"i would like a big mac"
ask for their finest gruel with piss topping
"I'll have a Big Mac and some fine piss-soaked gruel." You reply.
RKO the waiter through the table outta nowhere.

When another waiter comes in, you wrestle him into the table for a nonlethal takedown!
*CRACK*Oops. You smashed the back of his skull into the table too hard and killed him. Blood and brains flow out the back of his head.
Bloodlust +20 50-69% Bloodlust: Somewhat sane."Murderer! Murderer!" Nearby civilians scream. A angry mob approaches you as the rest of the civilians flee.
"What the hell did you just do?" Only Sane Man yells at you.
Firefighter armed with Fire Axe
Waiter armed with Knife
Gopnik armed with AKM
Illegal Immigrant armed with Taser Pistol
Off-Duty Police Officer armed with Pepper Spray
Black Belt armed with BARE HANDS
Redneck armed with Double Barrel Shotgun
Civilian armed with bare hands
Radio Personality armed with Microphone
Bartender armed with bare hands
Otaku armed with Katana
Firefighter 2 armed with Fire Axe
Liberal Hippie armed with Guitar
Wrestler armed with BARE HANDS
Communist Sympathizer armed with Mosin Nagant
Anarchist armed with Molotov roostertail
Welp. The front door is blocked off by the mob.
Things to doAttend Court for your lawsuit against the AI (Tomorrow)
Go to the Gentleman's Club (7:00 PM or later)
CompanionsKiss-Kiss(Your Cat) (Armor: Cat Armor)Only Sane ManInventoryCar Keys
Flashlight
Stress Ball
entrepreneur Staff
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (12/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x1
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone
Vehicle: Cheap 4-door Car (full tank of gas)
Bloodlust: 59%, Somewhat Sane