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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 24, 2015, 01:24:02 PM »

Get ammunition for your weapons at the armory, then investigate the unknown hallways. First:

You go to the armory and discover it is locked by a gate with bars. There are multiple machineguns and assault rifles that appear to be legal at first glance, due to the serial numbers on the guns not being filed off. You'll have to find some other way to get through the bars.

take a slice of toast, grind it into powder, put it in a bag, and try to sell it to everyone as drugs

You attempt to sell powdered toast as the newest drug on the street, but your drunken state prevents you from forming a coherent sentence. A guard approaches you.

Elite Security glares at the Protagonist suspiciously and attempts to see through your disguise.
Elite Security fails to see through your disguise and instead warns you to cut that out.

go to the top ???

go to the top ???

You see the stairs up. At the bottom "???", you faintly hear someone shouting "Second Amendment Rights, you damn Liberal!", muffled screams, and sounds of violence.

Protagonist is in disguise, completely drunk, and healthy.
Stealth Status:Unsuspicious, hidden in plain sight


11:45 AM, Saturday. Where to?

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Watch over Sgt. KillBot's funeral with a M60 on a nearby hill (Tomorrow, 10:00 AM)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Mosin Nagant (1/5 rounds, no 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (16/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (4/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (1/2 toast, 5 bread left)
Taser (NO AMMO)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x6
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 17%, perfectly sane
Vehicle: Patrol Car (full gas)

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 24, 2015, 10:36:37 AM »

drink all the wine and MAKE MOLOTOV roosterTAIL WITH THE BOTTLE OF FINE WINE
PLEASE

You feel slightly drunk after drinking the wine. You go to a nearby gas station and attempt to make a molotov roostertail.

get wildly drunk and come back

get drunk
rednecks only accept drunk cunts

You go to a nearby bar, get wildly drunk, take the empty bottles of alcohol when nobody is looking, and make 5 more molotov roostertails.

request a search warrant for possibly illegal firearm possession and rebellion against the glorious country you're in

You attempt to request a search warrant in your drunken state, but you can barely form a sentence the radioman can understand. "Get off the radio, you drunk!"

go to traitor joe's and buy some conservative clothes

You go to Traitor Joes and buy some clothes that make you look like you're from the South. "What a wild night of partying drunk you must have had, eh?" He says as you leave.

Raise the entrepreneur  staff above your head and spin it like a helicopter rotor. Each end will hit their heads for a double KO.

You show up to the front door drunk and dressed like a stereotypical redneck. "Come on right in." The guards let you in and turn their backs around before you helicopter rotor their faces with a entrepreneur  staff.

Nonlethal takedown: -5 Bloodlust

You enter the HQ to discover that it is fairly large on the inside. Everyone is walking around and openly displaying weapons. Idle chatter between a group of nearby soldiers reveals that there is a bar and armory to the west.

Nearby people:

US Army Soldier? armed with M16
Yokel(Drunk) armed with AK
Rube(Very high) armed with Ithaca M37
entrepreneur (Drunk) armed with bare hands
entrepreneur 's Escort armed with Knife
entrepreneur 's Escort 2(High) armed with Pepper Spray
Rowdy Drunk armed with Brass Knuckles
Elite Security(Drunk) armed with P90
Thug armed with Mac-10
Soldier armed with M249
Security Guard armed with Nightstick
Pacifist(VERY DRUNK) armed with Taser Shotgun

Protagonist is in disguise, completely drunk, and healthy.
Stealth Status:Unsuspicious, hidden in plain sight


Everything past the front door is a restricted area. You are in disguise as a redneck, however. Don't hang around too long or the Conservatives will realize you are a cop.


11:41 AM, Saturday. Where to?

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Watch over Sgt. KillBot's funeral with a M60 on a nearby hill (Tomorrow, 10:00 AM)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Mosin Nagant (1/5 rounds, no 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (16/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (4/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (1/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Taser (NO AMMO)
Conservative Disguise
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x6
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 17%, perfectly sane
Vehicle: Patrol Car (full gas)

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Forum Games / Re: Dice with 100 sides

« on: June 24, 2015, 10:15:00 AM »

Roll to summon LSD for a drug trip

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 24, 2015, 01:40:01 AM »

go to your patrol car and relax

Snoop around the CCS to see if their guns are legal

You relax for an hour and listen to the radio before driving off to the Conservative Crime Squad HQ.

-5 Bloodlust

As you arrive at the Conservative Crime Squad HQ, you discover rednecks and US Army soldiers guarding the door and acting odd. You attempt to get in and check their permits.

"You don't even have a search warrant, pig." The brainwashed redneck speaks to you in a monotone voice. The Uncanny Valley has been reached with these two. Something is horribly wrong, and more sinister things lurk inside the HQ.

Looks like you'll either have to disguise and blend in or do this stealthily.

Uncanny Redneck armed with Double Barrel Shotgun
Uncanny Army Soldier armed with M16


11:31 AM, Saturday. Where to?

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Watch over Sgt. KillBot's funeral with a M60 on a nearby hill (Tomorrow, 10:00 AM)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Mosin Nagant (1/5 rounds, no 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (16/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (4/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (1/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Taser (NO AMMO)
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 22%, perfectly sane
Vehicle: Patrol Car (full gas)

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 24, 2015, 12:01:05 AM »

"im a cop"

"And I love America! Death to communism!"

make siren noises

who cares who i am man?? check out this cocaaaaaaine
also wave your arms around a bit while saying this, like you're high off your ass. and hey, maybe you are. airs fulla coke

"Eh." The Conservatives move in to loot the vault when they discover its empty. They speed off without a word.


10:31 AM, Saturday. Where to?

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Watch over Sgt. KillBot's funeral with a M60 on a nearby hill (Tomorrow, 10:00 AM)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Mosin Nagant (1/5 rounds, no 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (16/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (4/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (1/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Taser (NO AMMO)
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 27%, perfectly sane
Vehicle: Patrol Car (full gas)

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Forum Games / Re: BLF HUNGER GAMES THE SECOND - JOHN CENA IS A GRIL

« on: June 23, 2015, 10:26:28 PM »

Everyone but Yashka Sheriff or Tomoko

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Forum Games / Re: Team TD 2 [Level: Egypt]

« on: June 23, 2015, 09:23:39 PM »

start

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 23, 2015, 08:56:26 PM »

AA12 the bag of cocaine to make a super cool smoke screen, and hold your breath if you want

Use the ToasterTron to launch toast at the drug dealer

UPPERCUT THE stuff OUT OF HIM

You shoot the bag of coccaine, create a smokescreen, uppercut the stuff out of the Communist, and finish him off with the ToasterTron, knocking him out cold. The Conservative Crime Squad bursts into the bank screaming.

"EVERYONE GET DOWN ON THE GROUND! WE'RE THE loving CONSERVATIVE CRIME SQUA---"

They realize the bank is devoid of life.

"Who the hell are you?"

Conservative Bank Robber armed with AA12
Conservative Redneck armed with M16
Conservative Musician armed with Saxophone


8:12 AM, Saturday. Where to?

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Watch over Sgt. KillBot's funeral with a M60 on a nearby hill (Tomorrow, 10:00 AM)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Mosin Nagant (1/5 rounds, no 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (16/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (4/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (1/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Taser (NO AMMO)
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 27%, perfectly sane
Vehicle: Patrol Car (full gas)

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 23, 2015, 07:39:48 PM »

Buy some cocaine from him, then use it.

kick the loving drug dealer in the nuts then pedigree him.

TAZE HIS NUTSACK

forget HIM UP

"BITCH I AM THE DRUGS"

"YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, stuffLORD"

"RIGHT INFRONT OF A COP TOO"

You buy some cocaine from the drug dealer before going for a groin attack and doing a wrestling move on him, knocking his ass to the ground. You steal a nearby taser on the floor and apply it to his groin before cuffing him. "Bitch, I AM THE DRUGS! You have the right to remain silent, stufflord. Right in front of a cop, too!"

You hear footsteps behind you. Another drug dealer with a hammer and martini tattooed to his neck approaches you with a S4M pistol. "That was the last mistake you'll ever make, Capitalist Pig. You will die for opposing the Stalinist Comrade Squad."

Stalinist Comrade Squad Member 1 armed with S4M Silent Pistol


8:12 AM, Saturday. Where to?

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Watch over Sgt. KillBot's funeral with a M60 on a nearby hill (Tomorrow, 10:00 AM)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Mosin Nagant (1/5 rounds, no 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (16/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (5/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
Cocaine x1
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Taser (NO AMMO)
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 27%, perfectly sane
Vehicle: Patrol Car (full gas)

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Forum Games / Re: BLF HUNGER GAMES THE SECOND - JOHN CENA IS A GRIL

« on: June 23, 2015, 01:53:24 PM »

Damnit Yashka

Clumsy as always

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 23, 2015, 11:54:32 AM »

Check the time

9:02

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 23, 2015, 11:27:36 AM »

quickly punch the heart-attacked nurse in the chest as a precordial thump

then use that as leverage to get healed

You punch the nurse in the chest and attempt to revive him, but he's still dead. Luckily, the nurse only asked for payment AFTER you were healed.

explain that you've just had richard enlargement surgery and that the nurse died of jealousy

nurse had a heart attack idk
ignore my phone, its broken i think

"He was too jealous after I had surgery for down there and suffered a heart attack."

"Oh, okay. Thats the third nurse today."

dude just had a heart attack yo
after this investigate the bank if you have time
somebody on the inside had to leave that vault open

You drive back to the bank to find it devoid of life. A drug dealer with a hammer and martini symbol tattooed to the back of his neck approaches you. "Capitalist pig, you want some drugs, man?"


8:12 AM, Saturday. Where to?

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Watch over Sgt. KillBot's funeral with a M60 on a nearby hill (Tomorrow, 10:00 AM)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Mosin Nagant (1/5 rounds, no 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (16/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (5/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 27%, perfectly sane
Vehicle: Patrol Car (full gas)

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Forum Games / BLOODLUST

« on: June 23, 2015, 01:28:42 AM »

You get healed. The nurse approaches you.

"Pay up now, either in dollars or in organs."

donate your appendix

"I'm gonna need more than that."

What would you say if I told you I could give you a hyper intelligent AI you can keep in your pocket? *offer "smart" phone*

"How about a hyperintelligent AI worth millions?" You say as you offer your smartphone to the nurse.

"GOOD LORD, NO. THIS QUACK IS EVEN MORE MORALLY CORRUPT THAN MY OWNER IS." Your phone shouts out in a rage before hacking the Nurse's pacemaker and killing him.

Three security guards rush into the room and brandish their weapons.

"What the hell happened here?"

Security Guard 1 armed with MP5
Security Guard 2 armed with Nightstick
Security Guard 3 armed with Nightstick



8:12 AM, Saturday. Where to?

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Watch over Sgt. KillBot's funeral with a M60 on a nearby hill (Tomorrow, 10:00 AM)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Mosin Nagant (1/5 rounds, no 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (16/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (5/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 27%, perfectly sane
Vehicle: Patrol Car (full gas)

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Forum Games / Re: And then maybe we'll take a hike to Big Bill Hell's after this

« on: June 23, 2015, 01:13:33 AM »

Do you have time to go the hospital before going to court? if so, go

"Oh, its you again. Welcome back! Here to get scammed once more?" The nurse asks you as he pulls out a clipboard. "I hope you have another organ to 'donate', since fixing this will cost a few hundred grand."



8:12 AM, Saturday. Where to?

Protagonist is moderately wounded and has a damaged left arm.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Watch over Sgt. KillBot's funeral with a M60 on a nearby hill (Tomorrow, 10:00 AM)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Mosin Nagant (1/5 rounds, no 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (16/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (5/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 27%, perfectly sane
Vehicle: Patrol Car (full gas)

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Forum Games / Re: And then maybe we'll take a hike to Big Bill Hell's after this

« on: June 23, 2015, 01:00:14 AM »

Agree, but request that a you get to bring an M60 and get to post up on a hill nearby instead of actually attend

"An unusual request, but we have the resources for it. Permission granted."

Plan to steal killbot's body to store in an old ice box that was left in your old basement.

You go into the morgue and request the corpse of Sgt. KillBot be delivered to an icebox in the basement at Traitor Joe's. They briefly stare at you and wonder what you'll be doing with his corpse before agreeing to it.



8:12 AM, Saturday. Where to?

Protagonist is moderately wounded and has a damaged left arm.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Watch over Sgt. KillBot's funeral with a M60 on a nearby hill (Tomorrow, 10:00 AM)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Mosin Nagant (1/5 rounds, no 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (16/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (5/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 27%, perfectly sane
Vehicle: Patrol Car (full gas)