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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 22, 2015, 12:35:30 PM »

Send snidley out to compete in some wacky races

You decide to call Snidley Whiplash this early in the morning. He doesn't respond.

get breakfast

You drive to the Large Fastfood Restaurant near Traitor Joe's and order some breakfast.

-2 Bloodlust

When is president rush giving that speech?

(12:30 PM.)

check on up on your status at the police station

You drive to the Police Station and meet the Chief. "Good news, Rookie. Internal Affairs has discovered that your story adds up. Welcome back to the force." He hands you your uniform back, a nightstick, and pepper spray.



Saturday, 6:45 AM. Now what?

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Pepper Spray (10/10 uses left, 2 pepper spray cartridges left)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (11/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 10%, perfectly sane

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Off Topic / Re: what is the above user known for

« on: June 22, 2015, 12:08:53 PM »

Ponies

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Forum Games / Re: Survival: THE RE-loving-VIVAL (a text and ascii adventure game)

« on: June 22, 2015, 10:06:17 AM »

Also what do you use for the graphics

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Forum Games / Re: Survival: THE RE-loving-VIVAL (a text and ascii adventure game)

« on: June 22, 2015, 01:30:22 AM »

say hi with your hands up

Holy stuff a thread coming back from the dead and being rescued from the pit of unfinished projects

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 22, 2015, 12:33:41 AM »

Interesting Statistics
Protag Kills/Total Deaths Witnessed: 43/111+. 43 killed by Protagonist, more than 111 deaths total.
“Offscreen” Deaths: 349. 349 people killed by the Turkish Mafia or the school shooting at Garry Grove High.
Number of Game Overs: 16. Game over, YEAAAAAH!

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Forum Games / Re: BLF HUNGER GAMES THE SECOND - LATE NIGHT UPDATE ALSO BOMBS

« on: June 22, 2015, 12:06:17 AM »

Who the hell is Paula Deen anyways

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 22, 2015, 12:04:51 AM »

Get to sleep and attempt to cuddle Kiss-Kiss
Also can we have a game over count in this thread

Someone should do counts for game overs, kills/deaths caused by the protag, and total deaths in general.
You walk in to Traitor Joe's to discover him selling weapons to tinfoil-hat wearing conspiracy theorists. "The government? Nobody ever trusts them. These guns were made in a private factory that wasn't owned by the government, so there aren't any mind control chips in this one."

Your cat accompanies you as you sleep in your room.

-20 Bloodlust:Good Night. 0-29% Bloodlust: Completely sane and nonviolent. Normal.

You wake up at 6:30. Your lawsuit against an AI starts at 4:10 PM. You decide to read the news.

The Venturon Times

Shootout at cemetery caught on tape
Witnesses at the Cemetery this morning managed to capture a failed Cartel assassination. The video footage shows a unidentified man charging at a vehicle with what is apparently called a "entrepreneur  Staff" and killing several Cartel gunmen.

Conservative Crime Squad strikes again
A group of worthless M16-toting Hicks calling itself the Conservative Crime Squad has gone on a rampage at the Bank Of Capitalism.

Terrorist attack At CEO hideout kills dozens
Dozens were killed today when the Fraggers attacked the CEO Hideout with RPGs, Grenade Launchers, and vans full of explosives. Police are on the lookout for suspicious men in military-like attire and shirts with grenades printed on them.

Bloody Gang War Breaks out between Craps and Floods
A gang war has broken out between the infamous Craps and Floods gangs. Citizens are advised to remain vigilant.

President Rush to visit Venturon City
President Rush will be visiting Venturon City tomorrow on Sunday to give a speech on the recent spike in Terrorist attacks and Gang related activity as well as the return of Joseph Stalin.

6:30 PM, Saturday. Where to? Also, the Post Office and Library are open today.

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Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (11/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 12%, perfectly sane

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Forum Games / Re: Dice with 100 sides

« on: June 21, 2015, 11:14:40 PM »

Attempt to summon Andrew Jackson

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 21, 2015, 10:07:23 PM »

get back to the car

see if your pals can drive you to your psychiatrist now for a full session

You exit the Gentleman's Club. Immediately after you take five steps, an explosion occurs and the Gentleman's Club is instantly set on fire. You just barely survived a terrorist attack. You get to the psychiatrist who diagnoses you. He cannot fully treat your bloodlust(Because permanent 0% Bloodlust would defeat this thread), but he'll do what he can.

-30 Bloodlust, 2 hours of Therapy spent. 30-49% Bloodlust: Mostly sane.



9:30 PM. The Post Office and the two Libraries will be reopening tomorrow. The Gentleman's Club will remain closed for 3-4 days.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI (Tomorrow)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (11/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 32%, Mostly Sane

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 21, 2015, 08:56:36 PM »

Yes

You take one more shot. Snidley Whiplash orders a bucket full of vodka. "Ready for one more?"

Politely deny his request and squeeze your stress ball.
Go talk to the liberal lawyer about the case tomorrow.
When done, go check on Kiss-Kiss

You decline and decide to stress the squeeze ball when you realize you popped it. You decide to talk to the Liberal Lawyer about your lawsuit. "Theres a good chance you'll probably win. I think." He assures you. Kiss-Kiss is still waiting in the car.

It is now 7:30 PM.

Nearby People
Snidley Whiplash
Only Sane Man
Bartender
DJ "Mic Spam"
Drunken customer
Bar Patron
Biker
Country Boy
Drunken Police Officer
Musician
Biker 2
Neo-national socialist
Construction Worker
Civilian
Bouncer 1
Bouncer 2
Club Owner
PDX Corporation CEO
Russian Mobster 1
Russian Mobster 2
Vietnamese Gangster 1
Boxing Champion
Scientist
Liberal Lawyer
Stoner

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI (Tomorrow)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (11/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 62%, somewhat sane

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Forum Games / Re: Let's Play X-COM Long War (The great massacre, part 1!)

« on: June 21, 2015, 07:41:06 PM »

The Great Massacre, Part 2

Cirno: I'm the smartest one here! I'll hack the encoder!



George Bush: BURN, starfish, BURN!



handicap Convention: God bless shotguns.



EXALT: X-COM infidel, my flesh is stronger than your steel!



EXALT Wimp: Help me, brothers! The X-COM Death Machine is glaring!



EXALT Wimp: OH SHI---



*THOOM*



Another EXALT: We need backup, ASAP! Get your asses over here and help us kill the false worshippers!



EXALT: Roger that!



EXALT Medic: SURPRISE AIRDROP!



Cirno: The last encoder! I'm the best around, and nothings ever gonna keep me down!



EXALT Medic: You know you won't win, X-COM Scum. The Great Ethereal will defeat you! You cannot escape Humanity's enslavement! All you are doing is delaying the inevitible!
handicap Convention: Thats a load of bull.



*PCHEWM*



George Bush: ITS GETTING HOT IN HERE.



EXALT: BLAAAARRRGGGH!
Wei Shen: Kill confirmed.



RASL:ANY LAST WORDS?
EXALT Sniper: Go forget yoursel---



EXALT: The X-COMs are winning this fight! We cannot lose, brothers! HELP!



EXALT: COME ON! I WON'T GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT!



EXALT: There she is! Don't let her hack the encoder!
Different EXALT: Where do you think you're going, missy?



Wei Shen: Another one down! Cirno, how's the progress on the hacking?
Cirno: ............................. .................
Wei Shen: Cirno?



Cirno: I'm fine! Just ran into some pests!



George Bush: THEIR NUMBERS ARE THINNING. THIS IS TOO EASY.



Doomed EXALT: Sweet Jesus on a pogo---



*CHOOM* *CHK CHK* *THOOM*



Wei Shen: Your life ends here.



Fun fact: These pigeons are pretty chill. They give zero stuffs about all the gunfire and just stare at the MEC.

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 21, 2015, 07:05:31 PM »

snort your alcohol anyways

You snort the alcohol anyways. "GUARDS!" A nearby patron screams. "THIS ISN'T GENTLEMANLY!"

Two guards grab you and throw you into the street. As you get up, you see a tank being chased by police cars headed right for you.

*SQUISH*

You're dead as a doornail. Time to reload a save file.

participate and drink until your blood lust goes down

don't overdo it cause you got a lawsuit tomorrow

You finish your glass of alcohol. Snidley Whiplash finishes his and orders a larger glass.

"Ready for one more?"

Nearby People
Snidley Whiplash
Only Sane Man
Bartender
DJ "Mic Spam"
Drunken customer
Bar Patron
Biker
Country Boy
Drunken Police Officer
Musician
Biker 2
Neo-national socialist
Construction Worker
Civilian
Bouncer 1
Bouncer 2
Club Owner
PDX Corporation CEO
Russian Mobster 1
Russian Mobster 2
Vietnamese Gangster 1
Boxing Champion
Scientist
Liberal Lawyer
Stoner

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI (Tomorrow)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (11/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 62%, somewhat sane

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 21, 2015, 04:55:32 PM »

Talk to the Only Sane Man casually, and when he's facing us.



LIFT HIM UP AND RKO THE stuff OUT OF HIM

What the forget

become the club's greatest entrepreneur  with your almighty entrepreneur  staff


then go on a genocide crusade
snort a pint of whiskey

You RKO the stuff out of Only Sane Man, accidentally smashing his skull too hard and killing him. You then whip out the entrepreneur  staff and begin your genocide crusade. The rest of the bar patrons scream, whip out their firepower, and gun you down.

God bless the Second Amendment, because everyone in the Gentleman's Club packs serious heat.

GAME OVER

have the dj play careless whisper

"What the forget is Careless Whisper? I'll put it on, I guess....."

don't do any genocide crusades or whiskey snorting

instead, go dance out on the dance floor and maybe meet someone

Everyone is either too busy dancing to notice you, or not interested. You sit down next to Snidley whiplash. He gets two glasses of alcohol and pours them.

"You sure you don't want to participate in this drinking contest? You just have to drink until one of us gives up. No snorting because thats not gentlemanly."

Nearby People
Snidley Whiplash
Only Sane Man
Bartender
DJ "Mic Spam"
Drunken customer
Bar Patron
Biker
Country Boy
Drunken Police Officer
Musician
Biker 2
Neo-national socialist
Construction Worker
Civilian
Bouncer 1
Bouncer 2
Club Owner
PDX Corporation CEO
Russian Mobster 1
Russian Mobster 2
Vietnamese Gangster 1
Boxing Champion
Scientist
Liberal Lawyer
Stoner

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI (Tomorrow)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (11/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 62%, somewhat sane

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Forum Games / Re: Scrabble SLAM v.02

« on: June 21, 2015, 03:39:11 PM »

FLAP

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Forum Games / Re: Scrabble SLAM v.02

« on: June 21, 2015, 02:38:38 PM »

FRAP