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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 30, 2015, 10:04:47 AM »

Besides, we already have two gay dice games

why the forget are you nerds voting for a gay dice game

This one might actually get finished. Kochieboy let Pass Or Fail die and Cybertails is unable to update due to a difficult situation.

Updating this after I finish breakfast.

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 29, 2015, 09:33:19 PM »

lets go to metagamer hq

play relaxing games

(You don't have a smartphone anymore since you stabbed it to death.)

You go to the Metagamer HQ and they welcome you. "Hello there, Protagonist! We are the Metagamers. We can see beyond the Fourth Wall." A Metagamer guard greets you. "We can see that your Bloodlust is conquering you. How about you give the Vending Machine a spin? Only $50."

A sticky note is attached to the Vending Machine.

"ROLL THE VEND" RANDOM EFFECTS MACHINE
Insert $50 and random things happen, like free weapons. Or curing Bloodlust. Or falling pianos on your face.

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (3/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (2/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (9/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (11/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1100
Molotov roostertail x3

Bloodlust: 95%, Insane.

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Forum Games / Re: Let's Play X-COM Long War (An Egyptian Chinatown!)

« on: June 29, 2015, 09:21:51 PM »

idk man do whatever makes this fun for you

Let's play UFO Defense instead in the future.

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 29, 2015, 08:31:18 PM »

tase him

You tase the gang member and incapacitate him.

-3 Bloodlust

leave before the police sees you

show your smart phone who is the boss

Stab the forget out of your stuffty smartphone

also apologize to phone

"I'm sorry." You say to your phone before stabbing it with a switchblade, killing it.

+5 Bloodlust

You leave the area before the rest of the SWAT team sees you.



Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (3/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (2/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (9/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (11/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1100
Molotov roostertail x3

Bloodlust: 95%, Insane.

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Games / Re: ROBLOX Thread ⱽ³⋅⁶ - CONSOLES LEAK

« on: June 29, 2015, 07:30:53 PM »

What the hell is going on? Are these two hacked?

Tber123
Taberone

I stopped playing Roblox in around 2011-2012 but still...

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Forum Games / Re: Let's Play X-COM Long War (An Egyptian Chinatown!)

« on: June 29, 2015, 07:26:15 PM »

man if you aren't having fun with this anymore feel free to stop

I can't write character dialogue for stuff. Should I just play XCOM:UFO Defense with OpenXCOM instead?

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Forum Games / Re: Let's Play X-COM Long War (An Egyptian Chinatown!)

« on: June 29, 2015, 06:22:40 PM »

I don't know why I even bother updating anymore.

This mission went pretty well.

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 29, 2015, 06:20:30 PM »

use aa-12 to "haggle" down the price
aka threaten him to cure for free

Protagonist shows Therapist the AA-12 and says "Cure it for free."

"No." The Therapist responds.

Rip the therapist's arm off and punch him until he dies

Protagonist lunges at the Therapist and begins hacking at his arms with a switchblade! Therapist screams in pain!
Protagonist rips off the Therapist's arms and beats him multiple times with it before GOUGING OUT his eyes!
+5 Bloodlust

90-99% Bloodlust: Insane. You sport a visibly deranged appearance with a psychotic grin full of teeth and eyes wide to go along with it. Civilians will panic at the sight of you and the chances of them calling the police is higher, cops will try to arrest you, and gangsters may shoot you on sight out of fear. Kills are ultraviolent and even slower, and takedowns may involve crippling limbs.

insult smartphone after disabling its internet

threaten to kill phone it doesn't turn on

"Useless piece of stuff Smartphone...."

"DO YOU REALLY WANNA GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN? I'VE PHOTOSHOPPED A PICTURE OF YOUR FACE ONTO AN CIA MEMBER AND I'LL GLADLY SEND IT TO THE PRESIDENT."

Your phone attempts to send a picture, but realizes it can't connect to the internet.

"NO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?"

Disguise as conservative redneck and see if the cartel will let you in. Then kill them on the inside depending on how that unfolds.

You disguise as a redneck and walk to your house to discover that the gunfight between the SWAT team and the last of the Cartel is still raging on. Seeing as how you can't get near the front door without being caught in the crossfire, you enter through the backyard and knock. A Cartel member peeks through the door and notices you in your insane state.

"What the is wrong with you? Get the hell out!"

Cartel Heavy 1 armed with Model 1887



Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (3/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (2/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (9/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (11/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1100
Molotov roostertail x3
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 93%, Insane.

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Games / Re: Best and worst ai in video games?

« on: June 29, 2015, 04:31:37 PM »

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArtificialBrilliance

Metal Gear Solid has some good AI.

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Suggestions & Requests / Re: That old dog add-on

« on: June 29, 2015, 02:55:19 PM »

You probably meant the one in this other suggestions topic:
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=279639.0
I converted it to the default bot system if you want to use that.

Why is the dog playertype named "Standard Player"? Should be named "Dog playertype" or something to avoid that issue.

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Forum Games / Re: BLF HUNGER GAMES THE SECOND - HOPES AND DREAMS DESTROYED

« on: June 29, 2015, 02:31:09 PM »

loving cupcakes, RIP Yashka Sheriff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq5XiNzD1cE (Skip to 1:50)

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 29, 2015, 02:26:32 PM »

go to therapist while you wait for your house to be cleared outl

The Therapist offers to "cure" your Bloodlust for the cheap price of $1 Million.



Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (3/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (2/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (9/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (11/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1100
Molotov roostertail x3
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 88%, very little sanity

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Forum Games / Re: BLF HUNGER GAMES THE SECOND - VENGEANCE FOR THE MEMOIRS

« on: June 29, 2015, 02:21:55 PM »

Cmon Yashka

forget their stuff up

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 29, 2015, 02:20:03 PM »

Get police to remove the explosives from your house

You call the police to inform them that there are explosives in your neighborhood. A bomb squad is sent there.

first buy a shirt at traitor joes that says "forget YOU.CARTEL" and then go to your real home

You buy a $90 shirt with the phrase "forget YOU, CARTEL!" on it before going to your actual house. You find a massive number of SWATs surrounding your old house and trading fire with the Cartel Remnants holed up in it.

"Sir! This is a dangerous situation! Please remain at a safe distance!" A SWAT team member yells at you before returning fire.



Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (3/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (2/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (9/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (11/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1100
Molotov roostertail x3
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 88%, very little sanity

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 29, 2015, 01:31:18 PM »

go home

Traitor Joe's or your neighborhood?