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Forum Games / Re: Team TD 2 [Flying Phlog Jetpacks, we're forgeted]

« on: June 28, 2015, 10:36:21 AM »

Direct Hit Upgrade+A few Sniper Towers up high.

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [entrepreneur To entrepreneur Combat!]

« on: June 28, 2015, 03:15:41 AM »

inject 60 drug to boost your bloodlust and loving DESTROY HIM

What

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 28, 2015, 03:12:15 AM »

fall too your knees and pretend to be dying
when he walks over to you, upsmash his ass with your entrepreneur  staffs

Protagonist drops to one knee and begins coughing up blood.

"I expected you to put up a better fight, starfish. Now the tables have turned and its time for YOUR last words...."

Protagonist suddenly rams the entrepreneur  Staff into the Cartel Boss's head from below, knocking his helmet off and causing him to collapse to the ground, stunned!
Protagonist savagely continues beating the Cartel Boss as he lays on the ground. Multiple teeth are knocked out and concussions are delivered.
Cartel Boss eventually recovers from the assault and punches the Protagonist as he jumps off his feet!
Cartel Bomber suddenly starts breaking into maniacal laughter as he realizes he's going to die.

Cartel Bomber(BLEEDING OUT)
CARTEL BOSS(Extremely Wounded, Heavy Body Armor) armed with Golden entrepreneur  Staff
Protagonist is Majorly Wounded and BLEEDING.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Get the hell out of Venturon City and fly to New York(Any time)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (3/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (2/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (9/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (12/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x4
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 68%, mostly sane
Vehicle: None

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Forum Games / Re: Let's play Fallout: New Vegas together [Road to New Vegas]

« on: June 28, 2015, 03:04:55 AM »

forget the desert, there's probably some dangerous stuff out there. Continue on the road.

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Forum Games / Re: BLF Plays Paper Mario

« on: June 28, 2015, 03:04:34 AM »

Talk to everyone

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 28, 2015, 03:03:20 AM »

wield EVERYTHING in your inventory with 1 hand

Also if you want more violent combat try doing it in the veins of dorf fortress

You awkwardly tape everything together before charging at the Cartel Boss. Unsuprisingly, your tape falls apart after the first blow and your weapons scatter everywhere. The Cartel Boss decides to beat the stuff out of you with his Golden entrepreneur  Staff while you are defenseless.

GAME OVER

Twirl the entrepreneur  staffs like batons. Run at him with your arms down to the side spinning your weapons, jump into the air, use the staffs to get him into a choke hold against the wall. Ask for any last words.

Protagonist equips both of his entrepreneur  Staffs and attempts to chokehold the Cartel Boss against the wall!

"Any last words?"

"Puta madre."

*BLAM*

The Cartel Boss quickdraws a Zip Gun and fires it into your torso before kicking you off of him.

Cartel Bomber desperately cries out to Mama as he continues to bleed out!

Cartel Bomber(BLEEDING OUT)
CARTEL BOSS(Moderately Wounded, Heavy Body Armor) armed with Golden entrepreneur  Staff
Protagonist is Badly Wounded and BLEEDING.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Get the hell out of Venturon City and fly to New York(Any time)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (3/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (2/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (9/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (12/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x4
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 68%, mostly sane
Vehicle: None

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Forum Games / Re: The Adventures of BONK BOY!

« on: June 28, 2015, 01:48:59 AM »

Run down the side of a building and kick the van into another building with superspeed

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Games / Re: What are your most fustrating and annoying missions in games?

« on: June 28, 2015, 01:46:19 AM »

1)GTA IV's ending. First time I played it, I broke my godamn space bar because no matter how hard I mashed it I couldn't get on the chopper. A month later I discovered that I had to use FRAPs to lower my framerate and actually beat the godamn game.

2)Any mission in Hitman 2. Good lord, stealth is impossible and running/gunning is the only way.

3) Flying/Driving school in GTA:SA.

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 28, 2015, 01:25:21 AM »

Also can I make a text adventure based off this (Have the same mechanics, but they are modified slightly)

Yes. The Bloodlust/Sanity meter's effects should be improved upon if you do make one, along with pretty much everything else.

fire off a few shots of your most powerful gun into the armor, and see how much damage it does

Not too much. You fire a few rounds from a M14, the Mosin, and the .500 SW.

Block his next entrepreneur  staff shot with your own entrepreneur  staff, then run at him and use the entrepreneur  staff to pry open the armor to expose him.

You try to tear off his armor with the entrepreneur  Staff, but the Cartel Boss smacks you with the gun and prepares to reload.

"TAKE A STAFF AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!" you scream to the boss.

Pose your staff over your head in an aggressive manner ready to duke it out.

Dual wield entrepreneur  staffs
Yell "Bitch! I am the entrepreneur  god!"

You dual wield entrepreneur  Staffs as you shout for the Boss to fight like a man. He refuses by firing another entrepreneur  Staff at your face, but the entrepreneur  Staff Launcher misfires and explodes in his face instead. He takes out another Golden entrepreneur  Staff. One that can't be launched out of a rocket.

Cartel Bomber shouts "WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?" to the Gods as he rolls around in agony.

Cartel Bomber(BLEEDING OUT)
CARTEL BOSS(Moderately Wounded, Heavy Body Armor) armed with Golden entrepreneur  Staff
Protagonist is Badly Wounded.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Get the hell out of Venturon City and fly to New York(Any time)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (3/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (2/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (9/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (12/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x4
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 68%, mostly sane
Vehicle: None

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 28, 2015, 12:46:54 AM »

You retreat a few yards back before firing on the non-bosses with a Mosin Nagant. The Cartel Underboss goes down from a shot to the heart as the rifle bullet pierces his vest. The bullet pierces through him and hits the Cartel Bomber, who drops to the floor bleeding.

+3 Bloodlust

Cartel Boss fires a entrepreneur  Staff from his launcher at Heroic Bystander, piercing through his eyes into the skull!
Heroic Bystander falls apart and is dead.

Cartel Boss reloads his entrepreneur  Staff launcher!
Protagonist swings a golden entrepreneur  Staff at Cartel Boss, hitting the legs for no effect! Cartel Boss is wearing some heavy armor that will need to be removed first!
Cartel Bomber screams for mercy as he bleeds to death.

Cartel Bomber(BLEEDING OUT)
CARTEL BOSS(Heavy Body Armor) armed with Golden entrepreneur Staff Launcher
Protagonist is Moderately Wounded.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Get the hell out of Venturon City and fly to New York(Any time)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (9/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (16/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x4
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 68%, mostly sane
Vehicle: None

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 28, 2015, 12:29:10 AM »

Activate AntiCheatBypass.exe

ERROR: Your AntiCheatBypass free trial has expired. Please purchase the full version for the cheap price of $999!

shoot the molotov to make it blow up in the cartel bomber's hand

Protagonist fires a aimed shot at the Cartel Bomber's Molotov, causing it to explode in his hands and light HIM on fire!
Cartel Bomber stops, drops, and rolls!
Cartel Underboss fires the KSG at Heroic Bystander, hitting the arms!
Heroic Bystander clutches at the wounds momentarily, and then fires at Cartel Underboss, hitting the legs twice.

Meanwhile, the Cartel Hideout continues burning. As the flames rage on, the Cartel Boss himself comes out for your blood.

Nearby civilians gather at a safe distance to record the gunfight.

Cartel Bomber(Lightly Wounded, BURNED) (Medium Body Armor) armed with Molotov
Cartel Underboss(Badly wounded, BLEEDING)(Light Body Armor) armed with KSG Shotgun(Slug Rounds)
CARTEL BOSS(Heavy Body Armor) armed with Golden entrepreneur Staff Launcher
Heroic Bystander(BADLY WOUNDED, LEFT ARMS SHOT) armed with .44 Revolver
Protagonist is Moderately Wounded.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Get the hell out of Venturon City and fly to New York(Any time)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (9/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (16/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x4
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 65%, mostly sane
Vehicle: None

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Forum Games / Re: NEMO - Prologue: Everything happens for a reason!

« on: June 27, 2015, 08:45:21 PM »

Planet

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Forum Games / Re: Team TD 2 [Wave 3 Got It's Ass Kicked!]

« on: June 27, 2015, 07:09:20 PM »

After those two, we're all set

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Forum Games / Re: Let's Play X-COM Long War (Subway Terror!)

« on: June 27, 2015, 05:59:10 PM »

An Egyptian Chinatown
AKA Rocket Spam Festival/All Rocketeers On Deck

Wilson: Great. Just great. Command decides to send a bunch of Rocketeers and no MECs or SHIVs. We're forgeted, aren't we?
Blart "Mall Cop" Launcher: You should always bet on Blart, you know.
Warrison "Protile" Carter: These are enough rockets to kill everything.
ANIMU WEEABOO: I wish I was a MEC.
Annette Durand: Less talking, more alien massacring!
Dreams of Cheese: Isn't this the same place where we rescued that "Zhang" guy?



ANIMU WEEABOO: A tree with Cherry Blossoms? This is just like one of my Animes! Theres always cherry blossoms in Anime!
Wilson: And tentacles, probably.
ANIMU WEEABOO: What was that?



Wilson: Damn it, Weeaboo!
ANIMU WEEABOO: Oh stuff.
Annette Durand: The bastards had the foresight to cluster together! Let's wipe them out in one blow!
Dozer: They could also do the same.
Blart "Mall Cop" Launcher: I'll meet you at the corner of "Ne" and "Ver"!



*BOOM* *BOOM*



Wilson: Good Ol' Sawn-Off Shotguns. They've never failed me.



*ROCKET SPAM*



Annette Durand: Smoke out! Don't you guys die on me just yet!



Protile: Look out! Floaters all on Overwatch!



*BEWM*

Redshirt: OW!



Redshirt: I'll give you an eye for an eye, you roostersucker!



Dozer: Lighting them up like the fourth of July.



Dozer: HRK!



Annette Durand: Let there be light, you bastards!



Wilson: Ohgod Tentacles----




Dozer: HNNNNNNNNNG!



Dreams Of Cheese: Damn it! Can't we go a single mission without someone dying?



Protile: Woah!



Annette Durand: I hope you're suffering!



Blart "Mall Cop" Launcher: Another one down.



ANIMU "WAI WAIFU" WEEABOO: We're wearing them down! Keep firing!


Annette Durand calmly enjoying one last smoke before getting on the Skyranger

This update isn't as great. Wasn't too motivated when it came to the character dialogue and a lot of the screenshots I took didn't make it.

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 27, 2015, 05:31:47 PM »

Dual wield entrepreneur  staffs
Say "I am the entrepreneur  lord brothers"
Activate entrepreneur LORDINVICIBILITY.EXE and forget them up

ERROR: ANTI-CHEAT TRIGGERED

A bolt of Banhammer Lightning strikes you and erases you from reality itself.

GAME OVER

A nearby civilian comes running in to assist you!

Cartel Bomber(Minor Wounds) (Medium Body Armor) armed with Molotov
Cartel Underboss(Light Wounds)(Light Body Armor) armed with KSG Shotgun(Slug Rounds)
Heroic Bystander armed with .44 Revolver
Protagonist is Moderately Wounded.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Get the hell out of Venturon City and fly to New York(Any time)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (10/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (16/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x4
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 65%, mostly sane
Vehicle: None