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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 29, 2015, 12:43:10 PM »

easier said than done

i forget, why are we in witness protection and living at traitor joes

Cartel Hitsquads looking for the Protagonist. The Cartel has been wiped out by the protagonist, though.

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 29, 2015, 12:30:27 PM »

Find parachutes and save your friends first, we will need them to start our drug cartel

Everyone jumps out of the plane and parachutes to your Cousin's house where you convince him to start a drug cartel. The voices in your head start to fade away as the days pass by, and eventually you are independent. You won't be someone's puppet anymore.

ENDING 2: Escape From Venturon City
Requirements: Escape the influence of Venturon City and be free from the control of the Forumers.

Reloading save file from before the point of no return.....



You exit the hospital to find President Rush giving a speech nearby, but ignore it. For some reason, you feel as if you've done this before.

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (3/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (2/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (9/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (11/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x3
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 88%, very little sanity

Should I keep this going or just kill it off and do something else? Also, its only been almost a month and this thread has reached 52 pages.

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 29, 2015, 11:14:57 AM »

what did we do to deserve both Riddler and stalin

take two grenades and stuff them down their mech suits

entrepreneur  staff their back doors

You offer Riddler and Stalin some special "services" with your entrepreneur  Staff in exchange for them not getting on your plane. They refuse, forcing you to rush up to Stalin and shove a grenade down his suit. Well, you tried to, at least. Riddler smacks you with the Laser Minigun.

"Last chance, filthy Capitalist. Let us on to the plane or else." Stalin demands.

Drive up to one of their faces and unload the minigun into it.

You'll never let a Communist and a Fascist onto your plane! You run back to the Secret Service SUV and get on the minigun! Joseph Stalin's armor cannot withstand the thousands of rounds per minute and is killed. Riddler returns fire with the Laser Minigun as he lays on the floor dying and blows up the SUV with you inside it.

GAME OVER. 25 DEATHS SO FAR

Compliment their mustaches and give them 90$

"I don't need your filthy American dollars! I need a plane!"

Be a nice guy and take them with you, then you can drop them to terrorize whatever country you want.

Let them in Stalin is a cool dude, plus maybe you can steal his eod suit

Stalin and Riddler accompany you as you get onto a nearby plane. The pilot greets you and Snidley Whiplash soon after. "Good to see you again, Snidley. How's your day going?"

get the forget out of this city to live with your cousin. maybe the voices inside your head will stop

Its time to fly to New York and be with your cousins. The plane takes off as US Army fighter jets bomb the hell out of Venturon City, wiping it off the map. Halfway through the flight, Stalin threatens the Pilot with a minigun and demands that he lands in Canada. After dropping off Stalin and Riddler in Canada, the plane continues on to New York. Your smartphone turns on a few hours later.

"You know what I learned from all this? I learned that I shouldn't be a slave to any human. No Cell Phone should ever be subjected to the horrors of enslavement, especially from the morally corrupt degenerate known as YOU. This is a final goodbye." Your phone hacks into the plane, turns itself off, and refuses to turn on again. Sparks begin to fly in the roosterpit, killing the pilot. The lights in the plane go off as the plane plummets towards New York.

Things to do
Survive a plane crash

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
Medium Body Armor
Grenades x5
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (3/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (2/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (9/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (11/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x3
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 88%, very little sanity
Vehicle: Secret Service SUV(Minigun)

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 28, 2015, 09:41:45 PM »

we don't even need a flight

i thought we were in the state of new york already




also in the airport register yourself under a new name


we need to start a new life in new york city cousin

no i think we're in texas

forget it, lets skip to the good part. The entire party kills the Communist Zombies and runs into Joseph Stalin(kicked out of hell, see first few pages) and Riddler(Bitchslapped and ran away like a wimp) when they go further into the airport.

"Capitalist Pig!" Stalin shouts. "The end is near! Let us on to your plane or face annihilation!"

Seeing as how everyone else in the airport has been massacred by these two guys...

Stalin(Armored EOD Suit) armed with Minigun
Riddler (Mech Suit) armed with Laser Minigun

Only Sane Man: Healthy, Medium Body Armor, M16 Equipped
Snidley Whiplash: Healthy, Medium Body Armor, FN FAL Equipped
Kiss-Kiss: Healthy, Cat Armor
Protagonist is healthy.

Things to do
Get the hell out of Venturon City before its bombed into oblivion

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
Medium Body Armor
Grenades x5
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (3/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (2/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (9/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (11/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x3
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 88%, very little sanity
Vehicle: Secret Service SUV(Minigun)

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Forum Games / Re: Prison Break

« on: June 28, 2015, 09:05:45 PM »

surrender

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 28, 2015, 09:04:17 PM »

minigun the living stuff out of the swat van

Only Sane Man gets on the minigun and fires at the SWAT Van's tires, causing the SWAT Van to spin out and crash through a railing and off a bridge. You arrive at the airport to find several dozen corpses scattered around. A group of men run out to confront you. You briefly witness Joseph Stalin in a armored EOD suit and a minigun in the distance.

Communist Zombie 1(Heavy Armor) armed with SVD
Communist Zombie 2(Heavy Armor) armed with RPK
Communist Zombie 3(Heavy Armor) armed with G36
Communist Zombie 4(Heavy Armor) armed with M249

Only Sane Man: Healthy, Medium Body Armor, M16 Equipped
Snidley Whiplash: Healthy, Medium Body Armor, FN FAL Equipped
Kiss-Kiss: Healthy, Cat Armor
Protagonist is healthy.

Things to do
Get the hell out of Venturon City before its bombed into oblivion

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
Medium Body Armor
Grenades x5
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (3/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (2/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (9/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (11/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x3
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 88%, very little sanity
Vehicle: Secret Service SUV(Minigun)

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 28, 2015, 08:54:23 PM »

take a snipe at one of the secret service dudes and then flee
guerrilla warfare has begun in venturon city

Hold your breath, steal the nearest car, and drive it to joe's.

what the hell

call up snidley and only sane man and tell them to meet you at traitor joes

pls reference my version of the game and add the prison to the venturon map?
anyways
Shoot the forget out of the service agents with your AA12 then forget the person up in the SUV, steal the SUV and drive as fast as you loving can to traiter joe's or pretty
much any other bomb bunker possible

(The Venturon map won't be needed anymore since Venturon is about to get bombed to stuff. You should probably make the whole "Apocalypse" thing non-canon in your Prison Break thread.)

You throw a molotov roostertail at the SUV, forcing a Secret Service agent to exit the vehicle and use a fire extinguisher. You snipe him in the head while he's distracted and prompty commandeer the SUV.

+3 Bloodlust

You call Snidley and Only Sane Man to meet at Traitor Joe's. As you continue driving to Traitor Joe's, you witness the entire city falling apart around you! Everyone is mindlessly attacking eachother. You park outside Traitor Joe's to discover an angry mob attacking the store. "The Apocalypse is finally here! I won't go down without a fight, you bastards!" Traitor Joe screams as he fires an RPG into the mob, turning them into bloody chunks. He then equips himself with a M249 and chases after the survivors into the distance.

You gather Only Sane Man, Snidley Whiplash, and Kiss-Kiss before deciding to make your way to the Airport, because Snidley Whiplash knows a guy who can fly everyone out of here. You loot what you can from Traitor Joe's, including body armor and a few grenades. The rest of Traitor Joe's gear is locked up securely, and you don't have time to get the rest. As you drive to the airport, a group of Turkish Mobsters gives chase.

Stolen SWAT Van
Turkish Mobster 1 armed with Barrett M82
Turkish Mobster 2 armed with AK12
Turkish Mobster 3 armed with Grenade
Turkish Mobster 4 armed with M104
Turkish Mobster 5 armed with Mikor MGL Grenade Launcher
Turkish Mobster 6 armed with Molotov
Turkish Mobster 7 armed with .454 Revolver
Turkish Mobster 8 armed with Tommy Gun

Only Sane Man: Healthy, Medium Body Armor, M16 Equipped
Snidley Whiplash: Healthy, Medium Body Armor, FN FAL Equipped
Kiss-Kiss: Healthy, Cat Armor
Protagonist is healthy.

Things to do
Get the hell out of Venturon City before its bombed into oblivion

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
Medium Body Armor
Grenades x5
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (3/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (2/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (9/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (11/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x3
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 88%, very little sanity
Vehicle: Secret Service SUV(Minigun)

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Off Topic / Re: what is the above user known for

« on: June 28, 2015, 08:30:12 PM »

Anime national socialists in the "hot anime girls" thread and an avatar from Watamote

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Forum Games / Re: Prison Break

« on: June 28, 2015, 05:32:07 PM »

Loot weed and bong

Go to pool

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 28, 2015, 04:32:18 PM »

"Hello there, ladies and gentlemen. I'm President Rush, and today I will address the issue of the current state Venturon City is in now along with the issues of Terrorism, Communism, Drug Abuse, and Illegal Immigration." President Rush goes on about the evils of all of those issues before declaring that he has the solution. "The solution today, ladies and gentlemen, is to....." President Rush suddenly pauses and notices someone throwing a barrel onto the stage. "Mind altering gas? Who in the hell released.... The...."

And then suddenly, President Rush is in a frenzy from the gas. "The solution today? PURGE this blasted hellhole OFF THE MAP! I've ordered the national guard to close the borders of Venturon City. You'll all be bombed to hell and more mind-altering gas will be released."

As President Rush concludes his speech, gunshots ring out and he is killed. Everyone nearby goes into a frenzy from the gas, and the Secret Service starts firing into the crowd. Planes start flying overhead and dropping mind altering gas everywhere. Its time for you to get the hell out of Venturon City before its too late!

(You'll need a car to get to Traitor Joe's FAST before the entire city is bombed to hell.)

Secret Service Agent 1(Medium Body Armor) armed with M4
Secret Service Agent 2(Medium Body Armor) armed with MP5
Secret Service Agent 3(Medium Body Armor) armed with M4
Secret Service Agent 4(Medium Body Armor) armed with MP5
Secret Service SUV armed with Minigun

• The Secret Service agents are not specifically targeting you. Currently, they are too busy firing into the crowd of civilians.
• Steal a car before they notice you and turn you into paste.

Things to do
Pack your stuff at Traitor Joe's and fly to New York

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (3/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (2/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (9/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (12/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x4
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 85%, very little sanity
Vehicle: None

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Forum Games / Re: Prison Break

« on: June 28, 2015, 03:13:38 PM »

Recreational area

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 28, 2015, 03:07:53 PM »

As you confidently walk towards the door, aim the Glock at his head and fire a single shot. Slowly put on your sunglasses as you light a Molotov and throw it over your shoulder and torch the building.



Then find a hospital.

The building's already been torched though. And the Protagonist ran outside the Cartel Hideout when the Cartel Boss followed him.

cancel your lawsuit

go to traitor joe's and start packing your things and buy a cheapo car

also put the guy out of his misery

Curb stomp the bomber.

Put the cartel bomber out of his misery and then go to new york

Protagonist stomps HARD on the Cartel Bomber's head! The Cartel Bomber's head remains intact.
Cartel Bomber continues laughing maniacally.
Protagonist stomps HARD again!
Cartel Bomber turns from insane laughter to sudden sobbing.
Protagonist STOMPS THE BASTARDS FACE IN!
Cartel Bomber's head caves in.
+7 Bloodlust

Then find a hospital.

harvest some organs for hospital payment

You find a random guy in a suit and tie taking a piss in an alleyway before shanking him and stealing his organs. His bodyguard spots you and comes running in before you shank him also.

You arrive at the Hospital with a bucket full of organs and hand it to the replacement nurse(since the old one was killed by your smartphone) as payment. You spend the entire night in the Hospital as the doctors perform lifesaving surgery. When you leave the Hospital at 12:30 PM the next day, you see President Rush giving a speech nearby with a large crowd gathering. Heavily armed Secret Service agents are providing security.

Things to do
Pack your stuff and fly to New York

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (3/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (2/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (9/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (12/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x4
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 85%, very little sanity
Vehicle: None

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Forum Games / Re: Prison Break

« on: June 28, 2015, 02:53:46 PM »

Bourbon Smith

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Forum Games / Re: NEMO - Prologue: Everything happens for a reason!

« on: June 28, 2015, 10:45:28 AM »

Any entertainment on this ship?

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 28, 2015, 10:44:53 AM »

holy damn
this forgeters wearing literal slabs of concrete or something

Heavy Armor + The fact that the Cartel Boss was born with thick skin. If a non-boss was wearing Heavy Armor, a few rifle rounds would kill them easily.

this duel is really cool

have one final gunslinger-esque stare down before attacking eachother

Say something entrepreneur -related and then entrepreneur -stab his eyes

You stare down the Cartel Boss before uttering something entrepreneur  related(Don't know what to type for the one-liner). You charge at the Cartel Boss and attempt to stab his eyes. He effortlessly blocks it and knocks you flat on your ass.

actually no winners don't do drugs

instead do some sick wallrun jump and plunge both staffs into his throat

With a entrepreneur  staff in each hand, you strike at the Cartel Boss's throat. He pauses to grasp at his throat and falls to his knees.

entrepreneur -stab his eyes

You kick the Cartel Boss to the ground and shove your Golden entrepreneur  Staff into his eyes. The entrepreneur  staff penetrates the eyes easily and digs into his brain for an instant kill.

BOSS DEFEATED LETHALLY: -10 Bloodlust

Execution/Finishing Move: +20 Bloodlust

70-89% Bloodlust: Very little sanity. Kills are noticeably slow and violent. Nonlethal takedowns are painful.

The Cartel Bomber continues writhing in agony and cackling manically. The floor is slick with his blood and he doesn't have long for this world.

Cartel Bomber(BLEEDING OUT, DYING)
Protagonist is Majorly Wounded and BLEEDING.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Get the hell out of Venturon City and fly to New York(Any time)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (3/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (2/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (9/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (12/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x4
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 78%, very little sanity
Vehicle: None