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Off Topic / Re: CTRL+V Game v5

« on: June 21, 2015, 01:28:02 PM »

GET forgetED EGGSALT

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 21, 2015, 01:23:06 PM »

we gotta fix our vehicle
go in the car and do the konami code

Up up, down down, left right left right B, A, start.....

31 extra cars spawn in a extremely tight space, all packed together. Then the physics engine bugs out and sends them all flying into your face.

GAME OVER

I think now more than ever, a our stressball needs a good squeezin

A good half-hour squeezing is just what you need. -5 Bloodlust. 50-69% Bloodlust:Somewhat Sane.

cut a hole into the stress ball and masturbate via said hole

You attempt to cut a hole with your switchblade, but the stress ball pops right in your face. Crap.

call only sane man and tell him to meet you at  the gentleman's club

drink to lower bloodlust

Search for Kiss-Kiss

You call for Only Sane Man to pick you up and drive you to the Gentleman's Club. His car arrives seven minutes later along with your cat.

check time on "smart"phone before uttering "stuff phone" under your breath

"IT IS NOW 6:45 PM. ALSO, WHAT THE forget DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?" Your phone replies. "DO YOU REALLY WANT ME TO PUT YOUR NAME ON THE love OFFENDER REGISTRY?"

"Sorry about that."

see if they provide more than just lap-dances at the gentle-man's club

holy hell this was a ride from start to finish

try to let go of all the stress and enjoy yourself at the gentleman's club

You take a shot of some Fine Wine. -3 Bloodlust

Snidley Whiplash greets you at the door. "I'm not sure if they allow pets. Sorry." He replies before letting you in. Kiss-Kiss stays behind in the car. You enter the Gentleman's Club to discover a bar, several tables, a dance floor, and a DJ blasting some dubstep at everyone's eardrums. No stripper poles here that you can immediately see.

"How good are you at drinking contests?" Snidley challenges you before sitting at the bar and grabbing a glass of alcohol.

Nearby People
Snidley Whiplash
Only Sane Man
Bartender
DJ "Mic Spam"
Drunken customer
Bar Patron
Biker
Country Boy
Drunken Police Officer
Musician
Biker 2
Neo-national socialist
Construction Worker
Civilian
Bouncer 1
Bouncer 2
Club Owner
PDX Corporation CEO
Russian Mobster 1
Russian Mobster 2
Vietnamese Gangster 1
Boxing Champion
Scientist
Liberal Lawyer
Stoner

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI (Tomorrow)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (11/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 62%, somewhat sane

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Forum Games / Re: BLF HUNGER GAMES THE SECOND - TABLESALT THE TERRORIST

« on: June 21, 2015, 12:25:38 PM »

RIP mai waifu Emi. Also Tomoko with explosives? Welp.

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 21, 2015, 12:54:25 AM »

"sir oh my god I need your help I'm so sorry for everything but I just got chased down and shot at by a communist and now I just saw a guy blow up a whole building"

apologize to killbot about everything to get it off your chest and then ask to chase down the suspicious guy with him to stop terrorism

You admit a half truth that doesn't incriminate you and apologize before suggesting that the suspicious man be chased down.

"What suspicious man?"

"Over there."

KillBot turns around just to see the suspicious man press a button, get consumed by a flash of light, and fade away.

"What in the godamn...? Anyways, Rookie. Internal Affairs will finish investigating you by tomorrow. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some buisness to do." Sgt. KillBot drives off in a random direction, accidentally runs over a homeless man, and keeps driving.

Its 6:00 PM and its almost time to meet Snidley at the Gentleman's Club. Where are your other companions, though? Can't make it there without Only Sane Man and Kiss-Kiss.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI (Tomorrow)
Go to the Gentleman's Club (7:00 PM or later)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Stress Ball
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (11/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Vehicle: Cheap 4-door Car (WRECKED)
Bloodlust: 70%
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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 21, 2015, 12:44:46 AM »

expose his communism to the people all around

"YOU ARENT A REAL COP, HES A COMMUNIST"

(Citizens arrest.)

You accuse the Communist Sympathizer of being a communist. His buddies stare at him in shock.

pull out your AA-12 and tell everyone to back off

You whip your shotgun out and threaten the Commie into backing off. "HA! SELF DEFENSE!" He screams as he raises his rifle. You fill his face full of buckshot, destroying most of his skull. Everyone immediately scatters except the suspicious man, who stares into your soul.

"He probably deserved it" kill: +5 Bloodlust 70-89% Bloodlust: Very Little Sanity

The suspicious man presses the Trigger Device, causing a nearby building to explode and collapse. He flashes you a smile before taking off running. A nearby police car moves in to investigate.

"Ah. Its you, Rookie. What the hell happened today?" Sgt KillBot questions you. "You look disturbed."

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI (Tomorrow)
Go to the Gentleman's Club (7:00 PM or later)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Stress Ball
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (11/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Vehicle: Cheap 4-door Car (WRECKED)
Bloodlust: 70%

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 21, 2015, 12:22:06 AM »

run inside to the psychiatrist, pleading for help and for him to get the police while helping you calm down

You bang on the doors of the Psychiatrist's office and enter for some quick therapy sessions. The psychiatrist gets 12 seconds into the therapy before a gunshot breaks the window of his office. He jumps out the broken window, calls the cops, and flees as the Communist Sympathizer and his cronies enter.

Bloodlust -10. 50-69% Bloodlust: Somewhat sane.

"You have the right to remain silent." He says as he slowly approaches you, rifle in hand. The other bystanders whip out their phones and record whats about to happen next.

Communist Sympathizer(Badly wounded) armed with Mosin Nagant
Heroic Citizen(Near Death) armed with Car Keys, Rock(s) x4
Heroic Bystander(Moderately Wounded) armed with Heavy Flashlight, Brick(s) x2
Fratboy(Bleeding) armed with Pepper Spray, Baseball(s) x6

Craps Gang Member armed with shopping bag
Hobo armed with metal pipe
Judge
Hipster
Single Father
Construction Worker armed with saw
Vigilante armed with hunting knife
Security Guard armed with nightstick
Craps Gang Member 2 armed with spraypaint
Patriot
Paramedic
Nurse
Suspicious Man armed with Trigger Device

Protagonist is lightly wounded

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI (Tomorrow)
Go to the Gentleman's Club (7:00 PM or later)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Stress Ball
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (12/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Alert State: POLICE ALARMED(Arriving within 5-10 minutes)
Wanted Status: Wanted for questioning
Vehicle: Cheap 4-door Car (WRECKED)
Bloodlust: 65%

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 21, 2015, 12:06:06 AM »

Speed down the hill, then all at once, slam the brakes. Either you'll wreck or they will.

Option D: find a ramp and do a kickass aileron roll off of it.

You speed downhill and jump your car off a ramp. Your car lands front first and instantly wrecks itself. Your pursuers crash into an oncoming taxi, their car flipping wildly and bouncing everywhere.

You exit your wrecked car right outside the psychiatrist. Your pursuers exit their flaming wreck and yell at you to halt. Nearby pedestrians gather around to gaze at the impressive carnage. Maybe they'll be useful meatshields?

Loot and kick that commie in the nuts and take his mosin

You consider charging the commie bastard, but theres no nearby cover other than your wrecked car. Even if you do get close, his buddies could retaliate.

Communist Sympathizer(Badly wounded) armed with Mosin Nagant
Heroic Citizen(Near Death) armed with Car Keys, Rock(s) x4
Heroic Bystander(Moderately Wounded) armed with Heavy Flashlight, Brick(s) x2
Fratboy(Bleeding) armed with Pepper Spray, Baseball(s) x6

Craps Gang Member armed with shopping bag
Hobo armed with metal pipe
Judge
Hipster
Single Father
Construction Worker armed with saw
Vigilante armed with hunting knife
Security Guard armed with nightstick
Craps Gang Member 2 armed with spraypaint
Patriot
Paramedic
Nurse
Suspicious Man armed with Trigger Device

Protagonist is lightly wounded

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI (Tomorrow)
Go to the Gentleman's Club (7:00 PM or later)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Stress Ball
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (12/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Alert State: POLICE ALARMED(Arriving within 15-30 minutes)
Wanted Status: Wanted for questioning
Vehicle: Cheap 4-door Car (WRECKED)
Bloodlust: 75%, very little sanity

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Forum Games / Re: Scrabble SLAM v.02

« on: June 20, 2015, 10:52:59 PM »

PORK

research

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Forum Games / Re: BLF HUNGER GAMES THE SECOND - RIP THE LOAF

« on: June 20, 2015, 10:19:37 PM »

Emi sobbing herself to sleep and Yashka trying to unleash his golden singing voice? Interesting.

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 20, 2015, 10:15:56 PM »

RUN

RUN TO THE NEAREST PSYCHIATRIST

EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE SUSPENDED USE YOUR POLICE RADIO TO CALL FOR HELP

RUN

RUN TO THE NEAREST PSYCHIATRIST

EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE SUSPENDED USE YOUR POLICE RADIO TO CALL FOR HELP

Tell Only Sane Man and Kiss Kiss to run in different directions while you distract them.

You don't have a radio since you don't have a police uniform. The nearest psychiatrist is just past the hills.

Only Sane Man and Kiss-Kiss split up while you try to escape through the crowd! Communist Sympathizer attempts to grab you, but he grabs a random man and handcuffs him by accident.

You see your pursuers emerge from the crowd still on your tail as you enter your car! You slam the gas pedal and speed away only to see Communist Sympathizer and the civilians steal a nearby car, loot it, and chase after you!

You are about to speed DOWN a hill! Slam the gas and go flying down the hill, slow down so you don't go flying, or stop the car?

1999 Sports Car
Communist Sympathizer armed with Mosin Nagant
Heroic Citizen armed with Car Keys, Rock(s) x4
Heroic Bystander armed with Heavy Flashlight, Brick(s) x2
Fratboy armed with Pepper Spray, Baseball(s) x6

Protagonist is healthy.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI (Tomorrow)
Go to the Gentleman's Club (7:00 PM or later)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Stress Ball
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (12/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Alert State: POLICE ALARMED(Arriving within 15-30 minutes)
Wanted Status: Wanted for questioning
Vehicle: Cheap 4-door Car (full tank of gas)
Bloodlust: 75%, very little sanity

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Forum Games / Re: BLF HUNGER GAMES THE SECOND - IS LUIGI A TRANSGENDER?

« on: June 20, 2015, 08:33:55 PM »

Cmon Yashka Sheriff

Cheeki breeki their stuff

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Forum Games / Re: Dice with 100 sides- Actually Debra's Pretty Cool

« on: June 20, 2015, 08:32:11 PM »

Resurrect Guy Fawkes and brainwash him

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 20, 2015, 07:38:23 PM »

use the molotov roostertail as a diversion and get outta there (with your companions of course)

Get outta there.

You throw the Molotov roostertail, hoping to use it as a distraction! You aim the Molotov a good distance behind the angry mob and flee, smashing a window and jumping out of it.

The angry mob is either too busy fighting to notice the flames, or too busy crowding around the front door to escape! Oh no!

Gopnik screams horribly as he burns to death!
Off-Duty Police Officer feels his skin melting away!
Black Belt attempts to stop, drop, and roll as the flames consume her!
Civilian screams in agony as his skin blisters!
Radio Personality's skin chars to the bone!
Bartender's eye sockets burn out!
Liberal Hippie feels his skin bubbling!
Wrestler rolls around in a panic, cutting his throat on broken glass!
Communist Sympathizer uses a nearby fire extinguisher on himself!

The smell of burnt skin reaches your nose, and it reminds you of barbeque.

Watching people burn to death: +8 Bloodlust

"Jesus Christ!" Only Sane Man screams.

70-89% Bloodlust: Very little sanity, and it is very visible. Kills are noticeably slow and violent. Nonlethal takedowns are painful. You appear limp and livid. Other people are suspicious of you. For example, civilians will question what happened to you, gangsters will verbally warn you to stay back, and cops may bring you in for questioning.

You stand back and watch in horror at what you've done. The flames consume the entire restaurant. A crowd has gathered, blocking access to your car. The Communist Sympathizer you accused jumps out of a nearby window too, and he approaches you with a Mosin Nagant in hand.

"Get DOWN. NOW." He screams as he reaches for a pair of handcuffs. He must be trying to perform a Citizen's Arrest. Other citizens move in to assist.


Communist Sympathizer armed with Mosin Nagant, handcuffs
Heroic Citizen armed with Car Keys
Heroic Bystander armed with Heavy Flashlight
Fratboy armed with Pepper Spray

Protagonist is healthy.
Only Sane Man is lightly wounded.
Kiss-Kiss is healthy.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI (Tomorrow)
Go to the Gentleman's Club (7:00 PM or later)

Companions
Kiss-Kiss(Your Cat) (Armor: Cat Armor)
Only Sane Man

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Stress Ball
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (12/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x1
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Alert State: POLICE ALARMED(Arriving within 15-30 minutes)
Wanted Status: Wanted for questioning
Vehicle: Cheap 4-door Car (full tank of gas)
Bloodlust: 75%, very little sanity

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST

« on: June 20, 2015, 07:20:05 PM »

Offer loveual favors for everyone

Cry for forgiveness and kiss the corpse to show remorse.

Cry for forgiveness and molest the corpse to show remorse.

You offer free oral for everyone. They deny it instantly. You then try begging for forgiveness and kissing the corpse of the guy you just killed. The angry mob is weirded out even more, so you do unspeakable things to the corpse.

Communist Sympathizer shoots at Protagonist, but accidentally kills Only Sane Man instead!
Only Sane Man reaches where his head once was before falling.
Gopnik kills Protagonist and Kiss-Kiss with one well aimed burst of AKM fire!

GAME OVER

explain that you are a professional wrestler and you were training, but you didn't mean to take it too far

"I was just training, guys!"

"Train in the gym, starfish! This is the last mistake you'll ever make!"

The angry mob moves in for the kill.

revert to last save

if you cant

point to the communist sympathizer

"HE DID IT HE DID IT HE DID IT"

"That Communist brainwashed me into it!" You bluff. Infighting breaks out among the mob. Most of them fight eachother, but some of them target you.

Firefighter tries to swing at Communist Sympathizer, but accidentally hits Anarchist instead!
Anarchist's head splits in half.
Redneck shoots at Firefighter!
Firefighter shivers silently, curling up into a ball, then all is still.
Waiter slits Illegal Immigrant's throat with a knife! Illegal Immigrant gurgles and drowns in his own blood!
Gopnik loots the taser pistol and stuns Waiter with it! He collapses to the floor pissing himself.
Off-Duty Police Officer pepper sprays Black Belt!
Black Belt unleashes a flurry of rapidfire karate chops and kicks!
Redneck is karate chopped in the neck 6 times and dies.
Civilian punches Only Sane Man!
Radio Personality sings a song in an attempt to calm everyone down!
Bartender grabs Otaku from behind, snaps his neck, and loots his Katana!
Firefighter 2 swings the Fire Axe at your companion Kiss-Kiss! Kiss-Kiss dodges the attack with feline agility!
Liberal Hippie plays a guitar solo, causing Gopnik, Civilian, and Bartender to stare in awe!
Wrestler bodyslams Civilian into a nearby table, cracking his skull open! Civilian screams in pain, somehow still alive!
Communist Sympathizer shoots Firefighter 2 in the head with the Nagant!
Protagonist is covered in Firefighter 2's blood and brain matter!

+10 BLOODLUST: Violence witnessed

Boy, this sure is one stressful situation. Squeeze your stress ball for a bit, remove that bad energy.

-2 Bloodlust

Nearby passerby observe the brawl from outside through the windows and call the police! Meanwhile, two robbers break in through the windows while everyone is distracted by the angry mob!

Gopnik (Distracted by music) armed with AKM, Taser Pistol
Off-Duty Police Officer armed with Pepper Spray
Black Belt armed with BARE HANDS
Civilian (Distracted by music) armed with bare hands
Radio Personality armed with Microphone
Bartender (Distracted by music) armed with bare hands
Liberal Hippie armed with Guitar
Wrestler armed with BARE HANDS
Communist Sympathizer armed with Mosin Nagant

Robber 1 armed with Shotgun Taser
Robber 2 armed with Stun Prod

Protagonist is healthy.
Only Sane Man is lightly wounded.
Kiss-Kiss is healthy.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI (Tomorrow)
Go to the Gentleman's Club (7:00 PM or later)

Companions
Kiss-Kiss(Your Cat) (Armor: Cat Armor)
Only Sane Man

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Stress Ball
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (12/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x1
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Alert State: POLICE ALARMED(Arriving within 15-30 minutes)
Wanted Status: Wanted for questioning
Vehicle: Cheap 4-door Car (full tank of gas)
Bloodlust: 67%, Somewhat Sane

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Forum Games / Re: jairo's community projects planning thread

« on: June 20, 2015, 04:30:17 PM »

Are those all perks for a nation RP or something? They look great.