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Forum Games / And then maybe we'll take a hike to Big Bill Hell's after this

« on: June 22, 2015, 11:40:49 PM »

go get your clothes cleaned

You get your police uniform cleaned at a nearby laundromat before being called back to the police station. The Chief informs you that a witness has videotaped footage of you executing the robber in cold blood, and that the Police Department's PR is even further down the drain. He gives you one last chance to ship up before you are fired, and assigns you a new partner.

"Also, the death of Sgt. KillBot and many other officers is a large blow to us. Would you like to attend the funeral tomorrow?"

Considering the fact that last time you went to the funeral, a Cartel hitsquad tried to kill you.....

Protagonist is moderately wounded and has a damaged left arm.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Mosin Nagant (1/5 rounds, no 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (16/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (5/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 27%, perfectly sane
Vehicle: Patrol Car (full gas)

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [RIP Sgt. KillBot]

« on: June 22, 2015, 09:17:34 PM »

check what time it is

7:23 AM. What a morning, eh?

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 22, 2015, 09:16:06 PM »

You loot $50 and the only weapon that survived the explosion: A Mosin Nagant.

take his AK-12

With no hands, he in impossible to handcuff and arrest. Clearly, we have to execute him

Piss on his new arm stump and yell

"Now the flowers will grow"

The AK-12 was destroyed in the explosion. You piss on the Robber's arm stump commenting on how the flowers will grow before executing him with a Glock. Brain matter gets on your uniform and blood sprays into your face.

+5 Bloodlust

Hijacked US Army Drone fires missiles at US Army Drone 1!
US Army Drones 1 to 4 return fire!

Hijacked US Army Drone armed with Missile Launcher, Machine Gun
US Army Drone 1
US Army Drone 2
US Army Drone 3
US Army Drone 4

Protagonist is moderately wounded and has a damaged left arm.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Mosin Nagant (1/5 rounds, no 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (16/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (5/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 27%, perfectly sane
Vehicle: Patrol Car (full gas)

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 22, 2015, 09:01:22 PM »

Loot and grab all their cash, then blow the hand off the surviving robber.

You loot $50 and the only weapon that survived the explosion: A Mosin Nagant. You then shoot the surviving Robber's hands off with the Mosin Nagant.

Meanwhile, the Hijacked US Army Drone up ahead is firing missiles at the other US Army Drones.

US Army Drone(Smartphone Hijacked) armed with Missile Launcher, Machine Gun
US Army Drone 1
US Army Drone 2
US Army Drone 3
US Army Drone 4

Robber 4(Surrendered) armed with AK-12(Near Death, damaged right arm, bleeding, hands blown off)

Protagonist is moderately wounded and has a damaged left arm.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Mosin Nagant (1/5 rounds, no 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (5/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 22%, perfectly sane
Vehicle: Patrol Car (full gas)

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 22, 2015, 08:56:19 PM »

have a slow mo dramatic moment for killbot

then request for national guard support becaUSE DRONES Are attacking

You dramatically scream into the air in slow motion near KillBot's mangled corpse before resuming your pursuit. The Hijacked US Army Drone spams missiles at the Sports Car, exploding it and killing most of the surviving robbers.

Other US Army Drones move in to take down the rogue Drone while you retrieve your smartphone from the wrecked Sports Car. The surviving Robber surrenders to you.

US Army Drone(Smartphone Hijacked) armed with Missile Launcher, Machine Gun
US Army Drone 1
US Army Drone 2
US Army Drone 3
US Army Drone 4

Robber 4(Surrendered) armed with AK-12(Near Death, damaged right arm, bleeding)

Protagonist is moderately wounded and has a damaged left arm.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (5/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 22%, perfectly sane
Vehicle: Patrol Car (full gas)
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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 22, 2015, 08:12:31 PM »

Take a hike to Big Bill Hell's and go to their Challenge Pissing competition. Hope that you do well enough that you get a discount on a car.

You decide to bail out of your car and hike to Big Bill Hell's, abandoning the police chase. Unfortunately, you jumped out of your car at the wrong time and got splattered on the grill of a truck.

GAME OVER
Protip: Now is not the time.

throw the "smart"phone inside the sports car and watch the phone be angry at the robbers

You throw your smartphone into the car and watch it scream in rage at you for throwing it and the robbers for being morally corrupt. It hijacks the nearest US Military Drone and comes after both of you.

Police Rookie reloads his Glock!
Police Officer s 1 to 8 all fire their weapons at the Sports Car!
Robber 1 is struck in the left arm, the back, the shoulder, and the left hand!
Robber 2 is shot in the back of the head. Blood sprays out the open window.

Robber 4 reloads and sprays the AK-12!
Police Officer 1 is shot multiple times in the chest and killed. Patrol Car 2 crashes into a truck, killing everyone.
US Army Drone spams missiles everywhere at the Protagonist, but misses!
Patrol Car 3 explodes, killing everyone inside.

All this death and destruction: +4 Bloodlust

Sgt. KillBot's Patrol Car
Sgt. KillBot
Police Rookie (Badly wounded) armed with Glock

US Army Drone(Smartphone Hijacked) armed with Missile Launcher, Machine Gun

Sports Car (Left Front Tire popped, Back Left Tire damaged)
Robber 1 armed with Nagant Revolver (Near death, bleeding)
Robber 4 armed with AK-12(Majorly wounded, damaged right arm, bleeding)

Protagonist is moderately wounded and has a damaged left arm.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (5/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 22%, perfectly sane
Vehicle: Patrol Car (full gas)

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 22, 2015, 07:07:55 PM »

jack off in the car to improve your driving skills

You masterubate furiously and drive one-handed! Surely this will worOH stuff WE'RE GONNA CRA---



GAME OVER
Protip: You've died 18 times so far. Keep it up!

shine flashlight in drivers eyes again
it worked the other 3 times we used the flashlight

You attempt to shine a flashlight into the driver's eyes through their side mirrors, but the sports car goes into the oncoming lane and effortlessly weaves through traffic!

try to shoot out the robber's tires

Protagonist fires 3 shots from the AA-12 at the Sports Car's tires while it weaves through oncoming traffic!
Civilian Driver 1 gets hit in the arm by accident, loses control of his car, crashes into an oil tanker, and explodes! +3 Bloodlust
The other two AA-12 rounds hit the tires, but they appear to be armored!
Sgt. KillBot shoots two .44 Magnum rounds at the tires in quick succession, popping the left front tire!
Police Rookie empties his entire magazine into the Sports Car, hitting Robber 3 in the legs and Robber 1 in the back!
Robber 3 cries out one last time, and then all is still. +2 Bloodlust

The sports car swerves uncontrollably, nearly colliding with a incoming truck! The robbers return fire!

Robber 1 fires at Sgt. KillBot with the Nagant Revolver! Robber 1 hits the head two times BLOWING IT APART!
Sgt. KillBot spasms uncontrollably, accidentally opens the door of his police car, and falls onto the path of an oncoming Taxi. His corpse becomes roadkill. +3 Bloodlust
Police Rookie screams in horror as the full weight of the situation hits him like a train!
Robber 2 shoots the Mosin Nagant at Protagonist, striking him in the chest!
Robber 4 sprays the AK-12 on full-auto at Police Rookie, but loses control of his gun! Multiple civilians are killed by stray bullets.

The Sports Car speeds towards the freeway! Both you and Police Rookie continue the pursuit while a news chopper hovers overhead. Two more patrol cars arrive while Police Rookie screams into the radio for a roadblock.

Sgt. KillBot's Patrol Car
Sgt. KillBot
Police Rookie (Badly wounded) armed with Glock

Patrol Car 2
Police Officer 1 armed with 1911
Police Officer 2 armed with Mossberg
Police Officer 3 armed with AR15
Police Officer 4 armed with MP5

Patrol Car 3
Police Officer 5 armed with Glock
Police Officer 6 armed with AR15
Police Officer 7 armed with AR15
Police Officer 8 armed with .357 Revolver

Sports Car (Left Front Tire popped, Back Left Tire damaged)
Robber 1 armed with Nagant Revolver
Robber 2 armed with Mosin Nagant (Moderately wounded)
Robber 4 armed with AK-12(Badly wounded, damaged right arm, bleeding)

Protagonist is moderately wounded and has a damaged left arm.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (5/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 18%, perfectly sane
Vehicle: Patrol Car (full gas)

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 22, 2015, 05:25:09 PM »

You do a barrel roll, flipping your car over and intending to hit the Robber's car. You miss by a wide margin and end up rolling off a bridge into a canyon. Gravity is a bitch.

GAME OVER

Tie your tie around the pepper spray bottle so that it's constantly going and try to throw into the criminal's car

You tie the pepper spray to your tie and attempt to throw it into the Sports Car. You miss and accidentally hit Sgt. KillBot's window, causing the pepper spray to bounce off and strike a nearby pedestrian.

Sgt. KillBot fires the .44 Mag at Robber 1, but he misses and strikes the window of an apartment building!
Police Rookie fires 4 rounds rapidly at Robber 2, but accidentally strikes Robber 4 in the arms!
Robber 1 fires the Nagant Revolver at Police Rookie, striking him in the chest twice!
Robber 2 fires the Mosin Nagant at Protagonist, but he strikes the car instead!
Robber 3 sprays the PPSH at Sgt. KillBot, striking him in the shoulder and stomach!
Robber 4 fires a burst of AK-12 fire at Sgt. KillBot, striking his left hand!

Sgt. KillBot's Patrol Car
Sgt. KillBot (Moderately wounded, crippled left hand) armed with .44 Magnum
Police Rookie (Badly wounded) armed with Glock

Sports Car
Robber 1 armed with Nagant Revolver
Robber 2 armed with Mosin Nagant (Moderately wounded)
Robber 3 armed with PPSH (Lightly wounded)
Robber 4 armed with AK-12(Badly wounded, damaged right arm, bleeding)

Protagonist is lightly wounded and has a damaged left arm.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (5/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 10%, perfectly sane
Vehicle: Patrol Car (full gas)

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 22, 2015, 05:09:19 PM »

slow down to a near stop as it looks like the bus is going to block them

You slow down the car and watch as the robbers slam the brakes violently and make a left turn, slamming the side of their car into the bus.

unload some AA-12 into the back of their car

You fire 6 times with the AA-12 before the car manages to drive away again. Sgt. KillBot's car comes driving in right as the second robber fires a Mosin Nagant round into your left arm. You quickly start your car again and the chase resumes.

Sgt. KillBot's Patrol Car
Sgt. KillBot armed with .44 Magnum
Some other Police Rookie armed with Glock

Bank Robbers
Robber 1 armed with Nagant Revolver
Robber 2 armed with Mosin Nagant (Moderately wounded)
Robber 3 armed with PPSH (Lightly wounded)
Robber 4 armed with AK-12

Protagonist is lightly wounded and has a damaged left arm.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Pepper Spray (10/10 uses left, 2 pepper spray cartridges left)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (5/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 10%, perfectly sane
Vehicle: Patrol Car (full gas)

3145

Forum Games / Re: Survival: THE RE-loving-VIVAL (a text and ascii adventure game)

« on: June 22, 2015, 04:48:41 PM »

obey guards and follow

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 22, 2015, 04:48:03 PM »

Screw the bank, search online for hits on the president.

You find a bunch of nutjobs in Hong Kong wishing for the death of the president. Other than that, you find nothing else of interest.

get to your patrol car and start a pursuit

take in a car chase after the criminal scumbags

Hey, we're cops right? We should, like, do something. Like chase down the criminals and apprehend their earnings. Like a cop would

CALL EVERYONE UP AND ENGAGE IN A WACKY MARIO KART CHASE SCENE

You call for reinforcements while you chase after the robbers. You hear the robbers shouting something about Stalin before one of them leans out the window with a Mosin Nagant.



You have the perfect opportunity to ram the car, but there is the risk of getting shot. There is also a bus about to approach the intersection.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Pepper Spray (10/10 uses left, 2 pepper spray cartridges left)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (11/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 10%, perfectly sane
Vehicle: Patrol Car (full gas)

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Forum Games / Re: Survival: THE RE-loving-VIVAL (a text and ascii adventure game)

« on: June 22, 2015, 03:17:48 PM »

"I don't know how I got here."

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Forum Games / Re: Dice with 100 sides

« on: June 22, 2015, 03:16:47 PM »

Attempt to reuinvent the wheel

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 22, 2015, 12:57:46 PM »

Realize that this is a stuffty bank, sneak into the vault take the money and buy a safe to store it in

You move in to steal money from the vault when four robbers burst in. A flashbang is thrown into the middle of the bank, blinding everyone nearby, the protagonist included. When you recover from the flashbang, you discover that the robbers have already made off with the cash and are now escaping in a sports car.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Pepper Spray (10/10 uses left, 2 pepper spray cartridges left)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (11/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 10%, perfectly sane

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 22, 2015, 12:38:59 PM »

Go to the bank to deposit your money just incase

You arrive at the bank to discover a long line of people. You take a look to the side and discover that the bank's vault is wide open.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Pepper Spray (10/10 uses left, 2 pepper spray cartridges left)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (11/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 10%, perfectly sane