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Forum Games / Re: Heavies Amazing Adventure [THE END]

« on: June 26, 2015, 12:42:08 AM »

One hell of an adventure.

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 26, 2015, 12:40:45 AM »

use your new skills from the police bribery book that you still have for some reason to bribe the police into letting you back in

"I can make it worth your time if you look the other way." You attempt to bribe the Police Chief with cash.

"No." He replies. Negotiation failed.

file a report against the chief to the army for firing a man who served his country and protected the city from communists and terrorists

You file a report against the Chief because he should not have mistreated a patriot who served Venturon City. Your report should be processed within a week or so.

Meanwhile, you get a news alert on your phone.

CHICKEN POX KILLS HUNDREDS
An outbreak of Chicken Pox has killed hundreds in Venturon City. President Rush will also be visiting tomorrow to give a speech.

2:05 PM, Saturday.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Watch over Sgt. KillBot's funeral with a M60 on a nearby hill (Tomorrow, 10:00 AM) FAILED:Not a Cop anymore.
Get the hell out of Venturon City(Any time)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x6
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 39%, mostly sane
Vehicle: None

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 25, 2015, 11:55:39 PM »

"he waS A RESIDTANCE MEMBER ABOUT TO CREATE TERRORIST COMMIE PROPAGANDA, NO NEED TO WORRY PEOPLE"

"BESIDES I WAS AIMING FOR HIS PHONE"

handcuff him and call for backup. emphasize that you just caught the terrorist very loudly

You handcuff the dead man's corpse and scream that he was a terrorist commie trying to overthrow the government. Nearby civilians don't buy the bluff and continue to run. 20 minutes later, the Police Chief summons you to his office where he informs you that you are fired for driving the Police Department's PR into the gutter even further. You are forced to turn in your badge and uniform and leave the Police Department in shame.


2:00 PM, Saturday.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Watch over Sgt. KillBot's funeral with a M60 on a nearby hill (Tomorrow, 10:00 AM) FAILED:Not a Cop anymore.
Get the hell out of Venturon City(Any time)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x6
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 39%, mostly sane
Vehicle: None

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 25, 2015, 11:36:01 PM »

don't throw the switchblade at his legs, instead, throw it so hard that it pierces right through the guy's iphone

throw your switchblade at his legs (and make sure its extended)

You attempt to throw the switchblade at the guy's phone, but you miss. The switchblade bounces off a nearby car and implales the civilian through the leg. He falls down in pain right in front of a oncoming car, resulting in his skull being squished.

+10 Bloodlust:Violent Death Witnessed

30-49% Bloodlust: Mostly sane.

Other civilians nearby begin to scream and whip out their phones before scattering. Theres no way you can chase down dozens of people all by yourself. Crap.


1:40 PM, Saturday.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Watch over Sgt. KillBot's funeral with a M60 on a nearby hill (Tomorrow, 10:00 AM)
Get the hell out of Venturon City(Any time)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x6
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 39%, mostly sane
Vehicle: Patrol Car (full gas)

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Forum Games / Re: BLF HUNGER GAMES THE SECOND - EVERYONE DIES

« on: June 25, 2015, 11:31:41 PM »

Yashka teaming up with Flatflyer? How?

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 25, 2015, 10:02:49 PM »

You chase after the fleeing civilian on foot. He franticly sprints through the alleyways in an attempt to lose you, but you manage to stay on his tail. You aren't in range to tackle him, however. He must be an athlete.

The Civilian is sprinting towards a red light full of cars crossing! You can charge into the mass of cars after him, but you risk being run over.

Civilian 5(FLEEING) armed with Iphone


1:40 PM, Saturday.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Watch over Sgt. KillBot's funeral with a M60 on a nearby hill (Tomorrow, 10:00 AM)
Get the hell out of Venturon City(Any time)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x6
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 29%, perfectly sane
Vehicle: Patrol Car (full gas)

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 25, 2015, 09:08:16 PM »

Incapacitate them to forget with your entrepreneur  staff
yell "I AM THE LAW"

wowzers

Protagonist swings at Civilian 4 with a entrepreneur  Staff! Protagonist hits the head!
Protagonist: "I AM THE LAW!"
Civilian 4 drops to the floor unconscious and brain damaged. -5 Bloodlust
Civilian 1 swings at Protagonist with a Pitchfork, but accidentally hits Civilian 3!
Civilian 2 throws the Butcher Knife at Protagonist! Protagonist dodges to the left!
Civilian 3 attempts to stun Protagonist with the Stun Gun, but he forgot to turn it on!

Protagonist swings at Civilian 3 with a entrepreneur  Staff! Protagonist ACCIDENTALLY hits the back of the head!
Civilian 3 cries out one last time and then is quiet. +5 Bloodlust
Civilian 2 flees!
Civilian 1 runs away!

You pick up your Police Bribery 101 book before any more civilians try to pick a fight over littering. You suddenly realize that someone has been recording you.

"Police Brutality!" The civilian with a phone yells before running away. "This is going to be on HOAX news tonight, starfish! I hope you get fired!"

Civilian 5(FLEEING) armed with Iphone


1:30 PM, Saturday.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Watch over Sgt. KillBot's funeral with a M60 on a nearby hill (Tomorrow, 10:00 AM)
Get the hell out of Venturon City(Any time)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x6
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 29%, perfectly sane
Vehicle: Patrol Car (full gas)

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Off Topic / Re: what is the above user known for

« on: June 25, 2015, 08:25:11 PM »

Having another guy take his name

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 25, 2015, 07:01:44 PM »

eat some toast


man this is cool how it lasted 40+ pages

40+ pages in one month. It also helps that I update frequently and can actually finish my stuff.

Go to the park, read Police Bribery 101, and then discard it.

You spend a full hour reading Police Bribery 101 before discarding it on the ground. Four men and women approach you.

"Littering scum! You'll die for that!"

Civilian 1 armed with Pitchfork
Civilian 2 armed with Butcher Knife
Civilian 3 armed with Stun Gun
Civilian 4 armed with Airsoft Pistol

Do these civilians not know that you are a one-man killing machine? You've killed 44 people so far.


1:30 PM, Saturday.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Watch over Sgt. KillBot's funeral with a M60 on a nearby hill (Tomorrow, 10:00 AM)
Get the hell out of Venturon City(Any time)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x6
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 29%, perfectly sane
Vehicle: Patrol Car (full gas)

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 25, 2015, 03:29:35 PM »

get a girlfriend

You go to the clerk running the bookstore and drop a pickup line. "Wanna play army?  You lie down and I'll blow you away."

"You're a pig." The clerk replies before jumping out a window.

put on your firefighter disguise

Buy "Police Bribery 101" and exit through a window

You swipe the "Police Bribery 101" book and exit through the window. Shortly after, you see firemen torching the bookstore with flamethrowers and setting explosives. The very sight of fire sets off a flame in your mind.

+5 Bloodlust


12:30 PM, Saturday.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Watch over Sgt. KillBot's funeral with a M60 on a nearby hill (Tomorrow, 10:00 AM)
Get the hell out of Venturon City(Any time)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x6
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 29%, perfectly sane
Vehicle: Patrol Car (full gas)

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Forum Games / Re: BLF HUNGER GAMES THE SECOND - EVERYONE DIES

« on: June 25, 2015, 12:40:32 PM »

TOMOKO NOOOOOOOOOO

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 25, 2015, 12:40:02 PM »

use their free wifi and browse the blockland forums

You browse the Blockland forums and find the Community Projects section. You click the first link other than the poll.



Something seems fishy here.



Wait a minute, why is this describing when you went to the crackhouse a few days ago?



Who the hell are these guys controlling every movement of your life? What the forget is goi---

Mindforgeted: +1000 Bloodlust.

The Universe silently explodes.

TIME PARADOX GAME OVER

Look at child research on their WiFi and get the feds in their asses

A group of firefighters immediately arrive at the bookstore.

"ATTENTION ALL CIVLIANS! ILLEGAL CHILD research HAS BEEN DETECTED. WE HAVE BARRED THE FRONT DOORS. THIS BUILDING WILL BE SET ON FIRE TO PURGE THE CHILD research."

Thats a little extreme.


12:30 PM, Saturday.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Watch over Sgt. KillBot's funeral with a M60 on a nearby hill (Tomorrow, 10:00 AM)
Get the hell out of Venturon City(Any time)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x6
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 24%, perfectly sane
Vehicle: Patrol Car (full gas)

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 25, 2015, 11:49:19 AM »

this town is getting too crazy, and you started off with getting loving groceries

it's time to move out

Venturon City isn't the only stuffty city in this universe's America. The other cities might be worse.

Go to the local book store

You go to a nearby bookstore. What now?


12:30 PM, Saturday.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Watch over Sgt. KillBot's funeral with a M60 on a nearby hill (Tomorrow, 10:00 AM)
Get the hell out of Venturon City(Any time)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x6
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 24%, perfectly sane
Vehicle: Patrol Car (full gas)

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Forum Games / Re: Scrabble SLAM v.02

« on: June 25, 2015, 11:19:52 AM »

TELL

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Forum Games / Re: Let's Play X-COM Long War

« on: June 25, 2015, 10:48:23 AM »

Subway Terror

Oh stuff.



Random Civilian: NO! P-PLEASE! NOOO----
*CHOOM* CHOOM* CHOOM*
George Bush: ALIEN ACTIVITY NEARBY.
Pyro Rookie: Lucky for me, I brought a laser sniper.
F3D: Another alien massacre coming up.
Godamn Terrorist: Ready to roll.
Wilson(Controlling CAPITALIST-1): Its time for my precious SHIV to steal all the kills again.
Sniopeh GoodJob: By the time we're done, there won't be enough of the aliens to bury!
Wei Shen: Time to explode some heads.



Wilson: There you are! I can take you on!



Pyro Rookie: Here we go!






Civilian: No! Stay back! I don't w---
*CHOOM*
Civilian: AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIE!



Sniopeh GoodJob: Muton Berserkers? Easy kill. Now hold still....



Zhang: Lights out.



Wilson: Any more of those bastards?
Pyro Rookie: Nope!
F3D: If there were any more in the immediate area, I would have killed them already.



Civilian: Holy stuff, its a godamn purple spidAAAAGH
*SPLORT*
Wilson: CHRYSSALIDS.
George Bush: THIS IS WHY I BROUGHT A FLAMETHROWER.



Zhang: And so it begins.



George Bush: THESE ILLEGAL ALIENS WON'T STOP DODGING.



Wei Shen: This one's mine.



George Bush: LUCK. RUNS. OUT.



Zhang: Ready for some fireworks?



Civilian: Good lord! Bless you, sir!



Wei Shen: Floaters. This will be easy.



Pyro Rookie: Didn't even break a sweat.
Wilson: These dumbass aliens should just lay down and wait for us to kill them. It'll be faster.



Wilson: Did that Berserker just jump up a godamn train?
Godamn Terrorist: Oh boy.
Sniopeh GoodJob: That just made it easier for me to shoot him.
Panicked Civilian: GOD HELP ME! ALIEN WITCHCRAFT!



Panicked Civilian: Jesus loving Christ! The humans also have witchcraft!



George Bush: ALIEN SCUM.



Sniopeh GoodJob: Down for the count.



Civilian: BLARGH!



Wei Shen: Another degenerate purged from the Earth.



Sniopeh GoodJob: Another perfectly barbequed Floater. Speaking of BBQ.....



Next update: An Egyptian Chinatown
(Don't ask why, but the next battle takes place in the "Friends in Low Places" map you have to rescue Zhang from in the Slingshot campaign.)