAAN!" before you take a flying roundhouse kick to the face and instantly explode into gibs.

GAME OVER

Put in 100 dolla and get two random items

You decide to put in $100 and gain two random effects:

Bloodlust Cured Temporarily
Fourth Wall Awareness Gained

Suddenly, you realize something! You're not real. None of this is real. This whole time you were being controlled by the forumers on the Blockland Forums, and the person responsible for your existence(and your suffering) is the very one who created this thread. You collapse to the ground in horror.

"Fourth Wall Awareness, eh?" A Metagamer Guard asks you. "You'll get used to it."



Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (3/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (2/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (9/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (11/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1000
Molotov roostertail x3

Bloodlust: DISABLED
Fourth Wall Awareness ACTIVE

3012

Forum Games / Re: The Adventures of BONK BOY!

« on: June 30, 2015, 11:18:49 AM »

Holy stuff its animated

get in through the pipe

3013

Forum Games / Re: Some Text Adventure With Roll Chance - where the forget is everyone

« on: June 30, 2015, 11:17:59 AM »

Play Door Kickers on your phone.

3014

Off Topic / Re: How will WW3 start?

« on: June 30, 2015, 10:27:02 AM »

Someone accidentally launches a nuke. Or a terrorist launches one.

3015

Forum Games / Re: Some Text Adventure With Roll Chance - where the forget is everyone

« on: June 30, 2015, 10:06:15 AM »

Go to the subway